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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stfu dwarf

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never imagined growing up that I would hate a midget with this intensity.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saw a clip of a UK quiz show called Tenable that he presents.
    The answer to a question was Willow
    Warwick brought up he was in the film
    The contestant had no idea he was
    Warwick had to tell the contestant he has been in many films
    The contestant had no idea who he was
    Was sad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What happened after you managed to type that first period, anon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Precedent set why waste time with further flowering? Not writing to the Queen no one here punctuates properly shut the frick up nerd

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, lurk more and at least lern bout meme arrows before posting again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Menopause so no more periods
        I couldn't find the clip but did find a note on TV tropes that says
        >Actor Allusion: Happens a lot, since questions about pop culture appear almost daily. If a question about Harry Potter or Star Wars comes up, expect Warwick to mention being in it. Even a question about trees descended into this when a contestant gave the answer of Willow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Try using one of these homie >

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Saw a clip of a UK quiz show called Tenable that he presents.
        The answer to a question was Willow
        Warwick brought up he was in the film
        The contestant had no idea he was
        Warwick had to tell the contestant he has been in many films
        The contestant had no idea who he was
        Was sad >

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The contestant was probably perplexed why the show was being presented by a random midge. Makes me laugh thinking about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        everytime I see him I think of the midget that cartman destroys

        had the guy just not let the world know he was an insufferable butthole he would probably be more popular
        also bringing back willow for a streaming service series is pretty fricking stupid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is a terrible host and a total charisma vacuum for the show.

      I'm amazed it's lasted for as long as it has.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He had the same problem with Karl:

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is problematic!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >that coat/trainers combo
          >the little hint of visible jumper pattern
          >daughter wears wedges to look taller
          Davis family lurk on Cinemaphile confirmed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fricking destroyed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s kind of sad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He knowingly cursed his children with a life of pain and ridicule; and a short one at that.
        He could have used his wealth to adopt, but oh no, his vanity is too big for that, he had to have HIS own children, knowing that there was a 100% chance that they would have short lives filled with pain from the disabilities they were certain to get.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          tl;dr, don't feel sad for him. He's a disgusting being. The ridicule from this site isn't just born out of "haha he's short", but out of disgust for the vile "man" he is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i thought it was envy because he has a higher social standing than anyone else here

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why would anyone envy a genetic freak and pompous ass?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was just belittling him. You know, giving short shrift to his stature as a performer. No small feat, really.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bane?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the same thing too (the matching shirt and jacket.) I was hoping all the replies would just be baneposting.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH AH AH AH AH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MIDGE

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I lost my 200 day streak to tryst

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SHORT PEOPLE GOT NO REASON TO LIVE

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he CIA?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You're a big guy
      He must say that a lot

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GET OFF MY CATALOG MIDGE

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MIDGE LIVES MATTER

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MIDGE

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MIDGE?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's evil for passing on his genetics. Despicable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also for working in pedowood and all that comes with it. And bringing legal recourse to all the anonymous of Cinemaphile. Any one else recieve a court summons?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet I could piss enough to have him drown in it in just a few days

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