Stuff confirmed by online reviews: >Velma's rival this season is the daughter of one of the Hex Girls >Scrappy-Doo or some other controversial Scooby Doo character plays a role in the ending
In a way that was wise. Still not sure how the second season got green lit unless most of the contract was already done by the time they realized what a shitshow they had paid for.
I don't think anyone even associates this show with Scooby Doo in the slightest, it's practically a separate IP altogether in so many ways.
The reason why season 2 is always announced is simple. Animation takes forever and they've already done a lot of work on season 2 while season 1 is just announced.
We will not be seeing a season 3 though that's for sure.
Shows are often given two seasons from the get go then they announce the season after to pretend it did well
The reason why season 2 is always announced is simple. Animation takes forever and they've already done a lot of work on season 2 while season 1 is just announced.
We will not be seeing a season 3 though that's for sure.
Wrong, morons. It's 1 season split into 2 to trick people into thinking it got two seasons
27 episodes is a full season. 52 is 2 seasons. This has always been the case from day one. Anything short isn't a full season.
And before anyone asks, it's the same tired Scrappy jokes from back in the day. Feels like he's gonna offend the shit out of tumblr though, all of his old catchphrases are now tourettes-esque ticks
Makes me appreciate how scooby doo apocalypse used him as a ructant hero and eventual friend, even if his design was kind of dumb. The comic was mostly a miss for me but had a few fun ideas
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It's been a long time, wasn't he pretty much Cable/90s superhero parody?
That kind of dumb shit was the highlight of the comic that I didn't really like much.
literally no one is watching this. S2 was just a controversial pickup due to the interest in season 1 solely based on everyone watching it and saying they hated it. At this point, no one gives a shit anymore including the people that boosted interest in it in the first place which were the haters.
>season 2 is just the regular characters with zero explanation >it just plays out like a normal scooby doo show from that point onwards
would be the funniest fricking thing ever created
What's the matter anon? You don't like NEW CONTENT? It's NEW and CONTENT so GET EXCITED for NEW CONTENT!!!! Quality? Who cares? It's NEW CONTENT! We'll spit in your fricking face and call you an butthole and turn to the screen and tell you word for word that we hate our audience, but it's NEW CONTENT! Don't miss out on the NEW CONTENT so you can stay HIP and WITH IT because it's NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
>I wanna see him naked and almost raped.
Fred does the raping now.
After standing up to his mother's ghost, the final episode has Fred becoming a maledom at the end to display his confidence.
Man am I glad I never wasted a second of my life watching the actual show. Just the few clips I saw were enough to make me want to vaporize both coastal ends of the United States.
Max did the same thing with the "3rd season" of the Clone High reboot. I don't even remember any YouTuber's even covering it.
I also think they did the binge format so that YouTubers wouldn't have "Free revenue" for the next 5 weeks like last time.
>More white people bad jokes
Same as the last season then
>Some of the characters are notably raceswapped.In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Mindy Kaling explains that "the essence of Velma is not necessarily tied to her whiteness. And I identify so much as her character, and I think so many people do, so it's like, yeah, let's make her Indian in this series."
[...] >Some of the characters are notably raceswapped.In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Mindy Kaling explains that "the essence of Velma is not necessarily tied to her whiteness. And I identify so much as her character, and I think so many people do, so it's like, yeah, let's make her Indian in this series."
I know you anons are kids but this is what's referred to in the industry as "bullshit" and people are forced to spew it 24/7 on productions
The show was clearly a live-action CW parody before scooby doo was slapped onto it.
You know those threads with like Dipper or the kid from the Loudhouse?
It's like if the anons frequenting those threads got asked to make a new season of the show with free reign for the characters.
You people can't possibly be serious. I am going to be generous and assume OP is a marketer because I refuse to believe anyone on this board would possibly be excited for this after how shit the last season turned out to be.
Honestly, this was probably the weirdest one because I get the joke >"A lot of these classic punk/goth/alt singers end up looking fricking horrible after years of drugs and feel like walking mid-life crises."
It just felt like, why not undo Amber and just make Thorne the daughter of a more washed up goth celebrity.
And I'll be honest, they don't really do anything with it. At all. There's no "back in my day" or like, a poster of her when she was younger. She just does nothing throughout the whole season, there is no actual following through after they started the joke. It feels like there's some kind of earlier draft before they decided to start playing it safer since goths are popular now but by then the joke had been made in the blandest way possible
Honestly, this was probably the weirdest one because I get the joke >"A lot of these classic punk/goth/alt singers end up looking fricking horrible after years of drugs and feel like walking mid-life crises."
It just felt like, why not undo Amber and just make Thorne the daughter of a more washed up goth celebrity.
And I'll be honest, they don't really do anything with it. At all. There's no "back in my day" or like, a poster of her when she was younger. She just does nothing throughout the whole season, there is no actual following through after they started the joke. It feels like there's some kind of earlier draft before they decided to start playing it safer since goths are popular now but by then the joke had been made in the blandest way possible
Goths do not like to be reminded of these things. If you ever get hit up by a goth chick in her 30s, run.
right wing propaganda is often about how "they are stealing from you". who they is and what is being stolen is left vague so people can project their own fears onto it. the vagueness makes it easy to play dumb too and act like people correctly guessing the intentions are "seeing things".
in this case it's clearly going for a "jews/leftists are taking away cute girls from you". ironically, in this scene the girl on the right is explicitely meant to be ugly, so that post gets bonus points for extra disingenuity
Just so you morons can calm down: the only Hex girl is the middle one. The two on either side of her are Velma’s dyke moms. And yes they fricking ruined her, but the other two aren’t Hex Girls.
I'm watching rn, it's kinda a fun cringe and- >Hex Girls being a washed up Evanescence-esque band from the 90s and Thorne's daughter being a main character >Thorne getting a cameo as a jab at how a lot of those punk and goth artists actually tend to look when they grow up
That was... I can't even tell if I'm mad. It's a good joke but it feels distasteful while Thorne's daughter is clearly just zoomer thorne
No anon, the joke is bad. And when I say zoomer thorne. I mean ZOOMER thorne. Haircut, fashion style. Et cetera.
Also, Scooby Snacks are just edibles Shaggy uses to cope with PTSD
It's a pathetic attempt to pretend they have reverence for the source material and try to bait scooby fans into watching. It won't work.
No anon, the joke is bad. And when I say zoomer thorne. I mean ZOOMER thorne. Haircut, fashion style. Et cetera.
Also, Scooby Snacks are just edibles Shaggy uses to cope with PTSD
Nobody cares man
You have fun watching and shilling this garbage but don't bother letting us know details unless they are truly hilariously bad.
Honestly anon. I think this is gonna be like the first one where I didn't make it past episode 2 because, that's just it. There's nothing hilariously bad about it. Just regular bad, there's some "funny cringe" dialogue but not enough to carry it.
Okay, another cringe moment.
Episode 2 beginning. Velma says "people even copy my style" at which point a more traditional Velma and Daphne walk by the screen. Not just that they're both white but they also have more accurate clothes to the original. The Velma and Daphne of the show shoot them a look
>They actually put in a "not in a million years" shitpost
The absolute laziest writing imaginable
When you find yourself copying fricking Tameem Antionades it's time to hang up the Pen
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There are a lot of those "how are you making this not funny?" moments >Crystal Cove has an annual tradition where they oil all the creaky doors just enough to make them a spooky creak because it's a tourist attraction
Alright, good start, funny >Immediately just relegates the whole thing to "Daphne is sad because your oiling partner has a romantic superstition around it and she REALLY wants to be with Velma who doesn't believe in superstition and is trying to pair with someone she thinks has clues."
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Dmc was a good game but people couldn't handle having an actual adult as a mc instead of a wacky wahoo pizza manchild mc
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DMC DMC is good because they actually gave him the million years hair in the end
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You lost 5 years ago, dude. Arguably even longer ago when the DmC and DMC4 next gen ports were announced at the same time and Donte got mogged by Vergil. Time to hang it up.
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DMC4 is one of the worst games I've ever played
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Don’t forget the fedora patch.
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Thanks for the salt cuck, I will enjoy this with the side of salt from the GB 2016 cucks.
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all they had to do was not to change the fricking hair
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They did it again. Original Shaggy's image pops up on a litmus strip when Norville fakes a positive result on a urine test for marijuana
Okay, let me clarify, it's a good joke, but it's not much of a joke.
It's literally >I'm Thorne! I was in a band back in the day but I wanna settle down. This is my daughter Amber whose the actual character who stands in for me.
I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT THE FRICK BACK!
Thorne's daughter is into manifesting and other zoom zoom occult shit. At first it was funny because she (or, rather they) stops in the middle of the road to start manifesting and gets hit by a car. Then the show immediately fricking shows the manifesting works then Amber the non-binary zoomer Thorne starts to teach Daphne how to manifest.
>hardyboys do gooder that is never at any point associated with being wealthy. frequently parodied as naive and a bit slow on the uptake. >metrosexual prep bully with mommy issues
Most of the other characters as obnoxious as they are kind of make sense for what the show is but how the frick do they justify fred? They took an utterly inoffensive vanilla character and made him into a completely unrelated villain archetype.
Oh wait for it anon, he's Catholic now in season 2. I.... think they're making fun of Ed Warren but it doesn't work because they're not doing anything that references him.
Oh frick off, besides that shitty mexican show that offended the mexicans, nearly all of those Disney shows had people that cared about what they were working on. Disingenuous bastard of a post.
There's a fair chance some of the posts are shilling to try to get hatewatching numbers up.
Don't know if there's much else to it though, series seems to be universally hated so not much point, I think.
Well, not sure how the companies make money from some of these shows as it is.
Alright, it seems like the conversation has ran its course.
Enjoy your color-coded enemy bullshit, casual level gameplay and juvenile attempts at being "mature" that come off as the most embarrassing thing humanly imaginable.
The funniest thing is this clip was in the trailer and people still fell for it. Cartoon fans deserve shows like Velma if they fall for shit like this. Actual freaks.
Can anybody explain why this is the best they could come up with for the animated """"""""""""""""""adult"""""""""""""""""" Scooby Doo property?
Like adapting that terrible "darker and edgier" DC comic into a cartoon would make for a better quality product and, if it's not obvious, I think that comic is cringe shit.
Charlie Grandy is just Mindy's stooge who produces her shows so she can focus on writing and who she can blame if a project goes breasts up. They've been working together for years and by this pont Charlie Grandy is just an extension of Mindy Kaling. The show is 100% made for Mindy and tailored to her likes
For the hundredth time
This was clearly a live-action parody of shows like 10 reasons why and Riverdale that got turned itself into this to get greenlit
>Fred has an entire plot line built uo for him about becoming a catholic >thr whole thing gets dropped with just one fricking gag
And I was laughing at the jokes too; but thank you, Velma, for reminding me why you are such a dogshit show!
For what it's worth, they bring it back later for a pointless reference to the confession scene from the Exorcist 3.
That said. Now that I wasted my morning on this thing.
I didn't hate it. I sure as hell didn't like it but I didn't hate it. There were a few chuckles but a most of the few jokes that did hit had that classic "and then over do it or add some stupid zing and make the whole thing unfunny" caveat.
Daphe, then Velma dies and becomes a ghost which allows her to stop Scrappy by possessing him and killing him from the inside out since he's bullet proof
Like Jesus Fricking Christ imagine having worst writing than the live action movies? You couldn’t try to write this bad this must be some serious un-talent Mindy has.
I'll bet you anything that it was intended to be a cheeky jab at the live action movies, but the show isn't smart or capable enough to actually pull the gag off.
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But the movie was already a cheeky jab at the show. And Velma is a mean-spirited jab at the show. How do you parody a parody in a parody especially when they’re different kinds of parody?
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It certainly is on a whole new level of trying too hard.
You guys better be watching this on some streaming sites not fricking actual HBO. Cause if you give them views on this dogshit there’s gonna be hell to pay on Cinemaphile.
Because it's the hip and cool thing to do with Velma. If you watch S1 (don't), you'll see that Velma also inexplicably has a huge boner for white boy Fred that's also just Mindy living out her own personal boner for white dudes.
Reminder if this had nothing to do with an established IP you homosexuals WOULDN'T be shilling it
FRICK OFF FOREVER AND STOP MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE BY ACTIVELY ENGAGING IT IN. At this point I think I'm going to start a discord raid just to bomb every single shill tactic I see so this cancerous filth can finally frick off and good content can finally come back again.
>Reminder if this had nothing to do with an established IP you homosexuals WOULDN'T be shilling it
Yeah, that's why people are mad about it. Discussing a show isn't "shilling" it. Go back to Cinemaphile
1.Velma
2.Fred
3.Norville
4.Daphne
amazing how even in a show that gives her more characterization and a plot, Daphne is still the least interesting scooby-doo. the Lisa or Meg of the show, if you will.
I like how DmC apologists act as if their game is "more mature", when in reality it's a non-stop stream of the most juvenile and amateurish writing known to man. Worse is that it takes itself completely seriously.
the closest your getting outside of Apocolypse is Crisis on Infinite Scoobs having him as a red herring for the real culprits (all the helper characters from specific Scooby shows and that homosexual Red Herring) and then all the Scrappy's chasing them off
Ever since the 2000s live action Scooby Doo, HB had been desperate to go all "See, we HAVE sense of humor, WE can male fun of ourselves, you HATE our works from the past, well, hum, huh, WE HATE EM TOO, heh, heh, LOOK, LOOK, are we cool now?
I'm in charge of max programing, and because there is more than one thread about velma, we're renewing it for s3 and s4. Expanded seasons too because of how autistic these angry posts are
I can’t fricking believe they did the “Scrappy Doo is evil joke” AGAIN. The live action movie did that joke DECADES ago. It’s too damn obvious and tired and worn out. Hack writing.
"a more mature take on Mystery Inc would slap"
So that's who's giving this shitshow the time of day, eh? Figures. Seriousgays are literally the most autistic people on the planet. Without fail, they ALWATYS give dogshit a chance because it's "mature and serious". Sonicgays are like this, but ironically, the movie canon is actively not doing that and that's why they are mad about it. It's like these morons WANT bad media to validate their autism.
Everyone is basically calling to end Scrappy Doo hate simply because he killed Mindy. If Mindy had an actual ounce of brains and self awareness it should really tell her how nobody likes her and her moronic ideas. Too bad she doesn't.
I don't care too much about Scrappy but when can we give Flim-Flam a second chance? He was a lot of fun and he is Asian so they can use him as a diversity hire.
Just get a recap of season 1 and watch season 2 pretending it was always like this. Its not a good show, its a dumb dumb parody with surprisingly nice animations and cartoony ass humor. Velma is still the worst character and her voice acting is terrible.
It's been said above but, no they really don't. Despite her old appearance, they honestly do nothing with her. You see her appearance and instantly suspect "okay the joke is she's gonna be a Lindsay Lohan type washed-up 90s celebrity or post-2015 "I'm a witch!" Megan Fox with a history of scandals who ran from it all" but no.
I feel like if they actually wanted to do a Scooby Doo parody, that's honestly a funny route to take her. But that would require actually liking the source material enough to think of that.
Was hoping this was a series that would give Fred and Shaggy some good screentime together since there was no Scooby involved.
But they just had Norville with a side-character both seasons.
I'm on the fifth episode (don't worry I'm watching it on one of those "free cartoons online" site) and the murderer killed that priest from the first episode. I thought the murderer only targeted middle-aged men, that priest looked like he was 70 years old, that's an elder.
10/10
loved the ending and how Velma fricking killed Scrappy. I'm glad project scoobi is confirmed to bring hanna barbera characters to life, hope there's more of that in the future but I feel conflicted about the supernatural existing in scooby doo but at least it's an interesting cliffhanger for season 3.
>I'm glad project scoobi is confirmed to bring hanna barbera characters to life
I'm good, thanks. Don't need to see evil racist Hong Kong Phooey attempt to rape a drug-addicted Penelope Pitstop before our "queer heroines" save her
>It's a talking horse and donkey and one is Mexican all the time and the other is half the time with a guitar he murders people with. >That sounds like something two white dudes made up and appropriated their low IQ take on Mexican culture with. >Wait a second, that horse is actually Texan! >See? Now we just gotta wait for him to deport his donkey friend, like all white horses want to do.
I'm out cringing myself. Frick.
>I'm good, thanks. Don't need to see evil racist Hong Kong Phooey attempt to rape a drug-addicted Penelope Pitstop before our "queer heroines" save her
If this was in Harvey Birdman people would go for it
This is the show America needed, healing the political divide, bringing liberal and conservative together to say "man, frick that fricking Velma show and everyone that made it."
There really is no justice in this world when trash like this can get a second season.
It really goes to show there is no such thing as bad publicity. This show got hated into success.
Yeah sorry I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of the production of a terrible show
But also if the """2nd season""" was done at the same time why'd they wait so long just to release all the episodes at once anyway
The way these streaming services handle releasing shows just seems stupid
I will call this an improvement. I laughed at more jokes and the writers decided to make the characters that aren't Velma not be COMPLETELY insufferable.
I could talk about more things, but oh boy, the Velma Halloween special; can't fricking wait.
>(Daphne), we brought you here because on this occasion you made a very important moral choice. It was either showing you this or every time you chose to eat meat. Enjoy terraforming Mars, jerk!
That Honest Trailers joke about how this show is like if you fed an AI (old) blue check Twitter is the most accurate thing anybody ever said about this show. How are you supposed to even comprehend this joke, let alone laugh at it; if you haven't prepared yourself ahead of time by reading Moviebob tweets for at least a decade?!
Today we sing the praises of our hero, Scrappy the Velmaslayer, son of Ruby. The hero who liberated the world from the tyranny of the False Velma. Through righteous slaughter he tore his way through the false queen's wretched world until he came face-to-face against her, and lo did he sacrifice his very life to bring an end to her accursed reign.
Imagine getting free reign of the Scooby Doo franchise and all the characters in it from the past 60 years, and you decide you want to make it about a race-swapped Velma b***hing about television tropes and social justice issues until she gets killed by Scrappy Doo.
I like the girls that are just brains in jars. Visually it's a great gag, I like they're at places and they're no explanation of how they got there or how how they're going to down from there.
Any chances this show will effect future iterations of the franchise? The chances are very low, but not zero. >Continuing to pair Velma and Daphne romantically in a future series, while they do something else with Fred >Experimenting more with making Shaggy black , Daphne asian, or race-bending the characters more often in general.
SCOOB had latina Velma, and one of the direct to video movies already cemented her lesbianism/bisexuality prior to this, so it was already in motion.
They were together since last season. They just had relationship drama stuff this season, but stayed together the whole time despite some fights.
>show ends with Velma's death
>Scrappy will forever be seen as a hero in the franchise for killing Velma
If anything it'll influence later series in a negative way. They'll go out of their way to avoid things this series did to avoid association. If they raceswap Shaggy he won't be black, etc.
>Any chances this show will effect future iterations of the franchise?
Unfortunately, for the next few years... yes. Any character race and/or sexual bending becomes mandatory unless it is replaced by an even outrageous bending. Thus: >latina < pajeet >white < black >lebian > bisexual (the reason she ended up with Daphne, even if she showed attraction to males)
Only iterations that use the character's classic designs will remain safe (regarding race, but not sexuality)... for now.
Xitter and Tumblr will care.
Yes, they don't watch the show and their opinion should not even matter... but do you think the execs and future showrunners comprehend that?
I've seen more black people say this black Shaggy is cringy and even racist. Trust me, this time they're on the "it's cheap pandering" side.
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I don't see it. I don't see what's racist about black shaggy. He's just a guy. At no point is his race brought up. They talk more about how hard it is to be hot than to be black.
Hate watching isn't real and you are a useful idiot for the suits for propagating the myth that it is. Velma had two seasons greenlit from the start, as is standard within the industry. Even with that fact aside, "hate watchers" are an insignificant demographic. Among that tiny demographic, a majority of them pirate the show, and the remaining few who "hate watch" legally don't even amount to a statistical error.
>Just watched the last scene of season 2 in YouTube
Claiming they can bring her back in Halloween under certain conditions, seemed oddly specific...
Are they laying the ground for a "TV" movie in case a potential third season is not greenlit?
It's better than season 1. Like a lot better. At no point did I have to pause it because it was too cringe, there was at least one GOOD joke every episode, and the writing didn't feel like it was coming from buttmad twitter users.
No female nudity, no watch
Yeah something tells me there's gonna be less sexualized teens and that's literally the only thing holding my focus here.
The first one had Daphne's naked ass at least
Nice butt
any?
Obviously nothing
is it a binge release?
Stuff confirmed by online reviews:
>Velma's rival this season is the daughter of one of the Hex Girls
>Scrappy-Doo or some other controversial Scooby Doo character plays a role in the ending
Yes.
-Doo or some other controversial Scooby Doo character plays a role in the ending
Only other I can think of is Flim Flam
I don't see them doing Scrappy without Scooby first.
Scooby will nevwr appear, Mindy said in the contract with WB she isnt allowed to use Scooby doo because of brand damage it can cause
In a way that was wise. Still not sure how the second season got green lit unless most of the contract was already done by the time they realized what a shitshow they had paid for.
I don't think anyone even associates this show with Scooby Doo in the slightest, it's practically a separate IP altogether in so many ways.
Shows are often given two seasons from the get go then they announce the season after to pretend it did well
The reason why season 2 is always announced is simple. Animation takes forever and they've already done a lot of work on season 2 while season 1 is just announced.
We will not be seeing a season 3 though that's for sure.
Wrong, morons. It's 1 season split into 2 to trick people into thinking it got two seasons
27 episodes is a full season. 52 is 2 seasons. This has always been the case from day one. Anything short isn't a full season.
Just got to the point the mystery character is unveiled... it's an operative code named Uncle Scoobi..
So it is indeed scrappy doo
And before anyone asks, it's the same tired Scrappy jokes from back in the day. Feels like he's gonna offend the shit out of tumblr though, all of his old catchphrases are now tourettes-esque ticks
>it's the same tired Scrappy jokes from back in the day.
And the same already used Scrappy villain concept.
Makes me appreciate how scooby doo apocalypse used him as a ructant hero and eventual friend, even if his design was kind of dumb. The comic was mostly a miss for me but had a few fun ideas
It's been a long time, wasn't he pretty much Cable/90s superhero parody?
That kind of dumb shit was the highlight of the comic that I didn't really like much.
How brave. Truly breaking the new ground, this show.
It's him
So they just staright up made the same joke as the movie?
>So they just straight up made the same joke as the movie?
Wasn't that literally 20 years ago?
So just straight up the Scooby Doo live action movie? That's honestly less surprising than Arkham Knight being red hood.
>Scrappy le bad!!
tiring
>it'd be too unrealistic to have scooby-doo
>have scrappy as the big villain
What the hell?
Talking dogs are unrealistic, by the way.
Thid show suvks
I didn’t watch the first season, why should I care about the second?
You shouldn't because realistically the onky thing keeping it going is the hatedom.
literally no one is watching this. S2 was just a controversial pickup due to the interest in season 1 solely based on everyone watching it and saying they hated it. At this point, no one gives a shit anymore including the people that boosted interest in it in the first place which were the haters.
I'm watching so looks like you're wrong.
Not even a pickup, showrunners can't build production teams if studios won't commit to 2 seasons minimum from the beginning.
I want to see a Neptunes cameo.
ME AND MY FRIENDS GET NO RESPECT
What does scooby Doo, that we neglect?
Why? So you can see em get raped in all ways?
Are they replacing the Black character for the classic white this season?
>season 2 is just the regular characters with zero explanation
>it just plays out like a normal scooby doo show from that point onwards
would be the funniest fricking thing ever created
Seeing you excited for this shit is actually making me feel sick. I need you to stop breathing for the rest of your short life.
>gets mad at people for liking an unfunny show
>posts unfunny comic in picrel
This. OP and the rest of you low standards having homosexuals all need to commit self delete right now.
>Up, shut the frick.
What did she mean by that?
>"SHUT THE F*CK UP!"
That's sentence is right to left reading.
What's the matter anon? You don't like NEW CONTENT? It's NEW and CONTENT so GET EXCITED for NEW CONTENT!!!! Quality? Who cares? It's NEW CONTENT! We'll spit in your fricking face and call you an butthole and turn to the screen and tell you word for word that we hate our audience, but it's NEW CONTENT! Don't miss out on the NEW CONTENT so you can stay HIP and WITH IT because it's NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
I really don't understand anyone clamoring for new content. There was enough culture made in the 90s, 2000s and 2010s to last us for awhile.
They hated him because he told them the truth
This x a million. You better be a paid shill OP. I see no other reason to even tolerate this shitshow
>UUUUUUUP
>SHUT THE FUUUCK
Is this some new meme type of speaking the kids have come up with now? Jesus Christ.
Hopefully Fred gets some decent screentime.
I wanna see him naked and almost raped.
>I wanna see him naked and almost raped.
Fred does the raping now.
After standing up to his mother's ghost, the final episode has Fred becoming a maledom at the end to display his confidence.
Cool. But do we see him naked?
no
He should have a massive… ascot, after hitting puberty and Daphne should dump Velma on the spot when she sees it.
I read some of the reviews and the general consensus seems to be that it's better than Season 1, although not by much
Man am I glad I never wasted a second of my life watching the actual show. Just the few clips I saw were enough to make me want to vaporize both coastal ends of the United States.
You can hate watch it. Just not on HBO. Don't give them the money.
This.
As long as you sail the high seas, your A-OK
velma night mothefricker
Ahh, can’t wait for the anti-velmoid seethe!
I would frick both the dyke and pajeet outta her. She’d be my traditional American waifu when I was done with her.
It's out
>More white people bad jokes
Same as the last season then
>all episodes dumped at once this time
Velma confirmed kill.
One can hope
Max did the same thing with the "3rd season" of the Clone High reboot. I don't even remember any YouTuber's even covering it.
I also think they did the binge format so that YouTubers wouldn't have "Free revenue" for the next 5 weeks like last time.
>Some of the characters are notably raceswapped.In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Mindy Kaling explains that "the essence of Velma is not necessarily tied to her whiteness. And I identify so much as her character, and I think so many people do, so it's like, yeah, let's make her Indian in this series."
>I identify so much as her character
Does she identify with Velma? Or does project onto Velma?
Obviously the latter.
Curious how much money they've thrown in the dumpster with these messes.
I know you anons are kids but this is what's referred to in the industry as "bullshit" and people are forced to spew it 24/7 on productions
The show was clearly a live-action CW parody before scooby doo was slapped onto it.
You know those threads with like Dipper or the kid from the Loudhouse?
It's like if the anons frequenting those threads got asked to make a new season of the show with free reign for the characters.
Rent free.
Cute tutu
>I relate to her so much
>That's why I decided to make her look like me, too.
Isn't that a little narcissistic? If I relate to Numbuh Five, can I make her white? Being black isn't quintessential to her character, either.
She wasn't even white in the original. She was israeli
her being Eastern Asian is a fricking waifu bonus, it's her being an insufferable c**t that's the problem
>Bing dump format
It's going to be even more forgettable.
Guess who was the other show.
>all episodes released at once
Lol
>Female Utopia
Men will literally watch this just to seethe on Twitter about it
You all deserve death when this eventually happens.
>Til Death Daphne
Post cute Fred screenshots from the new season!
>guy I was leeching off lost Max subscription
>can't watch velma tonight
not too broken up because I never watched anything else on Max
>Girl Hank Venture
You people can't possibly be serious. I am going to be generous and assume OP is a marketer because I refuse to believe anyone on this board would possibly be excited for this after how shit the last season turned out to be.
>pro-Velma
vs.
>how anti-velmoids look like
Linkara?
Don’t you talk about me, you sonuvabitch!
He is a man!
Oh yeah I have Max for free and barely a minute in it starts.
Time to hatewatch
Is this show the Teen Titans Go of Scooby Doo or is that an awfully shitty comparison, am I missing something? I still haven't seen it.
It is the "Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon" of Scooby-Doo, but with less nudity
this is a new low i'm afraid. You can only compare it with itself. Generations will look back and try to figure out what went so fricking wrong.
Guess who
Are those ugly sons of b***hes supposed to be the hex girls? What the frick happened? The one in the middle looks like a heroine addict.
She's supossed to be from the Teen Angels as in the ones from Captain Caveman, just liek the Jellystone's versions they look ugly as sin
Wait, are they supposed to be the Teen Angels or the Hex Girls?
Hex girls...
Damn she hit a brick wall and the other 2?
Oh FRICK what did they do to the Hex Girls?!
Made them real and aged them. Something normal for women Chud.
Yes, because what the talking dog cartoon needs is reality.
This has gone beyond bad. This is a deliberate personal attack.
All these animators, washed up and coked out, sad days.
you know what? They look alright.
No, no they really don't.
Cinemaphile is so incurably contrarian that they'll eat shit and insist they like it.
Cinemaphile made a cult over High Guardian Spice. They can stoop to the lowest of the low.
How much did blackrock paid you?
Realistically this is what they would look like when older
>"I'd like to settle down with a nice guy now"
>one with bra
>one without
Honestly, this was probably the weirdest one because I get the joke
>"A lot of these classic punk/goth/alt singers end up looking fricking horrible after years of drugs and feel like walking mid-life crises."
It just felt like, why not undo Amber and just make Thorne the daughter of a more washed up goth celebrity.
And I'll be honest, they don't really do anything with it. At all. There's no "back in my day" or like, a poster of her when she was younger. She just does nothing throughout the whole season, there is no actual following through after they started the joke. It feels like there's some kind of earlier draft before they decided to start playing it safer since goths are popular now but by then the joke had been made in the blandest way possible
>going after goth girls
What does this even mean?
See
Goths do not like to be reminded of these things. If you ever get hit up by a goth chick in her 30s, run.
right wing propaganda is often about how "they are stealing from you". who they is and what is being stolen is left vague so people can project their own fears onto it. the vagueness makes it easy to play dumb too and act like people correctly guessing the intentions are "seeing things".
in this case it's clearly going for a "jews/leftists are taking away cute girls from you". ironically, in this scene the girl on the right is explicitely meant to be ugly, so that post gets bonus points for extra disingenuity
You could'nt have posted anyone other than that larping beaner?
The joke is that she's washed up. Imagine getting angry about this.
Nope. Getting mad is exactly what these parasites want, Midlma is dead and Scrappy killed her. That's enough for me
They are crushing my childhood ball dropping and I will not stand for it
Motherfrickers
Just so you morons can calm down: the only Hex girl is the middle one. The two on either side of her are Velma’s dyke moms. And yes they fricking ruined her, but the other two aren’t Hex Girls.
Any torrent or mega links?
Use bt4gprx
Any toilet scenes?
No one answered the question yet
>ending of Season 2 confirms there's a third season coming
See you again next year, anons
As if shows with cliffhangers can't get canceled, come on now.
>As if shows with cliffhangers can't get canceled, come on now.
This got more attention than Clone High 2
The lack of screenshots in this thread just goes to show how unremarkable this season was
RUH ROH RAGGY
moron
Looking forward to this. Sad to see it get no hate fare this season guess there won't be a season 3. Gonna binge watch it tomorrow.
Hate watching is stupid I’m just ignoring this dumpster fire and you should too stupid.
That anon was right, they toned the show down, now instead of being shitty it is shitty and boring
Who fricking cares
>that one shill desperately trying to pretend Scooby fans will like it
You're barking up the wrong tree.
An adult Sooby-Doo show could be great, but this fricked up real bad
>Serial killer removing the dicks from the corpses of it's victims
So hilarious and mature
I'm watching rn, it's kinda a fun cringe and-
>Hex Girls being a washed up Evanescence-esque band from the 90s and Thorne's daughter being a main character
>Thorne getting a cameo as a jab at how a lot of those punk and goth artists actually tend to look when they grow up
That was... I can't even tell if I'm mad. It's a good joke but it feels distasteful while Thorne's daughter is clearly just zoomer thorne
Silence shill
No anon, the joke is bad. And when I say zoomer thorne. I mean ZOOMER thorne. Haircut, fashion style. Et cetera.
Also, Scooby Snacks are just edibles Shaggy uses to cope with PTSD
It's weird to take shots at some of the most popular one off Scooby Doo characters, even if the joke makes sense and reflects reality.
It's a pathetic attempt to pretend they have reverence for the source material and try to bait scooby fans into watching. It won't work.
Nobody cares man
You have fun watching and shilling this garbage but don't bother letting us know details unless they are truly hilariously bad.
Honestly anon. I think this is gonna be like the first one where I didn't make it past episode 2 because, that's just it. There's nothing hilariously bad about it. Just regular bad, there's some "funny cringe" dialogue but not enough to carry it.
Okay, another cringe moment.
Episode 2 beginning. Velma says "people even copy my style" at which point a more traditional Velma and Daphne walk by the screen. Not just that they're both white but they also have more accurate clothes to the original. The Velma and Daphne of the show shoot them a look
>They actually put in a "not in a million years" shitpost
The absolute laziest writing imaginable
When you find yourself copying fricking Tameem Antionades it's time to hang up the Pen
There are a lot of those "how are you making this not funny?" moments
>Crystal Cove has an annual tradition where they oil all the creaky doors just enough to make them a spooky creak because it's a tourist attraction
Alright, good start, funny
>Immediately just relegates the whole thing to "Daphne is sad because your oiling partner has a romantic superstition around it and she REALLY wants to be with Velma who doesn't believe in superstition and is trying to pair with someone she thinks has clues."
Dmc was a good game but people couldn't handle having an actual adult as a mc instead of a wacky wahoo pizza manchild mc
DMC DMC is good because they actually gave him the million years hair in the end
You lost 5 years ago, dude. Arguably even longer ago when the DmC and DMC4 next gen ports were announced at the same time and Donte got mogged by Vergil. Time to hang it up.
DMC4 is one of the worst games I've ever played
Don’t forget the fedora patch.
Thanks for the salt cuck, I will enjoy this with the side of salt from the GB 2016 cucks.
all they had to do was not to change the fricking hair
They did it again. Original Shaggy's image pops up on a litmus strip when Norville fakes a positive result on a urine test for marijuana
Okay, let me clarify, it's a good joke, but it's not much of a joke.
It's literally
>I'm Thorne! I was in a band back in the day but I wanna settle down. This is my daughter Amber whose the actual character who stands in for me.
I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT THE FRICK BACK!
Thorne's daughter is into manifesting and other zoom zoom occult shit. At first it was funny because she (or, rather they) stops in the middle of the road to start manifesting and gets hit by a car. Then the show immediately fricking shows the manifesting works then Amber the non-binary zoomer Thorne starts to teach Daphne how to manifest.
>manifesting and other zoom zoom occult shit.
cringe. occult is the new hipster hot topic.
Velma S2
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>hardyboys do gooder that is never at any point associated with being wealthy. frequently parodied as naive and a bit slow on the uptake.
>metrosexual prep bully with mommy issues
Most of the other characters as obnoxious as they are kind of make sense for what the show is but how the frick do they justify fred? They took an utterly inoffensive vanilla character and made him into a completely unrelated villain archetype.
Oh wait for it anon, he's Catholic now in season 2. I.... think they're making fun of Ed Warren but it doesn't work because they're not doing anything that references him.
Anon none of the characters were conceived as Scooby characters. They're generic character archetypes from shows like 10 reasons why
Is the show supposed to be an origin of sorts, but it's set in the future of the past show's timeline?
Why do you guys keep giving bad content engagement? 3 different threads for this is actually sad.
Seriously people need to learn.
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Mad and horny. And threads discussing other topics don't get attention.
You all are watching DTVA and MCU slop and this is the show you are complaining about? Frick off
Sorry but you know nothing about me anon so kindly take that generalization and shove it.
>Oh you don't like thing? That means you HAVE to like OTHER THING that's also not good!
moron
Oh frick off, besides that shitty mexican show that offended the mexicans, nearly all of those Disney shows had people that cared about what they were working on. Disingenuous bastard of a post.
There's a fair chance some of the posts are shilling to try to get hatewatching numbers up.
Don't know if there's much else to it though, series seems to be universally hated so not much point, I think.
Well, not sure how the companies make money from some of these shows as it is.
>Well, not sure how the companies make money from some of these shows as it is.
They don't, this should have been a tax write off
Tameem, go to bed already.
Cope. It was a good game sorry it treated Dante seriously and didn't have him moonwalking
Dance for me, Ninja Theory shill. Dance like a monkey.
It's probably a lot more entertainment than this shitty show.
It's better than 3 out of 5 of the main dmc games
The reboot is better than the first two games. Shame the reboot's writing is very cringe
>The reboot is better than the first two games.
Doesn't count. DMC3 is when the series became Devil May Cry as we know it.
Different anon, but I at least enjoy the atmosphere of the original DMC, when it still had traces of Resident Evil in its design.
I do too actually, it's ok since it's the first of its kind.
I'm Velma, but you can call me Velma exterminador de demonios!
If you guys are hate watch this at least do it on 123movies or some shit
So who does Velma end up with? Daphne? Shaggy? Alone because she's awful?
She gets this guy after she's banished from existence.
I’d frick him
Tentacles
Tameem, this is getting desperate.
Ninja Theory never once made a worthwhile game in their entire existence.
And yet its still better than over half of the main games
Their games are good, actually. DMC fans are just autists.
Dmc2 was the best in the series, people are just autists about health bars.
DMC2 IS BAEST IN GAEM DANTI GO SCHUT PLZ PLAE DMCTOOOOOOOO
Filtered
BOOTY PLS PLAE DMC2
This but unironically. It and 4 are the only ones better than DmC
It's been over 10 years, Ninja Theory shills. Let go.
I'm sorry you had to waste your childhood on Tameem's awful trash, but you don't have to lie.
>thread devolves from shitting on Velma to artists arguing over which shit game is worse
We all know the worst game is Bayonetta (or Heavenly Sword for you Tameemtards) because nobody but moronic coomers wants to play as a c**t.
This thread leads to nowhere at this point.
I mean, I'm watching it now anon. It's just kinda shit, fascinating shit, but shit.
You have bad jokes and good jokes with bad delivery.
Norville's mom has nice breasts
Would this shit be more positively accepted if they were forced to make it part of the Scoobydoo franchise?
Alright, it seems like the conversation has ran its course.
Enjoy your color-coded enemy bullshit, casual level gameplay and juvenile attempts at being "mature" that come off as the most embarrassing thing humanly imaginable.
This remains the highlight of the series.
Get wrecked, Coyote frickers.
This show is dating itself at record pace
>This show is dating itself at record pace
Is it? How many of these have been made and you know there will be more
Someone kissed the nugget
Coyote vs Acme is kill but the Daffy/Porky movie that got cancelled was saved.
Fake unfortunately
The funniest thing is this clip was in the trailer and people still fell for it. Cartoon fans deserve shows like Velma if they fall for shit like this. Actual freaks.
Animaniacs reboot or Loonatics?
Liking that shill dick up your taint?
Can anybody explain why this is the best they could come up with for the animated """"""""""""""""""adult"""""""""""""""""" Scooby Doo property?
Like adapting that terrible "darker and edgier" DC comic into a cartoon would make for a better quality product and, if it's not obvious, I think that comic is cringe shit.
The showrunner is an insecure brown woman who craves white wiener.
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Kisses co-star and wasn't in script, told them "tell anyone and your fired"
The showrunner is actually a white man
Charlie Grandy is just Mindy's stooge who produces her shows so she can focus on writing and who she can blame if a project goes breasts up. They've been working together for years and by this pont Charlie Grandy is just an extension of Mindy Kaling. The show is 100% made for Mindy and tailored to her likes
It's crazy that she's 3 for 3 on shows where the indian chick craves whitey
For the hundredth time
This was clearly a live-action parody of shows like 10 reasons why and Riverdale that got turned itself into this to get greenlit
Parodies tend to be funny and somewhat respectful, this is just unfunny vitriol
Fred is the only reason I’m watching season 2
No thanks
Anybody think of when they rewrite the show, they would use this design instead of what main cast look like?
Is Wanda OG Velma?
I still think these two are Invincible Mark and William references.
>Fred has an entire plot line built uo for him about becoming a catholic
>thr whole thing gets dropped with just one fricking gag
And I was laughing at the jokes too; but thank you, Velma, for reminding me why you are such a dogshit show!
Clone High season 2 (technically 3 I guess) did the same thing
For what it's worth, they bring it back later for a pointless reference to the confession scene from the Exorcist 3.
That said. Now that I wasted my morning on this thing.
I didn't hate it. I sure as hell didn't like it but I didn't hate it. There were a few chuckles but a most of the few jokes that did hit had that classic "and then over do it or add some stupid zing and make the whole thing unfunny" caveat.
So who does Velma get with in the end?
Daphe, then Velma dies and becomes a ghost which allows her to stop Scrappy by possessing him and killing him from the inside out since he's bullet proof
Like Jesus Fricking Christ imagine having worst writing than the live action movies? You couldn’t try to write this bad this must be some serious un-talent Mindy has.
I'll bet you anything that it was intended to be a cheeky jab at the live action movies, but the show isn't smart or capable enough to actually pull the gag off.
But the movie was already a cheeky jab at the show. And Velma is a mean-spirited jab at the show. How do you parody a parody in a parody especially when they’re different kinds of parody?
It certainly is on a whole new level of trying too hard.
What was the joke here?
That Velma and Daphne were so popular that people were copying their style.
they've essentially resorted to taking shots at the original material to deflect from the criticism they've received
"STFU about the original show."
>Shows OG Velma design only for a second.
>She casually moggs the frick out of the nu-fake Velma.
Is that the joke? That OG Velma is superior?
>nu-fake Velma.
I’ve personally called her VINO (Velma In Name Only). And also a term for a cheap wine, but I digress.
it sucks that I find Mindy Velma's design super cute and kissable but then everything about her personality ruins it
I wanna frick dat lock
Just letting you know that I'll NEVER watch this show, not even 5 seconds of it.
Toot?
All the side characters are more funny then Velma herself.
This is the crap unsupervised Gen Alpha are watching
I do love the visual gags this show puts.
See, in scenes like this the art style actually looks good, but then in most of the show it looks like utter shit.
You guys better be watching this on some streaming sites not fricking actual HBO. Cause if you give them views on this dogshit there’s gonna be hell to pay on Cinemaphile.
>mfw watching Velma on HBO with ten million TVs to make sure it gets a third season
You'd need 10 million accounts not 10 million tvs. No one watches tv shows on television anymore.
what about 10 million fireflies to watch the world as I fall asleep?
>he doesn't know that I have a trillion HBO accounts
absolutely devilish
Trying to hedge in on the Venture Bros, lame.
God that's an awful haircut. Why would you leave hair on the bottom of a buzz cut.
On the right
So Thorn is a single mother with a brown daughter lol, what did they mean by this. Also tf is that haircut?
So Fred’s father and Velma’s mom get together?
Mindy's got to live out her boner for white boys somehow, anon.
Then why make Velma gay? Also seems pretty shitty to do that to her dad. It’s like Tumblr Doo the series.
Because it's the hip and cool thing to do with Velma. If you watch S1 (don't), you'll see that Velma also inexplicably has a huge boner for white boy Fred that's also just Mindy living out her own personal boner for white dudes.
The finale is their wedding
Honestly this part was kinda annoying because, I'll be totally honest. Scrappy being the red herring was a fun idea to me.
This show isn't smart enough to have a good red herring.
It's also not based enough to have Red Herring.
It's not the breed, it's the owner.
is the scrappy doo thing real? is he a product of project scoobi?
i want him to pull my cheeks apart
So they just ripped off the movie?
Reminder if this had nothing to do with an established IP you homosexuals WOULDN'T be shilling it
FRICK OFF FOREVER AND STOP MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE BY ACTIVELY ENGAGING IT IN. At this point I think I'm going to start a discord raid just to bomb every single shill tactic I see so this cancerous filth can finally frick off and good content can finally come back again.
>Reminder if this had nothing to do with an established IP you homosexuals WOULDN'T be shilling it
Yeah, that's why people are mad about it. Discussing a show isn't "shilling" it. Go back to Cinemaphile
shut up homosexual
I want to watch a scooby doo parody of teen mystery dramas.
go frick yourself to sleep knowing that.
Of course a Hispanic would be behind all this shilling.
I hope they're gay and sexually active. men are overrated
They are better than awful design characters.
They look unfathomably better.
>show ends with Velma's death
>Scrappy killed Velma
The hero we didn't know we needed.
Do they even know what they're doing anymore?
Wait... is the Velma aka Mindy truly 100% dead and buried with no backsies?
She came back as a ghost.
100% dead, but not buried and possible backsies if they get a season 3.
1.Velma
2.Fred
3.Norville
4.Daphne
amazing how even in a show that gives her more characterization and a plot, Daphne is still the least interesting scooby-doo. the Lisa or Meg of the show, if you will.
any mega?
>aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWdhLm56L2ZvbGRlci9FWlpYZ0JJUSM2NnRCZ2pCS0dhTGlsVktTVVVOZkFn
why cant we just post the actual link
Because copyright enforcement companies have bots that search for mega links.
hnnng saggy washed up milf breasts
wake me up when there's a MEGA
oh ho ho
what would Vince say about this
Who?
???
I like how DmC apologists act as if their game is "more mature", when in reality it's a non-stop stream of the most juvenile and amateurish writing known to man. Worse is that it takes itself completely seriously.
The only joke I liked was the thing about the elevator muzak being the worst part of hell.
THERE SHE IS
Who is the sexy dog??
Hot Dog Water?
From what episode are these scenes?
creaky friday
guys. i swear dont hatewatch this trash, dont gave them money and greenlight for another season
I'll give them as many seasons as it takes for them to get the mystery machine and scooby doo
or until I see a Jabberjaw cameo
Are you moronic?
>another scrappy is le evil/sucks joke
fricking yawn, when are WB going to portray him in a good light? never?
scrappy doo is cringe. he gets what he deserves.
that joke is old
>joke
Is canon now. Even the shows make jokes about him being insufferable
Sometimes an old joke is still funny. israelites getting genocided is still funny even after thousands of years.
Scrappy isn't as bad as the hooknoses so it ain't funny
No one fricking likes that piece of shit dog. I am glad they made him evil
Scrappy improved the shows ratings.
the closest your getting outside of Apocolypse is Crisis on Infinite Scoobs having him as a red herring for the real culprits (all the helper characters from specific Scooby shows and that homosexual Red Herring) and then all the Scrappy's chasing them off
Ever since the 2000s live action Scooby Doo, HB had been desperate to go all "See, we HAVE sense of humor, WE can male fun of ourselves, you HATE our works from the past, well, hum, huh, WE HATE EM TOO, heh, heh, LOOK, LOOK, are we cool now?
All ever since.
>Scrappy fricking killed Velma
I always believed in you, Scrap. You died a motherfricking hero for us all.
m/ s in chat for our unsung hero.
S
Perhaps the world had been too harsh on you. I ask for your forgiveness, Scrappy.
Hate watching is still watching
And? You also chose to come into this thread
And? A simple reminder to anons doesn't support a shitty show
I haven’t watched season 1 and won’t watch season 2
BUT
Indian Velma is hot. I think Mindy Kaling is hot too. I will enjoy the porn.
Hi mindy
Nope, I just like her from The Office
She’s unfunny tho
She looks like an ugly witch, but you do you man
Hey buttholes, rather than watch this shit, how about you go take a nap instead.
I'm in charge of max programing, and because there is more than one thread about velma, we're renewing it for s3 and s4. Expanded seasons too because of how autistic these angry posts are
I can’t fricking believe they did the “Scrappy Doo is evil joke” AGAIN. The live action movie did that joke DECADES ago. It’s too damn obvious and tired and worn out. Hack writing.
Even then it didnt land as well as some people thought. According to James he thought everyone would hate scrapy doo like he and some older fans did.
It backfired when it turns out kids liked him and hated that twist.
babi
how is there no webm of scrappy killing velma yet
"a more mature take on Mystery Inc would slap"
So that's who's giving this shitshow the time of day, eh? Figures. Seriousgays are literally the most autistic people on the planet. Without fail, they ALWATYS give dogshit a chance because it's "mature and serious". Sonicgays are like this, but ironically, the movie canon is actively not doing that and that's why they are mad about it. It's like these morons WANT bad media to validate their autism.
This was cute
Ironic that this Velma believes in ghost, but WB made OG Velma an athirst for some reason
Everyone is basically calling to end Scrappy Doo hate simply because he killed Mindy. If Mindy had an actual ounce of brains and self awareness it should really tell her how nobody likes her and her moronic ideas. Too bad she doesn't.
He's still annoying.
Just take the L Mindy.
Season 3 incoming.
>it's not like muh old scooby doo!
the murders should give it away but some people are just thick
what is happening here?
School tradition to oil creaky doors where opposites tend to get paired with one another.
I see.
I'm assuming these
background characters are a gag and aren't used again
Yeah, just one-off designs
That's cool.
Even if they aren't that important I still appreciate the work that's put in for the background characters.
I have not watched the show
Looks like a Kickstarter backer reward tier.
…what am I looking at?
what the frick
way too much chromatic aberration
it looks like a red/cyan 3D effect
I don't care too much about Scrappy but when can we give Flim-Flam a second chance? He was a lot of fun and he is Asian so they can use him as a diversity hire.
Curse of the 13th Ghost
I thought he was Romani?
Pretty sure he's Tibetan in the original
the backgrounds don't match up
>Like Fred's arc
>Laughed at his mom going to hell
>Best iteration of scrappy
He should've been the villain in Mystery inc instead of the parrot
You're not fooling me WB intern, I'm not watching this garbage
>I'm not watching this garbage
Okay. Don't
Just get a recap of season 1 and watch season 2 pretending it was always like this. Its not a good show, its a dumb dumb parody with surprisingly nice animations and cartoony ass humor. Velma is still the worst character and her voice acting is terrible.
>He should've been the villain in Mystery inc instead of the parrot
that would just be rehashing the Gunn movies
have a nice day
Its exactly as I figured, when they literally stop being racist or sexist and focus on the animation and dumb humor its actually a entertaining watch.
I watched 2 episodes
I basically agree with you. A lot of Hollywood jokes, that I didn't get.
There's stuff I find funny that aren't really jokes. Like the murder females that are just brains in jars.
So it's just Teen Titans GO!!?
Good riddance, I don't need two shitty shit takes used on IPs I respected growing up as a kid.
>they turned Thorn into a crack prostitute
It's been said above but, no they really don't. Despite her old appearance, they honestly do nothing with her. You see her appearance and instantly suspect "okay the joke is she's gonna be a Lindsay Lohan type washed-up 90s celebrity or post-2015 "I'm a witch!" Megan Fox with a history of scandals who ran from it all" but no.
I feel like if they actually wanted to do a Scooby Doo parody, that's honestly a funny route to take her. But that would require actually liking the source material enough to think of that.
Out of all the things for people to be upset with, the Thorn age-up is bottom on the list. As it's not even an issue.
I know anon. I think I'm mostly just disappointed by how tired and lazy most of the jokes are.
"TEEN LIKE SOCIAL MEDIA."
In order to satirical something, you have to actually be interested in it.
If this was an anime would Fred be a shota because he's "a kid with a body of an even younger kid"?
Was hoping this was a series that would give Fred and Shaggy some good screentime together since there was no Scooby involved.
But they just had Norville with a side-character both seasons.
ng something tells the producers and writers wanted to make another riverdale, but in animated form and also with half the episodes
VELMA IS CUTE
CUTE!
She is. I don't like her character, but I love her design.
Wanted to draw her for some reason.
https://files.catbox.moe/orq5h5.png
cute
The Wall remains undefeated
I attempted to do a edit. Its still not very good
She looks like the Goth chick from Venture bros
>Scrappy was behind every single murder, even the ones from S1
That doesn't make sense, wasn't Fred's mom behind those?
>That doesn't make sense, wasn't Fred's mom behind those?
Like Mystery Inc in most of the gangs parents were a part of the conspiracy
She was, that's why her ghost went to hell.
holy shit
I'm on the fifth episode (don't worry I'm watching it on one of those "free cartoons online" site) and the murderer killed that priest from the first episode. I thought the murderer only targeted middle-aged men, that priest looked like he was 70 years old, that's an elder.
APOLOGIZE
Is he a pitbull now?
Do male dogs have six nipples?
He wants to see copters
Wow
>Season 1b in a few hours
ftfy.
You guys deserve bad shows for all eternity
We love you too Mindy
Chad Scrappy looking handsome here
Scrappy CHADs I'm sorry for making fun of your guy all these years.
10/10
loved the ending and how Velma fricking killed Scrappy. I'm glad project scoobi is confirmed to bring hanna barbera characters to life, hope there's more of that in the future but I feel conflicted about the supernatural existing in scooby doo but at least it's an interesting cliffhanger for season 3.
>I'm glad project scoobi is confirmed to bring hanna barbera characters to life
I'm good, thanks. Don't need to see evil racist Hong Kong Phooey attempt to rape a drug-addicted Penelope Pitstop before our "queer heroines" save her
>A talking bear wearing a hat and tiiiiie? This is worse than a movie about a bear on drugs!
>It's a talking horse and donkey and one is Mexican all the time and the other is half the time with a guitar he murders people with.
>That sounds like something two white dudes made up and appropriated their low IQ take on Mexican culture with.
>Wait a second, that horse is actually Texan!
>See? Now we just gotta wait for him to deport his donkey friend, like all white horses want to do.
I'm out cringing myself. Frick.
>I'm good, thanks. Don't need to see evil racist Hong Kong Phooey attempt to rape a drug-addicted Penelope Pitstop before our "queer heroines" save her
If this was in Harvey Birdman people would go for it
So Velma has all this savvy meta knowledge about society and pop culture, yet she thinks the they/them is going to be the villain? Is she moronic?
This is the show America needed, healing the political divide, bringing liberal and conservative together to say "man, frick that fricking Velma show and everyone that made it."
i didn't even know season 2 was coming out until now. it has zero hype.
people watching your show purely to shit on it can only go so far
Jojo Golden Wind part 5 battle.
I'm on episode 4 and I'm honestly not hating this season. I'm not really liking it or anything but it's far better than the first.
There really is no justice in this world when trash like this can get a second season.
It really goes to show there is no such thing as bad publicity. This show got hated into success.
They made both seasons at the same time you fricking moron
Yeah sorry I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of the production of a terrible show
But also if the """2nd season""" was done at the same time why'd they wait so long just to release all the episodes at once anyway
The way these streaming services handle releasing shows just seems stupid
I will call this an improvement. I laughed at more jokes and the writers decided to make the characters that aren't Velma not be COMPLETELY insufferable.
I could talk about more things, but oh boy, the Velma Halloween special; can't fricking wait.
have a nice day
>(Daphne), we brought you here because on this occasion you made a very important moral choice. It was either showing you this or every time you chose to eat meat. Enjoy terraforming Mars, jerk!
That Honest Trailers joke about how this show is like if you fed an AI (old) blue check Twitter is the most accurate thing anybody ever said about this show. How are you supposed to even comprehend this joke, let alone laugh at it; if you haven't prepared yourself ahead of time by reading Moviebob tweets for at least a decade?!
Did the whole season drop?
Yes.
Today we sing the praises of our hero, Scrappy the Velmaslayer, son of Ruby. The hero who liberated the world from the tyranny of the False Velma. Through righteous slaughter he tore his way through the false queen's wretched world until he came face-to-face against her, and lo did he sacrifice his very life to bring an end to her accursed reign.
Hail Son of Ruby! May thou rest in Puppy Power.
the missile killed Velma, Velma killed Scrappy.
So how exactly does Thorn's daughter look? Can someone post a screenshot of her?
Doesn't the first season of this end with Velma twerking over some guy's dead body?
>some guy
Fred's serial killers mother.
Remember when the blue guy sent all the others flying from punches and kicks?
Imagine getting free reign of the Scooby Doo franchise and all the characters in it from the past 60 years, and you decide you want to make it about a race-swapped Velma b***hing about television tropes and social justice issues until she gets killed by Scrappy Doo.
I like the girls that are just brains in jars. Visually it's a great gag, I like they're at places and they're no explanation of how they got there or how how they're going to down from there.
>self-insert
Do Daphne and Velma get together this season? That's literally the only investment I have in this show.
Any chances this show will effect future iterations of the franchise? The chances are very low, but not zero.
>Continuing to pair Velma and Daphne romantically in a future series, while they do something else with Fred
>Experimenting more with making Shaggy black , Daphne asian, or race-bending the characters more often in general.
SCOOB had latina Velma, and one of the direct to video movies already cemented her lesbianism/bisexuality prior to this, so it was already in motion.
They were together since last season. They just had relationship drama stuff this season, but stayed together the whole time despite some fights.
>Scrappy will forever be seen as a hero in the franchise for killing Velma
Velma will always be a lesbian. Else it's lesbian erasure.
If anything it'll influence later series in a negative way. They'll go out of their way to avoid things this series did to avoid association. If they raceswap Shaggy he won't be black, etc.
>Any chances this show will effect future iterations of the franchise?
Unfortunately, for the next few years... yes. Any character race and/or sexual bending becomes mandatory unless it is replaced by an even outrageous bending. Thus:
>latina < pajeet
>white < black
>lebian > bisexual (the reason she ended up with Daphne, even if she showed attraction to males)
Only iterations that use the character's classic designs will remain safe (regarding race, but not sexuality)... for now.
I don't think Black Shaggy is beloved enough like let's say Black Princess Daisy. No one will care if they remake him white or whatever.
Xitter and Tumblr will care.
Yes, they don't watch the show and their opinion should not even matter... but do you think the execs and future showrunners comprehend that?
I've seen more black people say this black Shaggy is cringy and even racist. Trust me, this time they're on the "it's cheap pandering" side.
I don't see it. I don't see what's racist about black shaggy. He's just a guy. At no point is his race brought up. They talk more about how hard it is to be hot than to be black.
APOLOGIZE
It's sad that there are actual shills in here and not just trolls
Why does everyone keep saying the Dyke looks cool?
>Knuckles is barely in the Knuckles show
velmachads won as usual
And sonictards will still call it good
NuScrappy is kinda hot.
Hate watching isn't real and you are a useful idiot for the suits for propagating the myth that it is. Velma had two seasons greenlit from the start, as is standard within the industry. Even with that fact aside, "hate watchers" are an insignificant demographic. Among that tiny demographic, a majority of them pirate the show, and the remaining few who "hate watch" legally don't even amount to a statistical error.
Velma ripoff
Please tell me either Scooby or Scrappy, as a real dog, screwed her consensually or not. That's one of the only ways this crap would be tolerable.
Velma's plan to kill Scrappy with chocolate shouldn't have worked anyway because he was designed to be invincible.
I'm happy to be the only sensible person who doesn't get mad over Velma
Twitter trash but:
>reminder: the woman responsible for this show made out with a guy without his consent, and threatened to fire her crew if anyone told anyone about it
More reasons to hate Mindy, I heard they kick her out of Pixar's Inside Out.
>Just watched the last scene of season 2 in YouTube
Claiming they can bring her back in Halloween under certain conditions, seemed oddly specific...
Are they laying the ground for a "TV" movie in case a potential third season is not greenlit?
Alright I've finished watching Velma S2.
It's better than season 1. Like a lot better. At no point did I have to pause it because it was too cringe, there was at least one GOOD joke every episode, and the writing didn't feel like it was coming from buttmad twitter users.