this is actually a very bad Ornella for a change.
If the Jonahposter goes for a pityposting reply Ornella cannot be an upfront bully, she has to come up with something more ironic
You guys overthink everything. >I didn't come here to be insulted.
Then get up and walk away. Now she looks like an butthole for randomly attacking you and probably loses her job.
One of the funniest things of jonahposting is the realization that the IRL response was one of the least bad possible routes
I have literally thought of every single combination of words in the English language. Ornella will always have a witty, harmful comeback. It’s literally over for him. There is no coming back from this.
You guys overthink everything. >I didn't come here to be insulted.
Then get up and walk away. Now she looks like an butthole for randomly attacking you and probably loses her job.
>BREAKING: Jonah Hill walks OUT of interview - leaving French host and audience baffled >the Superbad-gone-Hangover star might not have the sense of humour his films tell
Honestly his real response "Didn't know I was going to be ridiculed by a local weather girl" is a pretty good comeback all things considered.
"youre far too old for Leo" is another great one but does kind of throw Leo under the bus
“What makes you think they’d go out with YOU?” Is the superior response. Every Ornella poster response to this sounds too forced. Jonahbros, we’ve won.
Actually quite based if said in a sardonic and sarcastic tone to get across that he's a movie star and she's nothing. But I'd call her a prostitute at the end
it was kind of weird for her to have him on her show and immediately make him the butt of a joke in a way that seems pretty personal. why did she do it?
>Ornella I will cut off your arms and legs and sew your c**t eyes shut and use you as a frick pillow until you die if you ever utter a word in my presence again
your weight? it doesn't seem like it.
MORE TIME!
>You're mean.
It's the only rational response.
>can't take a joke like how you can't bring a girl home?
this is actually a very bad Ornella for a change.
If the Jonahposter goes for a pityposting reply Ornella cannot be an upfront bully, she has to come up with something more ironic
One of the funniest things of jonahposting is the realization that the IRL response was one of the least bad possible routes
I have literally thought of every single combination of words in the English language. Ornella will always have a witty, harmful comeback. It’s literally over for him. There is no coming back from this.
you are here forever anondo
man I dont even remember what she said anymore
You guys overthink everything.
>I didn't come here to be insulted.
Then get up and walk away. Now she looks like an butthole for randomly attacking you and probably loses her job.
>BREAKING: Jonah Hill walks OUT of interview - leaving French host and audience baffled
>the Superbad-gone-Hangover star might not have the sense of humour his films tell
>We know, you came for the catering
>Indeed, seems you came here for insulin
I still think "You're far too old for Leo" works
Its too perfect, that's the kind jonah probably thought of in the shower later while this mindracked him
“What makes you think they’d go out with YOU?” Is the superior response. Every Ornella poster response to this sounds too forced. Jonahbros, we’ve won.
Okay. Go to website.
jonahbrothers we're finally going home thanks to AI...
Damn, AI is reddit.
we need more compute
Actually quite based if said in a sardonic and sarcastic tone to get across that he's a movie star and she's nothing. But I'd call her a prostitute at the end
soulless
What if he just responded with a flurry of punches or even tackled her? If he can't make the people laugh then he can make the people fear him.
I think the only route to go is stare right at her and say "what?" in a serious tone. Frick all the wittiness, it's reddit.
>*jonah stands up, pulls down his pants to show that he had a gender reassignment surgery
>*everyone claps
Can someone post the cgi kiss please?
Honestly his real response "Didn't know I was going to be ridiculed by a local weather girl" is a pretty good comeback all things considered.
"youre far too old for Leo" is another great one but does kind of throw Leo under the bus
it was kind of weird for her to have him on her show and immediately make him the butt of a joke in a way that seems pretty personal. why did she do it?
The French had chance to ridicule a fat American is what. Jonah had no chance he was walking into a deathtrap. He doesn't even speak French bro
He's a comedian, she was making a joke
he's not a comedian
Yeah he is definitely not funny
Accuse her of antisemitism.
>Oh thank God, I'd feel bad for them.
>Ornella I will cut off your arms and legs and sew your c**t eyes shut and use you as a frick pillow until you die if you ever utter a word in my presence again
>without sounding mad
>well you know you do have three holes
"I don't know about that, Leo likes young women"
>funny you think you've got a choice in having sex with me
"'Just ... dont" he hisses'."
>so that’s going on your onlyfans right?
>keep going, thats hot