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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hes just like me

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I was thinking in that scene is how much thin timothee is. A person that weak can’t fight, he’d be broken like a fricking twig.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ummm, you sure?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No weight classes in wars

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This guy could kick my ass but would get his ass kicked by top fighters in higher weight divisions. That's a big reason they segregate them by weight in the first place.

          Feyd wasn’t a unit. Bigger than Paul sure but it wasn’t a wrestling match

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This guy could kick my ass but would get his ass kicked by top fighters in higher weight divisions. That's a big reason they segregate them by weight in the first place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well it was more than just a quick fight in the book.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but he has psychic powers or some shit Black person or w/e lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was it Timmy who did that quad flip or was it a stunt guy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s literally psychic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they handled his size well in the movie. He was never presented as someone who could over power Feyd, but could use his speed and agility to get some blows. But in the end, he would have still lost if it weren't for his prescient abilities

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, but Feyd cheated by putting a poisoned barb on his armor - which i don't think was really clear in the film

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think the poison was used in DUNC 2.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You’re right - it wasn’t in there at all. I don’t mind that change. It’s makes Feyd-Rautha at least a little bit more honourable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        his speed was superior

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you fight him then?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      paul is
      >personally trained by 2 of the strongest and most respected fighters in the empire
      >trained in the bene gesserit's Weirding Way, meaning extremely fine control of every muscle and nerve in the body, practitioners were able to move so fast it appeared as teleporation to any observer
      >a human computer
      >able to see the past and future, either because of bascially magic or being a human computer who also was the first to drink lsd and is able to do it through pure calculation we dont really know that is still debated among dune fans 6 decades later
      feyd is
      >a chad playboy who is a head taller than Paul and has 30 pounds on him
      >barely loses the fight and only because of deception

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MUH SILLOUETTE

    such a reddit cinematoraphy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't even know english

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lel

      yeah he did the same first-year film student shit in Sicario and Cinemaphile creamed its diapers

      the worst part of it is that was when they should've been conducting stand-to. he could got the same basic shot but had no credible tactical consultant to help set it up

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zero imagination.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breathtaking cinematography.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a dick?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are Harkonnens cut or uncut?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Disgusting uncut whereas the enlightened fremen are certainly cutchads

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >enlightened
          >genital mutilation based on vague religious practices
          kek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't follow at all. the Harkonnen were all about body modifications where as the fremen probably wouldn't cut so they could lock in the moisture

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sand in foreskin tho

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They are always wearing their suits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can see his panties.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The jockstrap is too small or why doesn't it cover the sides? Ridiculous

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why wasn't the fight any better than the mini series fight?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TZD

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do brown girls really act like this when they are denied BWC?!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blacks are out there fricking yo girls and you're wondering about le BWC in your room. Are qe winning, son?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Zendaya is literally dating a white dude irl lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      qt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The movie should've ended with everyone boarding the ships to start the holy war and it would've been perfect. I don't get why Denis thought closing the movie with Chani making cringe expression was a good idea, what was even the point of that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Building up a lot more romantic struggle in the next one. It will be a major theme

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We already got that love struggle in the prior scene though. Making the important closing sequence about Chani was a weird decision.
          I don't even know how they will be able to connect to Messiah after that movie ending, there's no love left between Chani and Paul.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't the first movie start with her face? I think it was to show the Fremen still aren't free, they're just fanatic slaves to Paul now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because of modern hollywood, anything else is cope.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Denis thought closing the movie with Chani making cringe expression was a good idea, what was even the point of that?
        He'll do a full Benioff&Weiss with Dunc3 which will be titled
        >dunc3: Rise of Chani

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude what if beige and beige and beige
    >what if the only shots that don't have a 3mm depth of focus are the very wide shots
    >what if those super blurry closeups are 2 hours of the movie
    >what if there's no thought to the arrangement of people within the scene except in the most feeble ways possible
    >what if there's no dramatic lighting in a SINGLE shot in the film
    >what if we end the movie with one of the most obnoxious faces possible after PERFECT buildup and Zimmer's best track since Thin Red Line
    VILLENUEVE STOP MAKING SCIFI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >complaining about a desert planet being the color of sand

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wanna know how i know you don't know anything?
        https://film-grab.com/2013/02/10/lawrence-of-arabia/#

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinema reflects real life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Trump at the bottom left?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, it's Sanguinius, polar opposite of Trump

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I supposed to believe that sticc DYEL can actually fight?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I made Arrakis in my garage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got a phd account but I don't feel like tanking my ratio to get part 2. I wish grinding out ratios wasn't so slow on these sites

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait a minute....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sovl

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Villaneueve is utterly lost without Roger Deakins holding his hand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Polytechnique and Incendies really do look good but Greg Frasier is genuinely one of the worst american cinematographers working today

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Greg Frasier is genuinely one of the worst american cinematographers working today
        What makes you say that? He’s not even american, lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's primarily working FOR americans for his last several films and I think all of them look horrible barring the shots in Rogue One that I'm certain Edwards designed himself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He did good on Part 2.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate the aesthetic of Dune Part 2

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think that would have to do more with set designers/art directors than the cinematographer

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              cinematography for Dune 2 was actually hideous apart from the first orange scene on arrakis and the black and white scene on whatever planet that was

              the whole thing has this gross, bland, desaturated, shallow focus handheld cheap piece of shit Netflix series look to it

              people praising the cinematography actually blows my mind

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feyd looks decent but Chalabussy's silhouette is fricking autistic in appearance

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dogshit pozzed woke garbage

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >source of light behind a generic scene
    >KINO KINO KINO
    Hello Red.dit. No wonder you like Villememe shit, since all he does is apeing better artists to no effect.
    >long slow shot = deep, since deep movies use long slow shots
    lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's right althoughbeit.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when modern cinema is so shit and modern audiences are such plebs that some cliche shot of two guys with backlight is considered amazing

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sandslop

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MGS4 did it better :^)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty good

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >interpolation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no just played at a higher speed so it fits into 2 minutes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We need to rape asiaticmoot like in Spetters to allow for 20mb MP4 w/audio on Cinemaphile specifically

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      headbutt is such a lame move
      I don't know why so called "fight choreographers" overuse it so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was that spin really necessary?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Genuinely yes. Paul has already seen exactly what will win him the fight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol can't take chim chom seriously. Too effeminate.
      The fight is boring, the headbutting lame and it's all yellow.
      Why are zoomzooms impressed by this again?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know the Cinemaphile schtick for the most annoying users has always been bland contrarianism against anything that’s widely well-received. But the gremlins really come out of the woodwork extra hard over this film. Now, I’m not suggesting that this film has the greatest cinematography of all time or anything like that. But to suggest that it’s a bad looking movie would require a person to be actually mentally handicapped.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are just impressed by slop, anon.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gears of war color palette
    >red alert 3 sfx
    >lead can't act
    >source material butchered to appease the qwerty community
    >forgettable soundtrack
    >offensively bland production design and costumes
    >sound mixing nolan would be proud of
    >no vision or sovl
    DUNC is objectively bad, just like Lame Tranner.
    >UM ACKSHUALLY IT MADE TRILLIONS AND EVERYONE LOVES IT
    Mass psychosis.

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