UK gives redheads free movie tickets

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/uk-weather-heatwave-cinema-b2124753.html?amp

I thought Hollywood hated gingers?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do they think gingers melt in the heat or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gingers can’t handle heat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This, hung my arm outside my car door for like 20 minutes on a mostly cloudy day 2 days ago and I'm still dealing with a painful sunburn from it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Heat isn't the problem, it's the fricking sun that does it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          True enough. I went to Las Vegas a few years ago and it was way hotter than the 40 degree panic in the news. Because the air was dry and I'd slapped on some sunscreen I was able to take a trip to the Grand Canyon without any problems.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The UK gets 70%+ humidity though, makes things especially hellish. Not to mention in Vegas you're generally ducking between places with aircon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The sooner they die out, the better. Dunno how such weakness has even survived so long.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Seething Black person and/or israelite

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody likes you, ginge. You can try and pretend it's just Black folk and israelites, but it's everyone. That's why sperm banks don't even accept ginger sperm lmao
            Also you can't spell ginger without Black person. Gingers are the closest to Black folk that a white person can be.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Red-haired people are the purest of the aryan gene pool.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Great cope but the thing I said was actually true.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But Hitler hated them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no (You) for u, lazy homosexual

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yuor mum ecxepts ginger sprem

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              kek look at this seething monkey

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >seething
                >that women actually want my sperm and not the genetic dead-end that is ginger sperm
                lmao cope gingerBlack person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's UV which doesn't always correlate with temperature

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, thats makes me horny.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which is ironic as they're incredibly hot. At least the women are.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the hair itself is fine for men as well, but you must know how to looksmaxx it
          for boys it's the shit end of the stick though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ginger haired people can burn in a few minutes of direct sun.

      I've been badly burnt through a T-shirt before

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are not vampires moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess I imagined all those sun burns I got then.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Perhaps it's just you, and not entire group of people who aren't as moronic as (You)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Their melanine distribution isn't evenly distributed. A human would get a tan to protect themselves from the sun, a ginger freak will get the tan on spots called "freckles", leaving most of the skin unprotected.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Redpill me on the ginger muslim pipeline.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it's real

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >relentlessly bully a minority
            >they start praying to Allah
            many such cases

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Muhammad was a ginger

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >ifunny.co
            go back

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >muh ifunny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >spots called "freckles"
        confirmed ESL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is not due that, is because they're being systematically replaced in movies by blacks

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >UK heatwave
    >God bless the queen Nige it's 22c!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I thought Hollywood hated gingers?
    Better make sure the cinemas don't have any wooden doors.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just dye your fricking hair red lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They also ask for your ginger loicense moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kinda defeats the point of the free ticket though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't think that's worth free movie tickets nowadays considering how shit most releases are.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it prolly isn't, especially since the article is fake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You want paint on top of that heat attractor? That's against the Geneva Conventions.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd take advantage of this but there's nothing on that I want to see.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >admitting to being a ranga

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come brits handle the sun so much worse than Scandinavians when they’re both very pale and live in cold climates? Seriously, brits go red and get sunburnt the easiest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scandinavians tan, ginger haired people don't (hence the freckles).

      A tan can make the difference in burning in 5 minutes of sun exposure and 30 minutes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we have ruddier skin. They have the white version of melanin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because what you're saying is bullshit. Most Scandinavians just don't like and avoid the sun, whilst the British like to go to hot places and roast themselves like turkeys on the beach all day. That's why they end up sunburnt, not because of any physical difference.

      t. live in a town full of fat Brits and zero hot Nordic girls every summer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah he's right. Skin type III is the most popular in Nordic countries which is the type that gets tanned pretty well. Ireland and Brits have very much lighter tone on average.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Brits have a mix just like Scandies. Some Brits tan very darkly. Famously it was remarked Brits tanned darker than Egyptians when they occupied Egypt.
          Scandies and Brits have their own unusual phenotypes. I never saw a person with platinum blonde brows until i lived in Scandinavia.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's the dark Celts like Colin Farrell, Keira Knightley, or Ioan Gruffudd that are capable of going brown as a nut. I should know because I am one of them. I'm still unsure if this is a good thing. I think those white haired, blue eyed, Anglo-Saxon English senior citizens have stared at me sometimes squinting in confusion as to whether or not I'm a native of the island.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            its just as common in the English

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I grew up in southern England and have been surrounded by English people with English heritage all my life. I don't know, maybe it's about as common in England as it is in Wales/Ireland but then I would say it's not common in of itself. I've definitely met some people that dark, but it's still rare, and I've stood out on account of the fact I've been told I look exotic now and again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      diet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      less indoeuropean admixture

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Different genetics. Brits aren't Scandinavian, moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Genetic mistakes. Have you even seen how grotesque their women look?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brits are the huWhitest of all men, as explained by Benjamin Franklin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Scandis are swarthier than Brits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      british people are whiter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > How come brits handle the sun so much worse than Scandinavians
      Lmao what? Talk to any Norwegian or Finn about hot weather, they’re pathetic. Meanwhile Spain, Turkey and other cheap sunny countries are inundated with lobster-red Bong Orcs every year. The main thing we b***h about regarding hot weather is our infrastructure, it’s just not built for it. Our brick homes with no aircon turn into brick ovens. A lot of us don’t even have the large box fans or knowhow to ventilate a house properly. The most common strat is just to suffer for a couple days.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the main issue, the houses were built specifically to keep heat in due to the crappy weather, there are even government mandates about insulation on new builds. So when the sun does appear it's like living in a kiln.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brits aren't pale anymore m8.
      What do you think this is, the 70s?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brit weather is definitely far shittier than ours.
      >t. Dane

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    racist

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I finally meet my cute ginger wife?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    britbongs what are some essential heatwave kinos?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the twilight episode The Midnight Sun is pretty based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sex

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i have always thought of her as hideous but this picture makes me want to breed her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Open vagene ma’am

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Predator 2
      Although the lore from the graphic novel is soo much better
      The city is experiencing a heatwave because the predator ships are cloaked above the city just spewing exhaust

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To live and die in L.A

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Hollywood is in the UK, anon?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be Europistani
    >Air Conditioning is anathema to your muslim continent
    >every single summer hundreds of your brown people die of heatstroke
    lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be North European
      >Country is so cold and sunlight deprived most of the year that browns get sick or die of vit.D deprivation
      >When the summer comes it's with intense heatwaves
      >Shitskins all live in hot, stinking ghettos whilst your own people live in cooler & comfier suburbs
      >Shitskins die no matter the time of year
      feelsgoodman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's like literally 5 days a year in Britain when it's too hot, not worth buying aircon for

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >his aircon doesn't have both heat and cold options
        ngfmi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We already have heating, and our buildings aren't made or paper and they keep in the heat for 90% of the year when that's preferable

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >our buildings aren't made or paper
            You need to take the nippon pill.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >our buildings arent made of paper
            That subtle seethe lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah every evening when it’s been hot is horrible once you’re inside. And I say that as someone who will happily grill food each evening and enjoy it while it’s still daytime. But trying to enjoy vidya or kino in the summer evening is not fun. It’s becoming more and more tempting to get a unit but they are expensive.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    UK's heatwave is normal weather in my city

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now imagine what it'd be like without air conditioning.

      >"Don't put on the air conditioning! It blows on me! Open the balcony doors instead"
      >*opens doors*
      >*hotter outside floods the office*

      Thousands of British offices will be experiencing idiots like this today. Bonus points if the one complaining is a woman in a thin blouse with an unworn cardigan on the back of her seat. Just leave the fricking aircon on, the reason it blows so heavily is because people keep turning it off so when its turned back on the fans will go to max. Leave it on and when it gets to temp, the fans will go to the minimum.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only good part of heatwaves are all the boomers it kills off

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They just don't want the sun to darken them up. That's Hollywood's job

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood does hate gingers. Showcase is a UK company, not Hollywood.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell in the average British household during this heatwave bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The stench of beer and boiled cabbage would be overwhelming.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking gingers have more rights than us now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More rights than who?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black people.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kill gingers
    Behead gingers
    Roundhouse-kick a ginger into the concrete
    Slam-dunk a ginger baby into the trash can
    Defecate on a ginger's food
    Crucify filthy gingers

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I thought Hollywood hated gingers
    you mispelled Black folk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but hollywood loves Black folk

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh they'll get sued for that. Special privileges are ONLY for Black folk and muslims raping kids in the UK, not you evil wh*te people.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    knowing the film industry it's probably a trap
    they'll all be probably gassed by poison during the movie that kills them a month later from covid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      picture semi-related

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day you fricking liar why make up shit like this? You know they're going to do some woke shit anyway, so why lie to make it as utterly moronic as you can?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's a top soldier in the culture war, he's really gunning for that promotion.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's fricked up that there are actually people moronic enough to just believe it with not even a quick search.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          is that you Brian Goldstien?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the israelite is the one exposing lies
            Dude there's not one story about this anywhere. Stop believing things you see on Cinemaphile, you utter fricking moron.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Dude there's not one story about this anywhere.
              he looked

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          OY VEY

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >says the israelite posting lies just to demoralize whites
            Frick you you filthy rat c**t.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be a redhead in Australia
    >40 degrees is comfy weather
    >even 50 is nice
    >bongs are panicking over nice weather
    I just don't get it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The average person isn't panicking, we just aren't used to it. It's the exact same when there's more than a little bit of snow, the whole country just grinds to a halt; we're woefully unprepared.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The highest temp ever recorded in the UK was 38.7c. Stop being a homosexual whenever we mention hot weather. You lot freeze your balls off on sub 20c weather.

        just wear shorts and flipflops

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The highest temp ever recorded in the UK was 38.7c. Stop being a homosexual whenever we mention hot weather. You lot freeze your balls off on sub 20c weather.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your skin cancer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        autism

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Already survived skin cancer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        skin cancer is not really as prevelant as people make it out to be and not as serious either. big pharma pushes it as a scare tactic to get people to put on sunscreen constantly which is way worse for you than getting a little sunburned is (toxic metals, microplastics, blocking out vitamin d from the sun)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit, even Aussies hate 40 degree weather. I know I do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's one of those redhead coon abominations.

        I'm brown and always found it weird how much whites hated redheads. If anything natural red hair should be pretty exotic looking, yet for some reason the entirety of English society decided they're bad and should be bullied through their whole life, all the way from childhood.

        Because they're generally just c**ts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah its comfy as shit and your balls hang really low feels great

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have ginger pubes. Do you think they'd let me in?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i love how people are racist to redheads like myself but when my hair went dark i'm suddenly not a ginger kek
    I'm the exact same fricking person you dumb Black folk.
    Also i fricked your mom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >redheads like myself
      I'm sorry. Existence must be hard being one of those "people".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah well if you read my full post, i was a redhead then i metamorphised into a ordinary brownhead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >was
          Once a redhead, always a redhead.
          Again, you have my pity.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I never forget and never forgive true, now people can only tell when they blow me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >was
        Once a redhead, always a redhead.
        Again, you have my pity.

        fricker you're not even white and you have the audacity to call anyone subhuman lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Racist how? Did they steal your pot of gold? Oh begorrah!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        don't you dare call me irish thats offensive

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        racism towards redheads is just a sub-category of anti-white racism.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >theater chain in UK
    >Hollywood
    you don't see the difference?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What in the world does Hollywood have to do with one UK cinema chain? OP, stop taking dicks up your ass and being a fricking homosexual Black person

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's mature twinks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he can come to my house to protect himself from the sun at any time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >out of nowhere some homosexual screams how gay he is
      This is why you get bashed.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm brown and always found it weird how much whites hated redheads. If anything natural red hair should be pretty exotic looking, yet for some reason the entirety of English society decided they're bad and should be bullied through their whole life, all the way from childhood.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is weird but its particularly bad in the UK but its supposed to be not much of an issue in the USA.
      I actually think its because of the rampant Blackphillia and fetishisation of tan people in the uk media that caused it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It can't be a modern media thing, I saw such bullying in school in the 90s and the media was hardly woke back then.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >in the 90s and the media was hardly woke back then.
          lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i noticed it started happening during the 90s. Early in the 90s people treated me normally then around 00 people were nastier.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          my mom was bullied for being ginger in an all white town in the 50s.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My guy the media was woke in the 1920s. You just think the 90s weren't because you were a child with no frame of reference

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Funny how they were just starting to push the homosexual agenda when I was a kid and I mostly accepted it, but now I hate homosexuals just as much as I hate trannies and Black folk. I guess brainwashing children isn't permanent and life experience can counter it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i'm a handsome redhead (think ginger Brad Pitt) and gingerism is really weird.
      I've lost count of the number of people that didn't believe i was naturally redheaded because i was too attractive. They assumed i dyed it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my son's ginger, it's hard to like him most of the time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's also weird that historically there was never a one definition of "red". Sometimes having "red" hair was equal to having anything that doesn't fit in the blond/black bracket. There was a common belief in France that everyone in England is "red-haired" because they didn't look like mediterraneans or germans. What's also funny, in 19th century, after the opium wars, chinks also seemed to believe that and English were the "red-haired" foreigners for them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        some people think brown and blonde hair is red.
        I had a blonde friend that said he was the victim of gingerism kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of genetics, a bit of googling reveals this so it may just be caused by anti-Irish/Scottish racism, which makes sense in the context of the English conquest of those regions.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it doesn't when you consider there are Germanic redheads. Even celebrated ones.
          Anti-irish sentiment doesn't explain it.
          It seems to be an imported thing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >unsourced map made by ???
          go back to r*ddit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >English conquest of those regions.
          Kek, the English never conquered Scotland in the sense they did Ireland and at the height of the Empire, the Scots were tantamount to israelites in modern America. They exerted a disproportionately amount of influence

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      racism is bad so you pick another target

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        exactly, people go the path of least resistance.
        Thats why i always thought anti-racism was a joke,
        No one gave a shit about redheads when they were discriminated against.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People shit on gingers like the Ron Weasley actor, which comes with its own goofy phenotype and neon orange hair and I guess is distinguished from redheads (a broader category) that applies to a lot of attractive people. Conspiracy or not, they'd always be shit on because as a small subset of the population they often look goofy and ugly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Grint has a somewhat moronic-looking face, that's it. Guys who played his brothers look alright

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its a genetic behavioural thing
      but i dont know why

      I guess redheads and non redheads must have been at war at some point in the past

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That is true in case of some Scottish clans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        England had lots of Redhead rulers. It might be middle class angst at nobility being frequently redhaired.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          most of those rulers were Normans, I don't think they are still seething about that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The most famous redhead rulers like Henry and Elizabeth were well after the Norman period.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've always thought it's more about very pale skin and freckles that often comes with red hair
      I was ginger, not fully orange but rather mixture of light brown and red with kinda pale, but normal skin when I was a kid and I think I never got too much shit about it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it tends to be the irishy gingers that get the most shit.
        You get less shit if you have auburn hair and no freckles. Still a lot of shit.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gingers are God's most beautiful creation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *Allah's

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So have we begun getting articles yet about the white supremacy inherent in humid European and US Southern summers?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im half ginger and summer is always hell for me.
    i sweat profusely even when doing nothing when its 27°C outside and i can never tan, i only turn crab red so i stay out of the sun but that makes me as shiny white as judge holden.
    people dont know the ginger suffering.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >im half ginger
      Black person it doesn't work like that
      unless only half of your head has red hair, and the other has something else, which I doubt

      *Allah's

      back to redd/int/, goatfricker

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there are half gingers, they have brown hair and ginger beards.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >im half ginger
          shitskin spotted
          many people have ginger beards, it has nothing to do with their hair colour

          >Black person it doesn't work like that
          it literally does lol.
          im not redhaired and dont have freckles, but im whiter than milk.
          im probably a daywalker.

          >im not redhaired and dont have freckles, but im whiter than milk
          so? the frick has your skin complexion to do with it?
          >im probably a daywalker
          or a moronic zoomer

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i'm not half ginger. If you have a ginger beard you are half ginger. You obviously have the ginger gene

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Bet he has ginger pubes too

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I know a guy who has black hair and most of his beard is also black, but if he lets it grow for a while, some hair get red.
              Only shitskins have one hair colour (black). You seem to be one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Black person it doesn't work like that
        it literally does lol.
        im not redhaired and dont have freckles, but im whiter than milk.
        im probably a daywalker.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i'm a swarthy sort of redhead, dark redhair and i don't freckle easily

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ESL

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Toby Stephens or Michael Fassbender are examples of handsome redheaded men. I think ginger denotes something more specific, like that soi cuck actor from Modern Family. It's this bright neon orange hair and this stupid shitty phenotype. And why not? Dark haired, dark eyed English girls like Keira Knightley and Daisey Ridley have different phenotypes despite a shared eye/hair colour

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Forgot pic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                this is clearly brown colour, if you disagree, you're colour-blind

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Redheads hair gets darker as they get older or sometimes lighter.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i know i'm a handsome redhead because i've had sex with good looking women.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Trump lost

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >31 degrees in 1984
    >bit warm, nice day out
    >31 degrees in 2022
    >AAAAAH WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't this be a guaranteed ticket to a class action discrimination lawsuit?
    On the other hand imagine the shit-eating grin on all those gingers as they walk by the cashier and the "modern urban" british.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are male redheads not that good-looking but female redheads are really hot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because you're mentally ill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cause you are not gay congrats

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm bisexual, though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Evidently you're prison gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cherrypicking

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watching Woody Harrelson play Cletus
    >they have him with fully coloured red hair at 59

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All the people i ever met that hated redheads seem to be real mainstream pop culture normies.
    Not what you would really call smart people.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You will be absorbed into the Bong collective, resistance is futile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ayyy

      >teeth sucking noises that contains an abundance of vowels
      >SO, BOYO
      >begins chewing on a leek
      >YOUSE BE SAYING
      >begins hoarding coal
      >THAT WE WUZ ENGLISH KINGS AND SHIET?
      >begins sodomising a sheep before giving it a cwtch
      >OH, BLOODY SMASHING TERRIFIC!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ruled

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Tudor dynasty started with Henry VII who was partially Welsh. When he landed in Britain, he first set foot in Wales and the nucleus of his army were the Welsh nobles that declared support for him, like Rhys ap Thomas. His personal coat of arms also had a red dragon on it, although I'm not sure if a red dragon was seen as specifically Welsh back then or something denoting his Welsh Tudor background. So the Tudors are, ostensibly, seen as the Welsh dynasty, the way the Stuarts are seen as the Scottish one.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Was there ever a dynasty that ruled over England and was of English descent?
            >pre-Norman rulers
            mostly Danish
            >Normans
            French-Danish
            >Plantagenets/Angevins
            French-Norman
            >Tudors
            Welsh-French
            >Stuarts
            Scottish
            >Hanover
            German
            >Windsor aka Saxe-Koburg-Gotha
            German

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they are all of English descent except the Normans who only ruled for 100 years and then were replaced by English descended royals again.
              All the current royals can trace their ancestry back to the first English kings of England

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What are you talking about, Henry IV was the first king to be a native English speaker, although he still preferred French in day-to-day conversations

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                if we are talking about descent the last English king was Ironsides before the Normans, the Norman's reign ended with Stephen. Then the next king was the son of Empress Mathilda. She was descended from Ironsides.
                So the descent of the royalty has always been traced back to the English.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Empress Mathilda, herself a daughter of a Norman king and his Scottish wife, had a son with her husband, count of Anjou. How is Henry II of English descent then?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >>pre-Norman rulers
              >mostly Danish
              What are you talking about? I was under the impression pre-Norman they were mostly English, Danelaw withstanding. House of Wessex being Anglo-Saxon, etc. (although there is some evidence the founder of that House could have been a Celt)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Meanwhile France:
              >House of France
              French

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Think again, the Germans get to claim dibs on French monarchs/houses. The Germans actually have to diplomatically sometimes call Charlemange that word as opposed Karl something, which is what he was called in life in his own native Frankish tongue

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Corsicans aren't French

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a cwtch
        fail

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I offer no apology for not being an expert of Taffisms.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ayyy

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember telling my dad how i was being unfairly treated for being a redhead. He didn't believe me and thought i was being paranoid.
    Then when we were in the car a radio host casual remarked how all redheads should be gassed. Then my dad said he finally understood.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the idea espoused by the likes of Thomas Jefferson that the Normans ruined England and it would have been radically different under Anglo-Saxon stewardship got much weight to it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Normans hardly affected England. All the institutions remained intact, aswell as the language, place names etc.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So is the whole 'most English words are French/Latin' based on a technicality? Like most words TECHNICALLY are French/Latin based when you consider words like fricking verisimilitude but in day-to-day conservation, it's mostly Old English derived?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >none of the rulers or nobility spoke English up until 15th century
        >no impact

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love redheads so much. Maybe its my irish blood. There's nothing better than pale skin either, love my skin color.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is that heatwave ending? I'm going to the UK next month

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's a set up for the free ginger delousing program

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cataloguing the descendants of nephilim

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think its hilarious how british people are so poor they cant afford air conditioning so they start dying any time it gets over 32 degrees celcius

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys know ginger is an anagram for

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gringe

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