Unironically the Tweet that killed Wish

Unironically the Tweet that killed Wish

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true though?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      'fraid so

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a sight gag, it's not meant to be taken seriously.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The movie takes it seriously. The fricking ending is the grandpa writing "When You Wish Upon A Star" as his dream.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >grandpa writing "When You Wish Upon A Star" as his dream.
          I didn't know about that one, but it's even worse than the others.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            So the moral of the story was not to depend on others to make your dreams come true and the song they chose for the grandpa to inspire others is one that tells you wish upon a a star...

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the moral of the story was not to depend on others to make your dreams come true
              ...But Asha goes around using magic to make people's dreams comes true.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                And this pretty much sums up Disney, doesn't it?
                >Hates it's past
                >The only thing it can offer is it's past, over and over again

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're checking if people like it or not. If not, they'll say: Just kidding, you guys! They were just "references", don't take them so seriously!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        do they get internal memos, or are they that much in tune with their bullshit just be being females

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does her cloak look half rendered?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The entire movie looks like that. Cheap and ugly.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Stylistic choice" to look like Across the Spiderverse a bit. But an alleged insider said the rendering is unfinished much like Frozen was.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, stars are fireflies that got stuck in that big bluish-black thing. Princess and the Frog confirms.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, that's Chicken Little you're talking about

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retconned.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED to see the scene of the goat founding Zootopia. What does he literally say?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      When all the characters are specifying their wishes at the end (before Asha gets her magic wand to help with them) the goat's is as follows:

      >my dream is a utopian metropolis where all mammals can be equal, and they'll wear clothes too!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and they'll wear clothes too!
        that's like half a failure then, even without counting the nudist camp

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Predators are baaaaaad!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Egg layers are baaaaaad!
        FTFY

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"And there will be no filthy Eggers in my utopia!"
          What did Disney mean by this?

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Asha wished to be a white old lady? Based!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When you wish upon a star.... I WANT TO BE BETTY WHITE!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        We all want to be betty white.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Palestine flag
    Any one with this, an Isaraeli flag, or a Ukraine flag in their profile are the biggest pieces of human garbage on this earth.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think this tweet made much of an impact on the movies lasting success

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the ones retweeting that trailer did more damage.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It certainly turned off a fair few who planned to see it.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Palestine flag
    I'm glad those stupid fricking sandBlack folk are getting the shit blown out of them by Basedrael!

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They did a similar gag in Aladdin. Genie says he's going to Disneyland. Not that big of a deal, just wacky cartoon comedy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but Genie was a weirdo.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No that Genie example was a sight gag and meta joke. In Wish, they really expect us to believe Asha became the same Fairy Godmother from Cinderella. I would not mind the star becoming the star from Pinocchio if only because it changes nothing about Pinocchio.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then who created Animal Kingdom?

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Palestine flag

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