it was shit, the entire first half of the movie isnt even about sharks
literally all it had to do was be 2 hours of people getting eaten by sharks
It was ok. Jason statham was good and him scouting the ship at the beginning is one of his best looks. It just see,Ed like the movie had too ,u h going on and got too comical with the token black guy and dinosaurs still existing. It’s still fun though
Well I haven’t started watching it yet so hopefully they make those parts interesting I do hate monster movies with no monster half the time. No big spoilers please I’m about to get high and watch
Yeah. The pacing is fricking atrocious. Meg one was great. Meg 2 sucked. Leaned too much into action guy movie and away from shark scares. And the Asian guy should have gotten fricking eaten. I know that's where the financing is so that wasn't going to happen. But it would have upped the stakes and ended his arc in a satisfactory way. Instead we get his little trick working and a big go frick yourself sigh from the audience as it happens.
The first one kept me entertained and had some fun deaths like Rainn Wilson. This one didn't have anything fun or funny. 20 minutes were spent walking the sea floor like anyone would be impressed by that. The whole sabotage and corporate takeover was dumb.
The story should have been the one they had in captivity had babies and went on a feeding frenzy with them. 90 minutes later, they're all dead. Maybe one survives and goes below the freezing layer back into the trench.
If the Meg was X. The Trench was X-1.5 or 2.
It's not here, she doesn't have the mole on her chin. It seems like Jingjing Cai as Newlywed Woman because of the flowers, but I didn't watch the movie so idk if she is that character
In the meantime go jerk off to Daniella Wang - Our sex journey
I wandered home drunk one night and stopped at the local theater on a whim. The only two films playing within the next 15 minutes were this and sound of freedom. I picked SoF, because I was a drunk moron and thought it'd be a le based leftist owning film. There is nothing more sobering than watching the most boring film ever made. I could have watched this shit instead, and I'm a damn fool for making thay choice
Did you not see the giant titty asian webm posted itt? I'd have been fricking hollering in that theater. Would've been a great way to cap off the night.
Yeah she’s really hot I’m about half way through and someone just got their head imploded by underwater pressure [spoiler/] was that her? Better not have been
but theres none of that either. the entire first half is just jason statham and co investigating an illegal mining operation
Also what were you talking about here the mining operation bit where they’re introducing characters lasts like 15 to 20 min and then sharks appear and people start dying
Also I need to see more of the giant octopus and Cthulhu type kinos the movie underwater was great I love oceanic cryptid stuff
If only more people would have seen that show we'd still have a cool comic book program with nothing but attractive people on screen. That was our last chance. I'm still amazed that all the CW arrow shows lasted longer than The Gifted.
I would have made them all moms. It's crazy how other less talented and uglier actresses have major careers and none of these had a breakthrough role. As long as they're still working there is still a chance.
Yeah she’s really hot I’m about half way through and someone just got their head imploded by underwater pressure [spoiler/] was that her? Better not have been
[...]
Also what were you talking about here the mining operation bit where they’re introducing characters lasts like 15 to 20 min and then sharks appear and people start dying
Also I need to see more of the giant octopus and Cthulhu type kinos the movie underwater was great I love oceanic cryptid stuff
I think she was filming one of those Lifetime baby kidnapping movies at the time and just happened to have the fake pregnant belly on. So it was more happenstance than anything. I'll let it slide because it's something good friends will do and because she's hot.
Loved the first, went to watch the 2nd a few days ago but got distracted by max telling me that pacificrimguy king arthur movie getting pulled soon and went for that instead
so fricking bad
2023
Asteroid City - shit
Guardians of the Galaxy 3 - shit
John Wick 4 - improvement over 2/3 but would have better cutting half the movie
No Hard Feelings - shit
Renfield - shit
The Artifice Girl - Amazing compared to the ones above. Topical and unique sci-fi premise.
It's been a pretty fricking bad year so anything is possible. I'm 12h drive from the ocean so I don't have very strong feelings about deep sea horror.
Check out Leviathan (1990 or something), it was pretty good (shlock).
Looks like my webm, cheers bud! I think I lost all my other audio-less webms.
[...]
She was hot. I like that assertive, stuck-up yuppie type.
Noooooooo! Stupid shark. Eat the other one. If I was The Meg I wouldn't have eaten Skyler. I would have just given her playful kisses.
Hehe
The sound direction in this film is pretty good, you don't get that good of a feel of it without the audio. It's a lot like that shitty (2nd newest) Predator movie, its very parodical.
The inside view was a nice touch. Imagine the weird eye contact while about to get swallowed with half a dozen other creaming tourists, and not all of whom are even amputated.
>2023 >still cant get something as basic as water physics right
yeah the film looks like some stupid fun schlock, but I am still amazed that water should be this fricking hard to get right in 2023, even if the cgi budget was a gifted festival toilet for whatever indian VFX company made this shit.
You know, it probably was at that. It was a lot better than the previous one. I haven't enjoyed a creature feature like this since Eight Legged Freaks. I think as an experiment it worked. If the Chinks can start pumping out solid action blockbusters again and erase Wokeywood by replacing it with Shawtown, that would be great.
I found something really off-putting about how these movies kill the sharks in really brutal ways, like stabbing them in the eyeball and through the brain.
Yes, it's a threat and it ate a lot of people but it's not an evil villain or a serial killer or whatever, it's just a wild animal...
This, I felt bad for the last Meg that got stabbed. I think it’s not great to villainize animals in media and anyways with the size of the creatures in the film not an accurate and realistic portrayal of their behavior, in that such a large predator would like view humans as such a small fry catch not worthy of chasing down the way they do in the film.
Does anyone have a webm of the two HUGE tittied girls the black guy from blue mountain state was “helping to shore” during the 2nd half of movie??
It was at that moment I yelled KINO
I never saw the first one, but I literally just watched this Saturday and it was terrible. Granted, the fun kind of terrible where you can laugh at all the horrible cliches and inconsistencies, but it was most certainly a bad movie.
First this power tripping homosexual janny deletes the actors / actresses dead careers thread because of a few fully clothed pics of an actress and then issues a 3 day ban for a reaction image response?
We need to revoke this out of line moron Jannys job position now
Some jannys really loathe certain actresses or shows and will delete them on sight while allowing similar stuff to go on for hours. There really is no logic to what threads are allowed. This thread is basically now boobs and sharks.
It was so much worse than the first one. >some random chink salaryman lookin ass dude fills Statham's exact role whenever he's not on screen
what the frick man
The Meg 2 thread is still up. Good job, guys! Here's a Skyler Samuels gif as a reward. In my fanfiction, they wear different color panties because that's the only way they can represent their individuality.
I would post pics of the big booba Asian girl, but she doesn't seem to exist outside this movie. She's CGI.
This is the best I could find searching online. Not too many high quality gifs that I saw.
Stepford Cuckoos staring down at you while you are in bed. No panty shots though. Will probably watch The Gifted again and get high quality caps if I see any.
Yes, all three would gain pleasure from it. The important question is whether all three of them having sex at the same time would cause them brain damage from the overlapping sensations.
These are the hard-hitting storylines The Gifted should have covered. Maybe it wouldn't have been canceled. I've been thinking maybe The Meg 2 would have been better with Skyler triplets.
>dinosaurs lived at the bottom of the sea for millions of years >still retains their terrestrial limbs >can come to the surface and automatically start walking and running on land >don't explode due to internal pressure
This was literally my favorite movie this year as well. Only time i left a theater pleasantly surprised. Fricking based as hell
Captcha says GAYS4U tho so maybe the universe disagrees
Dj is objectively best part of movie
Jackie Chan knock off has an insane save/kill streak right now
Jason Statham used a buster sword to kill a meg /10
I’m literally about to smoke a fat bowl and watch this on max tonight, the trailer looked kino
Please smoke more than one, anon. This movie requires you to be extremely high to unleash the full viewing force
>dude weed
Literally subhuman
Seethe
Cope
Dilate
It was ok. Jason statham was good and him scouting the ship at the beginning is one of his best looks. It just see,Ed like the movie had too ,u h going on and got too comical with the token black guy and dinosaurs still existing. It’s still fun though
it was shit, the entire first half of the movie isnt even about sharks
literally all it had to do was be 2 hours of people getting eaten by sharks
Every shark movie is just about people getting eaten by sharks, I for one am down to see dinosaurs and a giant octopus and other shit, seethe chud
but theres none of that either. the entire first half is just jason statham and co investigating an illegal mining operation
Well I haven’t started watching it yet so hopefully they make those parts interesting I do hate monster movies with no monster half the time. No big spoilers please I’m about to get high and watch
hope you enjoy it more than i did anon
I saw a hot girl in the trailer if she’s in the investigative parts I shouldn’t have a problem
god im a pothead and its dudes like you that make the dudeweed memes real, quit being such a gay
What pothead dislikes hearing about others smoking
Yeah. The pacing is fricking atrocious. Meg one was great. Meg 2 sucked. Leaned too much into action guy movie and away from shark scares. And the Asian guy should have gotten fricking eaten. I know that's where the financing is so that wasn't going to happen. But it would have upped the stakes and ended his arc in a satisfactory way. Instead we get his little trick working and a big go frick yourself sigh from the audience as it happens.
this, it was awful, Jason Statham needs to make more crank movies pounding amy smart up the ass in public in front of a bunch of slanteyes
Yeah it sucked. I was so hyped about it too. The trailer was better than the movie
I just learned from a podcast this was directed by Ben Wheatley. That is so moronic I might watch it for that alone.
that's the reason I watched it, and it was kino
Biggest film of the year
holy shit, are those real?
Ready and Able!
Movie?
God damn I love China.
tiny asian girl with breasts like that is literally 1 in a million
t. never been to SEA
You're telling me there's 1300 of these girls in china?
More like one in a plastic surgeon's office. They ain't real but hey, they got her the role
Wasn’t there a sexy brown qt in the film? Any webms of her?
i literally worship asian women
The first one kept me entertained and had some fun deaths like Rainn Wilson. This one didn't have anything fun or funny. 20 minutes were spent walking the sea floor like anyone would be impressed by that. The whole sabotage and corporate takeover was dumb.
The story should have been the one they had in captivity had babies and went on a feeding frenzy with them. 90 minutes later, they're all dead. Maybe one survives and goes below the freezing layer back into the trench.
If the Meg was X. The Trench was X-1.5 or 2.
She stole the show.
name?
>scoping out the white man
white boy summer is back
It never left
literally all I remember except for them offscreen killing bing bing and the dog being named after a Hobbit
look at those fricking things
BOOBA
Name, please?
Xiu Fu Chang Xuan
I will now watch you're movie
That's Able Wanamakok.
Yes that's their actual real name: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3375229/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t19
Zamn
Noice
>Able Wanamakok
It's not her you homosexuals, it's a different actress
Who then, smart pants?
It's not here, she doesn't have the mole on her chin. It seems like Jingjing Cai as Newlywed Woman because of the flowers, but I didn't watch the movie so idk if she is that character
In the meantime go jerk off to Daniella Wang - Our sex journey
>Daniella Wang - Our sex journey
Nice breasts, but her face...
welcome to asia
>Daniella Wang - Our sex journey
hoooooly baby jesus those big veiny knockers are amazing
Don't care, i see tit i coom
Able Wannamywiener
HOW!?!?
holy shit
I wandered home drunk one night and stopped at the local theater on a whim. The only two films playing within the next 15 minutes were this and sound of freedom. I picked SoF, because I was a drunk moron and thought it'd be a le based leftist owning film. There is nothing more sobering than watching the most boring film ever made. I could have watched this shit instead, and I'm a damn fool for making thay choice
If I went to a theatre while drunk and this was all that was playing I'd walk away like a reasonable person and watch something at home.
Did you not see the giant titty asian webm posted itt? I'd have been fricking hollering in that theater. Would've been a great way to cap off the night.
sex havers are such losers holy shit
>sex havers are such losers holy shit
This movie was actually mentally moronic.
bump
Did it really eat liberals?
Needed more SS.
TFW you will never get Skyler Samuels pregnant. Why even live.
The world needs more Skyler. Anons said they kill her off early. What a poorly made movie.
>The world needs more Skyler
What if we were to make more?
Yeah she’s really hot I’m about half way through and someone just got their head imploded by underwater pressure [spoiler/] was that her? Better not have been
Also what were you talking about here the mining operation bit where they’re introducing characters lasts like 15 to 20 min and then sharks appear and people start dying
Also I need to see more of the giant octopus and Cthulhu type kinos the movie underwater was great I love oceanic cryptid stuff
Her sexy ass clones and Emma were the backbone of the gifted show
If only more people would have seen that show we'd still have a cool comic book program with nothing but attractive people on screen. That was our last chance. I'm still amazed that all the CW arrow shows lasted longer than The Gifted.
I would have paid to have a Hulu subscription just to watch it. I have no idea what marvel and dc producers and writers are thinking, it’s ridiculous
>dead career and insane
>small roles
>dead career
>Lifetime movies (dead career)
>left to become a mom
It's a dark time.
I would have made them all moms. It's crazy how other less talented and uglier actresses have major careers and none of these had a breakthrough role. As long as they're still working there is still a chance.
I forgot how hot the rest of them were
The daughter, Lauren was smoking
Not really, it’s more like right before the climax.
They really shouldn’t have spoiled that in the trailer
It's a decent way through, but she's barely on screen and never naked.
Noooooooo! Stupid shark. Eat the other one. If I was The Meg I wouldn't have eaten Skyler. I would have just given her playful kisses.
Both of those women are hot as frick the older one especially is a MILF please post more of her
>the older one especially is a MILF
That's Sienna Guillory, Jill Valentine in the RE movies. Went from hottie to MILF so naturally.
She was honestly my favorite, older women like her are just my type
More pls
Any more kinos with her besides in the RE movies, with her closer to her current age?
I recently bookmarked this shit because the trailer looked promising
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8325880/
Nice thanks for the recc looks interesting. I’m glad to see she’s in new stuff
>swallowed whole
She'll be fine.
who responds like this to a friend who is actually pregnant. narcissistic homosexuals suck.
I think she was filming one of those Lifetime baby kidnapping movies at the time and just happened to have the fake pregnant belly on. So it was more happenstance than anything. I'll let it slide because it's something good friends will do and because she's hot.
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP MEGALODON
The Meg 3 gonna be insane
The Pope's Meg
>demon-possessed Megalodon
FUND. IT.
Already done
Enjoy!
SOLD.
>implying it won't be M3G: Gigalodon
The Pope's Megorcist
Loved the first, went to watch the 2nd a few days ago but got distracted by max telling me that pacificrimguy king arthur movie getting pulled soon and went for that instead
so fricking bad
do i need to watch meg 1 first?
this was a syfy sharknado movie with a higher budget but less so bad its good funny
uhhh where's the dancing little girl robot
Worse than Ruby Gillman, better than Oppenheimer. About on par with Barbie.
The chink pandering is embarassing
milf guillory was hot
It was wonderfully moronic.
>27,000 feet down
>just flood your nasal passages, bro!
I laughed so hard I was fricking crying.
Jesu Cristo
2023
Asteroid City - shit
Guardians of the Galaxy 3 - shit
John Wick 4 - improvement over 2/3 but would have better cutting half the movie
No Hard Feelings - shit
Renfield - shit
The Artifice Girl - Amazing compared to the ones above. Topical and unique sci-fi premise.
It's been a pretty fricking bad year so anything is possible. I'm 12h drive from the ocean so I don't have very strong feelings about deep sea horror.
Beau is Afraid - good
Across the Spider-Verse - good
Oppenheimer - good
Knock at the Cabin - decent
Saw X - fun
You're underselling it, anon
this poster is fake
dogs can't look up
>this poster is fake
>dogs can't look up
did the giant megalodon not give it away?
>white people dumping toxic waste in philipines
>half the movie is in chinese
Literally no side makes watchable entertainment.
Ranking:
The Abyss
Underwater
Pirhana 3D
Pirhana 3DD
Deep Blue Sea
Sphere
Meg
Meg 2
Check out Leviathan (1990 or something), it was pretty good (shlock).
Looks like my webm, cheers bud! I think I lost all my other audio-less webms.
She was hot. I like that assertive, stuck-up yuppie type.
Hehe
The sound direction in this film is pretty good, you don't get that good of a feel of it without the audio. It's a lot like that shitty (2nd newest) Predator movie, its very parodical.
I live for this shit
A crossover could be kino, but Statham is already in both franchises.
Statham is in xXx?
Shit, my mistake. I was thinking that line was from F&F because it gets posted with those clips so much.
Common mistake.
every frame, a painting
BADAAASSSSSSS!!!!
I saw this in theaters. It was genuinely schlockino.
*Rich evans laughter*
>THIS IS ...CHINAAA
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
was that Lalo?
The inside view was a nice touch. Imagine the weird eye contact while about to get swallowed with half a dozen other creaming tourists, and not all of whom are even amputated.
I wonder if squid think this.
>2023
>still cant get something as basic as water physics right
yeah the film looks like some stupid fun schlock, but I am still amazed that water should be this fricking hard to get right in 2023, even if the cgi budget was a gifted festival toilet for whatever indian VFX company made this shit.
shut the frick up you moronic c**t. you don't know what you're talking about, and no one will mourn you when you die alone in yoir basement.
You know, it probably was at that. It was a lot better than the previous one. I haven't enjoyed a creature feature like this since Eight Legged Freaks. I think as an experiment it worked. If the Chinks can start pumping out solid action blockbusters again and erase Wokeywood by replacing it with Shawtown, that would be great.
That's exactly the type of porn i like to see. Huge bastard eating a tiny thing.
Was it WMAF kino like the first one?
Actress hit the china wall so they just killed her offscreen
very fun flick, i recommend skipping the first movie, 2nd is much better that way
i just wanted to see giant sharks, they couldn't even deliver on that
Seizure warning
She's so hot
It was unacceptable they killed her off like this, a Milf like her should’ve been brought back for the 3rd movie
>DINUSARRU NOOO
lmao whelp that settles it, t-rex is a big chicken wussy. what a pushover. MEG MEG MEG MEG!!!!
Meg2: Jurassic Boogaloo
>black guy killing white people's ancestors
Black people ARE white people's ancestors through eugenics.
I appreciated it, it knew exactly what type of schlock it was and delivered. Its bad, dont get me wrong, but im a sucker for the kaiju, monster flicks
I found something really off-putting about how these movies kill the sharks in really brutal ways, like stabbing them in the eyeball and through the brain.
Yes, it's a threat and it ate a lot of people but it's not an evil villain or a serial killer or whatever, it's just a wild animal...
That's the ending to basically every animal attack movie ever. The good part is that usually you get to see them mowing down humans first.
This, I felt bad for the last Meg that got stabbed. I think it’s not great to villainize animals in media and anyways with the size of the creatures in the film not an accurate and realistic portrayal of their behavior, in that such a large predator would like view humans as such a small fry catch not worthy of chasing down the way they do in the film.
These movies are being made for people who eat sharks.
There is an Asian extra with huge breasts but I couldn't find her name. Hate it when that happens
Does anyone have a webm of the two HUGE tittied girls the black guy from blue mountain state was “helping to shore” during the 2nd half of movie??
It was at that moment I yelled KINO
I never saw the first one, but I literally just watched this Saturday and it was terrible. Granted, the fun kind of terrible where you can laugh at all the horrible cliches and inconsistencies, but it was most certainly a bad movie.
>t. plebs
Just saw this is on max. Ima watch cuz it looks fun
what the ding dong zing zong?
First this power tripping homosexual janny deletes the actors / actresses dead careers thread because of a few fully clothed pics of an actress and then issues a 3 day ban for a reaction image response?
We need to revoke this out of line moron Jannys job position now
The troony jannys If you will
Ima right boys?
the janny is a homosexual but you deserve it for being a redditbob posting moron
Seethe
Some jannys really loathe certain actresses or shows and will delete them on sight while allowing similar stuff to go on for hours. There really is no logic to what threads are allowed. This thread is basically now boobs and sharks.
jannies are quite literally trannies
you should see the IRC and discord leaks
It was so much worse than the first one.
>some random chink salaryman lookin ass dude fills Statham's exact role whenever he's not on screen
what the frick man
vore kino
The Meg 2 thread is still up. Good job, guys! Here's a Skyler Samuels gif as a reward. In my fanfiction, they wear different color panties because that's the only way they can represent their individuality.
I would post pics of the big booba Asian girl, but she doesn't seem to exist outside this movie. She's CGI.
Nice resolution there.
Need a gif of them all staring down standing over me with contempt and arousal showing pantyshots
Why would they be aroused?
Because I have a giant boner springing from my pants and am asking them to sit on me
Well, that makes sense. You didn't mention your massive mutant masher.
Realistically would a foursome with triplets that crazy hot ruin sex with any other single woman for you for your entire life?
They'd kill you at the climax so it's a needless worry.
This is the best I could find searching online. Not too many high quality gifs that I saw.
Stepford Cuckoos staring down at you while you are in bed. No panty shots though. Will probably watch The Gifted again and get high quality caps if I see any.
This gif fills my heart with joy and my pants with semen, I need triplet domination
This movie is terrible. This is comming from someone who liked the first one.
They really fricked up not bringing back a hot Asian girl
She died anon
I finally found something in the archives.
If you had sex with one would the other two immediately know about it?
Yes, all three would gain pleasure from it. The important question is whether all three of them having sex at the same time would cause them brain damage from the overlapping sensations.
I’m willing to be the test subject to find out
This dude's going to die from brain implosion.
These are the hard-hitting storylines The Gifted should have covered. Maybe it wouldn't have been canceled. I've been thinking maybe The Meg 2 would have been better with Skyler triplets.
>Their reaction
>You just asked if you can ride hotwheel cars along their bare naked bodies like one long racetrack
If I ever play hot wheels with her I'm going to start by focusing on her thighs.
Imagine lining all 3 up side by side going over their butts as if hills on the road
Need butt shots
>dinosaurs lived at the bottom of the sea for millions of years
>still retains their terrestrial limbs
>can come to the surface and automatically start walking and running on land
>don't explode due to internal pressure
My ex gf broke up with me the day we were gonna see this, i even bougt the tickets and all. I'm never watching this crap.
I’m sorry this happened to you brother hope you are able to move on and find positivity, many more fish in the sea
>many more fish in the sea
>riggi
then your ex wins you fricking moron
I genuinely enjoyed Oppenheimer
Chinslop, I'm going back to watching tomboy ASMR
This was literally my favorite movie this year as well. Only time i left a theater pleasantly surprised. Fricking based as hell
Captcha says GAYS4U tho so maybe the universe disagrees
Will Barbie win Best Picture? I despise and didn't see it btw. But it's this year's Top Gun except leftist/feminist/trans.
Statham didn't even show up
Damn. What happened to Josh Lucas' career?
Watching it right now already 100x better than jurassic world dominion
how?
She looks 40
Dj is objectively best part of movie
Jackie Chan knock off has an insane save/kill streak right now
Jason Statham used a buster sword to kill a meg /10