Underrated kino? It's like Game of Thrones but with pirates and a satisfying ending
Underrated kino? It's like Game of Thrones but with pirates and a satisfying ending
Underrated kino? It's like Game of Thrones but with pirates and a satisfying ending
>black lesbian pirates
It as okay but fricking hell, all the female characters were so annoying.
The mutt b***h was so over the op annoying it was unreal.
Unironically the greatest tv show (that isn't a miniseries) ever made.
>lesbians didn't exist until current era liberals invented them
>basing a woman off a real person that wasnt a lesbian
>make her lesbian
thats what actually happened
yeah in real life she was preggers with rackhams child we never got to see pregnant kino
yeah but she was hot af, shame they decided to actually give her more lines later on, but a price worth paying for those scenes
>nude black lesbian pirates
>a satisfying ending
Snorefest. Also
>A michael bay product
Imagine my disappointment
It's rated 8.2 which I think is pretty okay rating. I'd maybe go with 8 max
isn't this show about literal butt pirates?
Yes the captain is a gay
>literal butt pirates
just like in real life
>isn't this show about literal butt pirates?
Yes
>Does it feel done for shock value and can't work the same without it?
Yes
>Would I still watch it?
Yes, but trying to forget about all the gay parts.
>well produced
>but complete shit writing
into the nuclear blast it goes.
>complete shit writing
nonsense
>complete shit female dialogue
fixed that
black lesbo pirates exist now and back then
the thing that makes the show unrealistic is the absence of the Jesuit Order
This poon b0y probably thinks Master and Commander is a shit movie too. Into the nuclear blast you go shill bot.
>Hey Anon check it out I took a character from your favorite childhood book and I made him GAY because I'm a Hollywood writer and I'm GAY and everything I do needs to be GAY
No thanks
Haven't you heard? All non White cis biological males have not imagination! That is why they need representation on screen so they can self-insert and be told what to think and how to act. Whereas White straight men, just just use their imagination.
This is unironically correct though
Nonwhites can't into abstraction
Had potential to be kino, but as it was created by a Steinberg and a Levine, it quickly became a show about crust
Protagonist is a wienersucking homosexual. Just like OP
I hope they’ll soon start selling AI plugins similar to TiVo for your tv that can be used to filter degeneracy out of otherwise decent shows.
>filter degeneracy
lol! lmao, even! If anything, there will be plugins to modify older more "problematic" by filtering them directly or retroactively inserting degeneracy into it...an race swapping, don't forget raceswapping.
>degeneracy
Why do media illiterate basement dwelling chud goblins insist on LARPing as Puritans online?
A lot of people are just tired of Black folk and buttfricking and twerking.
I use losslesscut.
>captain is a lesbian FtM troony
No thanks Starz, I’m good.
Toby Stephens can be gay if he wants to because he's fricking KINO.
But the women were fricking cringe.
Besides Ann of course.
Ann was everything I could dream of in a pirate waifu.
>Whatever's left
K I N O
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>everything happened because i'm gay as frick
>Varne imprisons and lets his crew rape Max for trying to screw him over.
>After her strong independent gf finds out about this, she saves Max.
>Max no way gays her and decides to go back to being a sex slave.
What did she mean by this?
everything in this show that happens on a boat is kinography of the highest order
about 10% of the stuff that doesn't happen on a boat is good too, but mostly it sucks
>satisfying ending
kek good joke
I love how they made the lead a homosexual for no fricking reason.
it was a great ending; particularly in the context of how Treasure Island begins
I guess if you don't like gay stuff you will dislike it. At first I was annoyed by the homosexualry too but when I tried to be more "open minded" about it, I thought it was okay
It's been a long time since I watched the show but I remember thinking it was overall good and ending was fine but maybe I need to rewatch it
About the time when he goes buttpirate the plot falls off a cliff and anything left decent is rendered moot. Mutt with the "french" accent: the show.
The worst characters live and the best ones die or are ababdoned.
>Black Sails thread
>it's just election tourists whining about homos for the entire thread
Every time
>nooo you have to like the needless gay sex
It didn't fit the character and was clearly forced into the story way later. You know this. Obviously people are going to be annoyed by it.
you skip those parts and stfu
Nah, you do.
There's literally zero gay sex in the entire show (unless lesbian sex counts)
ok but how much figurative gay sex is in the show?
frick off newbie go back to plebbit
>not liking homosexualry and garbage female writing makes you an election tourist
you have to go back, hating homosexuals has been a tradition of this board before you were even born
The homosexual par wouldn't have annoyed me so much if they set it up in any sort of reasonable way or you know, it made a single fricking difference in the story. They even tried to do soft homosexualry by making it a three way couple which is such pathetic bullshit. It completely derails the energy of the show when they do the "reveal" and its a dumb one to begin with. Truly stupid.
>Underrated kino? It's like Game of Thrones but with pirates and a satisfying ending
correct
>underrated
You don't know what this word means.
It is good, though.
>Underrated
>satisfying ending
>Underrated kino?
I'd say it's rated accurately,
Season 1 and 2 are great
Season 3 shat the bed hard
Season 4 is a mixed bag but overall disappointing
Rogers did nothing wrong, Billy did a lot wrong but was correct in the end.
Way too much forced stupidity (like so many shows and movies) for the sake of plot.
The gay ending was kino.
The only thing I remember about this was the spanish galleon raping the shit out of some pirates' ships
Are there other good male characters in the show to compensate for the lead being a gay?
Yes literally everyone else. The women and gay shit are the worst part about it and honestly the gay shit is more tolerable than the female characters
The mutt b***h with an accent is truly the worst part of the show.
I really want to frick her though.
imagine being a caribbean pirate and living in a permanent white boy summer
You can live like that today
Checked btw
How to found an all-white pirate republic in the Caribbean with some exotic prostitutes
he's not in a lot of episodes but black beard is pullo
remove the women and its a 10/10. Not sure why the writers made every woman an annoying backstabbing c**t.
realism
They had to lure in women watchers and what better way to do it than to make them as realistic as possible.
Fricking this. Anne Bonny spending 95% of the show on angsty lesbo drama actually made me surprised the few times she actually did some pirate shit.
he was a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag?
I usually don't mind writing tropes, but it drove me up the fricking wall how many times it repeated absolute basic b***h cliches.
>Character asking extremely vague questions to prompt more dialogue.
>"You're not going to like what I have planned" followed by unnatural long staring silence and then scene cut to build suspense
>Character being asked a simple question and going off on another fricking anecdote
Flint's arc was probably one of my favourite for any fictional character - though the ending was a bit shit.
He pretty much only has one gay moment anyway and it's portrayed more as manly love than anything else
Was Captain Kidd in this show? He was the OG pirate irl.
Black sails is like Game of Thrones but for horny autists, I loved it
>french
She was gorgeous but had a terrible and annoying French accent.
Master of KINO
All true, yet I still feel arousal. Curious.
Much like real french accents its awful and makes me want to kill her so it worked.
>Crust Sails
>Black Crust
which name suits this show better?
It started off pretty well but half way through I only kept watching because of sunk cost fallacy
I dropped it when it was revealed the protagonist was in love with a man. I can admit degeneracy and gay sex for the sake of sex, just pushing each others shit in. But men in love and kissing each other... nope.
The b***h with the horrible French accent almost ruins the show with her "acting". Vane is pretty bad too. Despite this the big moments in the show are pure kino
One of the better movies that this site has recommended to me.
which movie is it?
Mutiny on the Bounty 1962 with Marlon Brando. Essential boat kino.
yes great fricking show. Its weird you posted this as I just started rewatching it the other night sense its been so long sense I watched it I've forgotten most of it.
Gates was too good of a character.. Gone too soon. I wish he would have struck around longer.
Not yet..
Ah yes, the Pirates of Scat Crust
The squelching Butt raider
The poo-poo endulgers
The bottom buck, fecal nugget connoisseurs
The Pirates, who run a train on their Captain
The Booty Looters and Semen droolers
The pirates, whose breath smells not just like shit, but like man semen drool
The butt buddies, who rim their buddy
The ship-wrecked sailors who start eating ass once they are starving
The men, who shake your hand with one hand and wiggle your penis with the other
Arrrr these them pirates we are talking about?
>It's a Flint and Silver conversation or a Calico Jack episode
Kino
>he went to live on a farm, with nice big fields to run around in
There were some great moments, but it was largely shit. Also
>randomly gay for brownie points
Isn't the biggest twist in the whole show the fact that the MC is a homosexual?
It isn't a "twist" its something they came up with to try and get headlines. It isn't logically set up, it takes away from the show, and makes the main look like a clown.