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She is so bad at acting.
She is such a bad actor.
Shut the frick up I’d like to see you emote through all that fur.
OMG! Does Jeremy from the Quartering know about this yet?
brie is box office poison
She is ugly too
We're in the post-woke era. The brainwashing is wearing off and people couldn't be paid to give a frick about "The Marvels being EVERYTHING". It's a joke, dead franchise, frick you.
It's definitely being a slow process, but it's happening
>We're in the post-woke era.
No, you moron. We're in a post-capeshit era. Capeshit is what people are tired of.
wrong. We are tired of woke identity politics/feminism/homosexualry being pushed into everything.
Are “we” in the room with you right now anon? I find what you described to be an endless source of amusement, personally
>We're in a post-capeshit era. Capeshit is what people are tired of.
no, because what will replace it will just be a different variation of action schlock
Guardians 3 made almost $900m
Covid is to blame for this, people don't have enough money to buy movie tickets daaaaaaamnnnnnnnnn yoooooooooooouuuuuu donald truuuuuuuuuuuump!!!!!!!
Marvel is like a huge semi truck on "Ice Road Truckers". They've finally tried to turn out of the slide, but the momentum is unstoppable. Echo, Ironheart, Kang... it's still gonna get a lot worse before it ever gets better.
Shoulda pulled the emergency break like DC did.
DC still had a lot of lame duck projects coming out. There’s still a chance Ironheart gets canned
>see female lead film
>remember its 2023
>do not go to it
>find out from reviews it ends up being shit
https://deadline.com/2023/11/the-marvels-box-office-opening-projection-1235595720/
>expected to debut lower than Eternals and Black Widow
The fatigue... the horror!
Why doesn't Soros just buy 100 million tickets himself?
Maybe if we keep spamming a Lao truckers' internet forum about the film, we can drum up some ironic interest in the film?
You mean putting a chick in it and making it lame impacts people’s willingness to pay money to see it? Shut up, that’s crazy
>Super Mario Bros becomes the 2nd biggest movie of the year
>Five Nights at Freddy's breaks multiple box office records and The Marvels is expected to debut below ita
>The Last of Us series becomes a sensation
>Netflix's One Piece becomes a sensation adapting the seemingly unadaptable
Behold, the fall of capeshit and the rise of Cinemaphileidya and Cinemaphilenimu adaptations is upón us
that's a good thing
if this ends up being the case, i'll be happy if they buck the trend of writing their own dogshit stories for vidya adaptations instead of just taking what already exists
We knew the age of vidya was coming. I just hoped it would get more kino adaptations than that.
What franchises are you most looking forward to seeing adapted?
If ubisoft does Watchdogs properly, that could basically be the non-capeshit Batman films we've needed for a while.
Final Fantasy has endless potential.
Zelda is so hard to get right that you have to believe they'll only do it if they have an absolute masterpiece of an idea.
Borderlands is coming out next year. Even without playing Borderlands it's directed by Eli Roth and the cast includes Cate Blanchett, Kevin Hart, Jack Black and Jamie Lee Curtis, that alone could make it a success with normies.
And no vidya but I wonder if a Miraculous Ladybug movie would also become a hit with zoomers.
Lame and gay
just a little further and it'll be lower than the shazam 2 opening weekend
If they got their breasts out would it save the movie?
They don't have any breasts. It's hopeless.
They dressed her up badly, but the black woman is cute.
Black woman has a huge ass
>They don't have any breasts
her pits were probably so sweaty after she was done with certain scenes
Ok top right is noice
Bottom right looks shopped, wtf is that weird shaped ass ?!
Not really, Oppenheimer was hornier than Titanic as I recall, but it became a huge hit because it made all the right choices, including having a budget of only $100 million, which is cheap enough for a blockbuster. The Marvels seems to be one of those $200 million or more budget before marketing movies, it really needs to pull as many families with little kids as they can to turn a profit.
it looks like those two moron are fricking her in the ass with a cactus penis
You can always look for other market options in order to slay, and serve c**t.