Well yeah. She was fighting the Empire with Saw Gerrera for most of her childhood while Luke was shooting womp rats and jerking off behind sand dunes. They literally tracked her down because Saw would just murder anyone else they sent because he was all the way over Mon Mothma and her soft we're "freedoms fighters not terrorists" bs. Luke was nobody until the end of A New Hope.
Well for one they all die to get him that chance and start the momentum of victories he rides until the empire falls and two none of them had magic powers to lean on when the going got tough. You don't get the last 5 years without the first 15 or however long the empire stood. Like not very long at all its actually kind of funny how short it was.
>they all die to get him that chance
They all died because they fricked up before getting out alive, they had no idea Luke existed. You're just being an ass because you have literally nothing better to do with your life than "le epic troll" on 4chin
That wouldn't be such a bad idea. Imagine seeing young Jyn getting rescued by Saw Gerrera and learning from him the struggles -and realities- of trying to be a neutral force in the Galactic Civil War.
And then how she also had to sell her body in the seedier planets just to try and survive as a poor little orphaned and outlaw girl.
I like to imagine being an important person she needs to smuggle away from the Empire. To do this she uses strange new tech to shrink me and hides me in her sock in her boot. I'm in there so long that we both get used to it so even when we are clear of the Empire she just keeps me in there between her toes.
>Luke saved the Princess from captivity >Luke led the escape from the Death Star >Han and Luke destroyed several pursuing TIE fighters >Luke got the Death Star Plans to the Rebellion >Luke volunteered for the mission because they were undermanned >Luke survived a wild space battle all around the Death Star >Luke destroyed the Death Star with a one in a million shot
Disney Star Wars: Luke didn’t do anything that mattered. What the fricking frick is wrong with these fanatics????
I'm fairly sure that it was one of the products that was in line to compound on TLJ shitting on Luke, and suffered from lucasfilm being hilariously arrogant enough to assume TLJ would be accepted
>I'm fairly sure that it was one of the products that was in line to compound on TLJ shitting on Luke, and suffered from lucasfilm being hilariously arrogant enough to assume TLJ would be accepted
This is why Kennedy will go down as one of the worst, most embarrassing Studio Heads in Hollywood history. She legit thought TLJ was a good idea and that the audience would mindlessly embrace it. That alone displays such a stunning amount of ignorance that it is disqualifying of her capabilities as a leader. It’s like they turned Lucasfilm over to an 8 year child.
The current Star Wars writers are all blue haired cat ladies from twitter and weak beta men. They have a seething hatred towards Luke Skywalker and use every opportunity they have to humiliate him.
Leia calls him literally the worst soldier she's ever seen in one of the comics, TLJ was all about deconstructing him and humiliating him, Yoda laments that he wasn't allowed to train the best Skywalker (Leia), etc.
Hell, he was barely in the Obi-Wan Kenobi show, in which Obi-Wan's mission is supposed to be protecting Luke.
Modern Star Wars is all about praising women for being women and nothing more.
It took me a long while but Kenobi was the tipping that made me realize they really do hate Luke. I mean they have him right fricking there on Tatooine yet they'd rather take a sledgehammer to canon by forcing in Leia and of course setting up the donut steel c**t Black person spin-off that no-one will watch.
>digitally mocked up
I love how the twist things enough to still be true but dismiss reality. Dude posted 4 flags in different angles, but he didn't modify the flags at all
i mean, what else were they going to do? business worships growth, and the only way to grow the brand when you already have the entire boy audience is to try to go for the girl audience and frick it all up in the process. this is greek tragedy shit, hubris and nemesis.
>Tom Cruise has a lot of influence in the industry. >Sequel to a 30 year old flying movie. Probably low expectations by Paramount. >Gets a good cast, a good script, and Tom's autistic devotion to realism.
They existed. Nowadays we get one every, what, ten years?
Die Another Day was 2002, that was 20 years ago.
Kingsman was 2014.
Hardcore Henry was 2015.
Those are the only movies I can come up with in the last twenty years that were clear male fantasy films.
If you know any others, please tell me, I'd love to find more films like this.
Men don't need fantasy, we make our dreams a reality
Women, gays, trannies, jannies, etc need these fantasies since their lives suck and they won't do anything about it
Harem books/audiobooks are booming now for this reason
SJWs can't gatekeep it cuz of self-publishing and there are some pretty based publishing companies out there now
absolutely not, and its ridiculous to suggest otherwise
let a woman "best" her rivals with her feminine qualities like sexuality and persuasion or is that too problematic in current year? wouldnt want the obese hamplanets feeling left out
They have been doing this since day one. They don't use the POC characters and only blackwash white ones. Marvel does this constantly, biggest offender Spider-man Homecoming
This homosexual said everybody who disliked Red Tails was a racist, if you ever watch the movie you'll realize why it's absolute garbage that not even critics like. He's just trying to use virtue signalling to get cloud
>"Leia is the real main character" >has less screen time than Luke >doesn't have much character development >doesn't follow the Hero's journey monomyth >barely has any action scenes >doesn't destroy the death star
Im amazed kids in school have even heard of Star Wars. But tbh, I always felt Star Wars had an effect on kids ebcause of video games and they've completely fricked that up
No one under 30 gives a frick about Star Wars. And thanks to Kathleen Kennedy petty, mean spirited, dismal leadership, no one OVER 30 gives a frick about Star Wars either. It’s a totally dead brand
because women are inferior by nature? you can't actually improve them so the best you can do is bring down the standard so they are finally able to match it
Pretending to be moronic is a foundational aspect of this website and if you can't get over that then you need to leave to a qebsitw with usernames.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>qebsitw
2 years ago
The Game
We have usernames
You just lost it
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
Remember when "Don't feed the trolls" was a very understood aspect of the internet, and was constantly posted?
Now all the internet consists of is "feeding the trolls".
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's because, to the average moron, the term has changed from >person who wants to get a rise out of someone and doesn't care how they do it
to >person who disagrees with me
The fact that people think they can own the trolls shows how fricking stupid they are
2 years ago
Anonymous
I remember that being a genuine statement in that Akimbo movie.
The part where she shoots out the grate? She did that in the original. The only thing she didn't do was literally lead the defense on Hoth. She was inside with the other leaders strategizing their escape plan for everyone.
Notice the subtle, but important changes in the body language. >Elbows her way past stormtrooper >Leans in towards Vader >Added scenes of Leia blasting and ass-kicking Stormtroopers, tactically leading Rebels >Smirk of defiance at the end.
Who does this shit even appeal to? None of this even happened in the movie. You are literally having to rewrite scenes from the movie to pander to women? I guess that's the point? But when you know that none of this actually happened in the movie doesn't it just feel incredibly forced and patronizing?
>You are literally having to rewrite scenes from the movie to pander to women? I guess that's the point? But when you know that none of this actually happened in the movie doesn't it just feel incredibly forced and patronizing?
It was deliberately produced as a means of getting women and kids to care about Syar Wars and go see Rise of Skywalker. >The series was the kickoff to the Galaxy of Adventures brand and a year-long storytelling initiative that culminated with the release of Star Wars: Episode IX The Rise of Skywalker.
It was commissioned around the time that Lucasfilm was still feeling invincible, not grasping that they could have released a literal pile of shit with episode 7 slapped on it and got similar results to TFA, and were boiling the frog at record speeds.
By the time they grasped how badly they had misjudged, they were too far gone to put the brakes on.
Larry Fink. Know what happens when you give people access to quality investment vehicles like ETFs? The issuing institution holds the shares and wields the power of shareholders.
The worst part isnt them re-writing leia to be some le epic badass man stand-in because the idea of a feminine hero doesnt seem to compute with pedowood. Its them deliberately making luke an incompetent idiot with Leia being pissed off at his incompetence. Like its not good enough that Leia gets to be the hero, luke has to be a useless dead weight she lugs around. They dont work as a team, she just does everything while he fumbles like an idiot. Its almost as if this passive aggressive anti-masculinity sentiment is being instilled in the next generation by someone. I wonder who?
I'm convinced if their writing team all logged out of Twitter for a week they could make something half decent
fpbp
First one has problems, second one is black american fantasy + american equality politics + gore fetish.
>she is a generic animu girl now so I like her, I just wish they replaced her voice actor with a shrill little girl
Lucas' CGI edits have gone too far!
Luke did nothing, chud.
R2 did more to destroy the death star than she did tbh
The rewritting of history begins
What a petty line. If I actually liked Star Wars I'd probably harass the writer like the current fans do.
Pretty sure the character who said it gets shat on
Instead you're just a grown man living in his parents house in a star wars thread.
Well yeah. She was fighting the Empire with Saw Gerrera for most of her childhood while Luke was shooting womp rats and jerking off behind sand dunes. They literally tracked her down because Saw would just murder anyone else they sent because he was all the way over Mon Mothma and her soft we're "freedoms fighters not terrorists" bs. Luke was nobody until the end of A New Hope.
You will never be a woman.
disney SWINO fanfic doesn't count troon.
And yet in about 5 years he did more than all of those characters combined in what? 15 years?
Well for one they all die to get him that chance and start the momentum of victories he rides until the empire falls and two none of them had magic powers to lean on when the going got tough. You don't get the last 5 years without the first 15 or however long the empire stood. Like not very long at all its actually kind of funny how short it was.
>they all die to get him that chance
They all died because they fricked up before getting out alive, they had no idea Luke existed. You're just being an ass because you have literally nothing better to do with your life than "le epic troll" on 4chin
Based Jyn.
She should have gotten her own show, not Cassian Andor.
That wouldn't be such a bad idea. Imagine seeing young Jyn getting rescued by Saw Gerrera and learning from him the struggles -and realities- of trying to be a neutral force in the Galactic Civil War.
And then how she also had to sell her body in the seedier planets just to try and survive as a poor little orphaned and outlaw girl.
I like to imagine being an important person she needs to smuggle away from the Empire. To do this she uses strange new tech to shrink me and hides me in her sock in her boot. I'm in there so long that we both get used to it so even when we are clear of the Empire she just keeps me in there between her toes.
iRebel
>Luke saved the Princess from captivity
>Luke led the escape from the Death Star
>Han and Luke destroyed several pursuing TIE fighters
>Luke got the Death Star Plans to the Rebellion
>Luke volunteered for the mission because they were undermanned
>Luke survived a wild space battle all around the Death Star
>Luke destroyed the Death Star with a one in a million shot
Disney Star Wars: Luke didn’t do anything that mattered. What the fricking frick is wrong with these fanatics????
>What the fricking frick is wrong with these fanatics????
current year
I'm fairly sure that it was one of the products that was in line to compound on TLJ shitting on Luke, and suffered from lucasfilm being hilariously arrogant enough to assume TLJ would be accepted
>I'm fairly sure that it was one of the products that was in line to compound on TLJ shitting on Luke, and suffered from lucasfilm being hilariously arrogant enough to assume TLJ would be accepted
This is why Kennedy will go down as one of the worst, most embarrassing Studio Heads in Hollywood history. She legit thought TLJ was a good idea and that the audience would mindlessly embrace it. That alone displays such a stunning amount of ignorance that it is disqualifying of her capabilities as a leader. It’s like they turned Lucasfilm over to an 8 year child.
An 8 year old would make a way better star wars movie
I wonder how the new Indiana Jones movie is going to be. I mean my expectations are low , but Kennedy has proven she can go lower
The current Star Wars writers are all blue haired cat ladies from twitter and weak beta men. They have a seething hatred towards Luke Skywalker and use every opportunity they have to humiliate him.
Leia calls him literally the worst soldier she's ever seen in one of the comics, TLJ was all about deconstructing him and humiliating him, Yoda laments that he wasn't allowed to train the best Skywalker (Leia), etc.
Hell, he was barely in the Obi-Wan Kenobi show, in which Obi-Wan's mission is supposed to be protecting Luke.
Modern Star Wars is all about praising women for being women and nothing more.
Like every series taken over by women.
It took me a long while but Kenobi was the tipping that made me realize they really do hate Luke. I mean they have him right fricking there on Tatooine yet they'd rather take a sledgehammer to canon by forcing in Leia and of course setting up the donut steel c**t Black person spin-off that no-one will watch.
They just made him the most powerful being in SW history
They just wanna shove their shit down your throat and telling you the stuff you liked doesn't matter anymore.
You better start believing in Far Right conspiracies anon
You're living in one
twitter said so so its true
>D-d-d-dont expose us chud!!
>I refuse to believe easily confirmable things until I see a snopes page or a reddit post
>digitally mocked up
I love how the twist things enough to still be true but dismiss reality. Dude posted 4 flags in different angles, but he didn't modify the flags at all
Do brits really
The fact you view twitter as a reliable source is laughable.
That man looks like a chad though.
never think ill see the lgbtstika would be re-created by a normie for the lels.
What about side by side with a friend?
aye, I think I can do that.
That's how it all starts.
Excuse me sir, what is a chud?
Most Disney Star Wars content seems to be made to piss off nerds above all else. Only Mandalorian and Rogue One seemed to shake that off.
Mandalorian and rogue one were still about pissing us off. That image you replied to is FROM rogue one, so you killed your own argument.
Mandalorian started eating shit when boba and nigsoka showed up
That's nice to all her teammates that sacrificed themselves for her
yes.
you see, she's the charlie manson to the death star's sharon tate
This is why Star Wars has been the biggest financial disaster in Disney’s history.
i mean, what else were they going to do? business worships growth, and the only way to grow the brand when you already have the entire boy audience is to try to go for the girl audience and frick it all up in the process. this is greek tragedy shit, hubris and nemesis.
Isn't it amazing a White Woman swoops in and steals all the credit of the POC Bothans? Like they did nothing right?
>they
Mann Hybotan was a snowflake?!
Who?
In shartstralia her name means something different
I can't believe you homosexuals are still crying like babies about the most lukewarm feminist scenes in 2022.
Feminism is a mind virus followed by pseudo religious morons who don't realize their own cult like behavior.
More worrying is how much of society doesn't see it for what it really is
Can't we have just one, ONE (1) film that appeals to the male fantasy?
Dredd
Films should not appeal to anyone's fantasy. Stop consuming trash.
Top Gun: Maverick
turbo based
How did Tom do it?
>Tom Cruise has a lot of influence in the industry.
>Sequel to a 30 year old flying movie. Probably low expectations by Paramount.
>Gets a good cast, a good script, and Tom's autistic devotion to realism.
I didn't see multiple naked women fricking the protag
Predator
Wish they kept the original ending.
I prefer the eding with green glowing piss
What would Predator be like if it was made today and not the mid to late 80's? How would the characters be handled?
>wanting those sharp ass teeth on your wiener
No way gay
How would the Predator itself react to seeing that webm though?
[outraged yet aroused extraterrestrial cooing intensifies]
not as long as israelites make movies
Northman
Not a film but Primal is pretty masculine. The animated series. Giga Chad caveman smashing things.
Right. There aren't any films made in the last 60 years that appeal to the male fantasy /s
>/s
Holy shit go back
This chud was cancelled, bro.
Stop posting him.
>i'll fit in if I act disingenuous and hide behind my layers of irony
Zoomers are a blight, someone lobotomize them
They already exist. Be honest and just admit you mean all of them.
They existed. Nowadays we get one every, what, ten years?
Die Another Day was 2002, that was 20 years ago.
Kingsman was 2014.
Hardcore Henry was 2015.
Those are the only movies I can come up with in the last twenty years that were clear male fantasy films.
If you know any others, please tell me, I'd love to find more films like this.
Sorry sweetie, but that would be problematic. The goal is to destroy (toxic) masculinity, not embrace it.
Conan the Barbarian
It's really the only film you'll ever need.
Men don't need fantasy, we make our dreams a reality
Women, gays, trannies, jannies, etc need these fantasies since their lives suck and they won't do anything about it
Master and Commander
Men don't waste their time and money going to the movies, they just go out and make their fantasies realities.
Harem books/audiobooks are booming now for this reason
SJWs can't gatekeep it cuz of self-publishing and there are some pretty based publishing companies out there now
Its there in the original.
>Luke gives her the gun so he can get them across
vs
>Leia takes the gun and shows she a le strong woman, Luke acts dumb because he is a white male
Also left out the part where she kisses him
she cute
>middle right face
why do leftoids love this face so much? all of their cartoons feature it.
>prince zuko voice actor
they're not even fricking trying to hide it.
are you new to animays or something
>Ugh... did you just...? I can't even... u know what... ugh
I doubt girls spoke like this in the 70s
??? Leia was born long after 70BBY
I only speak the language of the Lord, which is BC/AD
I do not recognize your BBY dating
>BC/AD
so anakin's birth then
meant for
Especially in the slave outfit.
cute walker
If Lucasfilm wanted girl power they should have just made Luke transition
PORN
absolutely not, and its ridiculous to suggest otherwise
let a woman "best" her rivals with her feminine qualities like sexuality and persuasion or is that too problematic in current year? wouldnt want the obese hamplanets feeling left out
>Black character people actually like
>Let's not use him
He'll be in the show just not in season one. One was a prequel that was set before any of the games.
Yes goy we've Learned From Our Mistakes (tm)
just wait until season 5!
>he thinks theres going to be a season 2
lmao 1 flopped so hard they'll never make another piece of halo media outside of the games again
The show was actually renewed months ago and the show was one of the best performers on the platform.
>best performers on the platform
Yeah because the platform is dead lol. Name me 3 other succesful paramount + shows
Strange New Worlds, Evil, iCarly all grown up or whatever they call it.
i said successful shows.
Do streaming platforms release viewership numbers?
Also wasnt the budget for the halo tv show like 200 million? I cannot see them making any way near that back.
>he thinks is about the money
kek, they have infinite money, they can pozz a much as they want even if they don't get one cent back
They have been doing this since day one. They don't use the POC characters and only blackwash white ones. Marvel does this constantly, biggest offender Spider-man Homecoming
This homosexual said everybody who disliked Red Tails was a racist, if you ever watch the movie you'll realize why it's absolute garbage that not even critics like. He's just trying to use virtue signalling to get cloud
>"Leia is the real main character"
>has less screen time than Luke
>doesn't have much character development
>doesn't follow the Hero's journey monomyth
>barely has any action scenes
>doesn't destroy the death star
This was during they were trying to make Star Wars more appealing to girls...
They still didnt care
I asked my 8 year old son if anyone his age and at school even cares about Star Wars. He said its gay and for girls, so there you go.
Im amazed kids in school have even heard of Star Wars. But tbh, I always felt Star Wars had an effect on kids ebcause of video games and they've completely fricked that up
No one under 30 gives a frick about Star Wars. And thanks to Kathleen Kennedy petty, mean spirited, dismal leadership, no one OVER 30 gives a frick about Star Wars either. It’s a totally dead brand
I'm a man and I like Jyn.
Maybe if they made more characters like her others would appreciate women characters unlike Rey.
Rey Palpatine is the worst character in Film History
>be on another board
>webm derails thread
>OP comes to Cinemaphile to make a thread
lol
white female rage
what vile, cunning creatures the spearheads of hollywood are.
Why can't Hollywood empower women without humiliating men? Are they really that petty?
Because your fat dad in his 40s could beat the ever-loving shit out of most female olympic athletes and it wouldn't even be close.
because women are inferior by nature? you can't actually improve them so the best you can do is bring down the standard so they are finally able to match it
I will exclusively watch the despecialized editions of the original trilogy, and I will be happy.
What is that specific accent? Ive always hated it but never known what it's called. You mainly hear voice actors doing it.
makes me remember how kino the original star wars was
felt so heroic
sad what happened to the series
Dante Basco?
He is still getting jobs, good on him.
I thought it was a kid speaking
Why do you think they keep hiring to voice child characters? Because his balls haven't dropped yet.
>about 60% dislikes
>disabled comments
lol, lmao even
just sexist racist jan 6 protestors DeSantis voters, ignore it, anon
These homosexuals constantly rewrite the past so often that someone might think they're communists, holy shit
New redpill just dropped
Now watch the two scenes.
>oh no, it's not a frame by frame recreation
Once again
Stop acting like a moron.
touch grass
Go back to twitter
Pretending to be moronic is a foundational aspect of this website and if you can't get over that then you need to leave to a qebsitw with usernames.
>qebsitw
We have usernames
You just lost it
Remember when "Don't feed the trolls" was a very understood aspect of the internet, and was constantly posted?
Now all the internet consists of is "feeding the trolls".
It's because, to the average moron, the term has changed from
>person who wants to get a rise out of someone and doesn't care how they do it
to
>person who disagrees with me
The fact that people think they can own the trolls shows how fricking stupid they are
I remember that being a genuine statement in that Akimbo movie.
you aren't pretending though
touch ass
You will never be a woman.
She ugly.
that's fake!
The part where she shoots out the grate? She did that in the original. The only thing she didn't do was literally lead the defense on Hoth. She was inside with the other leaders strategizing their escape plan for everyone.
Imagine seething over cartoons. Chudcels will never stop being funny and pathetic
Why are they all so weird about Luke? No other generic hero gets this kind of treatment.
He has light hair and blue eyes and has morals.
>Why are they all so weird about Luke?
Blonde hair blue eyes
Notice the subtle, but important changes in the body language.
>Elbows her way past stormtrooper
>Leans in towards Vader
>Added scenes of Leia blasting and ass-kicking Stormtroopers, tactically leading Rebels
>Smirk of defiance at the end.
Who does this shit even appeal to? None of this even happened in the movie. You are literally having to rewrite scenes from the movie to pander to women? I guess that's the point? But when you know that none of this actually happened in the movie doesn't it just feel incredibly forced and patronizing?
It was a series of shorts about girl power. For little girls basically.
>Who does this shit even appeal to?
The executive who commissioned it.
>You are literally having to rewrite scenes from the movie to pander to women? I guess that's the point? But when you know that none of this actually happened in the movie doesn't it just feel incredibly forced and patronizing?
It was deliberately produced as a means of getting women and kids to care about Syar Wars and go see Rise of Skywalker.
>The series was the kickoff to the Galaxy of Adventures brand and a year-long storytelling initiative that culminated with the release of Star Wars: Episode IX The Rise of Skywalker.
It was commissioned around the time that Lucasfilm was still feeling invincible, not grasping that they could have released a literal pile of shit with episode 7 slapped on it and got similar results to TFA, and were boiling the frog at record speeds.
By the time they grasped how badly they had misjudged, they were too far gone to put the brakes on.
Larry Fink. Know what happens when you give people access to quality investment vehicles like ETFs? The issuing institution holds the shares and wields the power of shareholders.
literally what happens
No shit moron it's the other shit they changed
She already was a strong character, so why make Luke look worse?
>blue eyes blonde male
I have no idea
>Luke is a bumbling idiot
>Leia single handedly brought down the Empire
Disney's historical revisionism killed Star Wars
HOT
I'm surprised Disney kept that scene, considering how they've been censoring Slave Leia lately.
>Slave Leia
Tell me you're a misogynist without telling me you're a misogynist
>moniker
I thought only black people are allowed to say that word.
What's wrong with "slave Leia"? Why did they chnage it?
>slave
i get it, hutts-layer. gets laid with hutts. makes sense
it's okay as long as you don't show cleavage
I wish Jabba swallowed her whole now
based
Like this? >bitDOTly/3mQl6PQ
yeah, but to scale
Mama mia
giwtwm
The worst part isnt them re-writing leia to be some le epic badass man stand-in because the idea of a feminine hero doesnt seem to compute with pedowood. Its them deliberately making luke an incompetent idiot with Leia being pissed off at his incompetence. Like its not good enough that Leia gets to be the hero, luke has to be a useless dead weight she lugs around. They dont work as a team, she just does everything while he fumbles like an idiot. Its almost as if this passive aggressive anti-masculinity sentiment is being instilled in the next generation by someone. I wonder who?
why are they doing this to us bros???? what did we ever DO to these people???? huh??
Why do I want to frick that luke?
Because he's sexier than Leia.
Can I have some R34 of cartoon Leia in this style? She's cute.