homosexual ass white boy in his feelings over the truth and immediately starts thinking about gay shit. Smh stop drinking white claws them shits got you all homotional like a female.
And that's why Chris Rock should have pressed charges against Will Smith. Because this type of damage, that shame, is going to forever taint his career. People don't even remember Chris Rock is an elite comedian with tv shows and movies under his belt. All anyone remembers is him getting b***h SLAPPED by Will Smith at the Oscars. homie looked liked he was going to cry on stage. Apologizing to the man who just stung your face made your eyes water in front of the entire world. He got hoed twice. And nobody even took up for him. Bradley Cooper and Denzel were comforting Will lmaoo This homie should have pressed charges cause this shit will never go away.
>eople don't even remember Chris Rock is an elite comedian
Why should they? He doesn't write his own material anymore. That's why his standup comes off as disjointed with irregular beats and why not fricking ever discusses them once they're over with. They're too schizophrenic nowadays. Rock lost his passion for this a long time ago. Dude was cashing paychecks to be in films and do production. He doesn't want to go back and actually provide effort for his stand up. Steve Harvey doesn't either that's why he falls back on church material for an hour.
I see a lot of people holding their liquor.
The guy with the cops probably refused to pray to Allah and the one in the middle of the road is just comfortably chilling with his beer.
Every single one of those people has drunk more in the five hours preceding that image being taken than a typical Yank or Frog or Dago will drink in an entire month, and the bloke is still functional enough he needs three coppers to restrain him. Those slags you sometimes see pics of laying on benches and in the streets having pissed themselves will have tanned a half bottle of vodka each *as a warm up* before even leaving their houses in the evening, and will have been constantly knocking back bacardi and cokes for as much as eight hours straight since then. The puce-faced fat buggers slurring out football chants as they stagger home getting into fights with each other will have drunk a dozen or more pints of beer with whisky chasers at the pub, and the younger less obese Deanos who will one day evolve into them will have been glugging Jaegerbombs and JD & coke all night as well.
We're a shit country ruled by jokers and crooks who use vapid Imperialist nostalgia to distract the populace while their banker chums rob us all blind, but by God Almighty we can binge drink any of you foreign c**ts under the table and call it a Wednesday afternoon liquid lunch, believe it.
I read something once that ethnicities with natural low tolerance for alcohol tend to drink the most, because being less tolerant to alcohol's negative effects also makes drinking more enjoyable. This is partially why so many native americans are drunks. So I acknowledge that the Brits are capable drinkers, but that comes from an acquired tolerance for alcohol. In terms of genetic capability, they're probably less tolerant than average.
Yeah that's actually true. It only works because yuros drink alcohol like water. Imagine trying to make this movie with Asians who get red in the face after one beer.
I haven't followed Chris Rock in years. Does he still correctly acknowledge that Black folk are not the same as black people and that no one hates Black folk more than black people?
2020 buckbroke a lot of previously based people. So unless he comments about it, no one knows
Last I saw was him genuinely panicked by the Trump indictment >Don't fricking arrest him, that's the worst thing you can do. Don't you know Tupac sold more records AFTER he got arrested?
It's funny that we have literally entered an era where european movies are better than american ones. The world is finally returning to normal after the disasterous two world wars. After the last boomers die in Russia and they can finally just forget about the USSR, europe will rise back to it's rightful position as the center of the globe.
>muh profits
How about you start making your """"art""""
for your own money instead of stealing it from working people to produce absolute shite nobody cares about, and then you can care about profits.
Danes are all like this. Bunch of weird depressed fricks that just want to get druk and pick on fights saying mean shit to random people. Fricking hate them. They're so casually cruel.
That sounds like it would be refreshing, I come from a part of the world where everybody is excessively polite, so people let off steam by being passive aggressive or gossipy.
oh no no no no no
Vinterberg has size on Chris Rock but even that brotha would never let a white b***h slap him.
That Black person is gayer than rupaul but not as gay as you
homosexual ass white boy in his feelings over the truth and immediately starts thinking about gay shit. Smh stop drinking white claws them shits got you all homotional like a female.
It's always hilarious when chubby, pasty white dorks on Cinemaphile pretend to be "gangsta" lmao
Cry about it you white b***h.
>that brotha would never let a white b***h slap him.
You were b***hslapped for centuries and even now you cry about it at the UN.
black peoples history is literally just them getting b***h slapped by everyone else
Will Smith is basically white.
And that's why Chris Rock should have pressed charges against Will Smith. Because this type of damage, that shame, is going to forever taint his career. People don't even remember Chris Rock is an elite comedian with tv shows and movies under his belt. All anyone remembers is him getting b***h SLAPPED by Will Smith at the Oscars. homie looked liked he was going to cry on stage. Apologizing to the man who just stung your face made your eyes water in front of the entire world. He got hoed twice. And nobody even took up for him. Bradley Cooper and Denzel were comforting Will lmaoo This homie should have pressed charges cause this shit will never go away.
being a little b***h and crying to the cops.
>eople don't even remember Chris Rock is an elite comedian
Why should they? He doesn't write his own material anymore. That's why his standup comes off as disjointed with irregular beats and why not fricking ever discusses them once they're over with. They're too schizophrenic nowadays. Rock lost his passion for this a long time ago. Dude was cashing paychecks to be in films and do production. He doesn't want to go back and actually provide effort for his stand up. Steve Harvey doesn't either that's why he falls back on church material for an hour.
>Chris Rock is an elite comedian with tv shows and movies under his belt
I remember him from Saw and he needs to get slapped for that one too.
Can't wait
>White people get druk like this, but black people...
Nig nogs can frick off. White people getting drunk in a pub off real beer is comfy. Blacks downing 40 oz malt in the getto isn't.
>White people getting drunk in a pub off real beer is comfy
Well it depens what kinda white people they are.
Black people are incapable of subtlety, so Rock better prepare for The Slap: Round 2 with Vinterberg.
this is the one movie where you need a white person, european preferably, no other race can get lightly buzzed, they have far less alcohol tolerance
>no other race can get lightly buzzed, they have far less alcohol tolerance
Pretty much only white people and Russians can hold their liquor.
I see a lot of people holding their liquor.
The guy with the cops probably refused to pray to Allah and the one in the middle of the road is just comfortably chilling with his beer.
Every single one of those people has drunk more in the five hours preceding that image being taken than a typical Yank or Frog or Dago will drink in an entire month, and the bloke is still functional enough he needs three coppers to restrain him. Those slags you sometimes see pics of laying on benches and in the streets having pissed themselves will have tanned a half bottle of vodka each *as a warm up* before even leaving their houses in the evening, and will have been constantly knocking back bacardi and cokes for as much as eight hours straight since then. The puce-faced fat buggers slurring out football chants as they stagger home getting into fights with each other will have drunk a dozen or more pints of beer with whisky chasers at the pub, and the younger less obese Deanos who will one day evolve into them will have been glugging Jaegerbombs and JD & coke all night as well.
We're a shit country ruled by jokers and crooks who use vapid Imperialist nostalgia to distract the populace while their banker chums rob us all blind, but by God Almighty we can binge drink any of you foreign c**ts under the table and call it a Wednesday afternoon liquid lunch, believe it.
I like your spunk, but no.
I read something once that ethnicities with natural low tolerance for alcohol tend to drink the most, because being less tolerant to alcohol's negative effects also makes drinking more enjoyable. This is partially why so many native americans are drunks. So I acknowledge that the Brits are capable drinkers, but that comes from an acquired tolerance for alcohol. In terms of genetic capability, they're probably less tolerant than average.
Yeah that's actually true. It only works because yuros drink alcohol like water. Imagine trying to make this movie with Asians who get red in the face after one beer.
I haven't followed Chris Rock in years. Does he still correctly acknowledge that Black folk are not the same as black people and that no one hates Black folk more than black people?
2020 buckbroke a lot of previously based people. So unless he comments about it, no one knows
Last I saw was him genuinely panicked by the Trump indictment
>Don't fricking arrest him, that's the worst thing you can do. Don't you know Tupac sold more records AFTER he got arrested?
what reason do these remakes have to exist nowadays? I could undersand it before the internet was a thing but now they are pointless
why the remake. you can just drive around any city and see a group of jogger-americans drinking all day.
it's gonna be another intouchables again, isn't it?
More men should be competitive and say shit like this. Gets the blood pumping to not frick up. Generates interest.
It's funny that we have literally entered an era where european movies are better than american ones. The world is finally returning to normal after the disasterous two world wars. After the last boomers die in Russia and they can finally just forget about the USSR, europe will rise back to it's rightful position as the center of the globe.
>european movies are better than american ones.
lol in your fantasy world perhaps.
>european movies are better than american ones
Ah yes, that's why they are still overwhelmingly tax subsidised, instead of making their own money.
>art is good when it maximizes profits
nice opinion, did a israelite give it to you?
>muh profits
How about you start making your """"art""""
for your own money instead of stealing it from working people to produce absolute shite nobody cares about, and then you can care about profits.
who is making the thread tonight?
>drinking on a Friday night
yeah
need the druk thread to go up soon
>yuropoor /druk/ hours
Frick no.
those are the best hours
Okay boomer. You dont need a dedicated thread to spam your shitty music tastes to others.
why are you being a prick?
As much as it pains me to do so, I have to agree with this.
t. Murrifat
Danes are all like this. Bunch of weird depressed fricks that just want to get druk and pick on fights saying mean shit to random people. Fricking hate them. They're so casually cruel.
That sounds like it would be refreshing, I come from a part of the world where everybody is excessively polite, so people let off steam by being passive aggressive or gossipy.