Imagine how good they would get at it too. Human baseball players essentially keep improving their skills until they physically decline from age, however they try to delay it with drugs. Vampires, though, are immortal and eternally youthful. Imagine how good a Canseco or a Hank Aaron could get with 100 years of youth. The only thing is the lack of competition but theoretically they could keep improving forever with no skill ceiling.
>coach of a team that doing really bad walking around the town during night time >finds this extremely talented kid playing by himself >kid is doing things with the ball that not even the pros could do so consistently >coach tries to recruit it him for the team >is actually a vampire kid and accepts being part of the team but let's the coach know he can only play during night time >movie turns into a comedy with the coach finding ways to make his kids team only play during night time and the vampire kid MVPing every match >must have an scene where they play against a religious school that actually weakness the vampire
Ryan Gosling would play the coach role
could this work
>tfw when night baseball was just a way to let the vampires play
>coach of a team that doing really bad walking around the town during night time >finds this extremely talented kid playing by himself >kid is doing things with the ball that not even the pros could do so consistently >coach tries to recruit it him for the team >is actually a vampire kid and accepts being part of the team but let's the coach know he can only play during night time >movie turns into a comedy with the coach finding ways to make his kids team only play during night time and the vampire kid MVPing every match >must have an scene where they play against a religious school that actually weakness the vampire
Ryan Gosling would play the coach role
could this work
Sounds great, reminds me of baseball moview I watched as a kid.
I so intensely want to be part of a small insular community of extraordinary individuals that don't have to interact with the regular riff-raff of humanity unless absolutely necessary
whenever i read old biographies of the aristocracy, how they were taught from a young age to fight, create art, be warriors, and leaders
and had special privileges to carry sword and command commoners around and own property
I've gotten into 'spirituality' shit as a fully grown man. Everything from the law of attraction to Wiccan covens to psychedelic drugs are actually magic (or something).
50 Shades.
Twilight at least has some interesting moments
Shades is just an extended fanfic without the supernatural aspects and sex scenes written by a 14 years old girl
>skeleton of a predator on the opposite shoulder (he's an undead monster) >mutt extra in the background staring at the two characters for seemingly no reason (he represents early humanity and our ape ancestors looking at what they'll eventually be evolving into)
KEEENOI
visual poetry
The original Twilight is Cinemaphile approved, you don't have to put cringe in front of the kino around these parts anon
Unironically it's a pretty comfy film. Really good soundtrack too
3 months ago
Anonymous
No it's terrible bro and I live in PNW. Movie is for chicks
3 months ago
Anonymous
>movie is for chicks
and?
3 months ago
Anonymous
there's nothing wrong with it being a cringe but good movie, that doesn't take away from the comfy
the forest twinkle scene had me in stitches
The problem with scenes like this is if you understand sports and you see actors trying to imitate athletes but look like spastic morons. She clearly throws like a fricking girl and that pitch MAYBE went 30 mph.
And then the stiff ass running form tells me that woman runs 100 meters in like 20 seconds.
It is by far one of the unathletic sports ever.
It’s a super weird set up when you see a local game. Tv obscures this, It is the only team sport I know where 15/18 of the players are just standing around for most of the game.
It really pisses me off that director Catherine Hardwicke went from a very fine debut film - Thirteen - to this utter shit. Why the frick would she make such a choice?
Maybe it's wrong to have other YA novels and anime on my mind but I watched all the 5 movies just a few days ago and I can barely remember anything because it feels like barely anything happened. They just stayed in one place and there was some silly drama and that's it. Now if the dialogue and the interaction between people were deep that would be cool but they weren't.
Like they showed that italian vampire clan but they just didn't do anything most of the time. They tried to do some history and worldbuilding but it all felt rushed and not well integrated into the story. I really don't get how these movies made so much money compared to something like Harry Potter where shit actually happened. I thought it would be some cheesy, turn your brain off kinda fun but it was just boring.
Friendly reminder there is an official genderbent version of Twilight with a female vampire and a female werewolf fighting over the affection of a male human
>Bara was so convincing in her role as a vampire on and off screen that in 1918 she was subpoenaed by a California court to give expert testimony on the psychology of female vampires in a murder trial!
>George Martinez was accused of throwing his wife out of their apartment window to her death. In his defense, Martinez’s attorney tried to prove that his late wife was a vampire.
>Woman vampires like Bara were not blood suckers, though. Instead, a woman vampire preyed on respectable but foolish men by draining them of their “life force” and leading them down a path of degradation. Eventually, people shortened the word and referred to Bara and women like her as just “vamps”.
Earliest example of blue-grey tinted film.
no it isn't zoomie
Proof?
Baseball is the best american past time. Go back.
That’s just how the majority of the pnw and lower parts are. Nothing but grey skies and everything is bright but not so bright where it feels warm
The earliest example I can think of is In the Mouth of Madness
When you think about it it seems like they would play a lot of sports. All that time in their hands and being in great shape.
Imagine how good they would get at it too. Human baseball players essentially keep improving their skills until they physically decline from age, however they try to delay it with drugs. Vampires, though, are immortal and eternally youthful. Imagine how good a Canseco or a Hank Aaron could get with 100 years of youth. The only thing is the lack of competition but theoretically they could keep improving forever with no skill ceiling.
>coach of a team that doing really bad walking around the town during night time
>finds this extremely talented kid playing by himself
>kid is doing things with the ball that not even the pros could do so consistently
>coach tries to recruit it him for the team
>is actually a vampire kid and accepts being part of the team but let's the coach know he can only play during night time
>movie turns into a comedy with the coach finding ways to make his kids team only play during night time and the vampire kid MVPing every match
>must have an scene where they play against a religious school that actually weakness the vampire
Ryan Gosling would play the coach role
could this work
cute
100% would work. Let the Right One In exists
Sounds kino
there is still a physical limit. you dont just keep improving.
>tfw when night baseball was just a way to let the vampires play
Sounds great, reminds me of baseball moview I watched as a kid.
>awful filter
>dutch angles for no reason
kino
We need more vampire stuff but with a male MC (not gay) with the sense of adventure like Smallville
I so intensely want to be part of a small insular community of extraordinary individuals that don't have to interact with the regular riff-raff of humanity unless absolutely necessary
is that why you're here
No I'm here because I like to shitpost.
But I don't want to lose your interest (I know about you!).
So I'll tell you that I'm scouting all the time.
>Cinemaphile
>small insular community
Incelar.
>extraordinary individuals
read Donna Tart's The Secret History if that's what you want
I refuse to read Donna Tart, sorry.
Why?
I don't read popular female writers born post 1950.
I think "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" counts.
I'll invite you fren.
Wow, you're a sad specimen
Why?
i second his the secret history recommendation
Nta but I had to for middleschool english. To her credit, the ending was pretty based.
>Pretentious twats die or get fricked over in the real world
>Pretentious teacher outed as basically a grifter
>Loser MC wins
Don’t even think about it, if I have to live among other humans, so do you.
The movie was bad but the baseball scene was hilarious
Dork
Black person
probably because you're even lower than the regular riff-raff
whenever i read old biographies of the aristocracy, how they were taught from a young age to fight, create art, be warriors, and leaders
and had special privileges to carry sword and command commoners around and own property
i feel like you do
shalom
I've gotten into 'spirituality' shit as a fully grown man. Everything from the law of attraction to Wiccan covens to psychedelic drugs are actually magic (or something).
Trust me: you do not want this.
I've only ever watched these movie with rifftrax attached. I don't think I could stomach them alone.
The short haired vampire chick is super cute though.
Alice best vampire
patrician taste
her hair in the 1st one is the best
It's 2nd best, New Moon is peak. Go to 0:06 of the webm
>tfw no anime hair gf to cling to your arm constantly to prevent you from autistic meltdown in public
She's a cute. I luff her.
Prettier version of Tina Fey
What's worse: Twilight of 50 Shades?
50 Shades.
Twilight at least has some interesting moments
Shades is just an extended fanfic without the supernatural aspects and sex scenes written by a 14 years old girl
>14 year old girl
I thought she was some middle aged cat lady
Such a cool character, too bad I never beat Soul Reaver.
>KAIN WAS DEIFIED
KAIN REFUSED THE SACRIFICE
I like Decode by Paramore
It's a good jam
So is crushcrushcrush
I just like how Hayley looks there
Ah yes, films where Muse randomly starts playing.
My favorite film gender.
More like vampires playing gaysball am I right?
This was the superior baseball scene.
Baseball episodes/scenes are always kino.
Dragonball did it.
Star Trek did it.
Samurai Champloo did it.
*muse intensifies*
cringekino
Aye.
>the angel wings in the background
KINOOO
>skeleton of a predator on the opposite shoulder (he's an undead monster)
>mutt extra in the background staring at the two characters for seemingly no reason (he represents early humanity and our ape ancestors looking at what they'll eventually be evolving into)
KEEENOI
visual poetry
is Twilight one of the best cringekino movies?
The original Twilight is Cinemaphile approved, you don't have to put cringe in front of the kino around these parts anon
Unironically it's a pretty comfy film. Really good soundtrack too
No it's terrible bro and I live in PNW. Movie is for chicks
>movie is for chicks
and?
there's nothing wrong with it being a cringe but good movie, that doesn't take away from the comfy
the forest twinkle scene had me in stitches
It's her pussy that smells right? because she's on her period? he smells PUSSY?
Has air stain continent seen this? How have the comments not been engulfed sirs?
Anime for women.
Why did they need the thunder?
to hide the noise of them smacking the ball
how can you be this moronic
I don't know. It was moronic.
>Fancy windup
>Actual throw is garbage
She has a CUTE throw.
Since when do vampires like baseball?
c'mon it's just a game.
What they should fricking do in modern era? Still "live" in old castles with candles for illuminaion?
It was moronic fricking nonsense
They should play cricket.
sauce?
Twins of Evil.
thx
You're welcome.
I have only liked one band, and this is what happened to them.
Showbiz and Origin of Symmetry are their only good albums.
>vampires playing baseball at the speed of sound
>human character still has time to chit chat as if she's at a Metz game
The problem with scenes like this is if you understand sports and you see actors trying to imitate athletes but look like spastic morons. She clearly throws like a fricking girl and that pitch MAYBE went 30 mph.
And then the stiff ass running form tells me that woman runs 100 meters in like 20 seconds.
>Ackshually sportsball would be like hurrdurr
Shut up homosexual
>movie comes out in like 2008
>19 years old
>find it cringe af
>watch this scene again in 2024
>still find it cringe af
When you're old you should at least find it cute and endearing.
At least vampires and baseball have something in common. Both suck.
What a pitbawd
You are gay too
I saw this in high school with my girlfriend and it made her horny enough to frick me in the backseat of my 2001 chevy cavalier behind a taco bell
>redditors trying to diminish Twilight
Imagine the nightmare that would be Twilight by Zack Snyder
>Cinemaphile in real life
I haven't seen all of these movies and the ones I have seen I've only seen once.
feels good.
Supermassive Black Hole starts playing
vampires wouldn't play baseball, it's a fad sport on a big scale, it would be look outright moronic to a vampire
It is by far one of the unathletic sports ever.
It’s a super weird set up when you see a local game. Tv obscures this, It is the only team sport I know where 15/18 of the players are just standing around for most of the game.
It really pisses me off that director Catherine Hardwicke went from a very fine debut film - Thirteen - to this utter shit. Why the frick would she make such a choice?
Only thing I liked about it besides the blue filter
>It's a Bella wants to have premarital sex episode
What a prostitute
Maybe it's wrong to have other YA novels and anime on my mind but I watched all the 5 movies just a few days ago and I can barely remember anything because it feels like barely anything happened. They just stayed in one place and there was some silly drama and that's it. Now if the dialogue and the interaction between people were deep that would be cool but they weren't.
Like they showed that italian vampire clan but they just didn't do anything most of the time. They tried to do some history and worldbuilding but it all felt rushed and not well integrated into the story. I really don't get how these movies made so much money compared to something like Harry Potter where shit actually happened. I thought it would be some cheesy, turn your brain off kinda fun but it was just boring.
I watched this at dollar movie night in college, it sucked. Even Here Comes the Boom was better.
>the bed... is not intended for sleeping
what the frick did he mean by this?
He's a vampire, they don't sleep. The bed was simply there to no hinder the flow of feng shui in the room
Friendly reminder there is an official genderbent version of Twilight with a female vampire and a female werewolf fighting over the affection of a male human
>book describes boring ass plain house
>movie upgrades them to a nike CEO's PNW mansion
kino
>Bara was so convincing in her role as a vampire on and off screen that in 1918 she was subpoenaed by a California court to give expert testimony on the psychology of female vampires in a murder trial!
>George Martinez was accused of throwing his wife out of their apartment window to her death. In his defense, Martinez’s attorney tried to prove that his late wife was a vampire.
>Woman vampires like Bara were not blood suckers, though. Instead, a woman vampire preyed on respectable but foolish men by draining them of their “life force” and leading them down a path of degradation. Eventually, people shortened the word and referred to Bara and women like her as just “vamps”.
Makes you think
have a nice day twilight queer
i listen to the twilight soundtrack every time i'm in the car
new moon too
had some good music