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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    USE LESS ELECTRICITY
    give up television, internet and phones!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's not wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes he is, bugman
      have a nice day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People like you are literally the worst in the world, you selfish Black person brained moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is Cinemaphile anon. These are the dumbest motherfrickers on this site. Just make fun of them.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >live in a desert that has to pump in water
    >surprised there isn't enough water
    Do Californians really?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Johnny trigger warning lives in israelite york

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Live in desert without much water
      >Invest in massive public works to move water from places that have more water than they need to the desert

      Literally what is wrong with this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >have to overuse water to approach sustainability
        >run out of water
        that's what's wrong with it
        California isn't supposed to have that many people and surrounding states shouldn't have to pay the price.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          california literally has the best weather in north america and is the best access point to the pacific ocean. san francisco is the best natural harbor.
          there's a reason tens of millions of people moved there
          there's more than enough water there, they literally have the rocky mountains next door

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what do you mean they clearly don't have enough water, esp southern california
            how many rivers run off the rocky mountains into southern california? 1 how many actually make it to the ocean with any water 0

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >there isn't enough water, massive droughts
        >"gee clearly this water is best spent on ornamental lawns and a billion golf courses
        Face it, Americans are culturally committed to wastefulness and irresponsibility, and will throw a fit if you even hint that they might be bad people because of it
        >wuh- what do you mean I'm a dickhead because of my behaviour? I'm living the american dream 🙁

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You forget
          >b-but India and China bad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >OIL PIPE BAD! THINK ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT
        >SEA WATER DISTILLATION BAD! THINK ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT
        >What's wrong with building a trans continental pipe from the great lakes so we can fill our pools?

        I wish California would go back to the sea.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oil pipes are fine, and desal is fine too, but more expensive than other alternatives. Not sure why you assume that I have brain-dead auto-reactions to things.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >places that have more water than they need
        Ah yes, that must be why I'm always hearing about Arizona and Utah b***hing about California using too much Colorado River water

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They b***h because (1) California is easy to b***h at, and (2) they don't realize that California developed significantly earlier than they did with the (merited) assumption that people wouldn't want to live in a *real* inland desert, as opposed to the coastal temperate dry areas in California.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >can solve your water issues with desalinization plants that have been around for almost a century
      >refuse to build them
      >can solve all your power issues with power plants
      >refuse to build them
      >demand water from other states
      >demand electricity from other states

      They truly are parasites.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Desal is very energy intensive and expensive. Treatment and potable reuse of wastewater is more cost effective when you consider costs associated with primary and secondary treatment of wastewater that ends up being dumped into rivers and the ocean.

        >there isn't enough water, massive droughts
        >"gee clearly this water is best spent on ornamental lawns and a billion golf courses
        Face it, Americans are culturally committed to wastefulness and irresponsibility, and will throw a fit if you even hint that they might be bad people because of it
        >wuh- what do you mean I'm a dickhead because of my behaviour? I'm living the american dream 🙁

        The droughts are mainly political, outside of some places like Santa Barbara that aren't part of the CA State Water Project or the Colorado River Compact. There is more than enough water to go around. To the extent there is a drought, it's because the State refuses to run the pumps in San Joaquin at full power because they want to protect the Delta Smelt. The state also uses half of its 'water supply' for 'environmental purposes' to keep streams and estuaries running (most other states just dam rivers and let that be that). Of the remaining amount, the majority is used to irrigate crops which then go to feed the rest of the country. It's not like surrounding regions and states that sell water to California don't benefit from what's grown with that water.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The state also uses half of its 'water supply' for 'environmental purposes' to keep streams and estuaries running (most other states just dam rivers and let that be that).
          ???
          Yes I suppose that not using water resources to keep the ecosystem you're exploiting from collapsing is a kind of political decision. I don't know why you're putting it in inverted commas though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Shouldn't have had them around water supply. RE environmental purposes, I believe they are appropriate given that California stores water in its reservoirs, and then uses half of it to run through rivers and ultimately out to the ocean. Most other areas in the country don't bother with that, they just use stored water for irrigation and drinking.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Most of the other areas in the country don't have to worry about their rivers and streams drying up and the entire ecosystem dying.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's because they already have. You think that damming rivers and dumping barely treated wastewater into streams didn't have an impact throughout the 1800 and early 1900s?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I would rather eat food grown in my state than force our farmers to not grow because california and arizona and vegas are wasting it all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i can't wait for everyone in the southwest to fricking die. you deserve it for living in a desert

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kansas and Nebraska and Idaho and the great plans will also die of thirst.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and nothing of value was lost

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the Lake of Chad bs the Virgin River

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My solution? Increase the global population perpetually.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the english used this same excuse when they tried to genocide the irish using famine. its not a coincidence first they bankrupted the US on failed wars in the middle east now they're saving the world from overpopulation by mudering your friends and family

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >use less water
    India and china cause the biggest water polution out of all the west combined. He should know this john oliver owns the john oliver sewage refining plant

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hey you should clean your house, its filthy
      >BUT MY NEIGHBOURS HOUSE IS EVEN FILTHIER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Western states have also outsourced a lot of their industry to these states, partly because of laxer environmental and labour regulation.
      Therefore they bear the brunt of the western worlds emissions and pollution.

      This isn't exactly rocket science.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well that's kind of the point... they're not gonna do it so it's up to us to help out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that mentality kinda irks me, take the case of my country, 7th less poluter in the world, in fact take the case of entire Europe (we pulute 5% of the world per year). Nothing, and I say NOTHING we can do will reflect in how things will develop, China has 32 times our population, and their average citizen pollutes 3 times the average citizen of my country which means China as a whole pollutes 96 times more than my country. You would need 95 more of my countries to match them...so you thing is "up to us to help out"? literally for every tea spoon that we remove China dumps a bulldozer on top of us. There's a point of diminishing returns that you get 0 improvement per billions of investment, that's us right now.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His NYC apartment cost 10 million and has 4 bathrooms.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >live in a desert
    >piss away water on almonds and golf courses
    Yeah maybe you're a moron and you deserve to die

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      our water use wouldnt be a problem if the south west didnt impourt half of latin america and let them breed like rabits

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh frick off. the southwest literally belonged to us before you homosexuals stole it away in an unfair war. now it is our turn to take it back. i hope you learned spanish you marica.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What a stupid opinion. hispanics are like blacks people, absolutely moronic, unable to manage anything without fricking up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You will have it but under the United States banner. Never forget that. If you try to turn it into Mexico the more reasonable among you will kill you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you Hispanic rats are a huge problem nuChan and the internet in general

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you stole from us
          Rightful conquest, you took it from Native Americans first.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes Mr israelite

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw live a block from one on the largest rivers in the world
    I waste so much fricking water it's incredible

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kek urbanites will be so fricked if civil war breaks out
    Rednecks would just cut their water and power supply and that'd be the end of it
    American cities are literally parasitic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You already said this during the first civil war. I just hope I get to be in Sherman's march part 2. This time we won't be merciful Jethro.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the north had a high rural population and produced more food than the south. it also had the industry in its cities.

        these days it would be food and energy producers vs consumers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The first civil war was the opposite because the North was the industrialized side
          Now the libtard centers (aka cities) produce nothing and import everything from the rural parts and China

          You said the same thing during the first civil war. I'm looking forward to Sherman's march part 2. This time we will be confiscating your land and abolishing your way of life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The first civil war was the opposite because the North was the industrialized side
        Now the libtard centers (aka cities) produce nothing and import everything from the rural parts and China

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sir, the transgender squad is killing themselves before we've even left the base

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The Russian Army is pure and tuff, no trannies ever!!!!!!!!!
          >Gets pwnd by poorhomosexual slavshitters commanded by an actual IRL israelite who crossdresses

          Yikers cringey whingey

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can tell this post wrekt someone because they were in an argument and then stopped responding.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            but russia is winning

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Getting stuck into a war of attrition, and later likely a protracted insurgency, does not count as a victory when Nato and Russia expected a decapitating strike and total victory within weeks.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                western mercenaries literally beheaded a russian corpse and held the head up for tv cameras and today the judeo-ukrainian president called russia a terror state

                >getting shelled off the face of the earth every day = victory

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Re-read my post homosexual, a victory is decided by achieving goals relative to costs.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              western mercenaries literally beheaded a russian corpse and held the head up for tv cameras and today the judeo-ukrainian president called russia a terror state

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Desecrating a corpse =/= holding the food supply of hundreds of millions of people hostage.
                Russiabots are getting downright pathetic. You homosexuals used to be good at disinfo, what happened?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They were never good at disinfo. They just got lucky that their interests aligned with the Republican Party's. republicans will repeat any stupid lie so long as it gives them power.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                western mercenaries put civilians on the ground level of apartment complexes to act as human shields while they fought russian troops from the higher floors

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you fighting in cities? I thought that Ukrainians would welcome liberation from the fascists.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh wow they're winning after nearly 6 months of fighting and only lost like 20 thousand troops?

              How fast did America invade Iraq and beat Sadaam? And America didn't even share a border. But yeah sure, they're "winning."

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                america lost in iraq, afghanistan, and ukraine

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s been over 8 years. The war exists to justify the oil israelites cranking the price to 7$ arbitrarily

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              By this point Russia has lost like half the number of men the soviets lost during ten years in Afghanistan. If winning looks like this I'm afraid to even think about what losing looks like.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and israelitekraine has lost 20x that number, what's you're point?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ukraine lost 400,000 soldiers? How are they still fighting?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they're sending volkssturm into the trenches to get blown up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ukraine has lost about 1.5x the number of russia
                defenders can always take more of a beating because they have a good reason to keep fighting
                as soon as russia cannot keep their own casualties under the rug anymore, their homefront will collapse, the same thing happened in afghanistan
                meanwhile, every bombed mall and restaurant in ukraine only strengthens the defenders resolve

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're losing thousands every couple of days, russia isn't losing that many.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                hundreds is more likely, their armies are roughly equal in size and the conflict has largely degraded into a stalemate now with similar levels of casualties on both sides:
                this is so much worse for russia than for ukraine

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >stalemate
                lol no, in case you haven't been paying attention they are crumbling in donbass. they have been for weeks and even the western media admits it now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >crumbling for weeks
                >for weeks
                >weeks
                I'm sure the ukrainian resistance will crumble any minute now, comrade! another lightning strike against kiev, comrade!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Two more weeks Z-sisters!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sure sure, ukraine stronk. how's the last kherson offensive going?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                after taking all the productive land russia has little need to take much more. you are like a north korean who believes kim jong is a demigod, except you live in america

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >utterly ruin all the productive land
                >kill and displace it's inhabitants
                >can't restore productivity because all of a sudden Russia is cut of from western industry and can't manufacture the parts they need because their autarchy measures failed
                What a life!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >utterly ruin all the productive land
                not true at all
                >can't restore productivity because all of a sudden Russia is cut of from western industry and can't manufacture the parts they need because their autarchy measures failed
                not true, russia and china manufacture everything the world needs. they don't need judeo-bolshevik propaganda or hormone blockers in order to get a mill or factory running

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bruh russia is literally successor to judeo bolshevik soviet state and their entire argument for invasion is that ukrainians are nazis

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                russia has an immune system to judeo bolshevik tricks thanks to the millions of people they killed there and in china before ww2. america is suffering from a bad infection however and will likely succumb

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the only credible nazi threat in the modern world is zionism, which is the israeli version of nazism and the ruin of western nations

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Im a fervent Zionist and everything you said is 100% correct.
                The trick is to realize that the Nazis were right and the people who we’re a threat to deserve to die

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >russia and china manufacture everything the world needs
                My brother in Christ what makes you think that they, givne the absolute state of interconnectivity of the global economy are even remotely capable of restoring the industry they just got done blowing up in the Donbass without the parts they need being held up by sanctions?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they said the same thing about the US having a magic chemical needed to make CPUs but now china is doing fine. china will occupy the middle east including afghanistan's rare earth metals

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My point is that the Afghan debacle lead to the collaspe of the soviet union. With that in mind things in general seems pretty grim for the Russians.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the soviet union isn't russia though. russia is making more money than ever with high oil prices.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the zionists murdered around 2 million people in the middle east in the last 20 years, and they spent 10 trillion US tax dollars (stolen) to do it. they also did 9/11

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Horde don't give a shit how many people they throw in the grinder, they just keep grinding until the job is done

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >>Gets pwnd by poorhomosexual slavshitters
            Biggest army in Europe, trained and funded for 8 years by the USA

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I knew that Russia had the biggest army in Europe but I didn't realize that they were trained by the USA?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you'll live to witness troony suicide bombers deployed against brigadier general Sambo's no chin having corn syrup volunteers
          Kino timeline.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Your unique and interesting posts surely amuse the other "people" in your friend simulator. You're very funny and kewl.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cope & seethe, brown & fat.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >implying a southern militia would be any better
          Both sides would be absolute idiots who have no idea what they're doing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        During the first war the north had mostly rural people fighting for them. It was rural vs rural not urban vs rural.

        It won’t be the same this time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it will be 2 weeks of maga hats rioting like Black folk and then the government steps in and grabs another few thousand inmates for their blacksites

          a civil war in america will never happen, it will be at worst riots like in the 60s that go nowhere

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the US government will stage false flag attacks and then release another bioweapon on the public before the war starts in earnest

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              another thing they could do is put pacification chemicals in the food supply after they consolidate production (by starting fires etc at the production facilities)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The other side includes the entire establishment and also the military. I wonder who will win a bunch of hicks with AR-15s or actual military force.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        like they won in afghanistan

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fat frick Americans don't have the balls to carry on a war like the Taliban did. Don't even try to compare yourselves.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            trannies and sjws are not good at performing military operations! they are only good at cancelling people who aren't thinking the same! you are doomed! you will be cancelled by a troony more extreme than yourself!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              troony Ukraine is beating Rusia, so...I guess you're wrong?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the trannies in ukraine are principled freedom fighters. dont try to compare xirselves

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So some trannies are gud and some r bad?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>The other side includes the entire establishment and also the military. I wonder who will win a bunch of hicks with AR-15s or actual military force.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are hardened warriors with strong principles fighting for the freedom of their country. Cletus meanwhile would shit his pants and surrender on the spot once Biden drone strikes his apartment.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >umm we will win because we will genocide you
            It's funny how americans always think like this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This shit pisses me off, Americans have no idea what it looks like when tensions get that high. Getting real sick of the performative apocalyptic tone they take with everything in complete ignorance of how petty and inconsequential their ideological differences actually are.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Americans have no idea what it looks like when tensions get that high
        They also have no idea about the highly complex causes to civil wars in democratic states where the state has a high degree of legitimacy.
        One obvious spark would be the republican-aligned coup attempt last year, which might then lead to a counter-coup and fracturing within the state. Like, this isn't just going to be "north vs. south, urban vs rural", you have to analyse the political situation in the country and not let yourself be distracted by rhetoric.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The south would unironically fricking fall into a dystopia if not for the libtard areas propping up our economy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but at what cost? You guys could just stop being gays and it would solve everything.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          other people have to stop being gays... because you say so?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          reminder that God does not exist

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't the states desalinate ocean water and use that? Checkmate, Johnny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That actually destroys the ocean because of backflow of very very salty water. Unless you want to spend 600 dollars per month (for fresh water and healthy oceans) for your tapwater.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being a white guy, moving to israel, getting a tv show, and telling them how to live their life every week. that would take a lot of chutzpah

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Live on a verdant water planet
    >Not enough water

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How much of that water is freshwater and accessible to humans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        With desalinization plants, all of it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Desalinisation is very energy intensive, so not really no, unless you're suggesting switching over to an all-renewable grid.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That takes fossil fuels mr!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT BECOME ADDICTED TO THE WATER
    YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OI
    >DO YUEUGH'VE GUT YOUR LOICENSE TO BE ALIVE MATE?!
    >DO YE!?
    >OFF TO DA INCEL CAGES WITH YA THEN!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JUST EAT THE FREAKIN BUGS ALREADY

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just take the monkey pox vaccine bigot or you'll get fired from your job

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only people that should get it are high risk groups, aka immunocompromised patients and gays
      Are you an AIDS ridden homosexual?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bill gates is already releasing the edited version thats more transmissible please don't comment if you don't read the news

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Virus editing
          Are you fricking moronic
          Viruses aren't computer programs, just because bill gates is invovled doesn't mean it's a literal virus

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            remember they vaccinated the smart people first. now they'll get stupid people like you with the poopoo homosexual virus

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Gene editing isn't real
            Are YOU moronic?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Viruses have genes
              Viruses aren't even alive

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                according to talmudic law neither is a baby

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                neither talkmud, nor the bible or the quran recognize a fetus as a human being before week 24 when "the quickening" happens and the baby moves inside the womb
                dont blame this on the israelites alone

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >3 abrahamic cult books
                Mohammed had a israeli wife dont victim shame

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The one whose entire family he killed?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                take my wife please!

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is he lecturing me about water, where's the joke?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe don't build your towns in the fricking desert lol

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I just hope I get to be in Sherman's march part 2. This time we won't be merciful Jethro.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean it's irresponsible to build fifteen gold courses in the middle of the desert?
    I am literally being genocided right now.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Use the water on growing almonds and alfalfa

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just not live in a desert?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >insist on non native landscaping
    >insist on hosting water hungry industry like almond farming
    >refuse to do anything about it like build desalinization plants
    Californians truly are moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yet they have a budget surplus unlike the red leeches

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then it should hardly be an issue

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s really rasy to have a budget surplus when you don’t invest in things that tou’re supposed to and just ignore your major problems like mass homeless, extreme wildfires, water shortages, rolling blackouts etc. but hey, at least you increased the LAPD’s budget by 8 quadrillion dollars so they could give jaywalking tickets more efficiently.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arziona and Utah have, collectively a larger allocation of the Colorado River than California. This isn't on SOCAL alone, no matter how much you want it to be.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >boohoo another state uses their water and doesn’t give it to me so it’s their fault not mine

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you'll be dead in the coming civil war in the Southwest over water, so it doesn't matter

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I live in northern Europe fren, plenty of water to go around for me. Stop seething about californians and, I can't stress this enough stop trying to maintain a perfectly manicured lawn in the middle of a fricking desert.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I can't stress this enough stop trying to maintain a perfectly manicured lawn in the middle of a fricking desert
            I said to do that in my first post, schizo

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lawns aren’t bad depending on how you have it set up and where you live. Having a lawn in Arizona is dumb but most Arizonans have desert style stone-and-cactus gardens.
            Not sure how you do a golf course without grass. I don’t golf. Does anyone know of there is an acceptable alternative?
            In general golf is a spectacularly wasteful sport, but I’m loath to tell people how to spend their time and money

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WASTING RESOURCES... LE GOOD
    Conservatives really? You do realize you are just making shit more expensive for yourself right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "conservatives" are brain-damaged. try and point out to one living in AZ that the only reason they can live is because of massive efforts by the federal government to provide the necessary resources for them to live there and their brain shuts down.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post a picture of this guy that doesn’t make me want to beat him featureless.
    If you could torture one human being to death without any consequences, would you pick this guy, hassan piker, joy reid or taylor lorenz.
    Rules: whoever you pick, by the end of the process, you must have completely flayed them, removed their eyes, ears, nose, nails and genitalia, amputated all limbs, and cut out tongue and palate (in Minecraft)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh Seth Rogan is also on the list

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >We'll just let millions die of dehydration and lose millions of acres of productive land instead of just replacing golf courses with virtual golf simulators.
    The "conservatives" ladies and gents.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >jon oliver said something so I have to make fun of it even though it's sensible and intelligent!
    humans deserve to die off because of how moronic we are

    republicans in particular are a special breed of neanderthal. how can you believe that the election was stolen? how can you really believe that when it's touted by a serial liar in Trump?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      when neanderthals left europe some of them headed south where they met with africans who were heading north, the land they met them in was modern day israel

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >elites are now openly telling poor people to use less resources, lower their expectations, and brace for the worst

    I'm worried bros. Wtf is going to happen this decade?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Golf courses and lawns are something for the upper and middle classes anon.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You should give up your yard in favour of growing your own food to fight globohomosexual and pesticides

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Front lawns are objectively the most wasteful basedburban creation, and should absolutely be removed from the norms of property ownership.
    No, you can’t convince me otherwise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dont care. gonna pollute as much as I can and leave a dead world for the asiatics, israelites, and nigs to fight over

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is the ultimate redpill. If I didn’t have kids, I would dump or bury a car battery in every National park, beach or river I ever visit.
        I’ve seen time magazine’s composites of “the new Americans/Europeans” and I have no incentive to leave them a world they can enjoy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          considering how many millions of children bill gates and donald trump injected with the deadly vax i always litter now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          dont care. gonna pollute as much as I can and leave a dead world for the asiatics, israelites, and nigs to fight over

          There is something special about americans that they'll just shamelessly admit to being absolutely evil pieces of shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you won't do shit you pansy homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can’t remember the last time I read something that made me this angry

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            >YEAH KILLEM

            [...]
            There is something special about americans that they'll just shamelessly admit to being absolutely evil pieces of shit.

            its ok, enjoy the climate in the future bros!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >t. too chickenshit to do any of that shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why would i be too chickenshit to litter and use tons of plastic and dump oil down the drain?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well have you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pound sand libtard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >conservative
          >actively trying to prevent anything from being conserved
          Why am I not surprised?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is the ultimate redpill. If I didn’t have kids, I would dump or bury a car battery in every National park, beach or river I ever visit.
        I’ve seen time magazine’s composites of “the new Americans/Europeans” and I have no incentive to leave them a world they can enjoy

        >YEAH KILLEM

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    (170313920)
    Bait so obvious that anyone who takes it is a bot or a sock puppet trying to generate organic engagement by inflating (you) count

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    israeli soldiers in ukraine wear fake 1488 black sun tattoos while they send ukrainians marching to their deaths. western mercenaries are fleeing the conflict because they have no faith in the leadership. the war for khazaria is designed to empty out khazaria of slavic gentiles in order to make room for fleeing israelis to settle there after china, russia and the rising BRICS superpower allies with iran and co

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >muh union of conservative states

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >ukraine in second place
    what do I do with this info?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      vodkaBlack folk be like "yeah but ukraine doe"

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literally just filled up a glass of water had less than half of the glas then poured the rest down the drain
    not my problem. sometimes i even just run the tap for a little while just for laughs.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    John Gayliver

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But don't golf and yards create absorbs CO2 and generates oxygen? They now want LESS grass in the world? Did they suddenly stop being afraid of global warming?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, this is a war on grass. Go outside and touch some.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you live in the Southwestern deserts, sure. Here on the East coast we're getting tropical levels of rain, and our reservoirs have been overflowing for decades.

    I'm sure Mr. It's Current Year addressed that, right? Or did he demand the entire country go thirsty?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LIVE IN THE POD

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Give up golf
    Sounds fair
    >Your yard
    Yeah, maybe if you live in the middle of the dessert
    >Meat
    No thank you.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He’s right. Lawns are moronic and reducing meat consumption by even a little would have massive benefits on the world. And I’m sure he talks about corporate use being the biggest contributor because John Oliver is really good about anti corp stuff.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As a liberal, my main issue with my side is the seething superiority complex. Nothing attracts people to your side more than acting like a colossal butthole who is better than everyone else.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dumb gay homosexual

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw living in NE
    >tfw house has geothermal and solar energy systems
    >tfw I reclaim rain water and gray water from the house, recycle them and use for irrigation and toilet water so I’m 95% off the grid.
    >tfw I have a cherry and almond tree orchard
    >tfw I also have a massive lawn
    Frick California. The Mexicans drank the place dry. They can all die of heatstroke and dehydration. It truly is the third world over there

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