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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this shit is old as frick, why are normies only now finding out about Dan "thicker than a coke can" Schneider

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My theory is that a lot of them and zoomers in general are chronically obsessed with and poisoned by the true crime genre. A case of a beloved creator of teenage sitcoms who turned out to be a notorious pedophile will obviously catch their attention regardless of the fact of whether there's evidence or not to prove it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile accuses everyone of being a pedophile like shooting a minigun at a dartboard so that's why they beat them to the mark.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The real question is why are homosexuals defending this fat piece of israeliteBlack person trash.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no you have to call him a pedophile because… YOU JUST DO OK?! WHO CARES IF THERES NO EVIDENCE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's as much a goy as you and me, pal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because there is a difference between getting the news from a documentary than it is from the creepy schizo Cinemaphile dude that was only invited to the party because his more popular friend felt sorry for him.
      >"Did you guys watch Nickelodeon growing up?"
      >"D-Dan Schneider is a foot obsessed pedo!"
      >"Uh... what?"
      >"D-Dan Schneider! He's behind it all! he created the Nickelodeon shows! He did! He made Miranda C-Cosgrove show off her pretty feet! I have p-pictures on my phone, I can prove it! Everyone has to k-know!!!"
      >"Anon, what the frick?!"
      >"Jennette McCurdy! Sh-She knows! They all know! It's in her b-book! She is glad her mother died btw!"
      >"Someone call the cops, please."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile was ahead on Epstein by a decade also.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Funny powder bros...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      YES

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine him fingering her butthole as they take that pic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >miranda do you have a little nugget in there? It was that chicken taco you had on set isn’t it? I’m tickling that little fella right now

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

    It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

    She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fricking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "wienerGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fricking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fricked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

    It was the worst night of my life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Please be true

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >anon was invited to a party
        C'mon man...

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On episode 3 and so far no evidence against him except dick jokes in kids shows

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's so moronic, they do 2 episodse about how Dan was mean and made women give him massages to veer into a story about how Drake got raped, only for Drake to say Dan was the only person at Nick who supported him at all.
      Then go back into whining about Dan. And don't even get me started on the random race and misogyny garbage.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the normies keep harassing her on insta
    >Why are you not talking about being raped
    >You were obviously sexually abused I understand why you don't want to talk about it
    >so how much was the hush money

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those are future registered voters too btw. Imagine having them on a jury of a defamation trial or a trial involving a rape allegation.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Those are future registered voters too btw
        are they illegal immigrants?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How? He was such an bastard to his staff, Nickelodeon had to lock him in the producer room and keep him from interacting with his staff.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hard working man with a lot of pressure and responsibilty is not always super pleasant. News at eleven.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >so unpleasant his studio had to compromise with letting him work without harassing his staff
        Yes, very normal, excusable behavior for such a tortured genius.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, you think it's not normal? Somebody hasn't worked a corporate job ever, I see...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've worked in an office for the past 5 years and I can say none of my superiors have been so bad the higher ups had to bar them from interacting with us.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ya I don’t understand this. All this documentary says about his was that he is an butthole. But literally half of workplaces have at least one toxic butthole working on them. Hollywood actors and actresses aren’t special for putting up with something they 50% of people do. Sure I hate the toxic butthole at my job, but I don’t have anymore sympathy for these people working with one than I do for me or my coworkers, which is none. And if working with a toxic butthole is documentary worthy than you can make a documentary for 50% of work places. All these people talking about Dan and including him in a documentary about literal rapists and molesters are just exposing how out of touch, privileged, and entitled they are. B-B-BUT HE YELLED AT US!!! Black person please

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I have no sympathy for anyone except the butthole
              Telling.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have no sympathy for anyone. I just find it ridiculous how entitled, privileged, sensitive, out of touch, and narcissistic these Hollywood actors, actresses, and writers for thinking they’re special for putting up with something 50% of workplaces do. You don’t see anybody else crying to Twitter or documentaries for sympathy and attention, nor will I enable their behavior and feelings.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe office workers shouldn't take their boss's shit and drag him too. Since you have no sympathy, I don't see why this doc bothers you. Mind your own.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Most people don’t do that because they’re not over sensitive pussies, or if it bother them they handle it themselves and talk back or take it up with HR. They don’t cry about it on Twitter and make documentaries about it because it’s nothing special worth making a documentary about. Unless you’re an entitled, privileged, narcissistic, out of touch Hollywood weirdo who thinks the world revolves around them. Idk why you’re simping for them. Reevaluate your life.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >noooooo you have to tolerate your boss's abuse because... because YOU JUST DO OKAY??
                lol no.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >thinking a workplace employing a toxic butthole isn’t something special, unique or worth making a documentary about means you should tolerate abuse
                Lmao you’re literally moronic. I never said that, I just simply pointed out you’re not special for going through this and it’s nothing worth making a documentary over. How you equate me calling entitled, privileged, and narcissistic Hollywood weirdos for exposing how out of touch and full of themselves they are to meaning people should tolerate workplace toxicity just goes to show how incapable of critical thought you are. Sad.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Why did they make this doc about the face of Nickelodeon and exposing the abuse that went on behind the scenes of making children's television??
                >Why didn't they make a doc about the manager of a used car dealership in Poughkeepsie, NY who keeps stealing from the office refrigerator??
                Appropriating and misusing social justice lingo has no power here.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Im not seething about it, I know he was a toxic butthole I’m just saying it’s not a special or worth making a documentary over.
                50% of workplaces aren't involved with child stars. I grew up watching half the shows these kids were abused on, so this documentary is of interest to me. Given how popular it is, it appears I'm not alone. Seems like you're being oddly defensive about Dan Schneider given you've resorted to playing dumb about the contextual difference between Nickelodeon studios and your local fast-casual restaurant.

                They made it because of the sexual abuse going on and they wanted Dan to be a perpetrator of that too. Since he wasn’t they just tried to make a bigger deal out of common things because they had nothing else on him and desperately wanted him to be in the documentary. The narcissistic, privileged, and out of touch Hollywood weirdos went along with it because they think they’re special for working with an butthole even though 50% of people do. If a toxic person being on a workplace is something worth making a documentary about you could make a documentary about 50% of workplaces, including 50% of sets.

                Do 50% of workplaces employ people who are pen pals with John Wayne Gacy and rape children, with the business being employing children? Dumb Black person

                Lmao we’re talking about Dan Schneider here, not peck and the other rapists. Learn to read.

                Despite the fact he had at least two now convicted pedophiles working under him, just an unfortunate coincidence.

                And? Hollywood is full of pedophiles. They’re literally on every set, especially ones employing children. Which is exactly why people made the meme about Dan Schneider being a pedophile. Now we’re just admitting we were wrong about him since clearly he wasn’t one.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He clearly used kids for his sexual wish fulfillment. The reason we were memeing about him being a pedo is because of how obvious it was that he was making these young girls (and almost exclusively young girls) act out his blatant foot fetish. Even if he didn't touch anyone (though Amanda Bynes has accused him of getting her pregnant and making her abort at 13), he's still a creeper who was getting off on little girls' feet.
                Everything leveled at him in the doc was fair.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao how? Nickelodeon had a foot as their logo/icon long before Dan Schneider
                because feet are funny to kids. Lots of children’s shows have jokes about feet. The foot fetish was projected onto him because of the way he looked he must have definitely been a pedo, but now it turns out he wasn’t. And you’re really reaching saying he used kids to act out his sexual wish fulfillment, how lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >because feet are funny to kids. Lots of children’s shows have jokes about feet.
                They weren't being depicted as stinky or gross and the subjects were almost exclusively young girls. A foot by itself is not funny and often they weren't even the butt of a joke, just being focused on. We picked up on this 10 years ago. You're a decade too late to gaslight anybody on Dan's foot fetish.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >his shows that starred mostly girls had mostly girls making feet jokes
                Woah… but still it’s quite the stretch to say he’s a pedophile even though he never touched kids or even acted sexually inappropriate toward them and your evidence his him using kids for sexual wish fulfillment because he has a foot fetish and made feet jokes. Really reaching. If he literally has a foot fetish then you’d have a point, but ya if your evidence is he’s a pedo because he made feet jokes then you don’t have a very strong case.

                You're the only one seething. Dan's getting rightfully dragged for being an abusive boss and rampant creeper.

                What do you mean? I pointed out someone being toxic at work isn’t a big deal and you got all upset about it. Keep seething.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >still it’s quite the stretch to say he’s a pedophile even though he never touched kids or even acted sexually inappropriate toward them
                I didn't say he was a practicing pedophile, but it's clear he was using underage girls for sexual wish fulfillment. It's not a stretch given how fixated he was on feet.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it is a stretch because it’s feet in a kids show and feet can be funny. It’s random, it’s stupid, it’s kid humor. Again, if he had a foot fetish you’d have a point but where’s the evidence of that? No internet history? They couldn’t find a single woman, from the production or not, to come forward and talk about his foot fetish and what he did to their feet? He’s a pedophile yet none of the children on set are saying he was creepy towards them? It is a stretch. Making jokes about feet isn’t evidence of anything, and certainly not evidence of him being a pedophile when that’s your only evidence.

                >I pointed out someone being toxic at work isn’t a big deal and you got all upset about it.
                No, you're crying and sobbing and shitting yourself about why poor Dan of all people is getting smeared on this doc when workplace harassment is so common. He's getting what he deserves. Seethe, seethe, and seethe again.

                No, I’m saying it’s not a unique situation worth making a documentary about. We might as well make documentaries about every other workplace and every other production if that’s the case. I’m calling out the Hollywood workers for exposing how entitled and privileged they are for thinking their special for going through something 50% of people do.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I pointed out someone being toxic at work isn’t a big deal and you got all upset about it.
                No, you're crying and sobbing and shitting yourself about why poor Dan of all people is getting smeared on this doc when workplace harassment is so common. He's getting what he deserves. Seethe, seethe, and seethe again.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hi, Dan.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Muh hollywood elites
                Cry more gay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nta but he didnt say that. You have no reason to falsely represent the position of that anon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They did go to HR which is what led to Dan being locked in his producer room. Seethe about it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Im not seething about it, I know he was a toxic butthole I’m just saying it’s not a special or worth making a documentary over. This happens in like 50% of workplaces, yet because it happened on a set with a bunch of entitled and privileged Hollywood workers we’re supposed to treat it like it’s some unique case or a bigger issue than all of the other cases happening all over the country in a majority of workplaces? Get over yourselves.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do 50% of workplaces employ people who are pen pals with John Wayne Gacy and rape children, with the business being employing children? Dumb Black person

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Im not seething about it, I know he was a toxic butthole I’m just saying it’s not a special or worth making a documentary over.
                50% of workplaces aren't involved with child stars. I grew up watching half the shows these kids were abused on, so this documentary is of interest to me. Given how popular it is, it appears I'm not alone. Seems like you're being oddly defensive about Dan Schneider given you've resorted to playing dumb about the contextual difference between Nickelodeon studios and your local fast-casual restaurant.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I work for a Berkshire company, and some of the stuff Dan did was not average toxic workplace guy stuff.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Such as?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >safe edgy documentary ignores 80+% of the worst shit Dans been accused of and doesnt address it at all
              >smooth brains pretend this is all the available material on the subject.
              Its a typical shitshow of a ~~*Netflix*~~ fauxumentary on par with MJ's hatchetjob. If they didnt DNA test Brittany Spears niece to ascertain who the father was, it's not worth watching.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ok so then what did it leave out?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >personal testimony from each potential victim being specifically asked about XYZ potential events
                >full interview recordings available outside the doco to ascertain how much was being cut out of the interviews
                >read my fricking post Black person i pointed out a big one there
                >internal documents from Nickelodeon about how much they knew and what they were specifically doing with Dan in the last ~4 years of his tenure when his reputation was extremely open
                >relating Dans activities to Jimmy Saville to see where the parallels are

                I could go on, its easy, if you have a brain capable of analyzing information and critical thinking. One day you might gain the same thing. Doubtful though.

                I'd like to see a similar level of scrutiny applied to the probable ped0s who made Rick and Morty aswell.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So nothing? I’m sure they did ask each potential victim and that was the best they could come up with. Just because you think he’s a pedophile doesn’t mean they left stuff out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's not like it matters anyways. Not sure why he's so upset since all the zoomers on tiktok and twitter are still calling him a pedo. Even moist critical and other influential e-celebs made a video on him.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It’s ovously a faux controversy meant to sell to normies

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watched the first episode
    >It was uncomfortable to see a young girl in her swimsuit in the hot tub, with Dan next to her, f-fully clothed...
    Why did she emphasize that he had all of his clothing on, as if that made it creepier? Wouldn't it be creepier if he was shirtless and in swim trunks? He probably wore his normal clothes because he didn't want to show his fat body and/or because he didn't want to make Ariana Grande uncomfortable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Likewise people are now way over analyzing every scene of his show.
      >Omg Miranda ate a hotdog that so obviously a dick joke, poor girl

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Shows constantly have people doing stuff with their feet
        Must be because Dan has a sexual fetish he can only for-fill by incorporating it into his shows and not because 11 year olds find it funny.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >because 11 year olds find it funny.
          I mean, anon, let's be real here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The poo culture writer was so dumb

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The eyes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, she's cute.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who is?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the girl reading this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit look how uncomfortable she is, I'm literally shaking right now. He must have just raped her and the rest of the cast holy shit how did he get away with this, childhood ruined

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God, I wish that were me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      don't make me fap so soon, anon

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Moral of the story
    >don't hire women and gays

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gay guy turns out to be a pedophile

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dan did nothing wrong, this campaign is clearly being spearheaded by antisemites

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If he were handsome, nobody would say anything

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >embarrasses uppity w*men who wont hesitate to try and destroy your career over petty spats
    >forms wholesome relationships with children, has them star on fun TV shows just because its fun
    >children grow up to be uppity w*men and attack him
    idk he seems pretty based and this is just pottery

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the big stars are still loyal to him, it's only a few randoms who are getting uppity because they're irrelevant, like that girl who played a side character nobody remembered in Zooey 101 or that nig who was whinging about peanut butter and racism.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile is now defending Dan "the man with a plan to get your daughter in a van" schneider
    I hate you contrarian homosexuals so much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile is now admitting they were wrong for calling Dan a pedophile after the supposed bombshell documentary about sexual abuse on his shows has absolutely nothing about him being a pedophile

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Despite the fact he had at least two now convicted pedophiles working under him, just an unfortunate coincidence.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >He's a pedophile because he unknowingly employed pedophiles.

          liberals sure love their slippery slope.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing normies on Facebook and Twitter calling him names like Dan "The Man" Schinder is fricking crazy. It just proves that Cinemaphile is just In the know and knows everything before the general public

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dan "If You Want The Roles, Better Show Me Those Soles" Schneider

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    197707837
    baiting homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hi, Dan.

      >Muh hollywood elites
      Cry more gay

      Not an argument. It’s ok to admit when you’re wrong when you can’t for a rebuttal rather than cope and seethe like this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're the only one seething. Dan's getting rightfully dragged for being an abusive boss and rampant creeper.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if he was attractive good looking guy there would never been any ass pulled rumors but since hes fat and ugly here we are

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP is homosexual baiting for (you)s by defending a ped0. Frankly im struggling to categorise the level of "loser" you have to be on to top this, troony astroturfers? they dont even do this, they will just attack normal people like rabid, stupid chihuahas and pretend bad people on their side are a conspiracy theory.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based Dan licked prime Miranda's feet. He is the hero Cinemaphile deserves.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JUSTICE FOR MIRANDA

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