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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are they getting the funds for this? Almost no one talks about it anymore and it was primarily remembered as "sjw scooby doo"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sjw
      kek

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not saying that's an accurate label, I'm just stating that's how the public remembers it.
        And when you have racebent Velma kissing Daphne while Fred is humiliated and made out to be a dumbass and Norville is a simp, conservatives aren't going to like your show either.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was ordered at the same time as season 1

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sjw
      kek

      It wasn't SJW. It was "piss off everyone, but not in a charming way like South Park"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It wasn't SJW. It was "piss off everyone, but not in a charming way like South Park"

        Ehh, pretty sure the show was intended for SJWs, but due to the writers being out of touch and Mind Kaling's personal things, they fricked that up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hardly say this but Velma was extremely hate watch. It was a popular thing for YouTubers to watch and hate and make fun of. It's actually how I watched the show by watching YouTubers react.

      It's popular for all the wrong reasons and even watched ironically.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Almost no one talks about it
      The internet couldn't stop talking about it when it first came out, come on dude.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reread the statement. How many people talk about it today? This year? It's been a year since Velma came out and it died out pretty quickly after the hate train

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          We're talking about it now, the season season 2 announcement has revived interested on this shit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You’re moronic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How many people talk about it today?
          Cinemaphile still revives the hate train from time to time.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How many people talk about it today?
          >literally in a thread about it right now

          Do you people have any self awareness?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was green lit for a second season before it premiered it presumably got a social media bump through all the hate so Warner just assumed that they can nab that sort of engagement again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like every time there's a thread about this show or a show that received a similar reception to its first season, we have this exact conversation about how shows pre-order a season 2 for most animated shows nowadays.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget, you're here forever.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll take you down with me, anon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm mostly going to hide threads, except those from the top 10 percent of coomers.

      And a reminder. Scooby doo will be back, in a completely different form in the future.

      They prepaid on some of the contracts.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And a reminder. Scooby doo will be back, in a completely different form in the future.
        When?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I give it 3 years at the absolute max. look at scooby doo's entire fricking history.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >triggered by a children's show
      Worst generation

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Velma is tv 14 and has blood and nudity. Kys old man go talk about how much better campy superheros are than edgy remakes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most cartoons get a guaranteed second season because the company thinks there's potential and they don't want viewers to wait too long for the next season. Animation takes fricking forever to do my dude.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when this shit was so bad and so obnoxiously preachy that leftoids started assuming this show was actually a far-right conspiracy to make them look bad?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was bizarre to me. It's not like it was that far removed from other woke media.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's because no one likes to think about Mindy Kaling. She's ostensibly a feminist comedian, but she's so aggressively egotistical and narcissistic that every vanity project she gets to make ends up a lot like Velma where the main character is just her and is thoroughly unlikable, but you are expected to think that's... Charming? Funny? Point is, she was the exact wrong person for a project like this.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we finally get the FredxShaggy couple?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay men aren't as executive friendly as lesbians. Execs get turned on by girls kissing so they get an easier time.
      It's why all the beanmouth shows only have lesbos

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But we need a controversy in Velma 2 or no one will watch it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad that someone else recognizes this. Like everything else, even homosexuality was forced to become gynocentric by straight coomers.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The best we can hope for is more fujos being in the writer's room and being more sympathetic to gay men.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gay men are the least sympathetic demographic imaginable.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't understand, I thought poor straight white men were the most victimized demographic? 🙁

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Velma may be the first series to have Fred and Shaggy(Norville) finally become solid bros in this 50+ year franchise
      I don't know how to feel about that.

      Was the concept art better?

      >CW Velma

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fred and Shaggy is the only reason I'm watching this series.
        Ironic that even in a show where they try to elevate all the women and make it as feminist as possible, people still prefer the male characters. really makes you think

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Need to webm that bit, and watch Guess Who.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shaggy should the the bottom buck.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scooby-Doo is already dead. It's over.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well on the bright side it's nice to know nobody is going to be stupid enough to pirate this pile of shit.

  5. 2 months ago
    El Barto

    so is it gonna be packaged separately from the first season or

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was the concept art better?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy booba, that Velma is stacked

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not big enough, up your boob standard

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          More!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      these designs would be hell to animate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks even more like Mindy Kaling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fred looks cool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fred looks like an ftm troony

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, that's better looking, although it looks better for a comic.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather watch santa Inc season 2 than this

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe there will be a joke as good as the Fog King joke in season one.

    It won't be worth suffering through this shit, though.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It didn't even have Scooby in it.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather have Guess Who S3 then this. Please. There must be a series with something better than black Velma.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    im not watching it, ill be real i dont watch most shit that comes out.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ready to not watch it? Yes.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reminder it will be a popular show again because everyone hatewatched it and youtubers couldnt stop talking about how bad it was(they watched it knowing it will be bad)
    everyone watched it

    not me though cuz i know its a bad show why would i watch a bad show and watch other people talk about how bad it was

    • 2 months ago
      Anonyrnous

      I feel like Velma S2 won't take the internet by storm quite like the first season did, but there are so few cartoons coming out right now that I can see people latching onto it if they're just that bored and need something to talk about. Expect some reactions once the trailer drops.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >once the trailer drops
        Silly anon, Max doesn't advertise its cartoons. I don't even think Velma's second season will be released weekly. They're probably just gonna dump it all in one day.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had some legit laughs watching this. It's nothing like the impression I had from the trailers.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ready with my dick in hand

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That poster looks amazing, too bad it’s wasted on this show

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Satanic pentagram
    of course. When a shitty show doesn't know where to go for their mystery, it's always right to Satan shit.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they tone down the fanservice?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      me like the brown ones

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure they already did. They only showed everyone's naked booty for that joke about first episode nudity. The next time they showered, it was all covered in a thick fog.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't be surprised if that scene was censored later on to avoid controversy given some people were complaining about the first shower scene.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans see women naked
      >OMG they're LITERALLY CHILDREN
      The modern puritans cannot handle fanservice

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are 15 which is weird

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Out of 10

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does someone put out something so miserable and not kill themself?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      be rich

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off shill

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm watching Knuckles instead

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch for Fred.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tries to make fred into a hatesink straw misogynist and make you sympathize for velma
      >instead people still like him and are rooting for him
      Autistic whiteboys stay winning

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They fricked up by making him cute/sympathetic and Velma atrocious.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well the problem is Fred is written as sympathetic, and Velma is written as a shitty human being that no one would want to be around. Like you'd be moronic to not know why she's awful So anyway Mindy Kailing thought she was a good character

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are your hopes and theories for scoobi?
    me I think the town will be attacked by talking animals.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically Olive joins the team

      Frick it. Who Cares. Mystery Inc had 2 different characters that were essentially Velma. Lets have 2 Daphne's. Daphne can be the violent one who can fend for herself and Olive can be the seductive one.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Season 2 poster is based on Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew covers
    >When the show is already based on Scooby Doo
    This is a hat on a hat. We know it's a mystery show, there isn't a second famous Velma.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want more hentai where Velma is being dominated and gets off to it. Hopefully this will be addressed in the new season.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want 3-way porn of Fred, Olive and Daphne

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man a hatefrick threesome with her and Mandy from "I am not Starfire" would be wild as frick and best experience ever

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody asked for this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just don't fricking watch it if you don't like it you morons.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When a shitty show has two seasons it's just one season cut into two pieces.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Five bucks says they're gonna be the highlight this season

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cute twink

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it wasn't THAT bad besides some dumb plot points like the talking brains and Fred's mom being the mastermind, it had your typical humor and tropes as pretty much every other modern "adult" cartoon but with actual animation and dynamic storyboards

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, spoilers

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope homosexual toobers don't give this thing free advertising again. Hate watching is such a moronic concept and anyone that does it should be beaten with sticks.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't watch the first season. Won't watch this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not?

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. Look at this funny image.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      L-lewd...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not yet.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol I JUST watched Persepolis the other day now that it's free on youtube

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I need a gif of her removing that bra

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for another cycle of rage bait engagement marketing. Just nonstop reductionist "piss off both sides" garbage with made-to-go-viral segments to fuel another season of youtube commentaries and culture war opinion pieces to fuel ad clicks. I am tired of this approach.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    shaggy gon' sneeze

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I know Vema is an egotistical piece of shit.
    and you still b***h about it.

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