Ummm why will no critic review this

Ummm why will no critic review this

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All of the critics saw it and killed themselves before they could post a rating.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      candleack got to them fir

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >le epic candlejack meme

        Wow you reddit loving homosexual. You remembered a meme from 2007. Congrats. Everyone knows that shit was fa

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how you spell Candlejack to whopping great nump

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh look its le epic oldgay meme go back to reddi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Disregard those homosexuals bro I laug

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    armond white would if he included a gay sex scene

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a daily wire streaming movie and only chuds subscribe to that garbage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      found the troony

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does it take to be recognized as a critic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have to be israeli

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's four reviews and they're all positive

    https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/what_is_a_woman

    100% rating

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If all the ratings are positive = 100%

        Just because RT didn't update the rating doesn't mean this isn't true. Documentary of the year!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They dont release ratings until the review number threshold is met for a reason.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Guess it will never be met huh

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you movie has been out for a month and your only review is from a guy that works for the daily wire, you shouldn't be surprised they aren't posting a rating.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why is there only one reviewer

                >500+ ratings
                >2%

                Holy shit, this got fricking hosed. Is this real?

                Yes look for yourself

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because literally no one cares about it outside of the right wing media bubble.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Look at audience reviews you disingenuous cuck

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for proving my point?
                The reviews are all from people that live within and solely consume right wing media.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Or ~~*critics*~~ don't represent the sentiment of the general public at large you commie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The general public at large isnt going to fricking political documentaries. Only the people that want to continuously reinforce their world view are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes everyone is content with there situation in life right now and don't want any answers as to why it's going so swell

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I would agree with you, except, as a viewer of rightwing media, I can authoritatively say most rightwing media plays leftwing media unedited in their videos to better illustrate why leftwing media is corporate establishment trash. Most of us don't watch Fricker Carlson, or don't just watch him, because we know Fox News is just more corporate trash with a right wing tint to it.

                We've seen what you eat and we know it's shit. Now, can you tell me what a woman is?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tucker Carlson is literally the most popular show on the most popular conservative news site.
                Just because you don't watch him doesn't mean a ton of boomers arent.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It also doesn't mean he is ALL they watch. My father is the boomerest boomer to ever boom and he watches CNN alongside Tucker. He complains about both.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Two religious websites and two conservative websites

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Two religious websites
        Are you an anti-semite? Islamaphobe? Christophobe? What's your problem with religios websites, you bigot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol 4 chuds

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The truth is... LE BAD

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This did well though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >500+ ratings
      >2%

      Holy shit, this got fricking hosed. Is this real?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was review bombed...
        Is this your first day on the internet?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Or maybe the general public is sick of blatant proganda from ~~*them*~~

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can look at the reviews yourself.
            Its all just political virtue signalling by a bunch of angry conservatives. None of them even attempted to watch the movie.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's the thing, you don't even have to watch it to know.
              >how_do_you_know_it_isnt_shit_it's_not_out_yet.jpg

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Its all just political virtue signalling by a bunch of angry progressives. None of them even attempted to watch the movie.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                wow you just learned how life works, congrats

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >thinking the general public are conservatives let alone anti semites

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Aren't people in general at least a bit wary of israelites? Having been kicked out of every country, their history of betrayal and espionage against America, their overrepresentation in finance, media and government, their treatment of Palestinians... It's hard to believe that most people are not antisemitic to some degree.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you spend too much time on Cinemaphile if you think sentiment here reflects that of the average American

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Unless we're talking about troons.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty huge majority of right wing Americans support Zionism.
                Even Trump was a big supporter of Israel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not incompatible. One can support zionism because an unreliable ally is still miles better than an enemy, but that doesn't mean he must like the israelites.

                you spend too much time on Cinemaphile if you think sentiment here reflects that of the average American

                I'm not talking about any kind of overt hostility, I'm talking about a general sense of wariness. Americans believe in Jesus, right? Well, why do israelites hate Jesus? There must be something wrong with them. Why is every other banker or actor israeli? That sort of thing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry to tell you. Most Americans dont share your antisemitic views, no matter how justified you believe it is.
                Spend a little less time on Cinemaphile and a little more time talking face to face with people.
                You'll find most people dont really think twice about israelites.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >but that doesn't mean he must like the israelites
                true, but Trump loves the israelites

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >but that doesn't mean he must like the israelites
                true, but Trump loves the israelites

                His favorite child even married a israelite.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >thinking the general public aren't anti-semites
              lol
              lmao even

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not everyone lives where you do Achmed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a contractor in a really white part of the country, I deal with blue collar kind of people all the time. Nobody is going around shouting /misc/ memes, but nearly every person I know if you get enough drinks in them and the conversation turns to israelites, you're gonna hear a lot of "anti-semitism".
                The whole Israel worship thing is entirely manufactured by boomers in the GOP, for the benefit of AIPAC. The average American could not care less about Israel.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you must live in a very red state

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I do, I'm just saying though that most people at least in my experience don't tend to think very highly of israelites or judaism. They're the butt of jokes, at best.
                At worst, they're blamed for a lot of problems in the world.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                israelite is literally a colloquialism for greedy cheating frick in just about every european language and probably most others in the periphery

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My genuine friend, if this is the case, why can't the opposition review bomb it the other way?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            because unlike the right we have standards and play by the rules

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

              This is the best left wing meme ever.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lefties don't break the rules, they rig the game.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Like removing the dislike feature

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because they have a life

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nice try but it has a low rating on letterboxd too, which has a super leftist community

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Youre right
            All genuine reviews from real leftists
            No review bombing with memes at all there.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i never claimed it had zero meme reviews, moron. if leftists really loved it, it would have a high rating on letterboxd. if you don't understand how that works then you are fricking dense.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Actual leftist dont really give a shit about a disney plus puff piece on the guy that bungled the AIDS crisis.
                But it did still get a 2.5 out of 5 there even with all the meme 1/2 stars.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                leftist energy is spent on ratio-ing randoms on twitter, not fighting review bombs on relatively unknown documentaries on movie rating sites

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >review bombed
          aka being reviewed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No. Dr. Anthony Fauci is the most popular doctor ever and his biopic has over 81 million positive reviews.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hate that lying homosexual

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    critics are all israelites, pedos, gays, transgays, homogays, and commies but I repeat myself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ummm April fools?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they say shit like this
      >but white replacement is totally from the right wing and totally just a batshit conspiracy theory

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn’t Israel actually have a MASSIVE problem with illegal immigration though? It’s becoming less israeli every day

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A few did. The ones who rely entirely on industry goodwill to make a living never will, though, because they'd never be invited to a screening or be given preferential treatment ever again. Nor will the ideologues and political football fans because they'd be excommunicated from the lefty church and all their 'friends' and family would call them ists and phobes.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only anon left on Cinemaphile who doesn't give a shit about trannies, either for or against? What's going on?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies aren't giving you a choice in the matter. If you don't enthusiastically celebrate their choice, you are an evil Nazi.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, I can live just fine without giving a shit and no can make me. I'm sorry you got psyopped.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The left will call me a nazi no matter what I do. Even if I provide them with the actual definition of a nazi and evidence proving I am not one. So why should I keep giving a frick about being called a nazi?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Whats your thoughts about ~~*them*~~?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Couldn't possibly care less about them, we even share some values even though I think their religion is asinine. The real problem is Klaus Schwab, a fricking German, trying to conquer the world again. Him and anyone who doesn't believe in the ideas of freedom and intrinsic human rights.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no there are plenty of morons here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What's going on?
      People who share your position ignore the threads.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're right to do so. This is still the most fun place on the internet. Why waste your time seething? Enjoy this site because we will miss it when it's gone, frens.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But I have a lot of fun causing trannies to have a psychotic breakdown by just calling them a troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have kids you will change your mind, oh wait that means leaving your basement

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im trans and good for you. its crazy how so many people are obsessed with us like who tf cares? you can probably go your entire life without meeting one of us

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The people who make the media you mean? Because I turned the TV today and every channel had the stupid gay flag on their logo. They make it really hard to not think about it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the rainbow flag keeps making me think about sucking wieners

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It makes me think about intestinal parasites, AIDS, pederasty, breast mutilation and castration, and about how all the children are being indoctrinated to accept that as a normal thing. It fills me with sadness and disgust.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I was absolutely dumbfounded when California made it legal to knowingly spread HIV to unwitting partners. The fact that there were no riots after that and no one got assassinated makes no goddamn sense to me and has depleted almost all of the faith in humanity I had left.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They reduced the minimum sentencing, its still illegal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >ONLY if the intent is to infect someone AND they succeed
                >ie if you do it unintentionally or you don't succeed it doesn't matter
                >misdemeanor
                >up to 6 months in jail
                >and/or fine of up to $1.000
                literally should be life in prison and/or castration

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why you straight up lying when the law is can be found and read by anyone?

                "The bill would also make it a misdemeanor to attempt to intentionally transmit an infectious and communicable disease"

                There is no section that allows you to intentionally spread as long as you dont succeed.
                https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billNavClient.xhtml?bill_id=201720180SB239

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >a misdemeanor to attempt to intentionally transmit an infectious and communicable disease

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                its easily treatable nowadays

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's a misdemeanor in my country. Not a concern unless you're a degenerate.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your country sounds like a shithole. Can you get arrested there for a Tweet, by chance?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and funnily enough the first person to be arrested over tweets was a far left troony.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't like the far left or trannies, but free speech is free speech. Your country is, indeed, a shithole.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >be me
                >be degenerate
                >be drinking inna GGP with friends
                >park patrol appears
                >we all GTFO
                Turns out they were trying to break up the rampant homosex going on, one guy even had gloves on, I assume either for emergency condom deployment or to physically remove foreign objects. God only knows.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The real enemy are those media people, not the trannies or the blacks. You know I'm right.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The real enemy are those media people, not the trannies or the blacks
            They're an accessory and amplify the problem, but it's not like the media is pushing pro-LGBTQ, pro-black agendas and the gays and blacks are asking them to stop

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn’t really matter at this point, homies, trans people, women are psyched to play their part as tools, vent pure hate and sow division, openly antagonize our mental health and sell their souls to climb. Always was so clearly on the left side ever since I started having opinions and now never again, will never support any real or fake left side ever again, never forget how fricking soulless these people moved last decade. They’re gonna hemorrhage this decade and they truly deserve it, such hateful poison.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How big is your penis?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You should care. Big pharma is manipulating mentally unwell people into permanently mutilating themselves for profit, and theyre using your tax dollars as well.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No reputable media is going to touch that with a 41 feet pole unless you meme it to the max. And that's a good thing, if they ever say something it'll be a limited to a screech about hate speech to scare the normal people away from it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a woman is someone who identifies as a woman
    WHAT IS THAT

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're not "critics", they're shills.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I watch it free?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thread up for it on the torrents board

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't want to have to download it, but whatever

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mainstream media critics are too scared to even watch it, let alone review.
    They know that if they watch it, they can't maintain the gender brainwashing they've inculcated themselves with for the past 6-7 years.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What's a woman?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a download link?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"made by chuds for chuds" chud documentary
    >Only available behind a paywall on a chud website
    As if anybody who isn't a incel chud butthole is ever going to see this thing, never mind give it publicity.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The leftist responses to "what is a woman?" in the film, summed up:

    1. No response/Withdrawl

    2. A woman is whatever a woman thinks it is (circular).
    - This is also really no definition because a word that can mean anything doesn't mean anything.

    - When really pressed, often;
    3. It is often conflated with the female sex and femininity

    So 3. reveals that being a woman actually is very much related to being female, which is exactly why mtf trannies dress up like women and get surgery to look more like women. This seems to contract 2. which states that a woman can be anything.

    So the reason why so many leftists, degenerates etc are so uncomfortable in answering this question is that it inevitably leads to the truth that a woman is an adult human female.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And once they start admitting true things are true, it opens a can of worms that would dismantle a lot of progressive dogma

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >muh truth
        Straight out of the chud playbook. If your "truth" had any value then it wouldn't be viewed as backwards cousin fricker shit by everyone other than the dregs of society.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the dregs of society
          Which apparently includes almost the entire rest of the world

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I find it adorable that chud is still tried to be used like it's some kind of hetero equivalent to yelling Black personBlack personBlack person. It's never not funny.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are no real women reviewers. Just guys in drag. I guess that theory is proven.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know Js redpilled on Zs who think they're insane. If you don't actively dislike them, you're either a JIDF employee or a literal moron. Fascist country literally ethnically cleansing Palestinians right now and stealing their land. It's the worse part of American history on steroids.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now do one for 10 year olds

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it’s really strange.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Noooo you can't criticize the transgender movement it's heckin evil!
    >*Is ostensibly supported by a borderline genocidal, oligarchic police state that's killed hundreds of thousands of people in the name of maintaining it's economic hegemony*
    Western liberals deserve the fricking rope. Afghanistan kicking the US out of it's borders was the best thing to happen you the world in the last 25 years. Frick you and homosexual fetish

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best way to fight the truth is through ignorance

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