>uncover indisputable proof that the Christian God is real
>tell absolutely no one about it
>”it belongs in a museum” protestations at most
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>uncover indisputable proof that the Christian God is real. >tell absolutely no one about it
Temple of Doom confirms the existence of Hindu occultism though
They both exist. It’s explained in scripture
Also, aliens
who do you think made aliens?
Also, scripture.
Hindu occultism is just demon worship.
Shit the frick up about stuff you know nothing about
Good morning sir
does it? the heart ripping was just an illusion
Molaram confirms that many gods are real in the indiana jones universe. He says once the thuggee cult rise, the gods of other religions will fall.
>They both exist
The original three films confirm the existence of objects of great supernatural power and that humans have incorporated these objects into, or built faiths around these objects. Their true origin was always a left a little ambiguous. The biggest mistake the last two movies made was being too literal with irl aliens and time machines and shit.
Doesn't that mean that the gods are aliens too?
I the current canon? Who the frick knows. All including aliens did was shit on the amazing work the first three movies did of preserving some mystery, even though crazy supernatural stuff happened.
its like how x-files killed the first five amazing episodes with the rest of the series after it confirmed ghosts are real with episode 6
alien to this dimension but not like they rode on a scifi spaceship from another galaxy
The equivalent would have been if Moses force ghost turned up at the end of Raiders to give Indy a thumbs up or the grail was guarded by one of jesus disciples.
Always were.
That's not confirmation. What's in the ark could be a bunch of angry ghosts or demons or shit.
immortal templar with the cup of christ?
>immortal
And where is he now? Oh, right; dead.
That's not very immortal of him.
Over a thousand years had past between the crucifixion and the Knight taking up residence in his cave. He had no more idea about the true origin of the cup or even if jesus existed than you or I do. Just the stories he had been told.
why would he guard a cup he knows nothing about?
Faith in what he has been taught about the cup.
Because he thinks it's the graal.
It could be in fact any sort of magic cup that grants eternal life
Wasn't it more the seal carved into the floor of that room?
Shits magic bro
>I know I'm basically immortal and guarding the holy grail that clearly works but how do I know it's really real
indisputable proof that the Christian God is real
It only means there is a cup that gives eternal life, literally nothing else. Maybe the aliens left it lying around, what the frick do you know.
what about the knight guarding it
animatronic
Probably dead now that the temple caved in. So there's no evidence.
What about the room full of magic cups that instantly kill you with time magic? Seems like some kind of fricking wizard used to live in Petra.
>israeli G*d is real
"BASED! I LOVE INDY CHECK OUT MY LEATHER JACKET"
>Hindu Gods are real
"HECKIN BASED KALI MA SHAKTI DE HAHHA!"
>Jesus is real, Holy Grail is real
"OMG BASED INDIANA LET IT GO EPIC"
>Aliens were real
"GEORGE LUCAS RAPED MY CHILDHOOD"
it's not about the aliens, it's about how terrible the plot is.
they aren’t aliens they’re transdimensional beings
Indiana Jones used to be an incredible trilogy of popcorn movies
Indy could have stopped the rise of Islam but he didn't. Thanks Indiana Jones.
christians already know God exists
dirty commies will ignore all facts that contradict their beliefs
Raiders of the Lost Ark is a quantum leap beyond any of the other Indy movies and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Temple of Doom is good, Last Crusade is good, but Raiders is a great film worthy of being held up as an exemplar of the best we can do in the medium.
>tell absolutely no one about it
Who exactly would believe him when he loses the artifacts to the Government and a dumb nazi b***h?
>christians unironically worship yahweh
This will never not be funny
>acquires the immortal Cup of Christ
>fumbles it down a chasm
>"LET IT GO JUNIOR, LET IT GO BOY."
>doesn't return with an excavation crew immediately
Sorry but this shit's stupid
Every sane person before like 1990 knew that God existed. It's the equivalent of saying why didn't Indy tell anyone about the artifact that confirms the sky is blue.
Love me sum christian LARPers on Cinemaphile.
God isn't a Christian concept.
Yet Christ is the only way to actually know him.
actually it is mental illness to be atheist even though the facts show atheism to be most likely true, it's still a mental illness to be okay with that truth. we evolved religious needs for a reason, and as a whole our tribes are less likely to survive and reproduce without it
>I would rather live with a comfortable lie than face reality
Spineless homosexuals like you make my skin crawl.
>implying you know what reality is
only atheist knuckle-draggers can allow themselves this level of arrogance
reality is science
Not all views on reality are equally valid. Some are more likely to be true than others.
It's not about what I live with. I've accepted that I suffer from this particular mental illness and will never truly feel the tribal bonds with my people that I am supposed to feel.
It's about the fact that it's best for everyone if most people are kept believing a lie that keeps the tribe bound together, that encourages sacrificing present personal happiness for something that will likely only benefit future generations.
Are there religions that are better or worse at doing that than others? Certainly.
But believing that human beings are nothing more than animals even though its true is not beneficial to have spread around as a mass belief. it should be a hidden truth, only given to those who need to know
He also discovered the atlantians were real but that's a video game so it's up to you to decide if it's canon.
I think the video games are more canon than fricking Dial Of Destiny. More like Dial of Dogshit. I wanted to walk out of the theater so badly but it would have been a waste of a ten spot.
I wish Young Indiana Jones was successful so that more Indie soul came out before it all went to shit
Just like Deus Ex was "what if all the conspiracy theories were real", there should be an Indiana Jones game where all the myths are real. Everything from ancient Sumerian gods to Mormonism.
Unironically this is probably what actually happened. I'm sure any indisputable proof of Christ's existence aside from things like the Shroud of Turin. Has either been destroyed or has been locked away in the Vatican Secret Archives along with whatever ancient artifacts mankind will never be allowed to know about aside from a very small initiated elite.
If there was ever an all knowing, truth revealing magic artifact buried in the dirt, there is a 90% chance some mining company had it quietly destroyed so that they did not lose all mining rights to that spot of dirt and kept on going.