Star Wars has only ever been marginally good, and always the projects that were the furthest from Lucas' increasingly megalomaniacal whims.
The 1979 Star Wars was by all accounts a dumpster fire of a production that was salvaged in editing in a heroic feat by Marcia Lucas. There's a reason she got the Oscar over George.
Geoege knows it too. Which is why he obsesseively re-edits the film and tries to gatekeep accesss to the original edits. The ones that made him so famous in the first place.
Ewoks are the litmus test for true Star Wars fan. Liking ewoks proves you like Star Wars. Disliking ewoks means you're a secondary here for the nerd cred.
>entirely different movie
it's called the second act of a two-act story, this is like complaining about rescuing Leia on the Death Star in A New Hope, it's a "completely different story" from the original plot of delivering the Death Star plans to the Rebellion
It's called George Lucas wanted to make a pygmy war film and thought his space opera was the perfect place to cram it in. That's why everybody loves it so much. And if they say otherwise, it's in a desperate and hollow bid for relevance.
No. Also that's a myth: the "original intent" of the final battle taking place on Chewbacca's home planet dates back to the earliest drafts (think 1974) back when Chewie was a purple goblin, Han Solo was a green lizard, Luke Skywalker was a woman, Darth Vader was just some guy in a kabuki mask, Emperor Palpatine was named Cos Dashit, and Obi-wan was George Lucas.
It was ewoks since the earliest scripts and pre-production art for Return, at least as early as 1981. Everyone knew it was going to be primitive little critters against the stormtroopers on Endor, this wasn't something popped up on them by budget restraints.
It was always ROTJ until that homosexual Kevin Smith went on that rant in Clerks. Camille Paglia says the ending fight on Mustafar in ROTS is the best of the series and one of the greatest works of modern art, and she's right.
>Camille Paglia says
I don't know why anybody considers this some kind of slam dunk. I've actually read Sexual Personae and think Paglia has some interesting perspective on some things, but she's also a professional contrarian that's defended NAMBLA.
It's abysmally bad.
I never realized as a kid that Vader was torturing Han not because he was a mean baddy but because he was using the force telephone to contact Luke. He knew Luke would sense his friend in pain, so he tortured him to send Force signals. Why didn't he just call Collect?
And yet it’s still just a 7/10.
You mean,
A New Hope = Revenge of the Sith
I like the first 20 minutes caise I like the battle and the buzzdroids are cool. It's also funny when Artoo pees on the bad guys.
RotS is fifth behind tPM
5>4>6>1>3>2>>>7>9>8
1 sucks and is saved by qui gon and maul
Yet it’s better than 3 & 2. Go figure
But it isn't and everyone agrees
My quads say otherwise and no one agrees with you
RLM lost
What the frick is rlm you giant fricking homosexual? Jesus, millennials are the most worthless sacks of shit next to Black folk
Star Wars has only ever been marginally good, and always the projects that were the furthest from Lucas' increasingly megalomaniacal whims.
The 1979 Star Wars was by all accounts a dumpster fire of a production that was salvaged in editing in a heroic feat by Marcia Lucas. There's a reason she got the Oscar over George.
Geoege knows it too. Which is why he obsesseively re-edits the film and tries to gatekeep accesss to the original edits. The ones that made him so famous in the first place.
You don't even know the release date of the original Star Wars. Why do you post? Your opinion is moronic and worthless.
You sure told me. My argument lies in shambles.
Nobody liked the Tick and your career is a dead end.
Stop getting your information from YouTubers who make shit up
You're right. I should start listening to more jpegs.
Shut up, b***h.
>tv slopper
troony.
6>4>5>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3>>2>>>>>>>>>>>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>7>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>9>>8
Big Ewok fan?
Ewoks are the litmus test for true Star Wars fan. Liking ewoks proves you like Star Wars. Disliking ewoks means you're a secondary here for the nerd cred.
It's less the Ewoks, more the 50 odd minutes we spend on Endor watching an entirely different movie.
>entirely different movie
it's called the second act of a two-act story, this is like complaining about rescuing Leia on the Death Star in A New Hope, it's a "completely different story" from the original plot of delivering the Death Star plans to the Rebellion
It's called George Lucas wanted to make a pygmy war film and thought his space opera was the perfect place to cram it in. That's why everybody loves it so much. And if they say otherwise, it's in a desperate and hollow bid for relevance.
Accurate
jpegs don't literally invent shit to feel better about their irrational hateboners for people more successful and talented than them so there's that
I know cause it says so on the jpeg
Do you think it would have been a better film if the storyline played out on Chewbacca's home planet, as oriogally intended?
No. Also that's a myth: the "original intent" of the final battle taking place on Chewbacca's home planet dates back to the earliest drafts (think 1974) back when Chewie was a purple goblin, Han Solo was a green lizard, Luke Skywalker was a woman, Darth Vader was just some guy in a kabuki mask, Emperor Palpatine was named Cos Dashit, and Obi-wan was George Lucas.
It was ewoks since the earliest scripts and pre-production art for Return, at least as early as 1981. Everyone knew it was going to be primitive little critters against the stormtroopers on Endor, this wasn't something popped up on them by budget restraints.
It's really exciting how the rest of the world seems to get that Star Wars is bad now.
Eventually the boomers will die out. Then we can erase it from our collective memory
Star Wars
Empire Strikes Back
Parts of ROTJ
Tartankovsky Clone Wars
Rogue Squadron 2
Knights of the Old Republic
Rogue One
I think that is literally all of the Star Wars content of merit?
Oh frick, i forgot The Podrace.
And the arcade Pod-Racing game.
And any number of Star Wars Pinball games. The Episode 1 one with interactive holograms was pure fricking kino.
Yo
But even The Last Jedi is a better movie
Yeah.
It was always ROTJ until that homosexual Kevin Smith went on that rant in Clerks. Camille Paglia says the ending fight on Mustafar in ROTS is the best of the series and one of the greatest works of modern art, and she's right.
Is this a thing that autists do? Look for an external reason to explain why people would ever disagree with you?
It's how prequelgays cope.
I think they're going to be showing in museums long after we're all dead. It's just so dense with imagery and emotion.
>Camille Paglia says
I don't know why anybody considers this some kind of slam dunk. I've actually read Sexual Personae and think Paglia has some interesting perspective on some things, but she's also a professional contrarian that's defended NAMBLA.
>you will never have a sex marathon with a coked out Lea
I know, right?
Jedi was better. don't @ me
On Cinemaphile they're called (You)s
>Star Wars
I don't really watch kiddie movies
It's abysmally bad.
I never realized as a kid that Vader was torturing Han not because he was a mean baddy but because he was using the force telephone to contact Luke. He knew Luke would sense his friend in pain, so he tortured him to send Force signals. Why didn't he just call Collect?
Because the force isn’t a Skype call, Kathleen