Gross. People that allow their animals up on surfaces where they eat are fricking disgusting. I promise you there are pieces of shit stuck to that animals furry ass pressed right to your dining table.
why would you even still be smoking at that point when it's 75% filter? Unlikely you're still addicted very much when you're smoking barely one whole cigarette a day
Its a dystopia future where you cant get tobacco any more so the filters just get longer and longer.
Like how in Shadowrun they drink basedcaf instead of coffee because there are so few coffee trees.
Looks like it actually says every 24 hours, wouldn't make much sense for it to refill ever 2 days when you only get 4 cigarettes and you're allowed 4 a day.
This was the worst case scenario future we were on course to achieving if 9/11, the Global Financial Crisis, and the Communist awakening of 2012 never took place.
nah he's just a futuristic nu-male entertainer so he's flamboyant either by nature or as a result. he's shown having sex with one of the stuartesses on the flight and plays an audio clip at the opera of him banging some politician or royalties daughter.
I legit forget how insanely hot she is in this until I see her in motion again and get reminded. It's just pure unfiltered coomer fanservice. Even more now that I fetishize her armpits and feet.
WHAT THE FRICK YOU LITERALLY SEE HER breasts IN THE FRICKING MOVIE?
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS? Is it because 99% of the times I've seen it, it's been on TBS or something? Do they blur that shit out more in the TV version?
I was referring to the fact that you never rented it at blockbuster as a kid with your friends because it was PG13 and your parents would let you watch it because they didn't know you'd pause that scene after they went to bed and be mesmerized.
I never rented anything from Blockbuster cause my parents didn't like giving out their credit card info to any companies, same reason I never got to play MMOs. Instead all the movies I watched and games I played I got from my uncle pirated.
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sucks, I was lucky enough to play an mmo for a couple of years.
they were right about companies robbing your info though, hard to find a balance between privacy and comfort these days
>What's in a Golden Menu lads?
You guys don't have golden menus ? In France it's a regular sandwich meal with fries and drink + a small cheeseburger or nuggets for cheaper
I've always wondered what the alien language on the side of the car says in that scene, and also why it would be in alien instead of an earth language. looks a bit like star wars symbols but not the same. anyone ever find out what it was, or just a throwaway detail?
THIS MOVIE IS FRICKING moronic!
Why the frick didn't they just rig the contest for his real name Ahmeet Popseekhiel. Would have been way easier and the would have avoided all the identity confusion trying to board the spaceship.
It's the simple fact that you have this guy who's uptight about everything not fitting his personal style who's so used to getting everything he wants suddenly get thrust into a situation that makes him very uncomfortable which humanizes him.
Everyone loves this movie. I've in Cinemaphile since its inception and I've never seen it get actual hate. On top of that, it has aged wonderfully, so even for zoomers it's worth a watch.
Nobody that was in this film has every answered your question, but there are multiple theories:
- That he's been sarcastic, in-universe an unique behavior of humans, in order to signal he's a human without saying so, which an alien wouldn't do
- He's mocking them. Cop says "freeze" so he "freezes" and is now a "meat popsicle"
- Meat popsicles being a slang for an alien species cops would rather leave alone
- A reference to military staff that have recently returned home after cryogenic sleep from long voyages
- That Korben is being self-deprecating, i.e. "I'm a nobody"
it's a reference to the silent film metropolis, where the female robot represents the peak of man's ingenuity and technological advancement. in the background of one seen, you can see an elderly man eating what looks to be a piece of meat on a stick, representing one of the earliest of man's inventions - the use of a stick to hold something, and the meat having been cooked by fire.
this in turn was a reference to prometheus, the titan, rather than the poorly received scifi film, where pometheus took fire from the halls of rhr gods and brought it down to earth so that they might prosper.
it's these levels of detail that keep me watching the fifth element.
Multipass
HELM 108
I use these a lot for answers for security questions
would
I always thought that was funny as a kid because she looks like a good lay
I'd happily bury my face in Rosika's massive boobs tbh
That was a great scene
I always preferred her over leeloo even as a kid, then again I am a sick son of a b***h
You have severe issues
>still more feminine than any troony that has ever trooned
lol
>Major Iceborg
Jus another reason why Dalton Bond is best Bond
thanks for reminding me of her, would
>Don't watch Cinemaphile all day. You'll rot your brain.
reminds me of my dude
Gross. People that allow their animals up on surfaces where they eat are fricking disgusting. I promise you there are pieces of shit stuck to that animals furry ass pressed right to your dining table.
>2023
>not eating cat shit
it's been proven to be good for your immune system.
> it's been proven
Your meemaw isn’t a scientist.
my cat proved it to me by sitting my face while I'm sleeping.
wake up with awful breath, but haven't had a cold since I've had her
Maybe your cats vegana has magical properties.
>1989+how ever many years old I am
>Not shit shower shaving with your cat
ISHYGDDT
God imagine the itchy cat hair as you’re trying to fall asleep. Frick that noise.
That's my computer desk not dinner table..
asscrack movie
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
also TFE is superior to all Star Wars media
Yeah! Can't wait to meet him.
that single half second shot was in every trailer
it's such a throw away in the movie though
How does this work? Do you have to manually load the cigarettes into the dispenser?
why would you even still be smoking at that point when it's 75% filter? Unlikely you're still addicted very much when you're smoking barely one whole cigarette a day
Its a dystopia future where you cant get tobacco any more so the filters just get longer and longer.
Like how in Shadowrun they drink basedcaf instead of coffee because there are so few coffee trees.
I thought the point was that it's a quitting system. So you start out with 4 proper cigs, but by the end, it's 90% filter to wean you off.
They get delivered to your house
It says right there. Automatic refill every two days.
Looks like it actually says every 24 hours, wouldn't make much sense for it to refill ever 2 days when you only get 4 cigarettes and you're allowed 4 a day.
>27.5C
Is that the room's temperature, or are the cugarettes heated for some reason?
>he was already thinking of that guy he froze in his fridge
30 years and i never got that
iamsostupiddumb
SMOKE YOUUUUUUU
This quote runs unbidden through my mind all the time and I haven't seen the movie in ten years. What a great movie.
It's one of my favorites, and it's incredible how quotable it is. A masterpiece of cinema.
This was the worst case scenario future we were on course to achieving if 9/11, the Global Financial Crisis, and the Communist awakening of 2012 never took place.
Classic
>Sanctuary Manga right besides his based
Korben is based
his bed****
i always wondered how the mcdonalds tasted in the future
Is Ruby supposed to be a gay or not?
nah he's just a futuristic nu-male entertainer so he's flamboyant either by nature or as a result. he's shown having sex with one of the stuartesses on the flight and plays an audio clip at the opera of him banging some politician or royalties daughter.
no, isn't he like a playboy with the ladies contrary to the fact he looks like a gay?
He's a peawiener.
He literally flirts with every woman and goes down on the flight attendant. What makes you think for a second that he was gay?
The part was originally written for/ based on Prince. So hes an effeminiae ladies man
Are you fricking moronic?
look zoomie back in my day we didnt have no stinkin femboys, we had metrosexuals and we got in touch with our femine side!
>Is Ruby supposed to be a gay or not?
Yeah, all the women he seduces and fricks were just to trick you.
The clone >>> the original
I legit forget how insanely hot she is in this until I see her in motion again and get reminded. It's just pure unfiltered coomer fanservice. Even more now that I fetishize her armpits and feet.
It's difficult to believe my father and grandfather took me to this and escape from l.a. when I was 6-7years old. Good memories nonetheless.
So what? You were likely still sucking on your mom's breasts at that point
Better than sucking dad dick like yourself, queer.
I still do not, at all, understand that scene.
Absolutely one of the best movies of all time, though.
he'd changed the name codes on the doors so if anyone ever looked him up and came for him, it'd show up as the weird tweaked out future punk
WHAT THE FRICK YOU LITERALLY SEE HER breasts IN THE FRICKING MOVIE?
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS? Is it because 99% of the times I've seen it, it's been on TBS or something? Do they blur that shit out more in the TV version?
Zoomers gonna zoom
I'm in my early 30s dude you think zoomers are watching fricking Fifth Element on network cable?
I was referring to the fact that you never rented it at blockbuster as a kid with your friends because it was PG13 and your parents would let you watch it because they didn't know you'd pause that scene after they went to bed and be mesmerized.
I never rented anything from Blockbuster cause my parents didn't like giving out their credit card info to any companies, same reason I never got to play MMOs. Instead all the movies I watched and games I played I got from my uncle pirated.
sucks, I was lucky enough to play an mmo for a couple of years.
they were right about companies robbing your info though, hard to find a balance between privacy and comfort these days
That's an open matte clip so you never see them clearly, but yes you see them blurry and from the side in a PG-13 movie.
I always wish we could've seen more of the city. There's like this huge shift in the movie when they leave Earth.
>towelhead rap-rumba intensifies
they spared no expanse
What's in a Golden Menu lads?
Onions green mystery meat
>What's in a Golden Menu lads?
You guys don't have golden menus ? In France it's a regular sandwich meal with fries and drink + a small cheeseburger or nuggets for cheaper
Why do Frenchies make trash food sound fancy?
>le Royale with cheese
Frog mage.
American fast food in countries other than America is actually not that bad, usually way more expensive though.
In the movie it has a one made up items like a Golden Mac and instead of fries it looks like either tater tot things or moz sticks like above prop poc
I've always wondered what the alien language on the side of the car says in that scene, and also why it would be in alien instead of an earth language. looks a bit like star wars symbols but not the same. anyone ever find out what it was, or just a throwaway detail?
Lol, please tell me you’re fricking around. It says police except the letters are on their sides.
THIS MOVIE IS FRICKING moronic!
Why the frick didn't they just rig the contest for his real name Ahmeet Popseekhiel. Would have been way easier and the would have avoided all the identity confusion trying to board the spaceship.
What's even more moronic is how did the stones get into the blue woman? Did she eat them?
they were on the end of my penis, so I just pushed them in.
yes, my penis is big enough to carry three large magical stones
did this future have any downsides besides the world ending monstrosity thing?
literally everyone was monstrously ugly except some select woman who were perfect
Ruby Rhod was a work of art. I don't know how they did it, but they took an irritating little shit and made him a joy to watch.
It's the simple fact that you have this guy who's uptight about everything not fitting his personal style who's so used to getting everything he wants suddenly get thrust into a situation that makes him very uncomfortable which humanizes him.
Honestly, solid point. I felt the same way about Rodney McKay in SG:A
>aI'm too old, too tired, and too hungry to go chasing some hot rod...and I'm definitely too thirsty
This is such a great movie. I went to an ayahuasca ceremony and several people agreed that the trip was a bit like this movie.
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Gee I wonder why Cinemaphile likes this movie
Everyone loves this movie. I've in Cinemaphile since its inception and I've never seen it get actual hate. On top of that, it has aged wonderfully, so even for zoomers it's worth a watch.
>Nooooo you can't want a woman to be pure, innocent and also sexually available! That's MISOGINY!
Obviously a child’s mind in a woman’s body, you can’t deny that
we NEED more european-american sci-fi kino
how would you respond?
Green like little men.
anon green?
/k/ommando green.
Unironically one of the best 90s movies.
Pepe Green.
green like a traffic light. let's go, go, go
Just to confuse him: Green like your eyes.
No. You're both clearly due for a rewatch since they explain, in no uncertain terms, how they got Leeloo from the hand.
It has aged extremely well too.
Remind me why reconstructing the hand of the Mondoshawan makes Leeloo
The mondoshawans made her look human to interact with humans.
Nobody that was in this film has every answered your question, but there are multiple theories:
- That he's been sarcastic, in-universe an unique behavior of humans, in order to signal he's a human without saying so, which an alien wouldn't do
- He's mocking them. Cop says "freeze" so he "freezes" and is now a "meat popsicle"
- Meat popsicles being a slang for an alien species cops would rather leave alone
- A reference to military staff that have recently returned home after cryogenic sleep from long voyages
- That Korben is being self-deprecating, i.e. "I'm a nobody"
Is the thing in here Leeloo?
Are they all cute girls inside?
no moron she was in the sofwienerfugus they were carrying
It is definitely one of the top 10 movies for me.
>inb4 watch more movies
No.
I actually never understood this line
Was it a reference to some other film or something?
it's a reference to the silent film metropolis, where the female robot represents the peak of man's ingenuity and technological advancement. in the background of one seen, you can see an elderly man eating what looks to be a piece of meat on a stick, representing one of the earliest of man's inventions - the use of a stick to hold something, and the meat having been cooked by fire.
this in turn was a reference to prometheus, the titan, rather than the poorly received scifi film, where pometheus took fire from the halls of rhr gods and brought it down to earth so that they might prosper.
it's these levels of detail that keep me watching the fifth element.
If you want something done, do it yourself
NYA
How did they manage to make EVERY. SINGLE. SCENE so goddamn iconic?
Why does he want to rob Korben so much? It looked it happened quite often.
How does Luc Besson go back2back2back no stop fricking straight smoke shows to marry that charcoal briquette?
I kinda want to live in Korben Dallas's apartment and be a washed up marine working as a taxi driver