Did I miss something? It was just a bunch of slow shots stretch the run time....
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Uhh..bros... Nothing happened...
Did I miss something? It was just a bunch of slow shots stretch the run time....
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What are you doing, anon?
>Did I miss something?
An IQ over 70.
I'm writing a master's thesis as we speak.
On what? And being educated doesn't mean you're intelligent, which you clearly proved by being completely unable to recognise or appreciate anything in 2001 aside from "slow shots [that] stretch the run time"
Liking a classic film doesn't mean you're intelligent either, moron.
There's definitely a correlation between low IQ and preferring modern movies
And the correlation between post secondary education and intelligence is even weaker? I think you're just a pretentious moron talking out your ass.
This is just how they are. Next 2001 thread be on the lookout.
Preferring what's new and shiny is the mentality of a child. The people who never grow out of this phase are simpletons.
2001 is literally used to measure intelligence in most worthwhile circles, anon.
Your high school film club isn't a worthwhile circle
It's a better gauge than tertiary education these days. Both my campuses were full of morons.
>this statement was controversial enough to warrant 3 different replies
This movie is a fricking magnet for pseuds
Information systems
Don't bother, anon. Yes, it's really fricking boring, but we can't say that because it's muh classic
Tpbp
it’s not that it’s boring.. this movie would be so much better if the music sequences were way shorter. I think it’s a 4 and half to 5 star movie. But those scenes are just to drawn out especially for modern audiences
lmao you got filtered you moron.
just kidding, I agree with you. Most of Kubrick's movies are style over substance. He made objective movies; which were all shallow and boring. No matter how many times he redos a scene, it will never bring any emotion or life into it.
Strangelove was witty and meaningful, because it didn't focus excessively on visuals like the rest of the trash he put out.
>style over substance
Stopped reading there, have a nice day
It was definitely an innovative film, but overall it's pretentious wankery to rank it highly.
This. When you watch old films like this you have to appreciate just how they created some of the shots and set pieces at the time. You don’t have to suck off the director as some auteur genius though.
the only good part is the start with the monkeys and when they find the monolith on the moon
Progress makes humans colder and more robotic to the point where a literal robot has more human qualities than they do
There, that's what happened
I don't think I have ever been as angry at a film as I have with this pile of shit.
It had nothing to say and it did so in the slowest and most vainglorious manner possible.
The opening monkey scene was the only redeemable feature, and that got completely mogged by Barbie.
Why did it get mogged by Barbie? All that did was composite over the shots.
>I don't think I have ever been as angry at a film as I have with this pile of shit.
>It had nothing to say and it did so in the slowest and most vainglorious manner possible.
>The opening monkey scene was the only redeemable feature, and that got completely mogged by Barbie.
Filtered
They really need to do an IQ test before letting people watch movies.
2001 is filled with messages and symbolism and it seems like everyone one of them has gone over your smooth brain. It's a movie about the relationship between man and the universe, a parable of the nature of man and his never ending journey to seek for truthfulness through technological advances and how he gets too caught up in his own ego that it ends up backfiring.
>the evolution of human consciousness from apemen to superman spanning 4 million years
>"nothing"
It's just an alien artifact advancing humans until they reached baby alien status
It's in this weird limbo between conventional and artistic. It doesn't inherit the strengths of either of them, so ultimately it's mediocre
Normies think it's le deep profound movie though so they pretend to like it to appear smart
Mediocre at best.
Literally the greatest film ever created. Maybe even the greatest art eve created.
It's literally worse than Zardoz
The final rung of the kino ladder is realising that Kubricks movies are boring as frick and were always just about him jerking off to himself. The only one that I’ve ever managed to finish is clockwork orange but that’s despite Kubrick not thanks to him. It’s carried extremely hard by the soundtrack and mcdowell
If you don't finish movies you start because your subhuman add brain won't let you, you are not, and will never even be on the "kino ladder"
you know everyone can tell you're brown, right?
read Childhood's End. it's superior to 2001. things actually happen and it's a fast read. or watch the shitty show.
>depressing atheist wank festival black pill
no, do not read that piece of shit either
You need to watch the rest of the movies on this list in order to understand it, OP
>99% if the list is white
The Woketards are definitely going too far right now, but they were unironically right. Do you not watch ANY foreign movies beyond animeslop?
That list is 50% white. Maybe you're the racist one?
Read the book. It will fill in the gaps. The movie and the book were supposed to be experienced together
It's better than interstellar.
Plan 9 From Outer Space is better than Interstellar
did you glance at your phone every 30s for a minute at a time because it didn't work with your ADHD?
you got no one to blame but yourself anon
Filtered.
I wonder if the Filterposters are the same ones that shilled Beau is Afraid.
Three generations considered it one of the greatest movies ever made, but I'm sure the one raised on capeshit has the right idea about it.
There's ALOT of interesting and kino moments and images.
>Is that le me on a bed...HECKIN KINO!!!
It is, absolutely.
Also the scene where HAL is killing Frank is kino as frick, with the silence.
Great stuff.
Hal being shut down was also a kino af scene.
Indeed, there's alot of things to enjoy in this movie.
I also encourage people to watch the sequel, 2010 Odyssee two.
ITT: Zoomers with attention span of a gnat.
Maybe a subway surfer splitscreen will make Zoomers actually sit through a classic. You have fricked up your attention with tiktok, reels and youtube..