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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Multipass

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HELM 108

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SMOKE YOUUUUUUU

      I use these a lot for answers for security questions

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    would

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought that was funny as a kid because she looks like a good lay

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd happily bury my face in Rosika's massive boobs tbh

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was a great scene

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always preferred her over leeloo even as a kid, then again I am a sick son of a b***h

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have severe issues

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still more feminine than any troony that has ever trooned

      lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Major Iceborg

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jus another reason why Dalton Bond is best Bond

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for reminding me of her, would

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't watch Cinemaphile all day. You'll rot your brain.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of my dude

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gross. People that allow their animals up on surfaces where they eat are fricking disgusting. I promise you there are pieces of shit stuck to that animals furry ass pressed right to your dining table.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >2023
          >not eating cat shit
          it's been proven to be good for your immune system.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            > it's been proven
            Your meemaw isn’t a scientist.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              my cat proved it to me by sitting my face while I'm sleeping.
              wake up with awful breath, but haven't had a cold since I've had her

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe your cats vegana has magical properties.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1989+how ever many years old I am
          >Not shit shower shaving with your cat
          ISHYGDDT

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            God imagine the itchy cat hair as you’re trying to fall asleep. Frick that noise.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's my computer desk not dinner table..

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    asscrack movie

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE

    also TFE is superior to all Star Wars media

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah! Can't wait to meet him.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that single half second shot was in every trailer
      it's such a throw away in the movie though

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does this work? Do you have to manually load the cigarettes into the dispenser?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would you even still be smoking at that point when it's 75% filter? Unlikely you're still addicted very much when you're smoking barely one whole cigarette a day

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a dystopia future where you cant get tobacco any more so the filters just get longer and longer.
        Like how in Shadowrun they drink basedcaf instead of coffee because there are so few coffee trees.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought the point was that it's a quitting system. So you start out with 4 proper cigs, but by the end, it's 90% filter to wean you off.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They get delivered to your house

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It says right there. Automatic refill every two days.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like it actually says every 24 hours, wouldn't make much sense for it to refill ever 2 days when you only get 4 cigarettes and you're allowed 4 a day.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >27.5C
      Is that the room's temperature, or are the cugarettes heated for some reason?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he was already thinking of that guy he froze in his fridge

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      30 years and i never got that
      iamsostupiddumb

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SMOKE YOUUUUUUU

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This quote runs unbidden through my mind all the time and I haven't seen the movie in ten years. What a great movie.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of my favorites, and it's incredible how quotable it is. A masterpiece of cinema.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the worst case scenario future we were on course to achieving if 9/11, the Global Financial Crisis, and the Communist awakening of 2012 never took place.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Classic

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sanctuary Manga right besides his based
    Korben is based

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      his bed****

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i always wondered how the mcdonalds tasted in the future

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Ruby supposed to be a gay or not?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah he's just a futuristic nu-male entertainer so he's flamboyant either by nature or as a result. he's shown having sex with one of the stuartesses on the flight and plays an audio clip at the opera of him banging some politician or royalties daughter.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, isn't he like a playboy with the ladies contrary to the fact he looks like a gay?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a peawiener.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He literally flirts with every woman and goes down on the flight attendant. What makes you think for a second that he was gay?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The part was originally written for/ based on Prince. So hes an effeminiae ladies man

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you fricking moronic?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      look zoomie back in my day we didnt have no stinkin femboys, we had metrosexuals and we got in touch with our femine side!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Ruby supposed to be a gay or not?
      Yeah, all the women he seduces and fricks were just to trick you.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The clone >>> the original

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I legit forget how insanely hot she is in this until I see her in motion again and get reminded. It's just pure unfiltered coomer fanservice. Even more now that I fetishize her armpits and feet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's difficult to believe my father and grandfather took me to this and escape from l.a. when I was 6-7years old. Good memories nonetheless.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what? You were likely still sucking on your mom's breasts at that point

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Better than sucking dad dick like yourself, queer.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still do not, at all, understand that scene.

    Absolutely one of the best movies of all time, though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he'd changed the name codes on the doors so if anyone ever looked him up and came for him, it'd show up as the weird tweaked out future punk

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT THE FRICK YOU LITERALLY SEE HER breasts IN THE FRICKING MOVIE?

      HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS? Is it because 99% of the times I've seen it, it's been on TBS or something? Do they blur that shit out more in the TV version?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers gonna zoom

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm in my early 30s dude you think zoomers are watching fricking Fifth Element on network cable?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was referring to the fact that you never rented it at blockbuster as a kid with your friends because it was PG13 and your parents would let you watch it because they didn't know you'd pause that scene after they went to bed and be mesmerized.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I never rented anything from Blockbuster cause my parents didn't like giving out their credit card info to any companies, same reason I never got to play MMOs. Instead all the movies I watched and games I played I got from my uncle pirated.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                sucks, I was lucky enough to play an mmo for a couple of years.
                they were right about companies robbing your info though, hard to find a balance between privacy and comfort these days

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's an open matte clip so you never see them clearly, but yes you see them blurry and from the side in a PG-13 movie.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always wish we could've seen more of the city. There's like this huge shift in the movie when they leave Earth.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >towelhead rap-rumba intensifies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they spared no expanse

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's in a Golden Menu lads?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Onions green mystery meat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's in a Golden Menu lads?
      You guys don't have golden menus ? In France it's a regular sandwich meal with fries and drink + a small cheeseburger or nuggets for cheaper

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do Frenchies make trash food sound fancy?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >le Royale with cheese

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frog mage.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          American fast food in countries other than America is actually not that bad, usually way more expensive though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the movie it has a one made up items like a Golden Mac and instead of fries it looks like either tater tot things or moz sticks like above prop poc

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've always wondered what the alien language on the side of the car says in that scene, and also why it would be in alien instead of an earth language. looks a bit like star wars symbols but not the same. anyone ever find out what it was, or just a throwaway detail?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, please tell me you’re fricking around. It says police except the letters are on their sides.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS MOVIE IS FRICKING moronic!
    Why the frick didn't they just rig the contest for his real name Ahmeet Popseekhiel. Would have been way easier and the would have avoided all the identity confusion trying to board the spaceship.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's even more moronic is how did the stones get into the blue woman? Did she eat them?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they were on the end of my penis, so I just pushed them in.
        yes, my penis is big enough to carry three large magical stones

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    did this future have any downsides besides the world ending monstrosity thing?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally everyone was monstrously ugly except some select woman who were perfect

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ruby Rhod was a work of art. I don't know how they did it, but they took an irritating little shit and made him a joy to watch.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the simple fact that you have this guy who's uptight about everything not fitting his personal style who's so used to getting everything he wants suddenly get thrust into a situation that makes him very uncomfortable which humanizes him.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, solid point. I felt the same way about Rodney McKay in SG:A

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aI'm too old, too tired, and too hungry to go chasing some hot rod...and I'm definitely too thirsty

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is such a great movie. I went to an ayahuasca ceremony and several people agreed that the trip was a bit like this movie.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=0HSjGZOk_h97VhCG

    Gee I wonder why Cinemaphile likes this movie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone loves this movie. I've in Cinemaphile since its inception and I've never seen it get actual hate. On top of that, it has aged wonderfully, so even for zoomers it's worth a watch.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nooooo you can't want a woman to be pure, innocent and also sexually available! That's MISOGINY!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously a child’s mind in a woman’s body, you can’t deny that

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we NEED more european-american sci-fi kino

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how would you respond?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Green like little men.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon green?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          /k/ommando green.

          It is definitely one of the top 10 movies for me.
          >inb4 watch more movies
          No.

          Unironically one of the best 90s movies.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pepe Green.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      green like a traffic light. let's go, go, go

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just to confuse him: Green like your eyes.

      Is the thing in here Leeloo?

      Are they all cute girls inside?

      No. You're both clearly due for a rewatch since they explain, in no uncertain terms, how they got Leeloo from the hand.

      It is definitely one of the top 10 movies for me.
      >inb4 watch more movies
      No.

      /k/ommando green.

      [...]
      Unironically one of the best 90s movies.

      It has aged extremely well too.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remind me why reconstructing the hand of the Mondoshawan makes Leeloo

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The mondoshawans made her look human to interact with humans.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody that was in this film has every answered your question, but there are multiple theories:
          - That he's been sarcastic, in-universe an unique behavior of humans, in order to signal he's a human without saying so, which an alien wouldn't do
          - He's mocking them. Cop says "freeze" so he "freezes" and is now a "meat popsicle"
          - Meat popsicles being a slang for an alien species cops would rather leave alone
          - A reference to military staff that have recently returned home after cryogenic sleep from long voyages
          - That Korben is being self-deprecating, i.e. "I'm a nobody"

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the thing in here Leeloo?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are they all cute girls inside?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no moron she was in the sofwienerfugus they were carrying

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is definitely one of the top 10 movies for me.
    >inb4 watch more movies
    No.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually never understood this line
    Was it a reference to some other film or something?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a reference to the silent film metropolis, where the female robot represents the peak of man's ingenuity and technological advancement. in the background of one seen, you can see an elderly man eating what looks to be a piece of meat on a stick, representing one of the earliest of man's inventions - the use of a stick to hold something, and the meat having been cooked by fire.
      this in turn was a reference to prometheus, the titan, rather than the poorly received scifi film, where pometheus took fire from the halls of rhr gods and brought it down to earth so that they might prosper.
      it's these levels of detail that keep me watching the fifth element.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want something done, do it yourself
    NYA

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did they manage to make EVERY. SINGLE. SCENE so goddamn iconic?

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why does he want to rob Korben so much? It looked it happened quite often.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does Luc Besson go back2back2back no stop fricking straight smoke shows to marry that charcoal briquette?

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda want to live in Korben Dallas's apartment and be a washed up marine working as a taxi driver

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