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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Petercels....

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go woke go bro-
      Ah man ANOTHER loss?!

      Chud Sisters.... I dont feel so good!!

      Losers.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does it hurt you whiny little b***h? Does it hurt to see a movie with black protagonist succeed?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, you tryhard homosexual. No it doesn't. have a nice day.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Succeed?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound upset.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lol you sound upset! XD
          What purpose do you even serve?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol you sound upset! XD

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Useless shitheel.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn’t really think this movie would flop did you?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you really think I care? Tell me why I would.

              • 11 months ago
                guy

                Holy shit he IS upset lmao
                Way to prove him right homosexual
                Black kangz rise up!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >white boys
        >winning

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people go watch it because of miguel and the many other spiderman cameos including watching peter now being a father and see what his daughter can do
      >WTF PETERCELS SEETHING BBC WINS!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy cope

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NWH
      >$253M Domestic
      >$587.2M Global
      Peterchads still winning

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barely a quarter of what NWH made

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go broke, get woke, ultimately CROAK.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As it should be

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Preach!

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    puss and boots did $344 million, what does this tells you?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      good animation has it's place despite it's story, and everyone's a idiot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >100 mill budget + marketing
      So it'll barely break even like the first one.

      You know the movie is 3 days old right

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't the box office fall off hard after the opening weekend?
        Like it could make 300 million, but 400 million is highly unlikely?
        I'm not being rhetorical, I'm honestly asking you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          300 mil domestic is a lock at this point, and it might reach or get close to 400. The word of mouth is going to give it at least solid legs.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >word of mouth is going to give it at least solid legs.
            Given the amount of hate people have for the film's blaoted plot, cliffhanger ending, and the the fact it makes most spidermen into sadistic cop killing buttholes I doubt word of mouth is going to help it, especially among Normies.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Normies aren't watching this movie because of the plot, dude

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Things that are entirely in your head? Is this the new narrative switch?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The animation is gorgeous, that alone will hard carry the word of mouth.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >9.1/10 IMDb
              >4.7/5 Letterboxd
              >96% audience score RT
              >A cinemascore

              Yeah people hate the movie

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's gonna go downafter the honeymoon phase is over.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah same thing happened with the Mario movie... wait

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop coping jesus

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              only Cinemaphile users complain about those things unironically
              i mean myself included but it's unfortunately going to make more than the first film (which was actually good)

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Given the amount of hate people have
              This is what happens when your entire internet exposure is confined to this site

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Black Panther proved Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile aren't the majority and the new Spider-Verse is going to prove that again.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >X proved Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile aren't the majority
                This gets proven literally every time.
                The only times this site is right about something is when it agrees with the normies but is in denial to accept it

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Normies
              Exactly the ones praising the movie to heavens, they don't care about the background lore or why the spideys telling miles to let his father die is OOC as frick, they care about le funky colors and dynamic animation.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they don't care about the background lore or why the spideys telling miles to let his father die is OOC as frick
                As it should be. Needing to read lots of shit to understand a movie should be forbidden.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The movie itself tells you what Spider-Man's character is like, Miles tries to save everyone, this is what all of them would've done, and did try to do in their own media, but ATSV makes Miles the only one to have this quality so he can appear better than the others.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's been wild seeing normalgays and artgays rail on AI art relentlessly for the past year for being ugly, lacking clarity, being jittery and full of errors, lacking the human touch etc and then this movie comes out and looks like Big Hero 6 fell into an AI blender and everyone can't get enough of it. I guess all AI art needs is a black spokesperson and everyone would immediately be on board.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >close to 400
            Yikes, after that marketing. Part 2 better do numbers

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's talking abput domestic. That'd be more than deadpool.
              Does no one here pay attention to box office?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The word of mouth
            is exactly what killed the movie's box office, nobody wants gay agenda and trans kids in their movies

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the same half-dozen delusional tweets that keep getting reposted of terminally online trannies = word of mouth

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >how many cis people do you know that struggle with their identity
              holy shit. this is the worst 'not like other girls' shit i've ever seen.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on whether that New Transformers movie is a hit. If so it's unlikely Spiderverse will make much more in the subsequent weeks

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol
          Let's put it this way:
          GotG Volume 3 had an opening weekend of $118M.
          It just passed $780M this weekend.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It had an opening weekend of $282M and no competition for a month, this is about to be the most crowded month of the year

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The rest of the films this month look like shit though.
              >Transformers SEVEN.
              >The Flash starring a pedo groomer they/them with weak presales
              >Pixar's Element Dudes
              >Indiana Jane and the Dilate of Disney
              >J Law R-rated white woman comedy
              >limited release films like The Blackening and Asteroid City
              Spider-Verse will do fine and has great rewatchablity.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Add the shit miles morales movie that makes all Spidermen act moronic and yeah there is nothing good to watch in the cinema

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's next month, with MI Dead Reckoning, Oppenheimer, and Barbie up against each other's throats.

              This month's got what, Flash, Transformers, and Indy in terms of big blockbusters, and I honestly can't see people rushing to those. Maybe Flash, but TF hasn't been what it was for a long while, and Indy looks like it's gonna be a disaster.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The rest of the films this month look like shit though.
                >Transformers SEVEN.
                >The Flash starring a pedo groomer they/them with weak presales
                >Pixar's Element Dudes
                >Indiana Jane and the Dilate of Disney
                >J Law R-rated white woman comedy
                >limited release films like The Blackening and Asteroid City
                Spider-Verse will do fine and has great rewatchablity.

                Those are still big studio releases that command theater presence and take up screens, something like Avatar 2 had months of no competition and week 6 could have as much presence as the opening week, not so much with busy months like these where the posters and standees and main screens etc are being rotated out constantly.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              ATSV has strong audience and critic scores, great word of mouth. It'll hold it's own fairly well. Especially since it was '1st out the gate' for June.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ATSV has strong audience and critic scores
                So does GOTG3, with the additional help of being live action instead of this half and half animation for kids and adults thing

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Summer allows a bunch of well received movies to co-exist. It okay.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fall off depends heavily on reviews and word of mouth.
          For both of these, Spiderverse is doing exceptionally well. Every single social media platform is pretty much full of people praising it as the GOAT animated and superhero movie.

          Fully expect next week's decrease to be minimal or even zero

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It has an A cinemascore so it should be safe.
            China started out weak but Saturday grew from Friday. Estimate went from 11m to 17m still not great but it shows wom is working to some degree. That said, transformers will be a threat there I think.
            I believe the domestic numbers can reach Deadpool 2 levels (330m+) that movie also opened to around 120m. DP2 also made 730m before china and 785 after the chinese release.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >started out weak but Saturday grew from Friday.
              It was weak every day, if you think those aren't dogshit numbers you're delusional. And it went down from Saturday to Sunday. No shit it's gonna go up, it was the weekend.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The friday was far worse. I still said it wasn't great. It will still make 600 to 700 worldwide. Even mario only opened to 6m

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up troony. Still a flop

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mario opened on a Wednesday

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and it only made 6m in its 5 day week.
                Total up to today is 24m

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Fully expect next week's decrease to be minimal or even zero
            Delusional. Also this is not a "new unproven release" thing, everyone already knew what they were getting into from the first one, unlike Puss in Boots where it had to prove itself anew since no one cared for the first one

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >unlike Puss in Boots where it had to prove itself anew since no one cared for the first one
              No one cared for ITSV either.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are saying ITSV and the 2011 Puss in Boots had the exact same reception?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          but the first made 400 mil.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that was at oppening weekend , at the end it made $484 million

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Puss in Boots TLW made 12 million opening weekend. Spider-Verse 2's opening is 10x that and will leg out to at least 700 million worldwide.

        • 11 months ago
          Alfie

          Puss in Boots the Last Wish made 18.5 million on opening weekend. It only started picking up after that due to a mixture of word of mouth and there being nothing else for families to bring their kids to watch at the time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          puss and boots did $344 million, what does this tells you?

          lol

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm going to laugh when atsv only make 30 million next weekend(domestic), it is going to be heavily front loaded.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s amazing, I’m already sick of seeing it and having people pretend it’s God’s gift to cinema

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spider-man is a bigger property than Shrek.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That audiences respect animated kino of all kind.
      Also, may I remind you that Puss underperformed at first, but recovered once great word of mouth started spreading.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It tells me nothing, people LOVE Shrek, Puss In Boots AND Antonio Banderas

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly everyone likes pussy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that Disney and Pixar are going to die in our life time. and I'm happy about that i fricking wish that would happen

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good movies make money
    Cashgrab low effort ones like Mermaid fail
    Universe is healing

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >100 mill budget + marketing
    So it'll barely break even like the first one.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is gonna drop like a rock in subsequent weeks. I'm calling an overall global box office of 500 Million. Better than the first but not by much.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on whether that New Transformers movie is a hit. If so it's unlikely Spiderverse will make much more in the subsequent weeks

      >word of mouth is going to give it at least solid legs.
      Given the amount of hate people have for the film's blaoted plot, cliffhanger ending, and the the fact it makes most spidermen into sadistic cop killing buttholes I doubt word of mouth is going to help it, especially among Normies.

      Do you guys honestly believe this? It's so sad. If we're being honest 700mil+, is looking very likely when all is said and done.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree that it's going to turn a profit, but THAT much profit is wildly unreasonable, come on.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shit just works like that now. Mario was good but was it 1.3 billion good?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you care how much money it makes? How does it affect you?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think we’re all just sad at the prospect of bendis making money

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go woke go bro-
    Ah man ANOTHER loss?!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still not watching it. The original is gay shit, and the new one isn't even trying to be subtle.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you're never watching anything new ever, this "trend" is here to stay.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neither Puss in Boots or Super Mario Bros was woke, bud.
          >inb4 peach
          We've been over this.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >both animations have emasculated male leads and a strong female bossing them
            >"It's not woke bro!!"

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >both movies have interesting male protagonists that grow and have character arcs and save the day at the end
              Try again, loser.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being a b***h is not interesting, they could simply have actual heroic character arcs, like your average normal heroes' journey, instead of humiliating shit for the sake of a political statement.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They did, you fricking moron. Mario got good; Puss overcame his existential crisis; both staples of the hero's journey.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                While doing a pathetic display of emotions with a women knocked their skulls. Really dignified.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you at least learn to speak english before you start saying stupid shit?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This site is 60 percent Brazilian. He's trying his best

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you get tired of being a Cinemaphilentrarian?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t this the only marvel slop with a real appeal (like the animation) besides having a Black person Spider-Man? Even a broken clock is right twice a day

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chud Sisters.... I dont feel so good!!

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Little mermaid destroyed

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does it feel being unpaid shills?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a turd.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chuds are already counting it as a win. This is going to be even more hilarious than they defending the Mario movie where the lead is a wimp and the princess is a Mary Sue.
    This time, they will be cheering for a movie where only the black characters are good and that has a trans supporting message (who will probably result in Gwen being revealed as such in the next movie).
    The cope is slowly turning them in what they hate the most. This is amazing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How's the Little Mermaid doing champ?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly i don't know but i'm sure if it does well people will say its an anti-woke movie.
        Keep coping and worshipping Tyrone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the movie with multiple trans flags, BLM pin,
      moronic and annoying but mostly unobtrusive, easily ignored.
      >raceswapping
      Spiderverse Spider-woman isn't from 616, so it's not like she's erasing the comic character.
      >cuckshit
      teens who aren't even dating, reaching, also a fricking basic plot beat of like 99% of things mostly focused on teenagers
      >anti-natalism
      Spider-woman fighting pregnant is moronic, I won't argue that.
      >promoting a woke character made because of Obama
      nobody gives three tenths of a frick about why Miles was made, and Spiderverse Miles isn't even the same character.
      >anti-police sentiment
      refer to [...]
      You are one of those morons.
      >fatness-promoting
      Fat spider-man is a joke not an endorsement.

      >the movie with multiple trans flags, BLM pin, anti-colonialism, raceswapping, majority non-white cast in a white IP, cuckshit, anti-natalism, promoting a woke character made because of Obama, anti-police sentiment, fatness-promoting isn't woke
      Is it opposite day?

      The cancer is there somewhere. They are just subtle about it, but who knows for how long

      If you were offended by the LGBT messages sue Sony.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL MILES VICTORY

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People care about wokeness but if the content has good writing it nullifies it. There's a reason why Arcane was such a smash hit despite the lesbian "overtunes" because people want good media in general

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many people watched Arcane for Vi instead of Jinx?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Spider-Verse woke tho?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was woke until it made money.
        Not it's based, redpilled, and going to destroy Disney.
        Just like Mario.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Underrated post.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A little bit, yeah, the whole trans flag thing was in Gwen's universe twice.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The cancer is there somewhere. They are just subtle about it, but who knows for how long

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A little bit, yeah, the whole trans flag thing was in Gwen's universe twice.

          It's in character.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Spider Gwen would support Chemical Castration of Children

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              but muh canon! if gwen stops chemical castration it would destroy xer universe

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              but muh canon! if gwen stops chemical castration it would destroy xer universe

              kek

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >SpiderGwen here to remind you to control the white population and spay and neuter your kids.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean SpiderGlen

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hope this movie brings about a Renaissance of trap Gwen porn.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get Woke Go Broke

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No like seriously at this point I'm wondering if it's political or just some sort of mental illness/addiction. Is the compulsion to shove LGBT shit into everything too strong or something? Can't these people just make ONE thing with no political BS being put or referenced? Why is it so hard to be neutral these days? It was fine before.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            before, even mentioning possibility of gays exist would have got association of christian anti vax mothers to cancel your whole company

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >protest trans kids
          From the liberal hive mind virus, amirite?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't pointlessly shill Trans and BLM shit in a movie that's not Woke.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          As long as there's straight romance, it's not really woke. Streaming is light years ahead in terms of wokism because it doesn't need to sell tickets. Cinema will remain safe as long as LGBT stories don't sell tickets.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is what your dad said except about race mixing

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Race mixing is natural, eugenics isn't.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are little bits of stupid bullshit but it doesn't put itself in front of the plot and characters and then have a bunch of corpo dickriders call you an ist or a phobe it you don't like it so I wouldn't call it woke.
        It's like, a 7ish out of ten

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Woke shit is unironically the least of the movie's issues considering the Spider-Men of the multiverse are suddenly part of some weird death cult now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >two trans flags on gwen
        >racebent peter parker as the MC
        >'im spiderman' scenes written like a coming out of the closet moment
        >main couple is literally a interracial BMWF couple
        >all of the old white men [including spectacular spiderman] are fine with letting a innocent man die except Miles

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>'im spiderman' scenes written like a coming out of the closet moment
          TBF I don't think it's possible to write a situation like that that isn't at least comparable to coming out as gay/whatever

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        only things i can remember are the trans flags + jessica drew talking about the baby's sex

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      True but replace “good media” with “eye candy animation” . I wouldn’t praise Arcane or Black spider for their story telling ever

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because even the 'chuds' who hate wokeness cannot hate a product that's good. Their hate is just some kind of personal insecurity copt-out picking the low hanging fruits and marginalized, like kicking a puppy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is what you want to believe. The truth is that wokeness is very obviously bad. I mean look at woke people, they have statiscaly the highest rate of depression and mental ilness.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >highest rate of diagnosis
          ftfy
          t. have an entire family of incredibly mentally ill undiagnosed conservatives

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No he's right. Actual studies showed that Liberals are on average more mentally ill. I'm not even being mean or petty about it. It's actually true.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              maybe because liberal actually go to doctors for professional help. Mentally ill conservatards go to the pastor, pulpit pimp

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't think the study took that type of stuff into consideration?
                I mean, I haven't read it, but I'm asking if you're saying they published a poor study.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >scientists? wrong? never!
                they let us eat sucralose for 21+ years.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh so now Science can be wrong.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're the most supremely moronic troll on this website and I give you a 0/10, get new material
                scientists once believed in humours and rubbing feces in buboes

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The hell are you even yelling about Anon?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                facts that you would know if you weren't moronic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just sounds like you are coping because you and your twitter friend might actually be moronic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i only go on twitter to find fanart of ramattra and pavitr without interacting with anyone though
                not my fault you slept through every history class you ever took

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was nice baiting with you anon.
                Have a (You) for your collection.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                have a good night sir

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              there could be multiple reasons for this correlation, of course. maybe conservatives are just on average simpler folk who won't answer affirmatively to such a subject even if they are mentally ill. conversely, someone with a mild case of insomnia who is a liberal might be more inclined to be affirmative about technically having a mental illness. It's about public shame in these communities. A place where you're always expected to be on your best behavior with no aberrations tolerated lest you become the talk of your small conservative town, is going to be less open about what they're struggling with.
              I literally watched this happen in real time when my city slicker mom was living in pop's small town for the first time. At first, she had no reservations airing out dirty laundry to just anyone. But over time you adapt to your environment.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lesbians are a lot better than trans shit though

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At first I was like

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But then I was like

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But then I was like

      That chuds vs ewokes bs doesn't matter at all, those guys are wasting their lives spamming reviews. Normal people just want to have fun watching a movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But then I was like

      You think he's like Ann Coulter's depicition in The Boondocks or does he simply lack self-awareness?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you are the one who lacks self-awareness and don't understand how clickbait works.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >don't understand how clickbait works.
          Yeah, like Ann Coulter Boondocks
          Though maybe the self-awareness thing applies more to people who follow him religiously and not notice the hypocrisy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But then I was like

      I used to watch his video because I thought he could make some sense about today's "woke" culture, but then I realized he just spews bullshit like most right-wing vloggers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But then I was like

      The worst part is there are morons who take this guy seriously

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But then I was like

      >The right will actually admit that they were wrong when given evidence, unlike the left that command all evidence contrary to their stance be censored or destroyed
      Just like Mario!
      Yall homies act like this is some kinda gotcha but this is just actually reviewing the facts and changing your previous conclusion based on new evidence, which is a foreign concept to the left.
      Remember when the rona virus was early announced and the right took it seriously while the left laughed, only for evidence to come out that it was just the flu right when the media whipped up the left to take it seriously and enforce an untested vaccine? That same vaccine that was first pushed to be 100% preventing covid but was so shit at being a vaccine that they changed the fricking definition of vaccine to cover their asses?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they hated him because he told the truth.jpg

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The right will actually admit that they were wrong when given evidence
        yet they still believe Disney bought all those tickets for Captain Marvel, take that L already

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A discussion about spiderman gets connected to Covid-19.

        Massive cope.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    my spiderman is black
    my maybach too

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How have they not died of embarrassment? First Puss in Boots, then Mario, and now Fricking Miles

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elemental crashing and burning will probably be the death blow for them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quad sevens confirm, Pixar is fricked

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fricking $200M+ for a generic ass movie done better in 7 minutes in the 1950s

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're already laying off studio veterans. The writing is on the wall.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys really think this wasn't going to succeed? This movie could be ass and everyone is gunna see it because it's Spider-Man. Yeah, some people don't like Miles, I'm included, but people LOVE Spider-Man.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    take your meds

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get WOKE, go ROCK
    Neo-nazis and conservatives morons seem to think their numbers are legion, but they're not. They represent a hopefully shrinking minority.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're celebrating a little early for a movie that hasn't broke even yet.
      Also, dehumanizing people that don't like your corporate product is peak cringe.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, dehumanizing people that don't like your corporate product is peak cringe.
        >I hate this product because... existence of black people
        Persecution fetish is strong with this one.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>I hate this product because... existence of black people
          >Using people's skin colour as a shield against criticism
          If it was a basic Spider-man story with black Peter, you would have a point.
          But that's not what it is.
          It's Miles shit
          It's multiverse shit.
          It's OoC shit.
          There's too many problems to go "Ha! Skin colour #000000!" and forgive its' issues.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >persecution fetish
          oh the irony.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >80 million everywhere outside the US
    so it's another Little Mermaid situation where the rest of the world doesn't give a shit about Miles?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >international audiences skipping this one too
      Lmao they lost out on so much money by not just making them about Peter, domestic is usually about 30% of any Spider-Man movie's total box office, but ITSV and ATSV are both 50%+

      Yep lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      TLM cost 250m dollars before ads
      ATSV cost 100m before ads

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That has nothing to do with that post

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      despite making up 12% of the population blacks are worshipped by everyone in america

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >international audiences skipping this one too
    Lmao they lost out on so much money by not just making them about Peter, domestic is usually about 30% of any Spider-Man movie's total box office, but ITSV and ATSV are both 50%+

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because many people didn't know that this movie had a transgender agenda imagine when the people who see it find out that Gwen is Gwen Parker, yes Pater Parker the scenes in Gwen's world as a LGBT metaphor pay attention to the colors the dialogues with her father and at the end the flag protect trans kids, now I ask...Why? Why not bring these characters as they are in the comics?
    >Peter's death scene saying he wanted to be Gwen is the trannies wet dream that come true to kill the male side and finalize the transition
    This is the most disgusting movie I have ever seen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take your meds and calm down

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What will the next cope be when this makes 600m worldwide at the end?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares, as long as real cancer like the little mermaid flops, Miles is tolerable at worst

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll come up with something
      I don't think I have ever witnessed an anon conceding in an argument. They'll just repeat themselves.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Little Mermaid
      >racebent redhead
      >flops

      Spiderverse
      >normies dont know about the troony flag shit for the most part, they just think its gonna be like the first one
      >Miles isnt Peter Parker
      >momentum carried over from No Way Home, just like Black Panther did well [and why comparatively Black Panther 2 was a flop]

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd call BP2 a comparative underperformance than a comparative flop. Still made over 250m in profit according to deadline. That's enough to justify a third film

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Little Mermaid
          >racebent redhead
          >flops

          Spiderverse
          >normies dont know about the troony flag shit for the most part, they just think its gonna be like the first one
          >Miles isnt Peter Parker
          >momentum carried over from No Way Home, just like Black Panther did well [and why comparatively Black Panther 2 was a flop]

          BP2 was also kept down by people's caution about a movie without Boseman, if he was still alive it definitely would have made a billion

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. If BP2 made that little profit compared to BP1. The chances of BP3 making even less profit than BP2 would be a huge determent.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hollywood is still making Transformers movies after two flops. A "didn't make as much money but still profited" is not even close to being a red flag for them.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA
          But you would have to take into consideration that the third would no longer be able to use Chadwick Boseman as a prop as his death will be well beyond old news and the will have to use that girl that is boring as frick as the main actress.
          They should have recast T'challa but now they are left in a pretty weak state.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            True.
            It's insane that they didn't. Even his fricking family begged them to.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's sab because he knew that T'challa had the potential to transcend him but Disney made sure he died with him.
              Absolute moronation.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            True.
            It's insane that they didn't. Even his fricking family begged them to.

            It's sab because he knew that T'challa had the potential to transcend him but Disney made sure he died with him.
            Absolute moronation.

            Who could even replace him? People saw him as Chadwick from the movie.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Let everyone know the wishes of his family and build the promotional aspect showing the old kings passing the powers of the black panther one to the other.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are saying that if Halle played black Ariel's sister but the rest was exactly the same, TLM would've been good and not flopped

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They really found a chick that looked like the Splice monster to play Ariel. She also has a big gross mole on her forehead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when this makes 600m
      Try 850m+

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure if it will but I can see 700m.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Flash will eat at it's audience

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah yeah whatever Ezra just don't hurt more hawaiians, ok?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If anyone should be worried about the flash it's elemental. Literally comes out on the same day.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If anyone should be worried about the flash it's elemental. Literally comes out on the same day.
            lmao

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Flash is tracking to do 70-90M in the US and will get destroyed by Transformers internationally

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They want a billion

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They won't get it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >um actually spiderverse is based and redpilled for having a straight couple uh… DISNEY HAS FALLEN BILLIONS MUST BE MADE AT THE BOXOFFICE

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't this movie have an ending?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because this one and the next one were supposed to be the same movie, but it was getting way too fricking long, so they split it.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fixed

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What wrong with it's face? Why does it look so... you know...

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look. Can I finally admit that I just don't like Miles because he's black. I'm sick of rationalizing and trying to sugarcoat things. I just hate that he is black. I wanted his film to fail and even if it succeeds I'll just pretend it flopped.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You post this falseflag in every thread, is there a specific reason or are you just a schizo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a falseflag. I am a diagnosed schizophrenic however.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can do what you want. But no one cares about your biases.
      If you can't hate Miles for valid reasons, your as bad as the people who give him a pass for being black.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop pushing this copy pasta you discord troony.

      People hate black people because of how they act and how the government and corporations bend over backwards to sanitize their empty constant violence because the only threat they pose is to themselves and the poor souls who live around them. People hate miles because they hate his writer AND they hate that the outcome of over a DECADE of stories with him is still leading to empty stories about how important it is that Spider-Man is black now.

      You’re a troony b***h with nothing to say and no one to be so you’re constantly aligning yourself with the powers that be to hurt your neighbors out of self defense

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd hate them regardless of how they act. The white race is my tribe. You write like a Hispanic.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then you’re no better than a Black person you schitzo frick. You’re actually WORSE because you think you’re smart enough to be better and only hold your skin color as the value you produce rather than the work you do or the love you give

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I understand the work you do part. But what the frick does the love you give mean?.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the voice acting in this movie so bad? I don't recall the first one being this... "celebs phoning it in" ish

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The audio mixing was bad. Sometimes the voices would be masked under the music or sound effects.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Went to see it with my normalgay family and they were bored out of their minds and weren't even particularly entertained by the indulgent animation
    I get the feeling that the initial hype is entirely based on high scores from homosexual outlets creaming themselves over the animation and Black person worship and the drop off will be pretty severe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally me and my father did enjoy it, and I’m pretty sure my theatre did as well, aside from groaning in disappointment that it was a first parter.

      Ain’t saying you’re wrong but I feel some do genuinely enjoy it. I can agree at least that the discussion around it will become more critical as more people watch it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you think the movie was gonna be a deep, compelling mystery drama or something? I only really got tired when it seemed like the movie was gonna end like three times.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did *I* think? No
        They however didn't even realize it was animated until I told them on the drive to the theater, that's how clueless and going purely off of disconnected numbers they saw they were

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    y'all are ignoring they placed the poster upside down lmao

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 1/2 hr movie
    >less runtimes = less money
    There's a reason why the Mario Movie was exactly 90 minutes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's a reason why the Mario Movie was exactly 90 minutes.
      To rush through the barely existent story and plot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, the barely existent story and plot were like that to make sure it could be only 90 minutes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And that if it was a 2hr+ movie, it wouldn't make a billion dollars, even with rewatches.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly if spiderverse reaches a billion the mario movie sucks those were booster reviews

        They call it a flick heh

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically hate this movie.
    It shits on every single other classic beloved spider-man to desperately prop up Miles Morales.
    Just for that this movie is shit it's like the anti-no way home that one propped everyone up and gave very cool character arcs to the other spider-man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ham and Noir did nothing wrong.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They weren't even a part of the death cult. They show up to team with Gwen at the end. They were based the whole time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It shits on every single other classic beloved spider-man
      name 3

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spectacular for one is more that enough to get me mad at this shit.
        The classic 60's too
        And Peter Parker in general

        This movie is a sad attempt to distance Miles from being the sad copy he is.
        Tell me three miles morales classic villains.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Prowler, Kingpin, and now The Spot. From the comics, no idea.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Peter's
            >Peter's
            >Peter's
            Kek
            >No idea
            Correct he does have some villains but not really he just fights Peter's gallery of villains even there.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Spot will absolutely be promoted/demoted to a frequent Miles adversary after the movie.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the best Miles can get sloppy seconds from obscure Spider-Man villains.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                lets not get ahead of ourselves here and believe that the spot was always one of spideys' main villains, it's like with vulture. Hell, kraven would've been a more realistic miles villain.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tell me three miles morales classic villains.
          Well you know there's..uh..Clone Miles...and uh..the alternate universe Clone Miles.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spectacular for one is more that enough to get me mad at this shit.
        The classic 60's too
        And Peter Parker in general

        This movie is a sad attempt to distance Miles from being the sad copy he is.
        Tell me three miles morales classic villains.

        I unironically hate this movie.
        It shits on every single other classic beloved spider-man to desperately prop up Miles Morales.
        Just for that this movie is shit it's like the anti-no way home that one propped everyone up and gave very cool character arcs to the other spider-man.

        You people are taking the death cult meme too seriously. They just don't frick with timelines.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          But Miles does, and that's what all of them would do

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's crazy how they retconned her into a man for no reason

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So how long until we get told

      >She was a man ALL ALONG!!!!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's crazy how they retconned her into a man for no reason

      So how long until we get told

      >She was a man ALL ALONG!!!!!!

      I would love this, cuz Blacks... lmao..
      They would turn on Miles so hard and show their true face

      Bunnyhopping goes wrong?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Push it on twitter and other places and we can shitpost it into reality.
        LGBT people are gullible and very stupid, it would be super easy to do.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saving for my shitposting munitions stockpile.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it bombed
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MILEgayS FRICKING BTFO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>it bombed

      Stay in school kids

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A billion is the new standard for capeshit. If you can't hit that then you bombed.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It takes movies at least 2 weeks at the fastest to gross 1 billion dollars.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A billion is the new standard for capeshit. If you can't hit that then you bombed.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Posting this because the Spin movie won't break 1 billion
            Miles fans are on full damage control.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >me calling out an imaginary and arbitrary bar you made up means im a Black personman fan

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you posted that because you know Miles can't break 1 billion.
                >Racism
                Miles bros are falling apart. The Mario sweep Is real.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No shit it won't make a billion.
                It will still be a success.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Spider-Man movie
                >Sequel
                >can't even break 1 billion
                Far from Home could break 1 Billion but Miles can't? Best he can do Is pre avengers numbers. Embarrassing.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            average canadian diet

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              illumination will die.
              Theyre so fricking screwed
              GOOD

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was told nobody likes Miles and that the world is too racist for a movie with him to succeed. How come he's hitting it out of the park TWICE?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miles was shit before spiderverse

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first barely made it's money back.
      And the second shits all over spider-man to prop up Miles as unique and special.
      It does have cool animation tho but that's what props this shit show and cancer race debates.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The first barely made it's money back.
        You people are still pushing that?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. And I'll say that this flopped too. I don't care anymore. Frick the numbers

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it is true?
          At least in the box office I dunno about DVD sells.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Movie profitabily is complicated. When looking at the deadline most profitable lists, they account not only for box office but also streaming, VOD, tv deals etc. Same for those old Sony leaks. As the big jump for opening weekend numbers show, Spiderverse probably did well in streaming and VOD.
            I wish more anons researched box office more. It's neat stuff

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody likes comics Miles because he's boring and literally has zero reason to exist.
      Spiderverse Miles is well liked in comparison

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      from what i can tell from comicsgays on this board Comic Miles and SV Miles are completely different characters

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spiderverse Miles is at least funny.
        Most of the audience going to see spiderverse have most likely never read a miles comic, or any comic for that matter. Comics are obsolete.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Miles is better than Peter Parker in every way.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No Way Home absolutely slaying it with a $587M Global during lung ow times.
        Don't think so.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >needed two previous Spider-Men to back the main one up.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >spider verse 2 needs thousands of other spiders to back it up

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Libtards seething that a pro-cop black conservative hero BTFO'd their woke mermaid movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good, even if you don't care about Spiderverse, The Little Midmaid should NOT be supported.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario made $204.6 from just domestic sales it's first weekend. Globally it's first weekend did $377 million. Mario is really about to sweep the Spin movie featuring spidermanz.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario made $204.6 from just domestic sales it's first weekend. Globally it's first weekend did $377 million. Mario is really about to sweep the Spin movie featuring spidermanz.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$146M Domestic
    >$378M Worldwide

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Compares a 90 minute ad to a sequel that's doing exceptionally well in comparison to the first movie despite being longer.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sequel is doing better than first movie
        >Still gets sweeped by the mama mia brothers

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And it still can't even touch the bing bing wahoo brothers motion picture.

          >Y-Yes it's doing well BUT LOOK AT HOW WELL THE MINIONS MOVIE DID

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Having a moan about box office numbers in a box office thread
            OK.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry, it gets too tiring since Nintendies still moan like horny rabbits about their box office numbers even after everyone has moved on.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry that the Jumpman stomped the Miles Boy. My condolences.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                My condolences that a few bad reviews from overpaid movie snobs can mindbreak you for months.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont care about how much mario grossed. Who will even talk about that movie in the next 10 years, i mean its already forgotten now,

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Miles getting mogged by the Minions
            Holy kek! What a box office jobber.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean the shills are the ones bringing up numbers, it's not their fault Spiderman got mogged by Super Mario.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >shillsshilsshillsshillsshills
              The Nintendo fan's only weapon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So Spiderverse is the underdog here? After all, Mario is the biggest franchise in the world while ITSV even with one of Marvel's most popular couldn't crack $500m. If that's the case, what ATSV is doing is more impressive than Mario.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            NO NO NO NO THAT'S NOT THE NARRATIVE WE MARIOCHADS ARE THE UNDERDOGS ILLUMINATION AND NINTENDO ARE INDIE COMPANIES

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And it still can't even touch the bing bing wahoo brothers motion picture.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody will.
          Mario will be the highest grosser this year. Or at least the second.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mario is going to eat shit once Miles catches up with him moron tendie.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The whole movie comes off as some boomer homosexual tryna be; le artiste or no inherent reason

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seeing 0 of those dollars.

          >Cinemaphile seething this hard over Mario beating the Miles movie.
          >No, YOU'RE THE MINDBROKEN ONE!

          I was there when we borrowed 1 bill to indebt the cartels lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >despite having a ridiculous marketing budget
        Wait...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5 day weekend released in all territories except Japan.
      >Still only made 20 million more despite the 2 extra days and zero competition.
      >slo mo 'mamma mia'

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Mario movie is probably the biggest shitpost I've ever seen. It keeps being brought when you wanna talk about a movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it wasnt, i got boomer cuck energy the EMOJ

      average canadian diet

      I MOVIE is better and funnier.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        In english, please.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile seething this hard over Mario beating the Miles movie.
    >No, YOU'RE THE MINDBROKEN ONE!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are making up scenarios and people in youjr head

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if it were the Super Mario Movie from ancient times, it would still outgross a rip-off Spiderman flick.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl, the Mario shitposting is better than the usual miles discussion.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont understand these threads
    why do you care so much about whether company x makes more money than company y?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well theyre not getting any of it haha

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brand-loyalty is an inherent trait to most Cinemaphile users.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      console war moronation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of morons here are hiding behind mario's success touting it as an anit-hollywood/west/SJW champion

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    .... i dont see how smoking crack and meth in ontario canada proves you worked on anything in hollywood thats out

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are anons really acting like shitty movies making a shit ton of money is new or is somehow a own? What next, are you going to pretend mcdonalds is good now because billions are eating it daily?
    I don't think anyone actually expected the movie to fail, they just want to actually be able to discuss the many deep flaws in the movie.
    It's actually fricking twisted how people will ignore and vilify any sort of criticism of something if it has a big enough reputation. It's like fame is a shortcut for actually thinking about something.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poeple do the same shit with celebrities. Just go look at what happened to the guy whom Christian bale screamed at in set. They vilified the shit out of a dude for no reason.

      They don't call it status for no reason.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No illuminations business models done theyre finished
      They have 0 dollars

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That little?
    Uff but Twitter trannies told me this would be the biggest movie of the year?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Uff but Twitter trannies told me this would be the biggest movie of the year?
      are the twitter trannies in the room with us right now?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno but there are alot of Miles apologists around

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Post Mario.
    >Cinemaphile loses mind.
    Miles keeps getting btfo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like everyone's annoyed because every time a movie gets discussed here homosexuals pour in babbling about the Mario movie. What the frick does Mario have to do with Spider-Man?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario proves capeshit is dead

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bring up box office numbers.
        >Get blasted at the highest grossing animated film of the year box offices numbers being brought up.
        >In a box office thread.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yet I don't remember you homosexuals bringing up the Lion King Remake constantly.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would I?
            I'm clearly bringing up this year box office whatnots.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomer morons on 4chab

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know if this is good or not

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's good if you liked the movie and appreciate all the hard work that went into it. It's bad if you are a fanboy that's way up his ass about how Spider-Man should be treated, or a Disneyshill, or (as this thread shows) a Tendie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's alright, but it's very obvious that this was supposed to be one frickhuge film that got cut in half

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sony's latest attempt to turn Spider-Man into a low effort pandering franchise where fans do half the work for them (by getting excited for cameos instead of having to write good characters, by having to fill in the gaps of half the missing frames, by hyping the busy visuals instead of creating something readable, where the appeal is making Spidersonas instead of Spider-Man etc)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than the first movie. Likely will hit $700m+ at the end of its run since there is more competition coming. The 3rd movie has the potential to hit $1 billion. Though, for being in the summer block buster, a lot of movies aren't even beating Super Mario right now and that will likely keep its highest grossing film of 2023.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Domestic is great. Foreign is worse than Ant-man. It's still a hit but it won't make a billion or anything like that

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't account for inflation! Doesn't count!

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. I'll still say it flopped because I don't like it.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gwen is ovulating and can't wait to carry Miles's seed inside of her. Together, they will raise the strongest Spider-Man after Miles in the entire Marvel multiverse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have been an unfortunate victim of misinformation regarding MtF trans people

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ovulating
        anon...

        Seethe more chuds. You lost.

        https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Earth-8

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The energy this has…..
          The beauty this has……..
          The sexiness it has………

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pavitr, please

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ovulating
      anon...

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOO IT STILL FLOPPED IN MY DREAMS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a wonderful dream that Miles only opened to 25m, less than the original. It would go on to gross under 200m ww at the end of its run. Just imagine it. Snoy would go bankrupt, milesgays would be seething eternally.
      But then I had to wake up to this shit. I'm seriously considering boycotting this at my local theater, some pickett signs, megaphone, the works. We can't let them win.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did Cinemaphile and/or Cinemaphile react to the original Black Panther's opening weekend?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How did Cinemaphile and/or Cinemaphile react to the original Black Panther's opening weekend?
      Not good. Probably worse than what you're seeing now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute meltdown. There was a copypasta circling around prior to the film's release talking about poor audience reaction and how there were reshoots to add in prominent white MCU characters like Captain America and Iron Man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How did Cinemaphile and/or Cinemaphile react to the original Black Panther's opening weekend?
      the night of 1000 copes

    • 11 months ago
      Alfie

      It was hilarious. It was even funnier when the film started ticking up to a billion, because you'd constantly have chuds arguing that the film didn't actually make any money because of marketing.

      I think that's where that meme comes from, cause nowadays nothing ever seems to be a success in Cinemaphile's eyes because "Yeah but he marketing budget".

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BP reaction was something else. especially because not only this place. but a good portion of th einternet was doomposting the movie non stop. saying that nonoe would want to see a movie of nothing but black super heroes. when the movie reached 1 billion, motherfrickers were salty like I have never seen. straight up unmedicated mental illness

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile has to relive past glories to handle the cope
    Oh.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to go to my local movie theater and watch this kino film.

    • 11 months ago
      Alfie

      Same, I'm going later tonight. Managed to get that sweet spot where everyone around me is at church and all the drug users are making meth.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got back from the afternoon showing. Had high expectations from buzz but it still impressed me. The new Spider-cast is great (with Old Pete). Spot's transition from joke villain to multiversal threat is awesome.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shill post

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boring Rhino
    >is actually just a regular rhinoceros

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick yes, eat that mermaid up

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is anybody honestly surprised by this?

    Into The Spider-Verse was well-reviewed, well-received, and well-liked, and this is its direct sequel. It would have been shocking if it DIDN'T do well. I don't know what people were expecting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This just reinforces the fact that shitposters on Cinemaphile obsessed with spamming culture war outrage garbage are not a good measure of anything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never said my opinions are popular. If they were, then the Transformers and Fast and Furious movies wouldn't make money.
        But my opinions are based on shit I can intellectually back up. I will continue to call Miles shit. I will continue to post pages of his that are horrible. And I will continue to be correct.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually expected it to do better overseas

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      well, it is the first two part animated film ever, at least the first big budget one. that itself is a risk, isn't it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. People are going to see it because of the first one.

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >meltdown levels still put it below the lowest earning Peter Parker movie that was assraped by critics

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gwen should have a trans pin on her.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't even include a billion $ checkmark, has to weasel out by using 700+
      even the shills know it's not reaching that high

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Calling spiderverse woke when the worst it has is a couple of moronic pins and a moronic flag
      you can tell that a seething leftist made this while crying about little mermaid going belly up

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to go on Twitter/Reddit and spam Gwen is trans posts. I've gotten tons of updoots and retweets. Feelsgoodman to show that Miles is a gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if he's the one doing the dick sucking. If he's getting his dick sucked it's not gay. Gwen is gay for sucking it.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT homosexual shills pretending the movie won't drop off hard as the large theatres all get taken up by bigger budget movies. What does it matter if the movie has good word of mouth when it gets relegated to 2 screens because Elemental, Transformers, and then Flash and every other movie shove it to the back of the queue.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Elemental
      That movie ain't doing shit. Be serious
      >Transformers
      Mid weight will cause some trouble
      >Flash
      Yea this one will frick us up a bit. Still Spiderverse is going to make like 700mil despite the competition so keep crying.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Us

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Elemental
        Fricking kek. That movie is DOA and Pixar knows it, hence why they're already cleaning house.

        Who the frick cares how well those movies do financially, do you think Pixar is doing a limited release? No It's gonna eat up screen space because it's a Pixar movie. My local Cineplex is gonna have it on 2 of the biggest screens for the release weekend and the rest of the big screens are gonna be Transformers that's number of seats and number of showings that Spider-Verse isn't getting. It's a numbers game and the June release schedule is too packed for the movie to do anything but drop off drastically in sales.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spidey will just take TLM and Fast X's screens domestically.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't matter, a movie needs at least 2 weeks on the big screens to make the insane bank you people are claiming. This movie gets 1 week on the big screens before getting bumped to the 50 seaters.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Plenty of movies have good legs in crowded months. Screencap this. It will make 300m domestic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Elemental
      Fricking kek. That movie is DOA and Pixar knows it, hence why they're already cleaning house.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Elemental
        That movie ain't doing shit. Be serious
        >Transformers
        Mid weight will cause some trouble
        >Flash
        Yea this one will frick us up a bit. Still Spiderverse is going to make like 700mil despite the competition so keep crying.

        Cope milesgays. Elemental will at least make 80m opening weekend. It'll probably beat ATSV

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm really getting sick of people pretending to be moronic just to get attention

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pretending

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this movie makes about 700million, then it was a massive success. The competition is crazy during this period so it'll be a battle. Mario is not getting beat but everyone with a brain already knew that once it was clear it was topping a billion.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are we even talking about it beating Mario? Mario's domestic 5 day opening was as big as Spider verse worldwide and Mario had insanely good holds. Why can't it just be enough that it's going to do great?
      The most important thing here is that Disney animation keeps eating shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        mariogays are a plague on this board

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why was he so black and greasy in this one?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He lubed himself up to frick Gwens femboy bussy

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that worse than Little Mermaid?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's about 40mil higher and this cost less than half as much to make

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      3day global opening for mermaid was like 165 or something.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        164 actually.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not as much as i thought it would make

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just realized this film has no competition for 4 straight weeks seeing how Elemental, Transformers, and The Flash isn't gonna knock it. Indiana Jones is the only contender but we'll see how that performs. Barbiehiemer releases next month July 21 which will mostly stop it's momentum and that's barely 2 months away.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >seeing how Elemental, Transformers, and The Flash isn't gonna knock it.
      lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Flash is the only real threat. I keep forgetting transformers goddamn 7 even exists.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        disney really fricked themselves with disney plus. parents are already used to just waiting a few months and watching it at home.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're an idiot. Those movies are competition just by existing and taking the bigger screens.
      Oppenheimer is going to be a huge flop as well

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a jaded thirtysomething blackanon who hasn't ever really liked a Miles comic after growing up with 1610 Peter, this movie mopped the floor with everything the MCU has done since Endgame. They did the impossible. The setups and payoffs between the original and this were Back to the Future or Star Wars tier.

    And yes, making Peter B. a doting dad was a wish fulfillment fans have wanted since before OMD.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, I'd rank it around the same as Guardians 3, but yeah it BTFOs everything else the MC-Poo has put out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't say character assassinating every Spider-Man mops the floor with anything except Spider-Man

      >And yes, making Peter B. a doting dad was a wish fulfillment fans have wanted since before OMD.
      Ruined by implying he'd never have kids without Miles and making him a death cultist that betrayed Miles

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread has convinced me that culture wargays are just mentally ill grifters

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Straight couple
    >Masculine lead & father figure
    >Main female takes accountability
    Clearly too based for this board

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gwen is a man so it's not straight, sorry troons YNBAW

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snoy boy here. I am fricking furious that Nintendo once again blew us the frick out
    Why did the shitch have to succeed????
    It's not fricking fari

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of cope and seethe these past few days has amounted to nothing as expected kek

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "Gwen is Trans" shit is moronic and anyone pushing it should swan dive off of the nearest roof

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the whole "Gwen is trans" bullshit is confirmed, what would it mean from a pure biological standpoint? Is she a Male to female or vice versa? Has she even transitioned yet? (Does she have xx or XY chromosomes?)

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GET WOKE
    MAKE MILLIONS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you think this movie is woke you're clinically moronic.
      Woke is shit like the Little Mermaid remake shitfest

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the movie with multiple trans flags, BLM pin, anti-colonialism, raceswapping, majority non-white cast in a white IP, cuckshit, anti-natalism, promoting a woke character made because of Obama, anti-police sentiment, fatness-promoting isn't woke
        Is it opposite day?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some moron(s) on Cinemaphile think the movie is pro-ACAB because Miles' dad complains about how no one understands his job.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the movie with multiple trans flags, BLM pin,
          moronic and annoying but mostly unobtrusive, easily ignored.
          >raceswapping
          Spiderverse Spider-woman isn't from 616, so it's not like she's erasing the comic character.
          >cuckshit
          teens who aren't even dating, reaching, also a fricking basic plot beat of like 99% of things mostly focused on teenagers
          >anti-natalism
          Spider-woman fighting pregnant is moronic, I won't argue that.
          >promoting a woke character made because of Obama
          nobody gives three tenths of a frick about why Miles was made, and Spiderverse Miles isn't even the same character.
          >anti-police sentiment
          refer to

          Some moron(s) on Cinemaphile think the movie is pro-ACAB because Miles' dad complains about how no one understands his job.

          You are one of those morons.
          >fatness-promoting
          Fat spider-man is a joke not an endorsement.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it doesn't count this time because uhhh
            I hate to say it anon, but cope

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're the coping one here

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eheheh seething whiteboi that Miles stole your IP BLACK EXCELLENECE WRITERS LOVE US TWITTERS LOVES US
    >NOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN GWEN IS TRANS HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO US FRICK THIS FRICK THOSE WRITERS FRICK TWITTER THIS SHIT IS moronic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      both of these make the lil chuddies seethe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love trans folk, they're the best

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick are you quoting?

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NONONONONO BROS WTF WHY IS HE SAYING THIS!?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      MCU spidey films aren't very good, tbh.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember in 2016 I was so hyped thinking we'd get kino MCU Spidey
        Instead we got
        >mediocre not origins story about Peter wanting to ride Tony's dick
        >mediocre not epilogue story about Peter wanting to ride Mysterio's dick
        >mediocre nostalgia bait story about Peter fricking up
        In a perfect world someone would step in and say "Enough. Make the fourth film small scale, focus on Peter as a character, no other Marvel cameos, small villain like Kraven." but we both know Peter will probably have to fight a world ending threat or some shit with Captain Marvel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why is the Sony actor promoting a Sony movie by praising the old one right when the new one is releasing
      A mystery for the ages

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      well what else is he gonna say? he works for Sony since they're the ones who help fund his MCU films, he's not going to shit on their product

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they not say this about the last one too?
      Just marketing and sucking himself off because black guy is in it or something.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he Spider-Twink. Also because he found out Spider-Gwen was actually Spider-Glenthe whole time.

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If NwH made a billion this one will too. It’s Spiderman.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A billion is a stretch, the first one only made $400 million (which makes it Sony Animation's biggest hit ever, but not even close to NWH money).

      Given how good the reviews/word of mouth is, it'll probably make around ~65 million next weekend (plus whatever it makes on the weekdays). The movie's budget was only $100 million since they hired voice actors instead of celebrities, so it's already made back its budget (208 million worldwide opening weekend), and I'd say it ends up in the $750 million range, earning less money than No Way Home but possibly being more profitable.

      This movie might kill the "hire celebrities instead of voice actors" trend Shrek started.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >since they hired voice actors instead of celebrities
        What the frick, no they didn't, Hailee, Oscar, Jake, Daniel, Issa etc are all celebrities

        >trend Shrek started.
        Aladdin

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What the frick, no they didn't, Hailee, Oscar, Jake, Daniel, Issa etc are all celebrities

          They're not Chris Pratt or Jack Black celebrities, and their names were not plastered all over the advertising. No one saw the trailer for Spider-Verse and went "Oh frick! Shameik Moore is in this?!"

          >Aladdin
          Fern Gully predates Aladdin, but also Aladdin had one celebrity actor, Shrek is what started the trend of going all-in on "names"

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
    Miles Morales is Spida-Man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is Bucked-Man

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason the usual morons aren't calling this movie "woke" is because it's making money.

    • 11 months ago
      guy

      ? It is woke.

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      If you were offended by the LGBT messages sue Sony.

      I just made a better version of the movie instead, in the shower

      GET WOKE
      MAKE MILLIONS

      They have no real competition besides puss in Boots, disaster movie after disaster movie means people are eager to see something different

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >? It is woke.
        Sure but the culture warriors have to pretend it isn't since it's doing better than The Little Mermaid while being more overtly political.

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    White people are so fricking pathetic. They fricking fight on online message boards crying about how there is a black guy and a transwoman in a popular movie, cause they think it's "replacing them". You are not getting replaced, you still own everything. Sorry that people of color are no long invisible tho. Fricking cry about it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just this website crying because it's full far-right morons.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to twitter

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          or else what gay?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          where do you think we are

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good shit anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miles can turn invisible.

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, gay black (AA) men and trans "women" have their representation. Good for them. Also, with that not-so-subtle trans flag, expect more AA guys to become trans themselves. Gotta get that money rolling for the medical industry.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tariq was right

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tariq just wants a dick up his ass. Also yes, he was right.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, Miles is at most bi if you are so intent on saying his attraction to Gwen (who still might plausibly not be trans) means he's into men.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So whenever he wrested with that huge SpiderSpic, he had a boner the whole time? Now that is some dedicated attention to detail from the animators and artists. Well done, Disney, well done!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He also tried to frick The Spot but his dick ended up in the 10th dimension. Spot never climaxed which is why he wants to kill miles.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This movie is just "Spiderman into the Pozzed butthole."

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean...Miguel is known to have that effect on people.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He can't take the big Miggy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Am I watching a rape?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well I’m at full mast

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s so over Milesbros

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Over? Oh no, my friend.
              It has only just begun.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No need to save your father, Miles because IM YOUR DADDY NOW!
            How did Lord and Miller get away with this?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can't believe Miles was raped in the Summer of 2023

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was a powerful scene. Theater was in awe. Peter B jerking off the whole time was a tad tasteless though

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't believe Miles was raped in the Summer of 2023

                He can't take the big Miggy

                I was amazed how they can make a beautiful scene with all the Spider-Man/Women having a massive orgy. It started getting weird when the movie theaters started Oegy too but whatever

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Buck broken.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is he...?
            >well this is awkward

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Well I just got a boner.
              >Me too.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >[cut to the baby with a shocked expression]

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate when they put scenes like this in movies yet I'M the one who gets in trouble for jerking off to it in the theater. Such bullshit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >suit ripping off
            I didnt notice it when i watched it last night but… woah

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s the whisper, that shit makes it so it’s almost not even gay

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Turning Peter into a semi retired Spidey with a gut and 2099 into a villain so Miles looks good by comparison. Frick this.

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Gwen is transgender I'm unironically gay.

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderman: Across and into the Gloryhole

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since Gwen is ruined, who were some other cute spidergirls? I liked pic rel and the hijabi spider-UK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate you miles gays, but look into Mattie Franklin. She’s a cute tomboy with a plucky personality that comes with the conus of giving miles and JJJ a connection

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she paraplegic?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviosuly, need that pandering.

        >That being said
        >Where is my Black,Trans,dwarf,otherkin,furry,
        Gay,Lesbian,Bi,Spiderman Disney?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They literally ripped most of the diversity spiders from the comics. Just read spider-verse 2 or some shit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well yeah no shit.
            They do pandering in comics too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked every new character, and I'm glad Miles and Gwen got fleshed out I found them boring in the first movie, I liked the Spot, the brexit geezer, indian guy, Miles Prowler and Miguel.
      The pregnant spider man and the og spiderman carrying a baby pissed me off though, for a movie that introduced and fleshed out so many cool characters those two were really fricking annoying.

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s looking like it’ll top Mario’s opening but it won’t beat it’s legs

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread has so much copium. MilesChads stay winning!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miles gets to frick that bussy every night.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm thinkin' it's bussy doing the fricking this time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is a cute troony 🙂

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The AIDS Kangs of Africa.

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute state of co now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The day Cinemaphile was sacked by the trannies and nintendies.

      A humiliating defeat indeed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did you expect from Cinemaphilemblr?

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is legitimately beautiful. It lacks one throwaway line from Peter B when Miles is freaking out after learning about the multiversal spider suffering quota along the lines of "we're trying to figure out how to get around canon events, but the anomalies are dividing our manpower" or something. Maybe less emphasis on police captains needing to die and just a more general series of motivational deaths. One conversation with pajeet Spider-Man where he gets to describe his feelings on saving his girlfriend's dad vs endangering his universe.
    Other than that it's perfect.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >perfect
      eh, you're just experiencing recency bias, pic related doesn't even go into all the plot holes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re problem is you think that pete and miles are supposed to have ANY connection anon. They’re not, it’s why bendis made it CANON that miles can only exist after the death of a YOUNG Parker.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care if they make it canon to mainline Peter that the only reason he gets to be happily married to MJ or the woman of his choice is due to Miles somehow. He can be as entangled as he needs to be to Peter's endgame happiness as marvel's editorial wants as long as Peter gets that ending before mostly retiring. The opposite is Miles maintaining his forever push, slowly inheriting Peter's shit while Peter himself sticks around awkwardly, ironically like a failed legacy character ala Tim Drake.
        Retire Peter, make Miles Spider-Man, and let be free of capeshit for good.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick off bendis

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bendis would keep Peter around as a joke forever trapped in a cycle of torture porn and excessive word bubbles. Miles has potential, these movies prove it, but Peter is a crutch to his stories that the character needs to get passed.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"Miles has potential, these movies prove it"
              >movies assassinate Peter so Miles could have his traits
              Nah

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is no one talking about this qt3.14 with the dumpy?

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they legitimately shat on every other version of Spider-Man to elevate Miles
    >and normalgays have fully accepted it because of the pretty colours and flashing lights
    It's unironically over

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