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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You. You want to. Search you're heart anon you know it to be true.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't got any pages

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't wait until Wednesday
    JFC Anon, what are you dying?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be a goody two shoes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably some underaged newhomosexual who came here from MCU.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DEAR GOD WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF HICKMAN

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently everyone here already is considering all Hickman had to do to escape criticism was market to the Tumblr Dad fujo's

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peter's powers activate during sex with MJ

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found some pages, but I unfortunately I don't have it all.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >glasses
      >bearded
      >coat
      yeah I'm thinking peak

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really has the DILF look.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I meant HE. Frick

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Congrats anon on the DILF look!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            FUUUCK

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quite literally one of the biggest reasons I’m not buying it. That an the alternate origin.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick it it’s a different universe

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            And the origin is not fitting of Peter at all, it has the same overall tone as a Coffee Shop AU because the starting setting is so normie-chill compared to 616's Peter
            The point of Peter being Spiderman is that he needs a great loss to cement his commitment to the identity, you really expect him to keep the suit on for long when his life's been handed to him on a silver fricking platter?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Peter is not the same person he was as a teenager, he doesn’t need someone to die to learn about responsibility. Or maybe he will, we don’t know yet.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I swear I've seen this exact line repeated in previous posts on this board

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                -

                And the origin is not fitting of Peter at all, it has the same overall tone as a Coffee Shop AU because the starting setting is so normie-chill compared to 616's Peter
                The point of Peter being Spiderman is that he needs a great loss to cement his commitment to the identity, you really expect him to keep the suit on for long when his life's been handed to him on a silver fricking platter?

                >he doesn’t need someone to die to learn about responsibility
                Exactly this. Peter was a hormonal teenager who tasted raw power for the first time in his life when he got his powers. He was feeling his oats and it went to his head.

                Meanwhile this Peter has an entire lifetime of knowing responsibility and managing his priorities, hhe's a father and a husband. He KNOWS what real responsibility is, and it's not allowing his life to fall apart in a dichotomy of guilt and purpose.

                He's been tempering his anger and wisdom, unlike Peter when he was young. I doubt his life has been handed to him on a silver platter, but his self-deprecating devotion to Spider-Man shouldn't be nearly as bad here. If anything, I imagine he'd be more well adjusted in balancing the two lives, like Ben Reilly was.

                At least I really fricking hope so.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never said responsibility, but rather that the loss is the event that makes him decide to keep doing it for good.
                You're treating Peter like a child despite him being a grown up
                "Having kids" is not inherently responsible if the parent is not the most stable

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing about recognizing that Peter, well into adulthood with responsibilities of an adult, is treating him like a child. He is demonstrably a responsible adult. His family is provided for, cared for, and happy by him and his loving wife.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                But what you’re talking about is a peter who is Spider-Man while young NEEDING a kick in the ass to stay on the straight and narrow. Here he’s a full grown man with a life, he has a family and has respect at work, I hope we get to see a bit more of his personal life since I’d like to see flash or Liz, but in all honesty I’m fine with what’s being portrayed because it’s different enough while capturing the essence of Pete as a character. I don’t doubt Hickman will let us down, but I’m not teeing him up to frankly.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The worst case scenario is that Hickman merely gives us something average rather than fantastic. But, frankly, even something average is heads and tails over Zeb's completely bullshit.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like this start more than I liked life stories so I’m buying this at the very least. So it’s looking like it’ll start as a 6 issue mini series and go from there once we catch up to Tony

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just seeing that Hickman will most likely respect and honor the character is better than everything Wells has written so far and much of what has been written since BND until then.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, so far it's not just better than Wells, but it's also better than Slott or even Spencer.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                the prospect of hickman actually maybe kind of fricking finishing something instead of getting cucked by editorial and leaving gives me hope it'll be better than the shit he's done in the last five years

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Peter's not some fragile flower who needs to be protected from every hardship in the universe. I don't care how sexually attracted to Hickman you may be, but "Spiderman is a hero because he's... just le good!" is a laughable alternative to the norm.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                We don’t know what kind of hero he’s going to turn out to be, all we know of his motivations so far is that he feels something has been missing from his life. The over inflated sense of self that comes with immediately believing he’s supposed to be some sort of super hero isn’t out of character with Pete’s initial arrogance before Ben died. It’s been one fricking issue anon, as someone who also goes into spider threads to enforce his autistic assumptions about the character and franchise, calm the frick down

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >needs to be protected from every hardship in the universe
                No one ever said that was the case. People are rightly pointing out that a young man who gets arrogant from his powers needs a kick in the ass that a fully matured man would not. It's a difference of wisdom and experience.

                And if this Peter isn't as sticktuitive and self destructive as main Peter, that's fine. We already KNOW how that story goes.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No one ever said that was the case.
                >"He lost May and Ben hasn't he been through enough bro?"
                It's not even confirmed that May and Ben are dead, they could be alive in an old age home.
                Captcha isn't letting me say this for some reason

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                May died in the attack on New York, Ben is still alive and running the Bugle. Did you not read the thread at all?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did read it, but I already watched The Incredibles, so I'm not missing anything I haven't already seen in another medium

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop lying and just admit you posted before actually reading.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not a fricking cop, Reed
                You made up this bullshit universe to cover up the fact that you killed Franklin

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seems that May died from the Cabal's satellite attack, so Peter probably feels that if he had his spider powers that he could have done something.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thing is May dying is essentially a contractual mandate of every Spiderman writer since OMD

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Peter needs a big loss to be Spider-Man
                >May just died
                >NO THAT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE COMPANY POLITICS

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The old witch has a deal with Mephisto

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that's all I have for now.

      >glasses
      >bearded
      >coat
      yeah I'm thinking peak

      I couldn't place my finger on what bothered me until I read some older issues. Peter looked older than his age there, but he looked like a grown man. It figures considering the life he leads. But then there's shit like this in modern days where he looks like a twinky college junior, like during the Beyond arc.

      This really is a great change of pace over that forever-vaguely-teen-to-early-twenty-something Peter we usually see. I really prefer how a mature and handsome he looks over a youthful, boyish look. Anime really killed that shit for me.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But then there's shit like this in modern days
        Not like in Ultimate, just in other comics

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah you gotta hunt for it in anime, and usually its a sign of "I've seen some shit" or "I'm living through some shit"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit, he is alive.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that's all I have for now.

      So will he shave off the reddit beard once he becomes Spider-Man?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He can't shave as he has to travel to 616, change his name to Paul and impregnate MJ

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >is actually married to Mary-Jane instead of just rooming with her
          >has actual children instead of fakes created by his dad
          >has better facial hair and no manbun
          >has an actual job and an income
          >has birth certificate, valid ID, and Social Security Number
          >did not murder billions of people by accident
          >has a functioning penis

          PAULBROS WHY DO WE KEEP LOSING

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >PAULBROS WHY DO WE KEEP LOSING

            Normangays... I kneel.
            >Norman was happily married to Emily, had Gwen as a mistress
            >has sired Harry Osborn and various bastard children
            >clean shaving, with stylish hair-waves
            >is a billionaire corporate shark
            >is a citizen of the greatest country on Earth, the USA
            >personally killed only several thousands of people at most
            >Penis is in perfect order

            I sucks but I have to face facts. Paul will never be as good of a Spider-Man villain as Norman Osborn.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              also keep in mind
              >Peter still likes Norman more than Paul
              it's over Paulcvcks, the Normanchads have won... >we are getting cucked in ASM and in HickULT

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you kidding?

                Unless it's a fakeout and that's Jonah, Ben, or Robbie in the goblin outfit is already doing the whole 'extrajudicial murder of people who annoy me.' Norman would be proud.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                *Harry is already doing the whole

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the Normanchads have won... >we are getting cucked in ASM and in HickULT
                Sins Past is forever non-canon however that's where you lose.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                How did we lose? They made Norman a superhero inexplicably trusted by Peter, and now he's back in Goblin mode and ready to knife Peter in the back all over again now that he let his guard down?

                How are we not winning? How is this not a guarantee that Norman won't sexually assault Spider-Gwen now that she's permanently a member of the 616 continuity?

                You got fricked, Gwenschizo!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Norman was never a hero in fact he is back to being a villain real soon there is that "Return of the Goblin" which will kick off in ASM# 50 coming up. Oh yes there will be blood and death and who knows maybe the Green Goblin will do Peter a favour and kill a cetain redhead girl and her boyfriend Paul in this story.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They already did that with the spider-who-gobs arc and left us all blueballed. Face it, anon. Paul is here to stay, and Zeb Wells is incapable of doing anything cool or enjoyable. It's over. People are not coming back.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                And norman osborn will soon dead for good otherwise why would they call the story "Return of the Goblin" with him starring in it. Think this bait? I suggest you think again.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How are we not winning? How is this not a guarantee that Norman won't sexually assault Spider-Gwen now that she's permanently a member of the 616 continuity?
                He won't but even if he does then why should I care since Spider-Gwen is not 616 Gwen .You can say a lot of things about 616 Gwen but one thing is for sure she was never anything like Spider-Gwen that's the whole difference here.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                616 Gwen is dead, you fricking necrophiliac.

                You sick frick. You horrible shit. Why would based Norman waste time with a corpse when there's fresh Gwenussy for the taking? He's not Miles Warren, you creep. There's a better replacement already.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trolling
                >counter-trolling
                >counter-counter-trolling
                I fricking hate all of you.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mfw Spider-Gwen steals away even Miles Warren's obsession with 616 Gwen.

                Can't wait to give that a read! I'm sure Zeb Wells and Nick Lowe will be able to handle these things tastefully :^)

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Spider-Gwen will be the one to bring her back in fact 616 Gwen will get her body.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >616 Gwen is going to end up raped by Norman Osborn and Miles Warren instead of Spider-Gwen.

                Okay, weird. But you're the Gwenschizo. You know best.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say that moron.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                But the thought *does* get your dick hard, right?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it does not

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want Wells and Lowe and every BNDhomosexual off ASM, because I know they won't do SNIFF 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO any justice and will just have Spider-Gwen be a #girlboss standing in the background instead of getting sexually harassed into being Norman's new waifu

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You forgot
            > His beard and glasses actually looks good on him.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The penis part is fake tho, Paul is telling MJ about he being Rabin son

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that's all I have for now.

      God damn, that MJ is sexy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that's all I have for now.

      Jesus this MJ is next level hot

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's Checchetto's magic. His Elektra is also insanely hot.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    And that's all I have for now.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why peter parker looks like hickman?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think this Peter is gonna be very wise from the get go considering this is a midlife crisis.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like they thought there was no bigger "frick you" to the Ditko estate than making Peter a bulk standard entitled white male

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the c**ting frick are you talking about?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Issue 3 he seems to be going straight for Fisk so yeah.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think we can all agree that Jonah and Ben gay sex

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Who wants to be the brave anon to storytime this
    its not out until tomorrow. i want to storytime it but im sure someone will beat me to it

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess I'll storytime it.

    • 4 months ago
      Comm anon

      Huh hwy another thread.

      Oh nice you did it, i honestly would have felt akward if i did.

      [...]
      now that's a twist

      And i called it.

      Dread it, run from it, he arrives all the same.

      Whose your bet on the bald guy? I'm thinking vulture maybe. Or mac.

      I can't believe uncle Ben killed Kingpin. Bravo, Hickman.

      He's alive you can see it right after.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Whose your bet on the bald guy?
        I know it's bit on the nose but the eye patch makes me think of Bullseye

        • 4 months ago
          Comm anon

          Could be, also looks like don rigoletto but bald.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    SEX WITH MAY (and Richard too I guess.)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SEX WITH MAY
      It begins.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you okay anon?

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      now that's a twist

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Jonah screeching at Ben if they're meant to be around equal rank and good friends to boot?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Jonah is abrasive and hot-tempered. He gives Robbie shit all the time in 616 too, they're still friends.

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]

        >Can't spam the same two dozen panels of pointless Gwenshit over and over because this is an Ultimate thread, so you post this while seething instead.

        Hahaha, Hickman tore off your tiny fricking Polack balls. You were castrated.

        He's become even more like Paul. He's a fricking eunuch now.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can anyone make out whose picture is below the wanted headline?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        very hard to tell. My first thought was Rhino because it kinda seems like a horn, but it isn't him. Could be just a background detail, who knows

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was think electro because of the horn as well, but it could just be about Tony as well considering the surrounding story

          [...]
          I for one really liked bendis book.

          I’m in the age range that I should’ve LOVED ultimate as it was coming out, but I got my start reading spidey with the old essential reprints and I just disliked his portrayal of Peter and flash

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Jonah always cool as frick when Spider-Man isn't around

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        In Moby Dick, Captain Ahab is a competent and considerate Captain. He's a bit off, definitely fixated on his work, but he cares about his people and being good at his job. But he has a problem. It's a the fricking whale.

        Any time that whale gets involved, his obsession gets it all to go out the window. He's projected everything wrong in the world and in his life on to Moby Dick. But, it's still nothing more than a whale. Ahab just built it up in his head as the root of all evil.

        Jonah is Captain Ahab, and Spider-Man is Moby Dick.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't be the only getting gay vibes from this, am I?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you seriously so vigilant for the gays that you think "fatherly compassion" is too homosexual?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're a frickin weirdo or you just grew up with either an absent of bad father figure and he fricked your perspective on life up, hope this helps

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't this the artist who used to draw for Ultimate Spider-Man after Miles took over? His art was goated.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      J Jonah Jameson might die before Ben. Setup’s here. Man has two dads.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Peter being much older when May and Ben took him in
      Interesting

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if they died before or after the spider bite was avoided and If the Maker just did it to frick with him like he did this realties Reed Richards.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      Hickman better treat my boy better than those fricks running 1610 did.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOOOO MATT

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Father Matt Murdoch.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love me Murdock

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No waves
    HACKman...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No waves
      >No receding hairline
      >No premature wrinkling
      >No thin or snub nose
      Why do they hate is mug so much?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      just got done reading the issue and I never knew a Jonah and Ben bromance was what was missing from my life.

      he looks so much like a skinny version of his daddy here 🙂
      but yeah, F for the waves. I hope at least he has a kid or two and they have red hair, fricking modern comics seem to despise giving Normie and Stanley that

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess I can pretend he at least still has the curly hair needed for the intended style and it's just been slicked back differently here. No widows peak though.

        Weirdly enough it's the nose that bothers me. I don't think I've ever seen him drawn with a nose like that.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, the hair is at least slightly wavy, so we can cope and say it's just slicked back curls. I'm gonna go with that cope, tbh, it's fine.
          >Weirdly enough it's the nose that bothers me. I don't think I've ever seen him drawn with a nose like that.
          should be more skinny and upturned, like classic Ditko, yeah? But I do agree, it looks very unlike him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No love for Emily, she never wins.

      Except I guess in 616 where she manages to outlive her son by everyone forgetting she came back.

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    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does this mean either Peter or Harry didn't go to Empire State?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. They probably both did.
        But Peter and Harry were friends because they grew up together. If Peter didn't move in with Ben and May until he wad 15, it means he never met Harry as a child and the two probably never spoke.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          huh? Peter and Harry weren't childhood friends. They met in college

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Another unfortunate side effect of Ultimate, Raimi and Spectacular.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >But Peter and Harry were friends because they grew up together.
          They met in college and didn't even like each other at first.

          However the dialogue here suggests Peter's not familiar with him on an aquaintance-ship level, which suggests they where never introduced nor shared a class.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    It's still weird to me they're calling this line Ultimate. It's not like it's a reboot of 1610 or even just a line for new reader like the original Ultimate was meant to be. In fact it seems like the exact opposite.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dollars to donuts it'll be a sounding board for future media ideas

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's less NuUltimate Marvel and more Marvel and Hickman does Flashpoint.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dollars to donuts it'll be a sounding board for future media ideas

      It's less NuUltimate Marvel and more Marvel and Hickman does Flashpoint.

      It has to be this way. They had to give Peter the Ultimate status back to someone. There is only one Ultimate Spider-Man and it's Peter Parker.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Betty?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Betty's right over here:

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Betty is CUTE. Also, I genuinely didn't expect the Parker twist.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jonah/Robbie looses to Jonah/Ben
      I can't believe it Jobbie bros, we jobbed too far.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't say I like Robbie being turned into a b***h.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's an old based black guy that's only two years from retirement.

        Which is to say, he'll get sucked up into Jonah and Ben's insanity once Fisk pisses off Robbie enough too.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, he already said the cliche of “I’m almost at retirement” so he could die in this

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Peter at least cites Robbie taking the reigns as a sign he's in good hands, but yeah, it's weird given that he's usually Jonah's moral concious.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dread it, run from it, he arrives all the same.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, Ultimate John Ford!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Matt Groening you mean

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all hail king homer.gif

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I STILL WANT THAT GAS YES

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        AND YOU HAD BETTER DELIVER

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"What are we going to do now?"
      >"ONLY FANS, PARKER. GET YOUR CAMERA."

      bold move, Hickman

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe uncle Ben killed Kingpin. Bravo, Hickman.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is some homosexual storytiming another thing?

      That is a cool page

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Report for off topic.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Report for off topic.
          A storytime of issue Ultimate Spider-Man is against the rules in itself since this book does not get officially released untill tommorow.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hadn't seen that yet. Neat and obviously Stark tech inspired

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The armor does say a company merger

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do we know what the Stark Event Memorial's for? This is The Maker's reboot of the Ultimate universe? Did he get to hang around or soft reboot himself too?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Read and find out

            [...]

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              much appreciated

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still dont like how he looks.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's supposed to look like a hero in this remember?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please post the rest

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, Vigilante Goblin.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If OP can't finish it someone will.

      • 4 months ago
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              Anonymous

              Forgot my tag that time. Oops.

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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous

                He is gonna henshin?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                tbh just leave it without any explanation. Like remove the dialogue and be confident in your art.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking hell I keep missing the spoiler tag. Never take over someone else's abandoned storytime when you're in the office folks. You frick up.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous

                Imagine if the winds just blew the spider away and it bit Miles

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's more of a Zeb Wells move than a Johnathan Hickman move.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                For a second, I thought we were just gonna go straight into the black suit.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                And that's it folks. If you enjoyed it remember to show it and support your local comic shop tomorrow.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                And the solicits page for good measure.

                [...]

                have a nice day.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just report him for off topic

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if Peter will scout for more people to be potential Spider men. I also wonder if he kept up with his love for science.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I wonder if Peter will scout for more people to be potential Spider men
                There is definitly something in that department, with the Symbiote, Miguel, Ben variants.
                As for his love of science, that depend if Hickman decide to make them organic or not. Tbh, Peter loving science is more of a consequence of Stan Lee's love for science hero more than anything.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is this the most heroic Peter? Dude became Spider-man on his own accord after all.
                I'm hyped for the next issue too. I was put off at first by the slow burn introduction but that final page make it worth all of it.
                Also glad he actually has the powers instead of being suit technology unlike what I though.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. 616 Peter gave up a perfect life to become Spider-Man again in the recent Slott series
                Also 616 Peter changed Wanda's new reality where he had a perfect life to return to the real world
                Peter does this a lot.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Midlife crisis Spiderman
                Okay lets see how this goes

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                This seems like a guy who has suddenly been given great power, but has yet to learn that with great power must also come great responsibility.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PETER
                >WAKE UP PEEEEEETEEEEEEEEER
                >STOP CREAMPIYING YOUR HOT REDHEADED WIFE PETER
                >YOUR LIFE WAS STOLEN BY THE GLOBOHOMOS PETEEEEEEEER
                >YOU GOTTA WAKE UP AND COME HANG OUT WITH ME AND A SCHIZO IN A METAL MASK (I'm the teen in the metal mask) PETEEEEEEEEEER
                >WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So the variant cover is a tease of him getting the powers Amazing, Symbiote, 2099 and Clone?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tying Tony into Peter's origin again
                DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM THE MCU?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you not read Ultimate Invasion?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is something uncanny about Tony being the teen and Peter being the adult.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Teen Tony was around in comics for a while, it's just nobody remembers him.

                This is seriously ham handed.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do remember Armored Adventure. And god, I liked that stupid show.
                The Mandarin was badass too.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                what the frick even is that armor?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hickman KINO holy frick

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cuties

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                he looks very cute here

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Make it happen is gonna be the new with great powers?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad someone continued the storytime, I got busy with some stuff.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are the speech bubbles such high res but not the art?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing Ultimate Green Goblin is some kind of ex-Stark employee. Did they answer what the Stark terror attack was somewhere else?

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is pretty bad, unimaginative exposition on top of exposition (why should we care about some kind of event that wiped out the characters that we know nothing about in this world & the effects of which weren't shown properly), emotionless caricatures interacting with one another & getting 'cancelled', weird pace, bland art direction & no cool hooks/twists done right or genuine truth to hang on to. Hickman was always a bad writer & this comic is the living proof of that. So much early hype for something that's so stale, dead on arrival & instantly forgettable.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone else likes it anon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's exposition heavy, but it's a first issue. It's leagues better than bendis s first.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, loved the 1st USM issue & it was infinitely better than this leaked, barely coherent nonsense.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Re read it then. You find the decompression there was much worse

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't need any revisions to something that I know by heart was good & pure. If I felt that something was off from the get go, I wouldn't have supported the early USM run along the way.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon when's the last time you read it? Nostalgia is a powerful drug.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >loved the 1st USM (2000) issue
          I'm sorry.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh look, gwenshitzo found a thesaurus.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go read a Tom Taylor comic then. This sets up its themes and characters better than any Marvel comic has since House of X.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we PLEASE report the gwenschizo
    i want to see this fricker rot for a month this time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I suppose we could the same for a storytime of Ultimate Spider-Man since it does come out untill tommorow care to report that anon?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the point of the thread

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You will never be a moderator or janny, also you are impersonating one.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You will never be a moderator or janny, also you are impersonating one.
      lol I never said I was a moderator or janny, stop making false accusations now.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is this like a thing where you’re mad that you didn’t story time it?

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You didn’t answer my question. What’s up?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      report him for offtopic, he is doing the same on other thread and impersonating Cinemaphile moderation

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You didn’t answer my question. What’s up?
      I do not care to answer your question.

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Show me where it says that?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just report him, there is no rule about leaks here at Cinemaphile and this homosexual came up with this shit ever since Spider who gobbles leaked here

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Report the schizo for derailing the thread and posting offtopic images.
      And for impesonating Cinemaphile moderation creating rules that do not exist as shown

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    To continue the storytime
    https://files.catbox.moe/i5nqp1.pdf

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting twist
      Thank you

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Law
    >In Cinemaphile of all places
    >Over a comic book

    Ayy lmao

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really enjoying this version of Spider-man so far. Having Ben around and Peter having a family is an interesting dynamic.

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last 5 pages of this comic is one of the worst reinterpretations of a famous superhero origin story that I've seen not just in a year of our Lorrd 2024 but, overall, in a long, long time: le magic crystal ball, le expository overload via hologram, le you were destined for le great thangs, mane... Sickening stuff. Broken & beyond repair.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disagreed, if only cause we've spent so long having it hammered into our skulls about how Peter Parker is an irresponsible selfish c**t in Earth 616 for daring to be a superhero over improving the world as a civilian, that seeing him willingly choosing to take the road of thorns despite otherwise having everything he could want in life is a breath of fricking fresh air

      Yes, I know, I'm saying that the main continuity of Spider-Man has been shit for a very, very long time.

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All anyone is doing is talking. The art is great but it's being wasted.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the first fricking issue setting up the plot what the frick were you expecting

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A better first issue set up.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Explain what's bad about it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's meandering. I get it, Peter is feeling aimless after building a perfect family. Something's not right in this world. We don't need to save the spider for the very end of this comic people is spending five bucks or whatever on.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's sets up far more than just, "Peter is depressed". It also sets up a new dynamic where Ben is still alive, Jameson respects Parker, Parker is a journalist at the Bugle, that he has a loving family, a Stark terror attack, and new threats in Kingpin, Green Goblin, and whatever Stark fought. Just because you don't have any punching doesn't mean the comic is bad.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              How is it meandering? It explicitly hooks in Peter's first two enemies, shows how one is directly factoring into his personal life, and also establishes the initial emotional conflict not just with Peter, but his supporting cast - which as you may recall is pretty fricking important to a Spider-Man story

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              It takes like 4 issues for Peter to get the suit in the original Ultimate run

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but having somebody purposefully create Spider-Man misses the point that Peter Parker was given an opportunity and for a while squandered it for money and fame only to realize he should have been fighting for something else. It was random chance that gave Peter Parker powers but Spider-Man himself was born out of a single mistake and a lifetime trying to redefine himself into somebody he should have been. In this somebody telling him what he could have been loses the power of Peter figuring out his mistake on his own while rendering him entirely blameless instead of giving him direction. A slight edit to the story could have been that Peter had the spider bite all along but hid it for fear of his family and the Maker coming for them. He believes himself responsible for May's death as he had the power to save people from the Cabal satellite but refuses to act due to his worry that the NGO would kill him and his family. No Stark, no nothing happens. Peter creates his red and blues (possibly with help from Mary Jane) and decides his inaction is the wrong choice and swings out to stop a mugging or the Kingpin or whatever. Putting half the onus on Stark renders Parker a lesser character as he needs to be entirely in control of his choice to become Spider-Man. I still have high hopes for this series but they need to understand this detail of Peter needing to be in control of himself if nothing else.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but the only reason he isn't spidey already is because of the maker

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's my point, having a big evil guy prevent Peter from becoming Spidey means that Peter can't make his big mistake that drives him forward. There's always an underlying guilt to Spider-Man "I should have done more, I should have been more" He carries the whole weight of the world upon his shoulders. Making his drive to do good be for a simple enjoyment of righteousness and a wish to become more than himself flattens the character to be less complex than the original made in the 60s.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                And I though Across the Spider-verse didn't have a point.
                TRAMY

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is a "completely" new take on peter parker that's under no obligation to have the same motivation as the original peter - it's not even a what if, so there's no obligation to 616 peter whatsoever

                it's clear from the new uncle ben motivational speech and the overall thrust of the issue that the exploration wants to do here is a peter parker who willingly takes the responsibility of being spider-man without any other motivation - yes, there's the little bit of doubt from stark saying "you were supposed to be", but it didn't happen and peter made the choice because he felt like he was meant to do more

                instead of a guilt ridden spider-man, this universe has a superman style spider-man where he gets powers and decides to be a superhero because it's the right thing to do. that's definitely a new and interesting take on peter parker's spider-man, especially if they manage to avoid killing any of his loved ones and really commit to it

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not killing his loved ones
                But that's cringe...

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He did lose someone though. Aunt May died, and the ones responsible for it are out there.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                may didn't die as a consequence of his inaction, though, it's clearly not going to be a motivation for him as spider-man. hell, he doesn't even really seem to care that much that she's dead, which is a criticism i have of the issue - may still raised this peter, so he should probably be a little more sad that his second mom is dead

                regardless,

                >Not killing his loved ones
                But that's cringe...

                killing someone else as a consequence of him being spider-man would miss the point and make the righteous hero motivation half baked

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                But people dying because he's Spider-man is fun!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly this! Besides all of this, why does everyone believe that Peter would have never become a superhero without the death of uncle Ben? Its a motivating factor for sure, but to act like he would never learn the famous mantra and become a hero if uncle ben was still alive is weird.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Understandable but you must admit that being given the powers and being a straight forward from the book Spider-Man who doesn't hate himself is uhhh how do you say it. The origin is less dynamic than Lee and Dikto's with his baptism into Spider-Man feeling uhhh unearned I suppose? Tony literally gives him his powers on a silver platter and he immediately hops into his webs ready to stop the Goblin and Kingpin. And while yes this is an alt continuity this is a severe and fundamental change to the character by his motivations. Essentially it be like making it so Batman's parents were never shot in crime alley but he becomes Batman anyway because the Legion of Superheroes give him his cape and cowl. It's uh different but I don't think it's for the better

                And I though Across the Spider-verse didn't have a point.
                TRAMY

                It does have a point. I just hate how they turned Miguel into a stand in for fans who hate Miles while also changing him to the point hes practically an OC wearing a Spider-Man 2099 costume, altering Ben Riley's characterization, and implying that Peter Parker would ever think Uncle Ben's death is a good thing and Miles "should let his dad die okay :)" that while might work in the moment it feels incredibly distasteful to anybody who's a fan of Ben, Miguel or Peter.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tony giving him his powers on a silver platter is no different than Peter randomly getting bitten tbf. I know earlier you said Peter could have hidden his powers but that makes Peter look even worse.

                At the end of the day, the maker stopped Peter from ever getting powers and Tony comes to him and says that if things had gone the way they should have, you would have become an inspiration for the entire world and saved a lot of lives. If Peter refuses here, then that makes him even more selfish than letting 1 robber go. Peter's motivation is believing that he was meant for greater things, and what is greater than saving lives?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You misunderstand, Peter never goes through any hardship to become Spider-Man. He had to watch Ben die to fully grasp with great power comes great responsibility. In this continuity is portrayed more like starting a new life, moving to a new state, taking a new job. The peril of the unknown. As you said, it's closer to Superman than Spider-Man at this point. It's not so much as change le bad but more this isn't Spidey, every frickinnng adaption of the character grasps the crux of the character is the same even if the circumstances are different. Its more uh, this Spidey has more in common with Miles or Mayday tbh.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, good luck teaching responsibility to a 35 year old dad.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao, midlife crisisman.

                Nah, Peter here is more like Terry McGinnis.

                I'd say Miguel or Mayday is closer to Terry. Superman is the most apt. The desire to live a normal life vs the incredible power he has been in trusted with

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, Peter here is more like Terry McGinnis.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's the first issue senpai, give it a few issues for one the Kingpin's goons to kill off Ben

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You misunderstand, Peter never goes through any hardship to become Spider-Man
                nta but I see what you mean. Despite that, he still goes through hardship as Peter. He has an entire life of experience and wisdom here, he knows the lesson of responsibility far better than 616 without it being dragged down by survivor's guilt like OG Peter is.

                This Peter is a grown man who doesn't need a stiff kick in the ass from the world to know that you don't abuse your powers or misuse them. Where OG Peter lost Ben and spends his entire life trying to make the guy proud because of guilt, this Peter has him and doesn't need to have the same tragedy or mistakes.

                It really is like Superman in that Pa Kent is alive and Clark is always better for it. But in the end, I don't see why a grown man, father and husband who's hard working and has already learned these lessons in a way that didn't scar him for life, would need to be like OG Peter.

                It's a very good change of pace because now, for once, we can see Peter unshackled by guilt. Unless they decide to shoehorn that in. God I hope not.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Peter never goes through any hardship to become Spider-Man. He had to watch Ben die to fully grasp with great power comes great responsibility
                We're still very early on but even then Peter as a teenager is not the same as he is as an adult. Teenage Peter was in a very "frick you, got mine" state of mind which is why he had to learn that lesson, but here Peter has a wife and kids, and although Aunt May is dead it had nothing to do with him. He's mellowed out and responsible, so unless the first thing he does as Spider-Man is irresponsible and gets someone killed he may not need to learn this lesson.
                It's a different dynamic that I'm interested to see explored. You are right that it is similar to Mayday in the sense that Peter's responsibility comes from being raised correctly as opposed to having some terrible thing happen to him though

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Teenage Peter was in a very "frick you, got mine" state of mind
                I was just thinking of Astonishing Spider-Man and Wolverine where Logan is so fricking shocked at how much of an butthole Peter is in the past, he's almost speechless. It drives the point home that Peter was a different person then.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Back when Aaron was good

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Peter meets cute girl
                >trapped in the past forever
                >settle in the wild west
                >about to propose marriage
                >times police undo the whole thing and she doesn't remember him anymore because their whole life together never happened
                It hurts

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                He never was

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Miguel isnt loved because he isnt brown enough. I dont get dragging him in the mud just to prop up Miles at all. The good thing to come out of spider verse was Miguel getting more mini series'. The true successor of Pete, in brains and brawn. Miles has his webs made by chinese labor like a loser.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Miguel isnt loved because he isnt brown enough. I dont get dragging him in the mud just to prop up Miles at all. The good thing to come out of spider verse was Miguel getting more mini series'. The true successor of Pete, in brains and brawn. Miles has his webs made by chinese labor like a loser.

                I do think it's funny that the Miguelsimps that were created by the movie have slowly started to turn against the movie once they realized the comic version of Miggy is much better and how butchered he was by the ATSV writers. It's not so widespread yet and some still are coping by saying the second half will fix him, but it is an interesting development.

                It also had the hidden layer of people realizing, but not admitting, that comic Miguel>comic Miles

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of movie and game-bred Miles fans have been realizing lately that Miles's last few years of comics is literally the only good run the character's ever had. You should see people going through hid 1610 stories and just being flabbergasted how dogshit and bland they were.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was interested in Miguel since I played Edge of Time, and ATSV inspired me to read the original 2099 run.

                Yeah the movie's fricking trash lmao

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i think that a spider-man whose only motivation is doing the right thing is probably a lot easier to write without delving into the problems that superman has. superman always ends up having to answer the question of why he doesn't interfere more in human affairs or become a tyrant or cure cancer or whatever the frick; spider-man's just a really strong guy who definitely couldn't punch his own suburb into shape, much less the world at large. they have plenty of space to make this peter the moral center of a new ultimate universe i think, and that's way more interesting than anything 616 has been doing for years

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Batman can’t be Batman without dead parents!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                God forbid someone do something different with the 80 year old character.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but having somebody purposefully create Spider-Man misses the point that Peter Parker was given an opportunity and for a while squandered it for money and fame only to realize he should have been fighting for something else. It was random chance that gave Peter Parker powers but Spider-Man himself was born out of a single mistake and a lifetime trying to redefine himself into somebody he should have been. In this somebody telling him what he could have been loses the power of Peter figuring out his mistake on his own while rendering him entirely blameless instead of giving him direction. A slight edit to the story could have been that Peter had the spider bite all along but hid it for fear of his family and the Maker coming for them. He believes himself responsible for May's death as he had the power to save people from the Cabal satellite but refuses to act due to his worry that the NGO would kill him and his family. No Stark, no nothing happens. Peter creates his red and blues (possibly with help from Mary Jane) and decides his inaction is the wrong choice and swings out to stop a mugging or the Kingpin or whatever. Putting half the onus on Stark renders Parker a lesser character as he needs to be entirely in control of his choice to become Spider-Man. I still have high hopes for this series but they need to understand this detail of Peter needing to be in control of himself if nothing else.

                Understandable but you must admit that being given the powers and being a straight forward from the book Spider-Man who doesn't hate himself is uhhh how do you say it. The origin is less dynamic than Lee and Dikto's with his baptism into Spider-Man feeling uhhh unearned I suppose? Tony literally gives him his powers on a silver platter and he immediately hops into his webs ready to stop the Goblin and Kingpin. And while yes this is an alt continuity this is a severe and fundamental change to the character by his motivations. Essentially it be like making it so Batman's parents were never shot in crime alley but he becomes Batman anyway because the Legion of Superheroes give him his cape and cowl. It's uh different but I don't think it's for the better
                [...]
                It does have a point. I just hate how they turned Miguel into a stand in for fans who hate Miles while also changing him to the point hes practically an OC wearing a Spider-Man 2099 costume, altering Ben Riley's characterization, and implying that Peter Parker would ever think Uncle Ben's death is a good thing and Miles "should let his dad die okay :)" that while might work in the moment it feels incredibly distasteful to anybody who's a fan of Ben, Miguel or Peter.

                Frick off Slott, you'll never be Hickman.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                We haven't even seen Peter do any Spider-Man shit yet. We don't know how he is going to treat suddenly gaining powers at 35. Maybe he treats it like a midlife crisis sports car until he's finally tested. Unlike the 60s, it's going to take more than one issue to get the full origin. It took Bendis fricking seven issues to do it.

                Not saying you need to love this issue on its own, if you don't, that's fine, but it's too early to say it's all wrong.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What kinda comics newbie are you? If it's the first issue then it should be the complete fricking opposite, you stupid homosexual.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to watch a fast and furious movie then

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The gobby pages have action but this is the ultinaye tradition

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree there’s a bit too much dialogue but I don’t mind, it’s the first issue

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can pretty quickly tell who in this thread didn't read the other Ultimate comics leading into this and have no fricking clue what thus universe is about.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's even funnier when the storytime thread that covers those comics is still up

      [...]

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice. Liked it.

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was FRICKING GREAT!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it was all bad.

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget about Gang War

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't forget about Gang War
      No let's forget about it shall we.

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also gwenschizo is ban evading so report him.

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you anon. This was beutiful. Thank you everyone.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitty book

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Report Gwenschizo and the paulgay, they are derailing this and the other storytime threads

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks storytime anons.

    Peter and MJ where honestly a little flat but I guess it's presumed you know their deal. The most interesting stuff was with Ben and Jonah, curious to know how that came about.

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crappy first issue. It was written like a script for Netflix Spider-Man, but they didn't have the budget to make the episode exciting so it's just people standing around or sitting and talking.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Crappy firs
      I am sure fans will quickly forget about it's funny really most series which start off wiith the first isssue turn out be mostly decent but the later one usually do not. I am sure the same thing will happen here.

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hickman book will not last loong this book is doomed.

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yep it's off topic. This isn't a general.

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i was wondering if anyone else was going to say this peter feels a bit like a trans narrative - i wonder if that's just because this peter is clearly meant to be inspired by the matrix or if it was intentional to make it feel like he was building up to a sort of gender moment

    i'm all for it, though, unlike the schizo i'm replying to; i think it'd be pretty interesting

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm all for it, though, unlike the schizo i'm replying to; i think it'd be pretty interesting
      At first maybe it wil interesting but that will quickly pass after the first issues and then it will go downhill real fast.

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alot lot of adhd riddle, brain fried zoomers here. Oh no, you have to READ?! Words?! Ahhhhhhhh

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people think Ben isn't gonna get killed off in a few issues
    heh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think his kids are more likely to get killed.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they wanted kill off ben then they would so in the first issue I wonder if Gwen will appear in this? I rather doubt it to be honest.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I wonder if Gwen will appear in this?
        She could turn up as an employee/associate/friend of Harry's. Presumably if she didn't die she'd finish her degree, and her childhood friend is the head of a STEM company so she'd have an easy foot in the door.

        I hope we get to see what happened to Flash Thompson without Spider-man as his hero.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would Flash still join the army?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The sliding timescale comes into this one since he originally got drafted to Vietnam.

            A lot of stories say Spider-man inspired him to want to be a hero too and led to him chasing it in the army. I imagine his better side might not have flourished without Spidey, nor the college friendgroup to ground him.

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I quite enjoyed the storyline, it's got a interesting hook and some neat subversions to established elements. Let's hope they can keep the ball rolling.

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if this end with a showdone between Spider-man and the Hulk.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine if this end with a showdone between Spider-man and the Hulk.
      it won't moron.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Showdown.

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The frick mexico has to with anything.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's where Gwengays are born
      Don't you remember?
      The Sins Past being retconned memes were all in Spanish

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back in the 70's the Mexican publisher for Spider-Man decided to skip The Night Gwen Stacy Died and began publishing their own original Spidey stories where Gwen was still alive and was drawn with a progressively fatter ass over time. I'm assuming he's referencing that.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no they didn't moron that shit is all for the covers.
        >t mexican

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She had a fat ass in the actual comic too.

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how hard will the schizo cope when Gprostitute never shows up?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing to suggest that Gwen will appear in hickman's book.

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    But will it outsell ASM?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It already has, per Amazon.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Digital sales
        Physical matters more and it's hard to compare the two because
        A. Amazon's sales charts update regularly to drastic changes
        B. They're not releasing on the same week

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Physical matters more
          Then why are the Big Two trying desperately to pivot to digital while more and more LCSs continuously fricking die?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why did Avengers Inc die?

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do gwentrannies always lose?

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >[deleted]
    OH NONONO

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It hardly matters given how fast this thread is going.

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you could do it all again, if you could truly change things, if you had the chance, would you erase me from existence?
    >...Yes
    >...I'll keep that in mind
    Fricking phenomenal. Thank you Hickman for carrying comics.

  70. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad this book is not just "Spider-man but married", with Ben and JJJ being bros and uncovering stuff on their own, the Green Goblin being a terrorist vigilante and Peter basically choosing by himself to become a hero.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same it’s a nice change up, I like this take on pete. I’m surprised he works at the bugle frankly, but it’s smart to put him there since the main books are completely ignoring it right now. Ben and JJJ being bros is cool and it makes sense that JJJ is still single, since he met Marla when making spider slayers

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        going with pete as just a news reporter makes a lot of sense if your goal is to completely avoid questions of "if peter's so gosh darn smart why doesn't he save the world with science" imo

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tbh, he could have a interest in science when he was young, but changed midway for whatever reason. That would be completely normal imo.

  71. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So like, is he gonna get web shooters or not

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he gets organic webs I will shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      if anything, he will get natural shooters but he will develop a way to change the webs using external shooters

  72. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    its out already?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The issue leaked early. If you liked it and wanna make sure they make more, please do go buy this when it comes out tomorrow.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        bet

  73. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how old does Richard seem? 12-13? If Peter's 35, it means he and MJ had kids very early. Maybe not too odd in the 60s/70s, but more unusual nowadays (which isn't saying it doesn't happen a lot still, but for his presumed education level and maybe a slight increase in class, it seems more uncommon). Not saying it as a criticism, btw

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Richard is certainly in middle school or a freshmen in high school. People used to have kids in their twenties all the time anon, we don’t know what MJs career was before becoming self employed so they did have two incomes to work with, and despite papers not being what they used to be being a staffed reporter for a major metropolitan paper still pays good money. At least maybe? I’m not a reporter so I don’t know

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone who lost their parents at an early age may be more inclined to have kids, especially if they lost them as a teenager

      This Peter probably went to pound town very early, is what I'm saying

  74. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We can all tell you don't read comics and never did. Sorry /misc/ is boring because it's all trolls being shit, but your shit is boring here.

  75. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lets remember that the OG Spider-man story was a twilight zone style story about a teenager getting superpowers, and how his immaturity had dire consequences.
    It was more or less about growing up, while also semi-parodying the superhero genre by showing what it would be like without the plot conveniences of stuff like infinite cash or being loved by everyone.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's kinda why I love Spidey, he always mildly parodied and mocked the conventions of the genre by somebody who was just fricking done with the bullshit.

  76. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    its pretty obvious this peter is going to get his ass whooped and regret being getting willingly bit, but he will persevere

  77. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reed and Tony kickstart the plan to have superheroes everywhere
    >Howard sacrifice himself to contain Kang and the Maker
    >Peter decide to be Spider-man by his own volition
    Its kinda funny that so far, every superheroes in this setting have been purely benevolent, despite the dystopian context

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m interested in seeing if any of the super villains popped up. Most of petes villains happened due to random accidents separated from pete himself.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you mean super villains in general, we already had a ton. As for Spider-man, we have Fisk and Green Goblin this issue.

        Dread it, run from it, he arrives all the same.

        Is eyepatch dude Foswell?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Either Foswell or Mendel Stromm

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm really liking Reedoom, what happened to the actual Victor?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        We don't know yet.

  78. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh dear
    is a ban evasion going on?

  79. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Still spamming, homosexual.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Still spamming, homosexual.
      Not really given the book is called Ultimate Spider-Man besides OP never said specifically that this thread was a storytime of hickman's Ultimate Spider-Man so alas.

  80. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    God damn DC needs a book with this much hype so badly

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what would be a story that would get DC fans so hyped? Probably Batman related, ofc, but what are the conditions? Here we're all just happy Peter's not being treated like a useless homosexual and can actually have a family unlike in ASM, where it's painfully obvious editorial and a chunk of the writers hate him or are too stupid to write good stories for him.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A real return of the super sons could garner this kinda hype, but beyond that I dunno.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i agree. it's worth noting dc's made this exact book multiple times now with rebirth fixing superman and wally west but then kept fricking it up several years in a row afterwards

          clark and wally are on a good track now, but the damage was definitely done

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what would be a story that would get DC fans so hyped?
        Turn another character gay.

  81. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    >Can't spam the same two dozen panels of pointless Gwenshit over and over because this is an Ultimate thread, so you post this while seething instead.

    Hahaha, Hickman tore off your tiny fricking Polack balls. You were castrated.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol only because this not a general Spider-Man thread.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you cut your own weiner off? I'm glad you admit that 616 is actually fricking irrelevant now, you miserable troon.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I never said anything like that stop twisting other people's words.

  82. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Utter kino

  83. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I really dislike Bagley here, why do you think that is? He was always my favorite 90s spider artist

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The colors are horrendous.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are very gaudy aren’t they? It’s weird how much digital color fricked with older artists, I get why JRJR has his art fricked by it, but it’s weird to see a newer(comparatively, to the time) guy like bagly get his art fricked by it. I thought his stuff for life story looked fine

  84. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I for one really liked bendis book.

  85. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gwenschizo obliquely admitting that issues of 6160 and 1610 that function only for worldbuilding are a hundred times more interesting than any of his usual shit-smeared garbage.

    I bet he's crying right now.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You truly a idiot you yy beef with hickman's version is this. They just had to have a elderly peter parker without spider-powers married to MJ and have kids with her. Oh perish the thought that he couldn't be married to a different girl like liz or betty or someone else don't you see that's what makes this book so dull and utterly predictable and that's why I hate this book.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they should've wrote better books for 616 then, you rancid little shit, ahahaha.

        Maybe you could send letters to Marvel or something. Put your balls in the envelope too, you homosexual little eunuch!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or just maybe they could have gone with a different approach to hickman's book instead of the same old tired formula a shame they did not.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe they shouldn't have had the mystery box in Amazing revolve around a genocidal creep with a manbun instead of a dick, anon.

            Maybe they shouldn't have made Paul less sympathetic and likable than Norman fricking Osborn, lmao.

            Ah well. Zeb fricked the easy layup of delivering a mediocre Spider-Man book, and he fricked over 616. Spider-Man officially belongs to Ultimate now and Hickman didn't have to do anything special, he just had to toss fans a bone.

            That knowledge must make you *really* mad. That and Hickman cutting off your balls.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you are to scared to try different or new things then you have no future as a writer and thus you should simply retire from being one.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, Gwenschizo. We didn't have Peter and MJ together for the last 17 years, and I for one am tired of 'will-they or won't-they' incessantly.

                I'm glad Hickman made the bold choice and tossed out One More Day as if it were rancid shit-water. Sure, it's getting you to seethe and constantly melt down, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make in exchange for a better book.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                it won't be good for very long another writer will no doubt replace Hickman and make his Ultimate Spider-Man a bad book in the near future.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter. He can't make it worse than Wells or Slott.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yes he can.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                hahaha, do we want to pretend how?

                What's he even going to do? Bring Paul into Ultimate? Why would he even do that? He's Zeb's self-insert, not Hickman's. Is he going to have Peter turn into a spider monster and eat his son? Is he going to introduce Venom as a wise-cracking comedy relief moron? Is he going to skip Clone Saga entirely and just introduce Ben Reilly as Chasm?

                Zeb's a real tough act to follow, anon. Hickman can't out-Zeb him, even if he's inclined to. Wells set out to deliberately make the worst book possible, with the goal of pissing people off. Hickman isn't going into this with deliberate malice and forethought in mind. It's hopeless. There's no topping Zeb Wells right now, even Clone Saga, Spider-Verse, and Brand New Day weren't as bad as Zeb's run. We've hit a new low.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with you anon, in theory. One of the let downs I always felt from bendises ultimate run was how little he played with giving pete love interests, yeah he had Pete with kitty for a bit, but he ALWAYS pushed MJ a little to hard for my taste. It was a new universe, he should’ve had more fun with lesser known characters. But after 15 YEARS of single pete post OMD I can’t think of a SINGLE fun date story or at the very least Pete’s bachelor life being needed for story telling BEYOND it being a foundational layer of displaying Pete as pathetic. You’d think that they would’ve had some kinda “team up” book with Pete dating different heroines across the marvel universe considering Pete’s almost fling with Carol was well received but seeing how Slott used Pete and Bobbi as another vehicle to shit in pete, maybe it’s for the best

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You truly a idiot you yy beef with hickman's version is this. They just had to have a elderly peter parker without spider-powers married to MJ and have kids with her. Oh perish the thought that he couldn't be married to a different girl like liz or betty or someone else don't you see that's what makes this book so dull and utterly predictable and that's why I hate this book.

          >Schizo is now responding to himself.

          At least change up your typing style and employ some actual grammar before you samegay you shrill castrati.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate the Gwen scitzo as well anon

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You have to realize this means nothing in a thread where the schizo has already shown he's a ban evading homosexual multiple times over.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Worst case scenario, the schizo admits that even he hates himself. Which is good. I think the schizo is worse than Miles Warren.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know but I just don’t want people to think I’m him, I hate him in the majority of threads. I dislike him thinking me being fine with gwen being dead means I dislike her as a character or plot point.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Alternate universe where Peter is married to the person universally considered to be his greatest love
        >This is bad and lazy reeee
        Okay Quesada.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          universe where Peter is married to the person universally considered to be his greatest love
          >>This is bad and lazy reeee
          >Okay Quesada.
          Who is to say that Peter's greatest love in every Alternate universe is MJ? having her being depicted that way is truly absurd and ridiculous and just plain wrong.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay Quesada.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's overcorrection for 16 years of Quesada and his cronies insisting that Peter and MJ's relationship is doomed and that they're better off separated, even though we had 20 years of stories to the contrary. The people want Peter and MJ together but it can't happen in 616 while the old guard remains, ergo we get them in AUs instead. Once they tie the knot in mainline canon the AUs will all change to another LI, probably Felicia

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Who is to say that Peter's greatest love in every Alternate universe is MJ
            Common sense? Would you ask the same thing about Superman and Lois Lane?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I always find it funny how nobody ever talks about putting Clark or Wally with another love interest. They only ever do that with Peter.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because there are too many Spider-Man shippers. That's all it comes down to.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, didn't Gwen originally die because of shiphomosexualry?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah especially since we know his first and true first love is gwen

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Every alternate universe for one.
            Jesus, you don’t see anyone talking about Clark Kent and Lois Lane like this nearly as much.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Clark never had alternative options besides Lois, she was his oneitis for years

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Clark's had one of the most popular comic love triangles out there anon...and lana was his first. Lois is just the cemented one, much like MJ

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally proved my point and don’t even realise it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No? Im saying the opposite, that lois got cemented by time like MJ, at some point you cant rally change it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >at some point you can’t rally change it
                Yeah…. Which is exactly what my point was.
                Clark is supposed to be with Lois.
                Peter is supposed to be with MJ.

                Making that the defecto status won’t mean we’ll have less of it in AUs. We’ll have even more because it’s expected as the norm.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah true.

                We've had some aus were they are each with other people. Peter has like three with gwen, one with betty, one with sable. Clark had one with maxima, lana and a few with diana.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                And for every story that they aren’t there are around ten more at the same time where they are.

                Because Gwen/Diana/Maxima/Felicia will always be the outliers.

  86. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Um, sorry, but this is pretty offensive, bendis needs to be cancelled

  87. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Did we ever meet Harry’s mom in ultimate? Or was she dead as well?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She dies pretty early on, off-screen. I don't think we even see her on on-page.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      universe where Peter is married to the person universally considered to be his greatest love
      >>This is bad and lazy reeee
      >Okay Quesada.
      Who is to say that Peter's greatest love in every Alternate universe is MJ? having her being depicted that way is truly absurd and ridiculous and just plain wrong.

      You see her arm sticking out of the rubble after Norman sets their house on fire.

      We also know she turned alcoholic to deal with Norman's normaning. She's also called Martha rather than Emily.

      Weirdly we also see Harry's grandad at one point. I think he outlives them all, minus Norman's immortality.

  88. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You’d think that they’d threaten to sue just to see what hush money they’d offer. Its not like that’s morally wrong

  89. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You know what character I really fricking despise?
    Kong. I hate fricking Kong.
    He's so obviously Bendis' in-universe self insert and he only exists so he could play the long game and have "Himself" shack up with an underaged Kitty Pryde. It's literally his self insert to live the fantasy of both being with his childhood comic book crush and also getting to frick Spider-Man's sloppy seconds and be oh so much better for the girl in question than Spider-Man.
    Genuinely pathetic.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, he adds nothing to the story beyond taking the place of flash as peters reformed bully turned friend. Its just he’s boring as all hell, but that describes ALL of bendises additions to comics in general

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultimate Flash was so completely underutilised and I fricking hate it. And it's the reason that everyone only sees him as le bully and nothing else

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agent venom is what most people see him as nowadays

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >most people
          Most Venom fans maybe. Thanks to shit like the MCU though he's known still Peter's bully who likes Spider-Man

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Flash didn’t deserve to be turned into a pajeet

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Worst thing is is I liked the character, he just wasn’t flash

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its because Bendis' fat ass had to self insert himself so he could be with kitty pryde (before his blacked fetish set in). It would have been interesting to see Flash have gotten that character journey because he had no redeeming qualities.

  90. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how May could have accidentally gotten Spider powers herself if she stole the orb and Peter didn't notice.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doubtful. He had to jump through some hoops to get the thing open.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really? To me it seemed he just clicked the orb and it opened.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tony probably had it rigged with a genetic lock or something, he wouldn't want that spider getting to anyone but Peter

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see, but I prefer to think otherwise. It would be funny if Tony came back and found a Spider-kid instead of Spider-man.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ultimate Spider-Girl when, Hickman??

  91. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul bros it looks like he's the new spirit of vengeance!!

  92. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Rabin is the new ghost rider

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paul bros it looks like he's the new spirit of vengeance!!

      Anon I need to the lore on this.

  93. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have a brand new universe that you can do anything in
    >use your shitty peter is a married middle age man fanfic
    yawn

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is bold and radical as far as the OMDgays in charge of ASM are concerned. It's been 16 years and they refused to do anything like it.

  94. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tony talks about a "picotech stealth suit" so Spidey's suit will not be made of fabric?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could explain the changing suit stuff we saw in the trailer? Maybe he'll have a Black Suit, Ben Suit, and 2099 suit to play around with too

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe the "picotech suit" is just another name to unstable molecules, or maybe some sort of artificial symbiote suit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >picotech stealth suit
      The suit in question is shown off in this variant cover.
      It's just a full body spandex suit that I'm assuming has nanotech in it and enhances his spider-powers. Probably is what he'll use to make his first Spider suit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope this thing is obliterated and he makes his own suit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Probably is what he'll use to make his first Spider suit.
        More likely scenario.
        The business that Peter supported MJ in starting the year before is a fashion business. She either broke out as a fashion designer, or does her own online store where she makes custom dresses and israeliteelry, or opened up her own clothing shop. Something like that.

        It'd be sweet if MJ was the one to design his suit. 616 MJ used to repair his suit for him all the time. This MJ full on designing the thing from the get go would take that a step further and help give her a connection to the super hero side of Peter without shoehorning powers onto her.

        • 4 months ago
          Comm anon

          MJ is thematically really tied to the red and blue, so making that further here would be neat.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good theory, anon, I can see this being the case.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Could also call back to that Spider Shoppe stuff from MC2

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Making MJ the one to make the Spidey suit in USM would be an even bigger dunk on the rancid ASM current status considering MJ didn’t even design her fricking Jackpot suit.
          Felicia and Paul did.
          (Seriously, has MJ made ANY choices that feel like she made them of her own free will since Wells started?)

          • 4 months ago
            Comm anon

            Its wells.

  95. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Music for the thread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nickelback

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incredibly, unfathomably based my dear anon. A great week, no, a great 2024 to you.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        And the words fit!

  96. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn that was really good

    went in wanting to hate it but i got got

    hickman actually on his game with this one

  97. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember that people loved clark and diana together in the new 52

    oh no wait they fricking hated it because it was terrible and they're totally shitty for each other that's right

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it blew

  98. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow this legit might be my favorite marvel comic in years. i didn't have much expectations as ultimate invasion was meh and gods has been kinda dragging. but damn he's still got in him it seems. loved this and will definitely be following up. hope the other 3 books also are this good.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's only 2 other books, black panther and x-men

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ultimates by deniz camp got announced this week

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the guy that wrote children of the vault? huh. that. book was a lot of fun.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          First preview page from that book. Teen Tony and Doom!Reed are still kicking and Cap's unfrozen.

          • 4 months ago
            Comm anon

            I like how this artist doesnt do what chechetto does (do love his art but ive noticed a pattern) and just slap mcu iron man on top of the design.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know what the book has said. But I do not believe that's the Reed of 6160. I might be proven wrong, but all we have to go on is Maker saying it was. We've never actually seen who's under the mask.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why wouldnt it be reed?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's possible it's Reed, but I kind of twigged on to the same thing that anon did. We never saw Doom!Reed unmasked, and I thought that was an unusual and suspicious choice. Also his eye color apparently changes from gray to blue between Ultimate Invasion and Ultimate Universe, which I found interesting.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno man. Just something about it doesn't smack of truthfulness. I have no evidence or anything but there's something I can't quite put my finger on. It may indeed by Reed but I just don't quite believe it yet. Something about Maker killing the rest and letting Reed of all people live just doesn't sit right with me. Then of course maybe the others aren't dead either...

  99. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Hickmangays read his non-Marvel stuff?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was on his substack for a while before it got to be too weird for me. i liked dead and the dying i think it was called? and manhattan projects.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did anything ever happened in his substack? i kept waiting for 3 moons to get going but ended up bailing.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was like purestrain hickman indulging all the things people make fun of him about, lots of walls of text, lots of charts and symbols and made up languages and stuff. it was just too much to try and keep up with. i don't know what ever really happened to it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol can't say i'm surprised, thanks anon

  100. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s interesting that this is Hickman’s first non-team book. Certainly feels really different from his usual stuff.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like Hickman has always wanted to write Spider-Man, but just didn't want to deal with editorial bullshit or its status quo. He finally got the chance to do just that with the ultimate universe. I'm willing to bet he's the one who said he was going to write USM. its even more telling that Zdarsky prefers to write side Spidey books than the main one as well.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do think you're on the money, especially since he's not writing the upcoming Ultimates book. Spider-Man seems to have been higher priority for him despite not being the center-of-the-universe team book.

  101. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll buy it but I'm not really a fan of that ending there. I dunno. All this still being loosely with the Ultimate name, I'm still annoyed at what happened to that line all these years later.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, should've rebranded it as something entirely else. Jeph Loeb did the Ultimate Universe real dirty with his terrible series, it's never been the same ever since his flood story. There was a time when picking up Ultimates v1-v2, early USM/UXM was like an exciting event at a local comic book store because you got some really cool stories, drawn by real stand up fellas like Kubert, Hitch, Bagley & it was just good fun all around: "You think this letter on my head stands for France?"

      Pure kino, slightly moronic, sure, but frick it wasn't entertaining, explosive & stimulating simultaneously. Much, much better than the boring, expository slop that Hickman has been putting out not just in the Ultimate lineup but in most of his comics in general.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're calling it Ultimate because the entire thing was a bait and switch to draw people in since they knew nobody was going to buy this shit if they advertised what it actually was.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Theyre calling it ultimate becuase its a universe created by someone from that one. And becuase this is marvel. They like re-using names.

  102. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unsurprisingly this was fricking awful. Slow, boring bullshit and a Spider-Man comic with no Spider-Man. Bra-fricking-vo you stupid autistic hack.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So like the original USM

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No amount of pseudo modern revisions, poor taste in comics & YouTube-esque deconstruction can salvage an empty comic with no soul, substance or definitive style. As it's been stated before, 'the origin' of this Spider-Man (with its own holographic Jor-El moment straight out of Man of Steel) will go down as one of the most obnoxious, nonsensical & godawful decisions in 2024 comics climate. Makes John Byrne & his weird approach for Peter's spider-bite in Chapter One seem like a competent genius by comparison.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really, most people seem to like here. And the thing being different in a universe that was sold around being different, is kind of the point?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unironically trying to claim Chapter One is better than this
        contrarianism has gone too far

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lowe's getting desperate.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          trying to claim Chapter One is better than this
          Because the ORIGIN bit from Byrne's infamous comic actually makes fricking sense: a terrible accident in Octavius's lab gives birth to a hero vs. some weird hologram lecturing you on shit (an event that isn't explained in panels, one that you have to seek outside of the actual comic that you are holding in your hands or reading digitally - shit approach & lazy expository writing), giving you lofty speeches about 'destined to do wonders for humanity' & allowing some magic orb to release the spider & give you the bite.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            My guy, a literal extradimensional motherfricker sabotaged Peter's origin, and this other motherfricker wanted to undo that as quickly and efficiently as possible.

            Sorry it ruined your pathos, but we's wanty our frickin' Spider-Mang

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              trying to claim Chapter One is better than this
              Because the ORIGIN bit from Byrne's infamous comic actually makes fricking sense: a terrible accident in Octavius's lab gives birth to a hero vs. some weird hologram lecturing you on shit (an event that isn't explained in panels, one that you have to seek outside of the actual comic that you are holding in your hands or reading digitally - shit approach & lazy expository writing), giving you lofty speeches about 'destined to do wonders for humanity' & allowing some magic orb to release the spider & give you the bite.

              Honestly I see where you're both coming from. I read Chapter One when I was a kid and enjoyed it, but yeah here I just want Chad Dad Daddy Long Legs Spider-Man

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            So you're mad that instead of another muh lab accident origin we got something unique?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unique? It makes zero sense & for a dumb origin story. Anything but some hologram mansplaining stuff & giving you the 'magic object' without any struggle to get the 'excalibur' or a bite that could be a product of an accident/fate (via Straczynski's run) would've been preferable.

              Just for the sake of it, let's say this new Pete breaks into Kingpin's biolab, doing undercover investigation for the Bugle after he fricks over Ben & Jonah, gets spotted by the guards, you get a chase, some blood being lost & involve a container with a genetically-modified spider. At least that makes some sort of logical narrative sense & has actual stakes in it (i.e. will he get killed as a journalist for exposing the truth).

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                We already know for a fact in Ultimate Invasion 1 that the Maker screwed with people's origins and prevented them from occurring.

                I... don't think Tony Stark or Doctor Doom are going to sit around and worry about redoing these origins in a way that encourages verisimilitude.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                you seem like you're kind of an insufferable prick if you're this hung up on something like this

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It makes zero sense
                How? Maker prevented the bite and held onto the spider, years later Tony give it back to Peter and tells him what would have happened had Maker not intervened. It's interesting.
                >Anything but some hologram mansplaining stuff & giving you the 'magic object' without any struggle to get the 'excalibur' or a bite that could be a product of an accident/fate
                It is that though. That is how it was meant to happen and was prevented by Maker. Here Peter is choosing to give himself powers and we literally don't know what happens from there because it hasn't come out yet.
                What struggle is there from Peter getting bitten by a spider? None. None at all. Everything beyond that point is a non-factor in whatever you're b***hing about because that's where we are in this story

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unique? It makes zero sense & for a dumb origin story. Anything but some hologram mansplaining stuff & giving you the 'magic object' without any struggle to get the 'excalibur' or a bite that could be a product of an accident/fate (via Straczynski's run) would've been preferable.

                Just for the sake of it, let's say this new Pete breaks into Kingpin's biolab, doing undercover investigation for the Bugle after he fricks over Ben & Jonah, gets spotted by the guards, you get a chase, some blood being lost & involve a container with a genetically-modified spider. At least that makes some sort of logical narrative sense & has actual stakes in it (i.e. will he get killed as a journalist for exposing the truth).

                Plus, are people like Stark or Doom!Reed really going to give the slightest shit about contriving a 1:1 repeat of what Peter's origins are supposed to be? How does that help them? How does that benefit anybody instead of becoming a massive waste of time?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
  103. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    too many people revere the original ultimate line when almost all of it was terrible

    there was some good stuff sometimes in spider-man but ultimates was largely shit. x-men was fricking awful. nobody on the planet remembers anything about ultimate ff other than maker and that was farther down the line. people act like ultimatum killed it, but there was nothing of value to kill outside of a few good arcs of spider-man. remember ultimate gah lak tus? remember ultimate own-man? remember the dire ultimate team up? or the shitty iron man comics. or the fricking year long delays of ultimate hulk vs wolverine to finally release and be just a big nothing? hell ultimatum ain't even the worst ultimate comic, that goes to ultimate powet the crossover with superme power that was fricking atrocious

    people are way too precious about the original ultimate line when it was largely shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too many people revere the original ultimate line when almost all of it was terrible
      Shit taste in comics confirmed.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he's right, a lot of the Ultimate Universe was garbage. USM is only seen as fondly as it is because it's baby's first Spider-Man comic

        • 4 months ago
          Comm anon

          USM also came out during a period where ASM was really really bad. So it was a refuge for a lot of disgurnteld fans back in the day. And it helps that teen spidey back then was novel. And that the first four arcs were fairly strong.

          • 4 months ago
            Comm anon

            I would say the original ultimate stuff is very intresting to see as a representation of the 00s culture in general, more than specifically modernizations of the characters. I feel people are too extreme with it in a pendulum sorta way

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >USM coming out when ASM is really really bad and trying to “permanently” split up Peter and MJ.

            History repeats…

            • 4 months ago
              Comm anon

              And in both cases the MJ thing was a big factor lol.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                With luck, history will also repeat with it leading to ASM ditching it’s “let’s have them split up for no reason” bullshit.

                Maybe not this year, whilst USM is a thing and Wells is stubbornly limping to the finish line, but hopefully in the not too distant future.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think that ship has done sailed man. They've had plenty of hints about it and never followed though. I don't see a permanent relationship happening anytime soon in the 616.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not while Lowe is editor, at least. But I hear he might be on his way out, just like Wells is.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lowe isn't making that call or nixing it, he's just the man that gets the blame. That call is being made higher than him.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt it. There's no one who gives a shit beyond CB Cebulski, becaue Marvel comics don't pull in that much money anymore. It's chump change, and it happens to be run by chumps. There's no shadowy corporate suit who gives a frick about Spider-Man canon. It's just a handful of sweaty, balding manchildren who managed to scheme and manipulate their way into a position where their headcanons reign supreme.

                It's Eltingville comics club shit, except these are the guys running the industry.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, because the guys in charge are still trying to make BND a thing long after it’s clear it’s a narrative dead end.

                Whether they like it or not, MJ is still THE love interest for Peter and vice versa. Nothing will change that, not even the Paul Saga.
                USM just hurts their case even more.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Brevoort is intensely salty about DC bringing back Superman and Lois Lane as a couple. He feels that they 'blinked.'

                Brevoort is completely fricking moronic and I'm glad he's moving on to ruining X-Men instead.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >implying X-Men hasn't been ruined just as long as Spider-Man has, if not longer

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Brevoort aint on Spidey and hasn't been in while

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know, but he's just one more of Marvel's BNDhomosexual zeitgeist.

              • 4 months ago
                Comm anon

                Probably, wells much like mackie is out very soon after the start of the new USM, which is a good excuse to get a new creative team.

                I think that ship has done sailed man. They've had plenty of hints about it and never followed though. I don't see a permanent relationship happening anytime soon in the 616.

                We just had that two years ago anon. And that lasted 3 years.

                No, you are tripping. I know GREATNESS when I see it: Busiek & Stern are true GOATS when it comes to making the Avengers amazing. Hickmann is a boring, pretentious, self-masturbatory hack, plain & simple. Only deals in stupid schemes & plans but cannot construct a proper house. Frick revisionism!

                Hickman's biggest issue imho is longstanding continuity and prior characterization, barring FF.

                So is Tony going to send a device to Murdock that will spray his eyes with radioactive waste?

                I assume that's why he gave his whole speech that matt rejected tony's offer.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                > We just had that two years ago anon. And that lasted 3 years.

                4 years if you include Beyond. Meaning MJ is STILL his biggest and longest lasting love interest even if you only count the post-OMD continuity. Absolutely no reason a writer without a stick up his ass can’t bring PeterMJ back.

              • 4 months ago
                Comm anon

                If you put it all togheter its 30 years..so yeah lol. And i mean its pretty clear most people barring the bnd guys like it. And wells is the last on retainer that can handle bi-monthly schedules

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I bet Superman threads don't have to deal with mentally ill schizophrenics who are hellbent on promoting Lana Lang as the canon love interest. But you never know.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Superman fans actually care about the hero and they are not obsessed about the LI

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Superman threads are just filled with gay jon shit or the one russian rape panel.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                you forgot the DBZ power level arguments

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                True

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                In Superman’s defense, he doesn’t have two Lana Lang simps in DC editorial (referring to Cebulski and Breevort here) who keep making it clear they’re still pissed off Clark (Peter) married Lois (MJ), instead of Lana (Gwen).

                He does still have SupermanWW shippers pissed off that Rebirth erased that relationship from existence by bringing back his marriage to Lois though (a VERY small percentage of fans, but they do exist).

              • 4 months ago
                Comm anon

                Actually OMD/BND started out as a Superman story..

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                True (and a weird bit of trivia that is), but DC learned their lesson in trying to frick that up whilst Marvel keep sticking their fingers in their ears, then being surprised no-one likes what they’re doing after people keep telling them what a bad idea it is.

                But even if Clark and Lois weren’t currently together, I can’t picture any high-ranking DC creatives sighing at just having to say Lois’s name or argue like a crybaby that he’s dated other women at conventions. For all DC’s problems, they seem less “run by manchildren” than Marvel and in particular ASM right now.

              • 4 months ago
                Comm anon

                Well didio also left, tho unlike quesada no one liked him that much.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably gonna be out of line saying this, but perhaps DC also seem a lot more willing to “course correct” than Marvel.

                Look at the Catwoman/Valmont thing; it is remarkably similar to the MJ/Paul deal in terms of an OC screwing up a canon relationship at the cost of the female’s characterisation. Valmont was definitely intended to last longer and have a bigger impact than he did too, but people hated him and they knew it.

                Knight Terrors was marketed in early solicits as Selina being traumatised by his death, and describing him as her present love, and Bruce as her past love, implying she doesn’t love Bruce anymore. When the actual issue dropped, it focuses entirely on Selina’s relationships with Maggie and Bruce, Valmont is not mentioned once, her romance with Bruce is given greater mention even in Gotham War and now it’s like he never existed.

                If the same guys were in charge of ASM, 31 would have been the end of Paul, rather than the start of the 2nd year for him.

              • 4 months ago
                Comm anon

                You're not wrong, but id also say that dc was less homogenous with these pushes.

                And to be fair, its not as if paul will stay past this run in any way, the thing they're doing is pretty obvious just drawn out.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Early days USM, UXM & The Ultimates offered a lot of interesting conceptual ideas & thought-provoking discussions that allowed you to think about the world that you were living in, whether you were a US reader or getting those comics in Europe (paranoia in a society surrounded by constant surveillance, the ethics in international politics, world governments participating in genetics & intentionally making biological monsters, the youth vs the old guard, how life for young heroes gets rough & wrecked with the likes of S.H.I.E.L.D around once you turn 18 & etc).

          You can question the execution of those old comics & shit all you want on the writers/artists behind those comics, but I will take something that makes me engaged as a reader as opposed to Hickman's personal transgender, cancel culture, post-COVID, Neo-rip-off nonsense/propaganda that was presented in #1.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dont know how you're reading all of that, but if it is then wouldnt both be representations of their time or is it different becuase its not your time?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You can question the execution of those old comics & shit all you want on the writers/artists behind those comics, but I will take something that makes me engaged as a reader as opposed to Hickman's personal transgender, cancel culture, post-COVID, Neo-rip-off nonsense/propaganda that was presented in #1.

            you were spittin some facts and then went and fricked that all up with whatever the frick this nonsense is

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Average hickman hater

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            homie if anything Hickman's book is even more cynical, with a transhuman technocratic illuminati putting on performative politics to keep the masses distracted and complacent.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Couldn't care less about his ideas. His execution is always off the beat & not on the one. This dude wrote one of the worst Avengers runs of all time. Not even Bendis (on early New Avengers) or Kavanagh were that careless because (despite their massive flaws) that shit was enjoyable & their concepts were kinda intriguing (i.e. Kang secretly manipulating Iron Man for several years - in theory could've been a cool story without any time travel/Teen Tony bs) even if the execution got to the levels of Hickman real quick.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >his dude wrote one of the worst Avengers runs of all time.
                you are fricking high off your rocker bro, we not talking about jason aaron here

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you are tripping. I know GREATNESS when I see it: Busiek & Stern are true GOATS when it comes to making the Avengers amazing. Hickmann is a boring, pretentious, self-masturbatory hack, plain & simple. Only deals in stupid schemes & plans but cannot construct a proper house. Frick revisionism!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just saying, there's really no Gen Z bullshit in this book. If anything a story where the heroes refuse to suck the wiener of the people in charge is 'dangerous and Trumpian' in this day and age, and there's an entire plot point where Jonah quits because he doesn't want the Bugle censored or unwilling to investigate a terrorist attack.

  104. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best spidey book I've read in a while! Definitely ordering it.

  105. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know we're only one issue in but so far I like it more than the original USM. Characters are on point and the art is great

  106. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine most of the people that thing the original Ultimate Marvel imprint was good are people who got into comics from that. People that were kids at the time and that have an attachment to it. Kinda like fans of Star Wars. The don't realize that the thing they think was so good was actually just bottom of the barrel basics of their genre. I mean people legit think the original Star Wars trilogy was good. It wasn't. It never was. None of the stuff that came after was either. Rose colored glasses blind everyone.

  107. 4 months ago
    Comm anon

    Also there's already neat fanart for it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Comm anon

        ive gotten a few comms on it already

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          cute!!

  108. 4 months ago
    Comm anon
  109. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think an unfulfilled Peter who finds out what he's been robbed of and chooses to take it back is a neat take on the origin. I like it a lot. We'll always have the others. I like stuff that's supposed to be different to ACTUALLY be different. And this is that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plus, it's interesting that he's the one who chose to bring Spider-Man into his life, rather than letting it be a random accident.

      However good or bad it goes, the decision is on him. He angsted about it quite a bit, and Ben was the one who told him to go for it. It's fitting.

      I'm glad I called Uncle Ben still being alive. I wasn't expecting him to be friends with Jonah though.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's very much its own thing and I'm very interested to see where it goes.
        It may shit itself, but so far I'm hooked

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the beauty of it anon.

          Even if it does, it can't be as much of a perfect storm of absolute garbage like Amazing, which amounts to decades of bad decisions deciding to collapse in upon itself. Hickman would have to deliberately try to offend and appall people.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I will say I now remember feeling hopeful after the first two issues of Beyond and that completely shat the bed, but then again that's still ASM which has a history of that.
            I guess the angriest I can get about this is squandered potential but I'm pretty hopeful

  110. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is Tony going to send a device to Murdock that will spray his eyes with radioactive waste?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We don't know if he's blind or not this time around. We do know he's a priest instead of a lawyer though.

      For all we know he could just be giving Murdock a law diploma.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It almost seems like he's already blind for some reason. He's wearing the glasses and it looks as though someone is helping him down from the podium after his speech.
      I wonder what blinded him but didn't give him his powers. Maybe he did get them but Stick never taught him how to properly use them?

  111. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Maker never bothers screwing up Iron Fist or Power Man's origins because 'eh, they're niche anyways'
    >We get a fully rebooted Ultimate Heroes for Hire with Danny Rand and Luke Cage, in an entirely new setting.
    I can dream. I hope they get a cameo at least.

  112. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any major characters still unaccounted for that could end up being on the new Ultimates team?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holding out for Iron Fist and Power Man from

      >The Maker never bothers screwing up Iron Fist or Power Man's origins because 'eh, they're niche anyways'
      >We get a fully rebooted Ultimate Heroes for Hire with Danny Rand and Luke Cage, in an entirely new setting.
      I can dream. I hope they get a cameo at least.

      I will die on this hill. They are good boys and I like them.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holding out for Iron Fist and Power Man from [...] I will die on this hill. They are good boys and I like them.

      More seriously both Hank Pym and Janet van Dyne were listed as 'inactive.' We know Sif is joining the team with Thor.

  113. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's why Cinemaphile will never ever have a proper renaissance in comics & animation because the standards of today's generation are beyond low & it is willing to accept, stand by & defend anything that's illogical, far-fetched & borderline inarticulate (when spitting expanded posts about bizarre time travel & multiversal expository bullshit - do you all, gentlemen, realize how absolutely dense & nonsensical it all sounds when you type it down?). Pure gibberish. No class, no honor, no style. Truly a hopeless decade for hopeless sheeple.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know. But I'm still taking something less bad, and perhaps, maybe even GOOD, pretty happily. Because we're wading in an absolute fricking sea of garbage right now.

    • 4 months ago
      Comm anon

      I thought it was good setup, but that's how decompressed stuff is now, iroincally its a trend that bendis started with the original USM.

  114. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am uninformed and don't know what I'm talking about
    >I have been rebutted and don't know how to respond
    >I will now make a vague statement claiming I am superior to all of you but also no one in particular
    >Please give me (you)s

  115. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever storytimes Ultimate Spider-Man, change the filenames so that the schizo can't spam the thread and confuse people.

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