Unironically how do you find a girl like this in real life?
Do they even exist?
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Unironically how do you find a girl like this in real life? Do they even exist?
Unironically how do you find a girl like this in real life?
Do they even exist?
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I haven't watched this.
Is it similar to her character in Mad Men
Pete was a fricking idiot to cheat on her.
Trudy was the physical incarnation of "ride or die".
>tight body
>great fashion sense
>loyal to a fault
>encouraging
>great mom
>great cook and a host
>family is loaded
>would never cheat on him even though better men offered
Pete was a b***h who actually thought he would get more. It's like someone offers you 10 million dollars in cash or a lottery ticket for a chance of a billion dollars and you choose the ticket.
Do you really want this type of girl?
She’ll be completely plain, by the books, and incredibly judgmental
> will nag you if you have more than 2 beers
> won’t watch any movies with violence or sex
> she thinks cowgirl position is kinky
> her diet hasn’t evolved past her midwestern upbringing
> “we need to go to church every Sunday, anon”
> must visit her parents on a monthly basis
> every vacation will be duck boat tours and historical trails
oh no!
>girl that gives a shit about you
>girl that has ethical values
>girl that is easily excited by relatively mundane things
>girl that doesn't eat processed slop
>girl that has religious beliefs
>girl that has good relations with her parents
>girl that is patriotic and interested in history
It'll never happen but I wish
this, FFS what is so special about girly girl american girls?? They are a pain in the fricking ass, these types of women
Sounds pretty great, anon.
You're right, that sounds horrible haha.
Does she even have any tattoos or STDs?
That actually sounds kino.
>cares about my health
>doesn't like degenerate israeli entertainment
>Cowgirl is awesome, frick you.
>Eats low cost, high nutrition food and probably can cook well.
>Tradwife life, won't cheat.
>Her dad is cool, and her mom is still hot.
>Save money doing interesting trips instead of shallow bullshit adventure seeking to some 3rd world shit hole.
Also, massive breasts and a nice smile.
>Tradwife life, won't cheat.
Well, I mean, eehhh.
She would feel really bad.
You guys can pretend to love your heckin' trad wife girl all you want but the fact that you're even using Cinemaphile means this type of girl has already filtered you. She will marry the nice boy from her local church and not any of you gays
She won't marry anyone because she doesn't exist except in my imagination
no one said they had one?
cowgirl is not awesome because she can make you come whenever she wants and I don't prefer that
>this post
>not liking gentle femdom
cringe
How did you find a way to be a bigger homosexual than the insecure moron you replied to?
>implying that there's anything wrong with letting your girl control your ejaculation
ngmi
>She can make you come whenever she wants
You lack discipline.
Women on top always suck at it because they bend your dick when the grind on you
Unless you're a dicklet I suppose
> will nag you if you have more than 2 beers
I don't drink
> won’t watch any movies with violence or sex
I don't watch them either
> she thinks cowgirl position is kinky
I like the deep eye contact in missionary
> her diet hasn’t evolved past her midwestern upbringing
simple food is best food
> “we need to go to church every Sunday, anon”
don't mind going to church 1 day a week if I can go to town on that 7 days a week
> must visit her parents on a monthly basis
wow I have to visit them 12 times a year that's crazy
> every vacation will be duck boat tours and historical trails
sounds very nice
Sounds good im not gay
>beers
lol, boomer
>movies
I don't watch them.
>not kinky
Based vanilla missionary waifu.
>home-cooked meals every day
based
>virtuous, devout, chaste church goer
>family oriented
even more based
>her diet hasn’t evolved past her midwestern upbringing
>every vacation will be duck boat tours and historical trails
ngl, these two sound based
Perfection.
Basically everyone on here hates themselves for doing the opposite of these so they would prefer a girl who regulates them, the problem is these girls want a chad not not to babysit some pussy and not a homosexual tv moron
Yes. In fact, that checks every mark… EXCEPT for the fact I’d need to be able to watch her take bbcs daily.
When's Hamas gonna blow up/rape more Israelis? They've been slacking.
I dated a girl like this and yes, it was great. The only thing that annoyed me was the church thing, she was very upset I didn't want to go to church.
>serial monogamy atheist gay shows up to ruin a nice christian girl
Many such cases.
Seethe Christisraelite
>cheap manprostitute; can't handle monogamy
>responsible for ruining white women
>calls others israelites
Where the frick are you getting that he wasn't monogamous? All he said was he didn't like going to church he never said he cheated on her.
What do you think "dated" means? What's the tense? What's the connection with me talking about him practicing serial monogamy? What's the difference between it and regular monogamy?
Are you actually so autistic you think people should only ever have one single partner in their entire life? Do you think nice church girls only ever have one partner in their entire life?
>monogamy is for losers and autists, unironically
lol
Imagine your nice christian church going daughter gets into a relationship with a man and over time she discovers he's an atheist alcoholic. You'd really encourage her to stay with him forever and bear his children?
>over time she discovers he's an atheist alcoholic.
oh yeah that's how it works lol
You've never met someone who seems nice at first only to discover they have nasty habits or beliefs as you get to know them?
>Do you think nice church girls only ever have one partner in their entire life?
Yes, the majority of actually christian girls don't sleep around as you do and don't consider sex and love to be frivolous things.
>the majority of actually christian girls don't sleep around
>unlike you I don't sleep around a crush puss
Damn how will I ever recover.
>leftist gay is redefining monogamy to mean "sleeping around" in real time
>people should only ever have one single partner in their entire life?
what's wrong with that? there are people who do btw
How many Chad's have you done pim intercourse with
What's wrong with that is how do you find a partner who's right for you if you only get one guess?
Religigays think if you don't believe in their storm god skydaddy, you have every STD and sacrifice babies to moloch. Yeah, they are this moronic.
We takin yo wimmin, Christian boi.
Nooooooooo
Pretty accurate. The only girls with decent personalities are not attractive.
Id bet a good amount of money that none of the anons that replied have been to church every Sunday over the past years
Where were you October 7th anon?
I was laughing my ass off on here. Maybe bring the topic up next Sunday in your church community and ask how they think about that day kek
He can't cause he isn't going to church every sunday. maybe once a year on christmas tops but at least he larps on Cinemaphile every day
What's wrong, does Christianity remind you of how much of a loser you are or something?
This is basically my gf but she doesn’t go to church and she drinks more than me. She orders tendies are restaurants
She thinks a loser like me is the perfect man. It’s awesome
Only bad one is the parents thing
you're asking this question on a board full of people who haven't ever touched/kissed a girl. they'd put up with anything for a girl to simply smile at them
>don't drink beer
>don't watch the electric israelite
>don't want to treat women like prostitutes
>has to obey me for her diet, because I'm the head of the house
>Christ is king
>Uhh yeah that sucks maybe
>I never took vacations anyway
So?
Keep in mind that it's a community college.
Yeah, they're called israelites. Apparently there's heaps of them around. /misc/ can probably help you find one.
I dated a israeli broad once and she had more spirit in her baby toe than any other shiska I ever knew
Considering their thoughts on Hitler, /misc/ wouldn't know a israelite if one threw a plate of latkas in their face.
If a girl like that exist, she's either
>already been taken by a guy hotter/richer than you years ago
or
>is very full of herself due to all the positive attention and thus is insufferable to be around and impossible to always keep her entertained (my first gf was like this)
>thinks shes smart
>goes to community college
Kiryas Joel
Just go to a synagogue
I dated a girl like this
>was a straight A student
>obsessed with tidying up keeping it clean
>dressed the same if not a bit more conservative
>basically same as that character in looks and personality
was ice cold in bed, to the point where i speculated she was a-sexual, no sense of humour, boring as shit to be around her favourite activities involved going shopping meaningless stuff to add to the house, most reddit plain opinions about everything, worst taste in food, would often self-diagnose her self as alergic to gluten and dairy/meat. i could go on and on, but tl;dr horrible person boring and i suspect was on the spectrum.
>he doesnt know most women are empty canvases whose personalities you can mold into your liking
Let me guess, you’re a virgin
I was till I ran into your mom and now she will die tonight in her sleep unless you reply to this post.
you better say how u met a girl like that so i can also get one u ungrateful jerks
I used the dating app Hinge
She seemed super boring, no personality and didn’t talk much during the first date but she had a decent sense of humor when I sent her a meme response to something.
“Boring” girls are a goldmine. Exciting girls are a trap.
Church
spoiler alert; it doesnt matter. i met mine online on some moronic website that matches you with people that like the same music artists that you like too. you missed the point, you DONT want a woman like this.
No. Just skip women altogether.
>be chud
>set high standards for women while being 4/10
>hate women because he can't get any
>Unironically how do you find a girl like this in real life?
move to utah
My childhood friend that I know since I was 2 is unironically exactly like Annie.
Why haven't you married her yet?
Well she is an actress
You can't, they are all run through.
Maybe if you catch her earlier like in first year high school, she will have only 3 or 4 body count.
I dated a girl like this
She was too obsessed with us getting married and having babies
Annie is a fat girl name. You know the sort who would get super offended if you called them a big girl because they know they're big.
Yes girls like this exist. They’re never single and always married by 24 so you don’t have a chance
go to college. there are a a bunch there
Not really. I went to college buddy. We're experiencing a great famine. Prices are going up rapidly and pussy is almost non existent. The last 10 years have been really, really bad in 3D. The trend seems to be continuing. Very worried about the future. It shouldve been obvious before we got here on earth, there wasn't anything there. It's just more slavery.
Yes they exist and they're MASSIVE bawds. Don't be fooled by the sweet girl act. Those types will make you have a nice day when you find out about the dirty stuff they do with all sorts of men.