Unironically how do you find a girl like this in real life? Do they even exist?

Unironically how do you find a girl like this in real life?
Do they even exist?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched this.
    Is it similar to her character in Mad Men

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pete was a fricking idiot to cheat on her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trudy was the physical incarnation of "ride or die".

        >tight body
        >great fashion sense
        >loyal to a fault
        >encouraging
        >great mom
        >great cook and a host
        >family is loaded
        >would never cheat on him even though better men offered

        Pete was a b***h who actually thought he would get more. It's like someone offers you 10 million dollars in cash or a lottery ticket for a chance of a billion dollars and you choose the ticket.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you really want this type of girl?
    She’ll be completely plain, by the books, and incredibly judgmental
    > will nag you if you have more than 2 beers
    > won’t watch any movies with violence or sex
    > she thinks cowgirl position is kinky
    > her diet hasn’t evolved past her midwestern upbringing
    > “we need to go to church every Sunday, anon”
    > must visit her parents on a monthly basis
    > every vacation will be duck boat tours and historical trails

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh no!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >girl that gives a shit about you
      >girl that has ethical values
      >girl that is easily excited by relatively mundane things
      >girl that doesn't eat processed slop
      >girl that has religious beliefs
      >girl that has good relations with her parents
      >girl that is patriotic and interested in history
      It'll never happen but I wish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, FFS what is so special about girly girl american girls?? They are a pain in the fricking ass, these types of women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds pretty great, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, that sounds horrible haha.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does she even have any tattoos or STDs?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That actually sounds kino.
      >cares about my health
      >doesn't like degenerate israeli entertainment
      >Cowgirl is awesome, frick you.
      >Eats low cost, high nutrition food and probably can cook well.
      >Tradwife life, won't cheat.
      >Her dad is cool, and her mom is still hot.
      >Save money doing interesting trips instead of shallow bullshit adventure seeking to some 3rd world shit hole.

      Also, massive breasts and a nice smile.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tradwife life, won't cheat.
        Well, I mean, eehhh.
        She would feel really bad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does she even have any tattoos or STDs?

        You're right, that sounds horrible haha.

        Sounds pretty great, anon.

        >girl that gives a shit about you
        >girl that has ethical values
        >girl that is easily excited by relatively mundane things
        >girl that doesn't eat processed slop
        >girl that has religious beliefs
        >girl that has good relations with her parents
        >girl that is patriotic and interested in history
        It'll never happen but I wish

        oh no!

        You guys can pretend to love your heckin' trad wife girl all you want but the fact that you're even using Cinemaphile means this type of girl has already filtered you. She will marry the nice boy from her local church and not any of you gays

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She won't marry anyone because she doesn't exist except in my imagination

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no one said they had one?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cowgirl is not awesome because she can make you come whenever she wants and I don't prefer that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >this post
          >not liking gentle femdom
          cringe

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How did you find a way to be a bigger homosexual than the insecure moron you replied to?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >implying that there's anything wrong with letting your girl control your ejaculation
              ngmi

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >She can make you come whenever she wants
          You lack discipline.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Women on top always suck at it because they bend your dick when the grind on you
          Unless you're a dicklet I suppose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > will nag you if you have more than 2 beers
      I don't drink
      > won’t watch any movies with violence or sex
      I don't watch them either
      > she thinks cowgirl position is kinky
      I like the deep eye contact in missionary
      > her diet hasn’t evolved past her midwestern upbringing
      simple food is best food
      > “we need to go to church every Sunday, anon”
      don't mind going to church 1 day a week if I can go to town on that 7 days a week
      > must visit her parents on a monthly basis
      wow I have to visit them 12 times a year that's crazy
      > every vacation will be duck boat tours and historical trails
      sounds very nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds good im not gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beers
      lol, boomer
      >movies
      I don't watch them.
      >not kinky
      Based vanilla missionary waifu.
      >home-cooked meals every day
      based
      >virtuous, devout, chaste church goer
      >family oriented
      even more based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >her diet hasn’t evolved past her midwestern upbringing
      >every vacation will be duck boat tours and historical trails
      ngl, these two sound based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfection.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically everyone on here hates themselves for doing the opposite of these so they would prefer a girl who regulates them, the problem is these girls want a chad not not to babysit some pussy and not a homosexual tv moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. In fact, that checks every mark… EXCEPT for the fact I’d need to be able to watch her take bbcs daily.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When's Hamas gonna blow up/rape more Israelis? They've been slacking.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dated a girl like this and yes, it was great. The only thing that annoyed me was the church thing, she was very upset I didn't want to go to church.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >serial monogamy atheist gay shows up to ruin a nice christian girl
        Many such cases.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe Christisraelite

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >cheap manprostitute; can't handle monogamy
            >responsible for ruining white women
            >calls others israelites

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Where the frick are you getting that he wasn't monogamous? All he said was he didn't like going to church he never said he cheated on her.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What do you think "dated" means? What's the tense? What's the connection with me talking about him practicing serial monogamy? What's the difference between it and regular monogamy?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you actually so autistic you think people should only ever have one single partner in their entire life? Do you think nice church girls only ever have one partner in their entire life?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >monogamy is for losers and autists, unironically
                lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you think nice church girls only ever have one partner in their entire life?
                Yes, the majority of actually christian girls don't sleep around as you do and don't consider sex and love to be frivolous things.

                [...]
                >leftist gay is redefining monogamy to mean "sleeping around" in real time

                Imagine your nice christian church going daughter gets into a relationship with a man and over time she discovers he's an atheist alcoholic. You'd really encourage her to stay with him forever and bear his children?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >over time she discovers he's an atheist alcoholic.
                oh yeah that's how it works lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've never met someone who seems nice at first only to discover they have nasty habits or beliefs as you get to know them?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you think nice church girls only ever have one partner in their entire life?
                Yes, the majority of actually christian girls don't sleep around as you do and don't consider sex and love to be frivolous things.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the majority of actually christian girls don't sleep around

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >unlike you I don't sleep around a crush puss
                Damn how will I ever recover.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where the frick are you getting that he wasn't monogamous? All he said was he didn't like going to church he never said he cheated on her.

                >leftist gay is redefining monogamy to mean "sleeping around" in real time

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >people should only ever have one single partner in their entire life?
                what's wrong with that? there are people who do btw

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How many Chad's have you done pim intercourse with

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's wrong with that is how do you find a partner who's right for you if you only get one guess?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Religigays think if you don't believe in their storm god skydaddy, you have every STD and sacrifice babies to moloch. Yeah, they are this moronic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We takin yo wimmin, Christian boi.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nooooooooo

      If a girl like that exist, she's either
      >already been taken by a guy hotter/richer than you years ago
      or
      >is very full of herself due to all the positive attention and thus is insufferable to be around and impossible to always keep her entertained (my first gf was like this)

      Pretty accurate. The only girls with decent personalities are not attractive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Id bet a good amount of money that none of the anons that replied have been to church every Sunday over the past years

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where were you October 7th anon?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was laughing my ass off on here. Maybe bring the topic up next Sunday in your church community and ask how they think about that day kek

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He can't cause he isn't going to church every sunday. maybe once a year on christmas tops but at least he larps on Cinemaphile every day

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What's wrong, does Christianity remind you of how much of a loser you are or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is basically my gf but she doesn’t go to church and she drinks more than me. She orders tendies are restaurants

      She thinks a loser like me is the perfect man. It’s awesome

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only bad one is the parents thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're asking this question on a board full of people who haven't ever touched/kissed a girl. they'd put up with anything for a girl to simply smile at them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >don't drink beer
      >don't watch the electric israelite
      >don't want to treat women like prostitutes
      >has to obey me for her diet, because I'm the head of the house
      >Christ is king
      >Uhh yeah that sucks maybe
      >I never took vacations anyway
      So?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keep in mind that it's a community college.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, they're called israelites. Apparently there's heaps of them around. /misc/ can probably help you find one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dated a israeli broad once and she had more spirit in her baby toe than any other shiska I ever knew

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Considering their thoughts on Hitler, /misc/ wouldn't know a israelite if one threw a plate of latkas in their face.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If a girl like that exist, she's either
    >already been taken by a guy hotter/richer than you years ago
    or
    >is very full of herself due to all the positive attention and thus is insufferable to be around and impossible to always keep her entertained (my first gf was like this)

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks shes smart
    >goes to community college

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kiryas Joel

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just go to a synagogue

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dated a girl like this
    >was a straight A student
    >obsessed with tidying up keeping it clean
    >dressed the same if not a bit more conservative
    >basically same as that character in looks and personality
    was ice cold in bed, to the point where i speculated she was a-sexual, no sense of humour, boring as shit to be around her favourite activities involved going shopping meaningless stuff to add to the house, most reddit plain opinions about everything, worst taste in food, would often self-diagnose her self as alergic to gluten and dairy/meat. i could go on and on, but tl;dr horrible person boring and i suspect was on the spectrum.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt know most women are empty canvases whose personalities you can mold into your liking
      Let me guess, you’re a virgin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was till I ran into your mom and now she will die tonight in her sleep unless you reply to this post.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dated a girl like this and yes, it was great. The only thing that annoyed me was the church thing, she was very upset I didn't want to go to church.

      I dated a girl like this

      She was too obsessed with us getting married and having babies

      This is basically my gf but she doesn’t go to church and she drinks more than me. She orders tendies are restaurants

      She thinks a loser like me is the perfect man. It’s awesome

      you better say how u met a girl like that so i can also get one u ungrateful jerks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used the dating app Hinge
        She seemed super boring, no personality and didn’t talk much during the first date but she had a decent sense of humor when I sent her a meme response to something.

        “Boring” girls are a goldmine. Exciting girls are a trap.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Church

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        spoiler alert; it doesnt matter. i met mine online on some moronic website that matches you with people that like the same music artists that you like too. you missed the point, you DONT want a woman like this.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Just skip women altogether.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be chud
    >set high standards for women while being 4/10
    >hate women because he can't get any

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Unironically how do you find a girl like this in real life?
    move to utah

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My childhood friend that I know since I was 2 is unironically exactly like Annie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why haven't you married her yet?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well she is an actress

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't, they are all run through.
    Maybe if you catch her earlier like in first year high school, she will have only 3 or 4 body count.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dated a girl like this

    She was too obsessed with us getting married and having babies

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Annie is a fat girl name. You know the sort who would get super offended if you called them a big girl because they know they're big.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes girls like this exist. They’re never single and always married by 24 so you don’t have a chance

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go to college. there are a a bunch there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. I went to college buddy. We're experiencing a great famine. Prices are going up rapidly and pussy is almost non existent. The last 10 years have been really, really bad in 3D. The trend seems to be continuing. Very worried about the future. It shouldve been obvious before we got here on earth, there wasn't anything there. It's just more slavery.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes they exist and they're MASSIVE bawds. Don't be fooled by the sweet girl act. Those types will make you have a nice day when you find out about the dirty stuff they do with all sorts of men.

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