>kids movie
You're a moron, just as everyone who presumes "kid's movie" because it's animation. Actually the idea of movies specifically for children is moronic in the first place, and only started coming about during GenX and Millenial era when morons started thinking coddling children is the way to go instead of putting them to work on the farm to learn useful skills for their adulthood.
No they just wanted to end the film on a cliffhanger. A man that spent his entire life in piety wouldn’t have succumbed to coomer dick while too old to get it up.
>original manuscript written by christians >andreas quoting christian parts of beowulf a century before that so they were part of the oral version >no hint of antipathy toward christianity at all in the source text >israeli director adds a completely imaginary anti christian speech into the story
Interesting decision
anything medieval makes israelites seethe massively. gotta put the grimdark filter on full blast and rewrite history so we don’t forget to be grateful to the 19th century middle class who brought us out of “darkness”
>Oh, here comes anon. Everybody, this is anon! He spends all day in his room, but he's come down to say Merry Christmas! >dropchockymilk.gif >AUUUGGGHHHHHH!
Why didn't he just wear earmuffs?
Those weren't invented yet dummy
>Just get a better haircut, workout, shower, wear nicer clothes, and be yourself!
Grendel was an etin, they hate wearing things on their head
the more naked you are the more powerful you become in norse mythology
URGHH
god damnit I was drinking
Uncanny
that creature was NOT ok for a kid's movie
>kids movie
You're a moron, just as everyone who presumes "kid's movie" because it's animation. Actually the idea of movies specifically for children is moronic in the first place, and only started coming about during GenX and Millenial era when morons started thinking coddling children is the way to go instead of putting them to work on the farm to learn useful skills for their adulthood.
Thanks for the (You), dumbass.
>for their adulthood.
If there's a difference between childhood and adulthood, then you're acknowledging the same difference the GenX'ers and Millenials noticed.
Children's movies go back to the 1920s. Shut up.
zemeckis literally made the movie with the intent of doing a polar express type film but for adults
>hmm yes; today I will take my children to see a cinematic adaptation of a blood-soaked migration age poem
Dude is an open wound. His existence is pure agony.
me sneaking back to my room at 3 am with a plate full of hastily microwaved tendies but i opened the door with 1 second to go to not make any noise
>speaks in israeli accent
>IT SNEEDS
Kino
>Oy vey goyim can't ya turn down yah musiic its hurtin my ears!
Absolute and utter cringe, the movie.
urghh
I liked it.
>t.Grendel
What's wrong with it? Too loud, huh ugly. Gonna run back to glitter mummy.
I wake up crying tears of joy when I get to filter """""""""""people""""""""""" like you: filtered.
IT SPEAKS
The third act is pure kino
>jailbait side piece
>dragon chase
>big revelation that hs your sun and was actually perfect
>somber ending showing the neverending cycle
If this wouldve been live action, it would be a classic.
>implying wig laugh actually went through with it
it was heavily implied he did
No they just wanted to end the film on a cliffhanger. A man that spent his entire life in piety wouldn’t have succumbed to coomer dick while too old to get it up.
The guy was basically "Frick it, let's do this, b***h. I don't give a shit anymore because my best friend is dead" by the end there.
>Sun
Fricking moron
why the frick do you have my warwick session pics?
I think a somebody should have killed zemeckis for this photorealistic CGI he was pushing
Still better than Soi Wars: The Cuck Wars CGI
>he speaks?
>HE SPEAKS
Angelina Jolie in this movie was my sexual awakening
I remember showing up in theaters to see this and thinking it got mixed together with Shrek
>original manuscript written by christians
>andreas quoting christian parts of beowulf a century before that so they were part of the oral version
>no hint of antipathy toward christianity at all in the source text
>israeli director adds a completely imaginary anti christian speech into the story
Interesting decision
israelites gonna israelite
anything medieval makes israelites seethe massively. gotta put the grimdark filter on full blast and rewrite history so we don’t forget to be grateful to the 19th century middle class who brought us out of “darkness”
Zemeckis isn't israeli
Not that christcuck but the movie was mainly written by Neil Gaiman
That guy is a huge homosexual
he is a miserable old israelite but it's still a good movie
It's neither pro-Christian nor pro-Pagan. It does criticize Beowulf but ultimately still portrays him in a heroic light.
don’t make it pro anything, just adapt the fricking text without slathering ideology all over it
Someone can shoop a little broom and a janny hat
>Verification not required.
I pirated this movie twice and got an email from my ISP each time.
For me it's
The main theme is pretty ebin. Helped me achieve my max bench back in the day.
I laughed anon, thank you.
When this came out when i was in middle school i was not able to tell if this was liveaction or not
i was moronic
>could it be you're craving my mcnuggies?
>Oh, here comes anon. Everybody, this is anon! He spends all day in his room, but he's come down to say Merry Christmas!
>dropchockymilk.gif
>AUUUGGGHHHHHH!
I can't stand the part where he eats the dudes head.