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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just a splash of olive oil b

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boil pasta until it's done. Rinse with cold water to stop it from further cooking. Let it sit for like 5 minutes.
    Make sure the sauce is hot as you mix it with the pasta.

    Olive oil is a flavor that takes over and ruins the overall dish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't rinse pasta, that's BEYOND stupid and as moronic as the american tradition of knowing it's done by throwing it at the wall.

      dw though, I'll spoonfeed you:
      Add salt to water, preferably coarse salt. You add it until it tastes like the sea.
      Once it's boiling add the pasta, using the package's time as a general guide.
      Some 2-3 minutes before the package's time is up, taste the pasta. Just fish one out and bite it. You'll know when it's done or when it isn't as no one ever not recognizes uncooked pasta once they bite into it.
      Strain the pasta, do not wash it, you'll lose starch and possibly introduce things from your disgusting tap water into it which will ruin the flavor.
      Serve it with sauce on top.
      Italians usually add a bit of sauce the bottom of the plate and then the pasta and then more sauce. When served family style, the sauce is only meant to DRESS the pasta, like salad. You add sauce and toss and stir it in a serving platter, adding meatballs or whatever else on top after.
      Also add plenty of freshly grated cheese to red sauce.
      That's it.

      Love, co/ck/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the best pasta is stirred in the pan and kept on the stove a bit longer so the sauce gets uniform and slightly absorbed by the noodles
        it heavily depends on the sauce of course

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kinda but also not quite. Dry pasta won't absorb the sauce at all. It's already saturated with the water from boiling and fresh pasta will only do so if thick cut, the main example being Pasta e gayioli (pasta fazoo for pizza americans) and Pasta In Brodo (pasta in broth), both of which require the pasta to sit there a longer time than usual. Dressing the pasta in the pan is a restaurant approach to it but it only work for 1-2 servings. If you're doing a simple white sauce or red sauce of any kind, pan dressing at home serves no purpose. Pan dressing is mainly used for sauce which are made in the pan, and being all quick sauces, benefit from the extra starch. The big stand outs are of course, Cacio e pepe and Carbonara sauces.
          Again, if you're doing the traditional tomato and meat sauces, you dress it in the serving dish.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the american tradition of knowing it's done by throwing it at the wall.
        wait, do americans really?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > Add salt to water, preferably coarse salt.
        Stopped reading here. Why the frick would that matter if your dissolving it in water you spastic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cringe dude.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Rinse with cold water

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where was this consensus reached? Was it reddit? If that’s the case I’m disregarding this information

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      probably Italy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oil in pasta water is a superstition from italy dumb ass, gordon was just parroting it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is that why an Italian friend laughed then spazzed the frick out when I mentioned adding olive oil to the pan?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he laughed and spazzed out because italians love to do that with foreigners in regards to food
            they are also incredibly ignorant of food outside their local experience/family, so if you showed italians other italians cooking without any way to guess the nationality they would do the same given minute differences in prepping/ingredients etc
            Putting oil in pasta water is very common in italy especially in the older generations
            Young people can't even cook anyways

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I made some spaghetti earlier today and had a small plate full but didn't care for it much, and was pretty disappointed. Then I mixed the rest of the pasta with the rest of the sauce and fridged it, until just a bit ago when I reheated it. Same frickin pasta, but for some reason after sitting for a few hours it went from a 6/10 to a 9/10 and I inhaled the whole 2lbs of it. What is the science behind that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You essentially marinated the pasta in the sauce, so the noodles took on a better flavor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One thing I do sometimes is cook the pasta up until the point it's below al dente and then throw it into the pasta, then put it on low for a couple more minutes.
      Also use knorr stock pots in your water if the pasta's too bland

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *throw it into the sauce, I meant

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You rinse the past if you want to keep it non-overcooked and non sticky in the fridge for later use, or pasta salad making.

    if fresh it removes the strarch that isnt harmful and mixes with sauce so theres no point

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So how DO you prevent the pasta from sticking together?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      add 1/4 cup of salt to the boiling water. it'll make it so it doesn't stick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stir it, lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but after it's done I mean, in the serving pot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if ur pasta is sticking together then it's overcooked to hell anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah dry spaghetti will stick together after cooking if it's not mixed with a sauce or something.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              any pasta will if given enough time without any sauce, what are you asking, why would you have pasta get cold without any sauce added to it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If it's not mixed with the sauce in the pot, like if you're serving it in the style where the diners mix the sauce and the pasta on their plates instead of in the pot. Some people prefer that cause then they can better control the ration of sauce to pasta.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                idk then i never did that or saw anyone do that

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              why the frick is your finished pasta sitting around for that long?
              weren't you planning on eating it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Some people are very slow eaters. I'm not talking hours, but from when everyone sits down to when everyone's finished eating can be a little while.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah no. If my wife or kids aren't at the table when I'm serving up I will just dump their dish out for the pigs or eat it myself. Might seem harsh but in my household pasta is not going to be sitting around long enough to stick together.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wife & kids on my Cinemaphile?????

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shitalian grandmothers on suicide watch.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what type of glue pasta are you fricks eating? I regularly cook pasta and spaghetti, I've never had an issue with it sticking together, i don't use anything other than water to cook it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it happens when you leave it in the colander too long

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        don't leave it in the colander then moron

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you add a little oil it prevents the pasta from sticking together
    If you add too much it prevents the sauce from sticking to the pasta
    This is really easy to test yourself, I don't get this meme

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    chef here
    we just boil pasta in salty starchy water until it's almost done then finish in a pan with the sauce

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    big olive oil told him to say it so they can sell more when people are just pouring down the drain.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cook pasta once a week and it has literally never stuck together, especially spaghetti. Spaghetti doesn't stick, what the frick is he adding olive oil for?

    I guess if you drain it, put it back in the pan on its own and then leave it for hours it sticks but why would you ever do that?

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