Who will destroy a property quicker, these guys or LucasFilm? I think this will crash even sooner personally. Star Wars had decades of good will built up to ruin completely.
>can't humanity just be creative and intelligent as a collective or at the very least in mass demographics?
No
Now go and enjoy your electronics. While the world slowly degrades and the richest people prepare to hoard resources
that takes more work anon, movies aren't about working hard anymore, they're about creating hype before the movie comes out so you can steal stupid people's money and run
>boys make cool thing >girls show up and make it a musical because they were bored with the first movie
A Joker musical isn't the worst concept ever but women really do ruin everything
>film starts >fade from black to the inside of an insane asylum >cafeteria, everyone eating and being noisy >Joker sitting by himself >He sighs heavily >everyone else gets up and leaves, leaving him alone >lights dim >spotlight shines on him >"just a ciiiiiiity booooooooooy, born and raised in SOUTH GOTHAM" >he jumps up on the table >"I took the midnight train going annnnnnnnnywheeeeeeere" >he looks down and starts tapping his foot >Lady Gaga busts into the room in a nurse outfit, Joker doesn't look at her as she starts singing >"JUST A SMALL TOOWY-OWN GURLLLL, LIVIN IN A LONELY WUURLD. I TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHEEEEEEERE" >Joker jumps down from the table to join her as they duet >"STRANGERS, WAITIN. UP AND DOWN THE BOULEVARD!"
>camera pans up to detective Gordon standing looking over them from a platform above >"A singer in a smokey room!" >he takes a swig of scotch and makes out with a random nurse next to him >"The smell of WINE and cheap perfume!" >He does a twirl and then puts on his hat >"For a smile they can share the night," >He busts out into the hallway where Joker and Lady Gaga are waiting for him >"IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON!"
>Fade into Batman with binoculars watching thugs standing around a dead drop point >Thugs: STRANGERS WAITIN, UP AND DOWN THE BOULEVARD >A light shines behind batman, projecting his giant silhouette into the concrete. Thugs take note. >THEIR SHADOWS SEARCHING IN THE NIGHT
>Joker riding on Subway >Takes drag from cigarette >Music fades in slowly in the background >"Theres hoes in this house. Theres hoes in this house. There hoes in this house." >Subway train door opens. Joker steps off. >"Certified Freak. Seven days a week"
K
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>Joker and his goons causing mayhem on the street in downtown Gotham >Batman and the Gotham PD turn around the corner and start walking toward them >Joker starts whispering “let the bodies hit the floor” as the two sides get closer to each other
Are there really no original songs? I thought it was basically going to be to Sweeney Todd what Joker was to King of Comedy, and it sounded workable. Having the Joker just doing dance numbers to pop songs is a big let down. And a, dare I say it, humiliation ritual.
>Joker sitting on the subway smoking a cigarette >”I thought love was only true in fairy tales” >takes a long drag >”Meant for someone else but not for me…” >looks out the window >”Love was out to get me, that’s the way it seems.” >He Steps off the subway looking at the floor >”Disappointment haunted all my dreams..” >Looks up and camera focuses on Lady Gaga >”AND THEN I SAW HER FACE!” >starts shucking and jiving >”NOW I’M A BELIEVER.”
Serious question. After four widely acclaimed Batman Arkham games, with a solid formula, which were all money basically money printing machines... why put out this shit?
>Make a slightly redpilled movie >The media punishes you saying it will cause an incel mass shooting >Hollywood punishes you by turning it into a musical
>a third live-action Batman
This is only happening if Gunn's DCU tanks and Reeves finishes his trilogy (or the sequel also flops). So there's like a 50% chance of that happening
It's not a third live action batman, it's the third Joker film. The film is told entirely from Joker and Harley's perspective, and they have to figure out and piece together this black clad vigilante who is chasing them and trying to stop them.
Telling a Batman film from the perspective of Joker or Catwoman should have been a really obvious thing to do, but they haven't done it yet.
Well /tv, I got fired today. I didn't really care about the job except for the fact there was a chick who I think I clicked with. She was a client not a coworker. This weekend I will go to her store to ask her out.
>I Started a Joke >Stuck In The Middle With You >The Joker (Steve Miller Band) >The Joker And The Queen >Come Together/I Am the Walrus >[Some romantic song like Endless Love] >[2nd romantic song] >Maniac from Flashdance >Crazy (Gnarles Barkley) >I'm Still Standing >That's Life
People want to talk about conspiracies and social reasons for this, like there has to be some larger reason. But honestly, I just think the director was always sub-par and just lucked out with a great performance in an otherwise average film. Now, as so often happens, he thinks he's better than he is and is doing something 'different' at some misguided attempt at being original or fresh. But really he's alienating the original audience that gave him a billion dollars and refusing to listen to anyone telling him otherwise.
>Um… is that a FRICKING musical? >How could they do this to us /b/ros? >They’re ruining our incel hero!
Just admit you’re pretentious contrarian autistic homosexuals and musicals and singing gives you the ICK
>alienate normalgay audiences by making it a musical >alienate people that like musicals by giving it zero original songs
unironically, who is this movie for!?
>joker dances around a shirtless man gagged and tied to a chair >joker has a car battery and jumper cables >he zaps the leads together >WE'RE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO, E-LEC-TRIC AVENUE
>Batman '89
Top grossing movie of 1989, a billion adjusted, 1 Oscar. >The Dark Knight
Top grossing movie of 2008, over a billon, 8 Oscar noms, 2 wins >Suicide Squad
less than 7 minutes of Joker as a side character, 750 million and 1 Oscar >The Joker
A billion, 11 Oscar noms and 2 wins
No theatrical movie since the 80's with Joker in it has failed at the box office, the ones with the Joker as a main villain have all made 10x their budget or more, all of them have Oscars.
As your post also shows, no theatrical film with a live action Joker has failed to win an oscar.
ZSJL even won an oscar where Josstice League didn't to really rub the point in (despite having an extremely limited theatrical release that doesn't really count).
First movie is about an effeminate gay midget kissing homosexual with jungle fever dancing and twirling around and crying about his life but NOW it’s too gay for you?
Boseman dying abruptly shook the MCU, but Heath Ledger dying young fantastically screwed WB moving forward.
He'd have had more DC films that Christopher Reeve at this point.
What if each and every musical number is relentlessly, gleefully violent and gorey? And literally only Joker and Harley can hear the music and they appear completely batshit insane to everyone else?
More like I don’t expect anything better. You don’t realize that the musical numbers are meant to ironically pair with violence? Isn’t that kind of obvious?
>You don’t realize that the musical numbers are meant to ironically pair with violence?
Yes. But the part about only Harley and Joker hearing the songs sounds a bit difficult
It works better as jukebox than a musical number. That way the others don’t have to dance along. Although there’s still room for sing along or crazy henchmen
It would've been slightly cool if it was musical with original songs if they were going to go that route. Full jukebox musical seems like a huge misstep. Unless Chalamet appears in there nobody is going to show up for a superhero musical.
>cop sees and escaped joker >tries to arrest him >joker kills him >starts dancing
LOOK AT YOU, NOW LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT YOU, NOW LOOK AT ME
HOW YOU LIKE THAT?
Allegedly it’s supposed to be way more violent than the first one.
However I care more about them catering to my fetish of women with Brooklyn accents.
A musical? This is like something I'd come up with after eating edibles and spitballing ideas.
>Dude drugs lmao
>Dude... Did I mention... I do drugs???
Cringe
That was my point. The idea is so frickin dumb only someone high off their ass would think it's a good idea
DUDE
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Frick off, Seth Rogan.
>Very well known songs
Oh yeah I can't wait seeing Joker and Harley dancing down the stairs together to this.
It's going to flop
The audience that sent a billion dollars to the original will not sit down for a 3 hour musical
Who will destroy a property quicker, these guys or LucasFilm? I think this will crash even sooner personally. Star Wars had decades of good will built up to ruin completely.
>ukelele, hand claps and slow sigh-singing renditions of zoomer trash (they can't afford boomer trash)
cap this if you like
>lady Gaga : Immm a smoker !
>Phoenix : I’m a Jooooker
>together : WE ARE A MID NIGHT TOKER!!!!!!
I wanna applaud them for not just doing the same movie but this is going to stink.
Can't they just make a musical with new songs instead of popular songs?
They couldn't come up with anything original in the first movie either, why would they start now?
>can't humanity just be creative and intelligent as a collective or at the very least in mass demographics?
No
Now go and enjoy your electronics. While the world slowly degrades and the richest people prepare to hoard resources
>collective
Settle down Trotsky
that takes more work anon, movies aren't about working hard anymore, they're about creating hype before the movie comes out so you can steal stupid people's money and run
It's a sequel to a licensed property movie
Original things can't grow here
>boys make cool thing
>girls show up and make it a musical because they were bored with the first movie
A Joker musical isn't the worst concept ever but women really do ruin everything
The creative team is the exact same as J1.
Is this some gayass attempt at le viral marketing? We know this shit.
>The goy liked the first one too much. How can we ruin the sequel?
You know this was said by someone in a meeting before they started filming.
I can't wait for Joker to start shuffling and singing Party Rock Anthem.
humiliation ritual
This unironically. First movie touched a nerve societally and the hated it for it.
The first Joker is hyper leftist crap.
>film starts
>fade from black to the inside of an insane asylum
>cafeteria, everyone eating and being noisy
>Joker sitting by himself
>He sighs heavily
>everyone else gets up and leaves, leaving him alone
>lights dim
>spotlight shines on him
>"just a ciiiiiiity booooooooooy, born and raised in SOUTH GOTHAM"
>he jumps up on the table
>"I took the midnight train going annnnnnnnnywheeeeeeere"
>he looks down and starts tapping his foot
>Lady Gaga busts into the room in a nurse outfit, Joker doesn't look at her as she starts singing
>"JUST A SMALL TOOWY-OWN GURLLLL, LIVIN IN A LONELY WUURLD. I TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHEEEEEEERE"
>Joker jumps down from the table to join her as they duet
>"STRANGERS, WAITIN. UP AND DOWN THE BOULEVARD!"
>camera pans up to detective Gordon standing looking over them from a platform above
>"A singer in a smokey room!"
>he takes a swig of scotch and makes out with a random nurse next to him
>"The smell of WINE and cheap perfume!"
>He does a twirl and then puts on his hat
>"For a smile they can share the night,"
>He busts out into the hallway where Joker and Lady Gaga are waiting for him
>"IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON!"
>Fade into Batman with binoculars watching thugs standing around a dead drop point
>Thugs: STRANGERS WAITIN, UP AND DOWN THE BOULEVARD
>A light shines behind batman, projecting his giant silhouette into the concrete. Thugs take note.
>THEIR SHADOWS SEARCHING IN THE NIGHT
Bruce Wayne is like 8 in this continuity.
The Joker is where WB finally learned that Batman is secondary to Le Joker.
I was excited until I heard this. Why the frick would they do that?
Is it time to admit we all got tricked and the first Joker was just woke liberal trash?
April 1.
I want the Joker and this 10/10 Hollywood babe to sing “Let’s Do The Time Warp Again” while dressed like a troony Tim Curry and Meatloaf.
breasts that small have no business sagging. What a hag
Order up! Eggs sunny side up and a side of wall
would
She walled extremely hard wtf
Learned nothing from Suicide Squad.
Musicals are kino and i am tired to pretend they're not
They were, a long time ago. Hollywood can't make an action movie at this point.
yeah, but jukebox musicals very rarely work outside of musician biopics
Damn I remember back when the first movie got hundreds of mouse shills fired, peak Cinemaphile IMO
>Joker busts out a guitar
>DUUUUUUUUUUUUN
>”I AM JOKER MAAAAAAAN” DUUUUUUUUUUUN
>entire film is gonna be dream sequences of le unreliable narrator Joker
sigh
>unreliable narrator Joker
you mean Harley
>Joker riding on Subway
>Takes drag from cigarette
>Music fades in slowly in the background
>"Theres hoes in this house. Theres hoes in this house. There hoes in this house."
>Subway train door opens. Joker steps off.
>"Certified Freak. Seven days a week"
K
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>Jack Black shows up randomly with Kyle Gass
>"Play the best song in Gotham, or we'll burn your city"
DANCE OFF BATMAN, YOU AND ME
>Joker and his goons start snapping their fingers menacingly at Batman
>Joker and his goons causing mayhem on the street in downtown Gotham
>Batman and the Gotham PD turn around the corner and start walking toward them
>Joker starts whispering “let the bodies hit the floor” as the two sides get closer to each other
Are there really no original songs? I thought it was basically going to be to Sweeney Todd what Joker was to King of Comedy, and it sounded workable. Having the Joker just doing dance numbers to pop songs is a big let down. And a, dare I say it, humiliation ritual.
Somehow, musicals have returned
The Joker and Harley dancing down a wintery Gotham street to "Let it go" from Frozen is gonna be fricking lit.
Zero chance this tops Pitch Perfect.
Anna was so talented, why did her career die
>why did her career die
She was only in it for the coke and cheese. A real tragic story.
The leaked trailer got me fricking pumped.
>J-J-JOKER FACE
>IM A JOKER HEY AND I LOST MY LEG
>JOKERS BACK ALRIGHT OH MY GOD WERE BACK AGAIN
>Joker sitting on the subway smoking a cigarette
>”I thought love was only true in fairy tales”
>takes a long drag
>”Meant for someone else but not for me…”
>looks out the window
>”Love was out to get me, that’s the way it seems.”
>He Steps off the subway looking at the floor
>”Disappointment haunted all my dreams..”
>Looks up and camera focuses on Lady Gaga
>”AND THEN I SAW HER FACE!”
>starts shucking and jiving
>”NOW I’M A BELIEVER.”
Beautiful.
>Everyone in Gotham starts singing along
>Gordon belts in “I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE”
It's a humiliation ritual for character Joker.
no, this was
He looks like a K-pop idol...
Yeah. The game looks awful
i knew this game was awful.. but apparently i had no idea how awful
Serious question. After four widely acclaimed Batman Arkham games, with a solid formula, which were all money basically money printing machines... why put out this shit?
Of all the directions they could have gone how did they end up going with Glee?
Cringe. I thought musical were supposed to have original songs. What was the point of hiring that Gaga prostitute?
>Make a slightly redpilled movie
>The media punishes you saying it will cause an incel mass shooting
>Hollywood punishes you by turning it into a musical
>redpilled
it was more blackpilled than anything
They want to destroy the name of the original because it turned out to be an incel cult classic
The Joker movie is an interracial mentally ill leftist anti-white power fantasy you goon
So? Incels are mostly non-white
just stfu
I don't think I will
D:
Joaquin Phoenix fricked Kidman in to die for, he was never meant to be an incel in joker
played the part just fine anyway
It should be obvious as hell the movie is going to be 100% filler and setting up the final film which is where things will actually heat up.
>nothing happens
>Harley and Joker escape at the end
>third film will be a flash forward of Joker x Batman
>a third live-action Batman
This is only happening if Gunn's DCU tanks and Reeves finishes his trilogy (or the sequel also flops). So there's like a 50% chance of that happening
It's not a third live action batman, it's the third Joker film. The film is told entirely from Joker and Harley's perspective, and they have to figure out and piece together this black clad vigilante who is chasing them and trying to stop them.
Telling a Batman film from the perspective of Joker or Catwoman should have been a really obvious thing to do, but they haven't done it yet.
Well /tv, I got fired today. I didn't really care about the job except for the fact there was a chick who I think I clicked with. She was a client not a coworker. This weekend I will go to her store to ask her out.
>I Started a Joke
>Stuck In The Middle With You
>The Joker (Steve Miller Band)
>The Joker And The Queen
>Come Together/I Am the Walrus
>[Some romantic song like Endless Love]
>[2nd romantic song]
>Maniac from Flashdance
>Crazy (Gnarles Barkley)
>I'm Still Standing
>That's Life
People want to talk about conspiracies and social reasons for this, like there has to be some larger reason. But honestly, I just think the director was always sub-par and just lucked out with a great performance in an otherwise average film. Now, as so often happens, he thinks he's better than he is and is doing something 'different' at some misguided attempt at being original or fresh. But really he's alienating the original audience that gave him a billion dollars and refusing to listen to anyone telling him otherwise.
Hoping for Party Rock Anthem to make an appearance
>make a musical
>don't even bother writing original songs
What's the fricking point then? I'm so pissed at this obvious cashgrab tbh
>What's the fricking point then?
So we can go with our wives and girlfriends and sing along. We'll be dancing in the theatre aisles!
>Um… is that a FRICKING musical?
>How could they do this to us /b/ros?
>They’re ruining our incel hero!
Just admit you’re pretentious contrarian autistic homosexuals and musicals and singing gives you the ICK
Women don't belong on the internet anymore than homosexuals to. Get lost.
This is literally a movie about BATMAN'S ARCH-NEMESIS. You stupid c**t.
the problem isn't that it's a musical, it's that it's a musical without original songs
this is gonna be shit, i can feel it
reddit is gonna love it
>alienate normalgay audiences by making it a musical
>alienate people that like musicals by giving it zero original songs
unironically, who is this movie for!?
This is going to filter so many brown homosexual incels, but it will be kino.
chances of this song being covered?
>Joker movie
>has nothing to do with Batman.
Who the frick cares?
It's hard to do a Joker sequel because there was never a Taxi Driver 2 to rip off and remake with a Batman villain
>Joker kisses Harley
>starts singing "I Kissed a Girl"
>joker dances around a shirtless man gagged and tied to a chair
>joker has a car battery and jumper cables
>he zaps the leads together
>WE'RE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO, E-LEC-TRIC AVENUE
>Batman '89
Top grossing movie of 1989, a billion adjusted, 1 Oscar.
>The Dark Knight
Top grossing movie of 2008, over a billon, 8 Oscar noms, 2 wins
>Suicide Squad
less than 7 minutes of Joker as a side character, 750 million and 1 Oscar
>The Joker
A billion, 11 Oscar noms and 2 wins
No theatrical movie since the 80's with Joker in it has failed at the box office, the ones with the Joker as a main villain have all made 10x their budget or more, all of them have Oscars.
Don't bet against the endless appetite for Joker.
As your post also shows, no theatrical film with a live action Joker has failed to win an oscar.
ZSJL even won an oscar where Josstice League didn't to really rub the point in (despite having an extremely limited theatrical release that doesn't really count).
ZSJL was not a theatrically released film.
First movie is about an effeminate gay midget kissing homosexual with jungle fever dancing and twirling around and crying about his life but NOW it’s too gay for you?
i hate lady gaga so much bros
>Terrible writing
>shit performances
>utterly forgettable villains
>lame special effects
BUT
>uses Joker in all the advertisement
Major success.
Boseman dying abruptly shook the MCU, but Heath Ledger dying young fantastically screwed WB moving forward.
He'd have had more DC films that Christopher Reeve at this point.
>PARTY JOKER'S IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>EVERYBODY'S GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>AND WE'LL MAKE BATMAN LOSE HIS MIND
>It's a musical!
Ok, interesting idea.
>...with Top 40 slop!!!
fricking seriously?
It’s all songs from the 70s or before. That’s Entertainment, Couple Of Swells, Cheek To Cheek etc. chill
one of the songs they are covering got leaked
MY PUSSY PINK, MY BOOTY HOLE BROOOOOOOOWWWNNNNNNNNN
Calling it now: Lady Gaga sings a cover of WAP and bossgirls all over Joker
What if each and every musical number is relentlessly, gleefully violent and gorey? And literally only Joker and Harley can hear the music and they appear completely batshit insane to everyone else?
Do you trust these bums to pull off something that interesting and creative?
More like I don’t expect anything better. You don’t realize that the musical numbers are meant to ironically pair with violence? Isn’t that kind of obvious?
>You don’t realize that the musical numbers are meant to ironically pair with violence?
Yes. But the part about only Harley and Joker hearing the songs sounds a bit difficult
It works better as jukebox than a musical number. That way the others don’t have to dance along. Although there’s still room for sing along or crazy henchmen
It would've been slightly cool if it was musical with original songs if they were going to go that route. Full jukebox musical seems like a huge misstep. Unless Chalamet appears in there nobody is going to show up for a superhero musical.
>cop sees and escaped joker
>tries to arrest him
>joker kills him
>starts dancing
LOOK AT YOU, NOW LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT YOU, NOW LOOK AT ME
HOW YOU LIKE THAT?
Allegedly it’s supposed to be way more violent than the first one.
However I care more about them catering to my fetish of women with Brooklyn accents.
>remembering that time I brought a date with me to the 1st movie
I got no pussy but honestly it didn’t matter
And you're going to do their marketing for them, for free all over again like the trained monkey you are.