>OP post >is wrong
Why is this allowed?
Look at the image you posted, look at Tom's teeth and try again this without slandering the kino that is Interview with a Vampire
Maxillary central incisor is the most kino vampire teeth location.
That's where they are on vampire bats, vampires don't get bit by dogs why would their canines be big?
Don't Christians literally drink the blood of an undead god?
>undead god
lrn2theology
>literally
no, Catholics figuratively drink the blood of a god who rose from human death.
>Catholics figuratively drink the blood
It's called transubstantiation. Wine becomes blood, bread becomes flesh, literally. Communion is meant to be mystical union with the living union itself, consuming and taking into yourself divinity. The entire Catholic mass is a ritual meant to invoke and channel divine grace, i.e. God's gift of help given freely and plentifully to those who embrace the word.
Leptirica aka the only folklore "accurate" vampire movie
That movie did so many questionable thing, but that is one of the greatest vampire scenes ever made. I love the eerie "singing" she does when she comes down the stairs
Is it on public trackers? I'm only on one private one
2 years ago
Anonymous
it's on rutracker
2 years ago
Anonymous
>rutracker
Does Dmitry narrate it or does it have subs?
No idea, I didn't check any public ones. Just started downloading it from Snahp.
Searched for it just now, didn't find anything, is it under another name?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Searched for it just now, didn't find anything, is it under another name?
I just typed Leptirica into the search bar and got three results, all of them 1080p rips.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Looks like I have the old domain saved, that's the problem. What's the new one?
2 years ago
Anonymous
fora.snahp.eu
2 years ago
Anonymous
Saviour, thank you
2 years ago
Anonymous
>actors are dubbed over by a monotone slavBlack person >actresses are dubbed over by the same monotone slavBlack person >original audio track has been stripped
ah, rutracker
2 years ago
Anonymous
it's on rutracker
Dual audio and english subbed
2 years ago
Anonymous
No idea, I didn't check any public ones. Just started downloading it from Snahp.
These films are really fricking boring outside of the vampire scenes, which there are not many. At least in the first two films, haven't seen the third.
>Dracula '31 twice
Dracula 1979 also sucks.
Hammer Dracula 1958 should be there. Also Hammer's The Vampire Lovers, Dracula: Prince of Darkness, Countess Dracula.
i forget the name but theres a kung fu movie about the folklore vampires of asia. like that one character in the darkstalkers game
theres ultraviolet
theres the one with ethan hawke and sam niel
vampire in brooklyn
blackula
house of dracula
bloodsucking freaks
blade
I love how they filmed her climbing out of the coffin and then played the footage backwards so her movements look all unnatural.
They did a similar thing in Salem's Lot for the vampire window scenes. Simple, but great effect
Why do vampires have so many different weaknesses? Garlic, crosses, daylight, holy water, etc. Is it because modern day vampires are a combination of a bunch of different old stories?
I always felt the twilight cast were just amoral and selfish. You know the "with great powers comes great responsibility" thing? They ignore that. They just chill and don't care about anything until their precious Bella is threatened. They have protagonist centered morality.
>"with great powers comes great responsibility" >>why don't these centuries-old people adhere to this idealistic opinion created by a person and propagated by people who wouldn't have to shoulder said responsibility anyway
For a movie series with plenty of avenues of valid critique, I'm not sure what the frick you were thinking with this.
Man I watched Salem's Lot and I don't get it. Even for a 70s TV movie it's really shit. There are more atmospheric episodes of Columbo. The Kolchak movies are leagues beyond it. Yeah Barlow looks good but everything else is just shit to me.
Why not.
I want to impregnate twins.
I love them
The duality of man
god they're repulsive
and twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnns!
Is this a Hammer film?
Twins of Evil is a Hammer film, yeah.
yeah it's for hammering your dick
I VANT TO SUCC YOUR BOOBA
based and bleh! pilled
They are both dead and died in their 60s
Dicke titten
More noticeable, the actor doesn’t have to open their mouth stupid wide to be seen
why the frick would a vampire want their fangs clearly visible to others?
small but sharp incisors with prominent canines is top kino
>OP post
>is wrong
Why is this allowed?
Look at the image you posted, look at Tom's teeth and try again this without slandering the kino that is Interview with a Vampire
>Interview with a Vampire
Interview with THE Vampire you pleb.
No, 'a'.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interview_with_the_Vampire_(film)
Get out of my timestream, fricking trans-dimensional illegals.
'A'
check out this gay in the wrong timeline
This is how you do vampire fangs and teeth.
You're such a dork, Brewster!
>THE MASHTER WILL KILL YOU FOR THISHHH
>have sex
>have sex
this is what real vampires look like
im gonna morb
This is Reddit This is memes
LE funni vampiors.
>Shitty looking vamps
>Shitty meme
>Shitty movie.
That dr who homosexual and paul allen should not be allowed to act ever again.
what not having sex and pooping your pants the answer is yes, does to a MF
Rats? You ate rats, Louey?
Maxillary central incisor is the most kino vampire teeth location.
That's where they are on vampire bats, vampires don't get bit by dogs why would their canines be big?
Orlokian vampires are based.
yeah
based in Judaism
The myth of vampirism came from the blood-sucking rituals of orthodox israelites.
Don't Christians literally drink the blood of an undead god?
I'm here to commit evil
>literally
no, Catholics figuratively drink the blood of a god who rose from human death.
>figuratively
Heresy
Your soul will burn, intellectual
No
>undead god
lrn2theology
>Catholics figuratively drink the blood
It's called transubstantiation. Wine becomes blood, bread becomes flesh, literally. Communion is meant to be mystical union with the living union itself, consuming and taking into yourself divinity. The entire Catholic mass is a ritual meant to invoke and channel divine grace, i.e. God's gift of help given freely and plentifully to those who embrace the word.
t. religion weirdo
Vampirism has nothing to do with vampire bats
>begone thot!
Based Jacinto.
>candlesticks have cross shaped bases
>grabs 2 of them to make 1 cross instead of using 2 crosses
Moff vs Dookie
I don't care what century you're from, that's gotta hurt!
mogs all your vampires
Cringe.
>weeb capeshit
Both mogged by the monogatari e-girl
There we go, a fellow man of taste
>tranime delusions
Which one is that?
I stopped watching the sequels because >no peter cushing
any other kino?
Gotta have this in there
Based Goth.
I guarantee this sucks.
Why can't anyone ever make a movie as interesting as the poster?
>Necroscope adaptation never
Leptirica aka the only folklore "accurate" vampire movie
That movie did so many questionable thing, but that is one of the greatest vampire scenes ever made. I love the eerie "singing" she does when she comes down the stairs
>Leptirica aka the only folklore "accurate" vampire movie
Where can I find this?
just google leptirica 1973 archive.org, it got english subs and all
Interesting fact: A man apparently died of fright while watching this
You're a god, thanks anon
just glad to share friend!
>watching some shitty 240p stream and not just pirating a 1080p blu-ray rip
ngmi
Is it on public trackers? I'm only on one private one
it's on rutracker
>rutracker
Does Dmitry narrate it or does it have subs?
Searched for it just now, didn't find anything, is it under another name?
>Searched for it just now, didn't find anything, is it under another name?
I just typed Leptirica into the search bar and got three results, all of them 1080p rips.
Looks like I have the old domain saved, that's the problem. What's the new one?
fora.snahp.eu
Saviour, thank you
>actors are dubbed over by a monotone slavBlack person
>actresses are dubbed over by the same monotone slavBlack person
>original audio track has been stripped
ah, rutracker
Dual audio and english subbed
No idea, I didn't check any public ones. Just started downloading it from Snahp.
unironically Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
Needs the 70’s Toho vampire trilogy.
These films are really fricking boring outside of the vampire scenes, which there are not many. At least in the first two films, haven't seen the third.
>Dracula '31 twice
Dracula 1979 also sucks.
Hammer Dracula 1958 should be there. Also Hammer's The Vampire Lovers, Dracula: Prince of Darkness, Countess Dracula.
>Hammer Dracula 1958 should be there
Probably the best Dracula film ever made, along with Coppola's.
Kronos is like proto weebshit and I love it
>captain kronos
It's Caroline Munro kino.
Drove me wild in that movie
more recent one
Let The Right One In
i forget the name but theres a kung fu movie about the folklore vampires of asia. like that one character in the darkstalkers game
theres ultraviolet
theres the one with ethan hawke and sam niel
vampire in brooklyn
blackula
house of dracula
bloodsucking freaks
blade
>theres the one with ethan hawke and sam niel
Daylight, that one's not too bad
I love how they filmed her climbing out of the coffin and then played the footage backwards so her movements look all unnatural.
They did a similar thing in Salem's Lot for the vampire window scenes. Simple, but great effect
I can't wait for this weekend bros
Goddamn she was fricking stacked.
what show/movie?
winona ryder
no, man. the movie name not the actress
Zoom zoom.
moron
Bram Stoker's Dracula
>I'll be in my room
Sauce
Dracula: Dead and Loving It.
Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl got it right.
Easier to see and easier for the actors to close their mouth.
Easier to see.
Why do vampires have so many different weaknesses? Garlic, crosses, daylight, holy water, etc. Is it because modern day vampires are a combination of a bunch of different old stories?
supposedly you could distract them by throwing coins because they'd be forced to count them
not sure what could have inspired that one haha
Because they aren't werewolves? Get it?
Lycan fricking shits.
seethe wienersucker
SAY IT
Imagine the smell.
How many of the cuties do you think KStew fricked in this movie?
As long as she got the actress who played Alice, she has my infinite respect for having top tier taste.
>be immortal vampire
>have nothing better to do than pick up high schoolers and play baseball
I always felt the twilight cast were just amoral and selfish. You know the "with great powers comes great responsibility" thing? They ignore that. They just chill and don't care about anything until their precious Bella is threatened. They have protagonist centered morality.
>"with great powers comes great responsibility"
>>why don't these centuries-old people adhere to this idealistic opinion created by a person and propagated by people who wouldn't have to shoulder said responsibility anyway
For a movie series with plenty of avenues of valid critique, I'm not sure what the frick you were thinking with this.
v-vegana!
this one is pretty bizarre
who else looking forward to this movie?
(veri interesting must watch/10)
>Blomkamp
Guaranteed dogshit.
>thread turning into a twilight / coomer thread
for shame. Post your favourite vampire scenes that are actually creepy:
Man I watched Salem's Lot and I don't get it. Even for a 70s TV movie it's really shit. There are more atmospheric episodes of Columbo. The Kolchak movies are leagues beyond it. Yeah Barlow looks good but everything else is just shit to me.
the one where they're in a dance hall and they look at the mirrors and they're the only people who have a reflection
>no vampire gf to teasingly bite me
The vampire battle at the end of The Lost Boys has stuck with me since I was a kid.
It’s all part of the demoralization campaign
>expected lesbo dracula daughter
>got lesbo satanic cult with gore
i was slightly disappointed
Jarmuschbros tap in
Jermas lookin good.