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Venom: The Last Dance
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kek
holy kek
Venom 2 was already trash, how are they making it WORSE
Certified kinography
So this is like a fricked up Ms. Doubtfire situation. Who is directin-
> Kelly Marcel
Ah, the b***h who did Cruella and The Changeling. Now that makes sense.
Do we really want to know what is going on in the heads of the people that made Morbius and Madam Webb? And re-released Morbius again because they really are that fricking stupid?
I want to know how on earth they haven't been sacked yet
Too important to be fired, there is no one above them to fire them.
I want to know what keeps investors on board. Why haven't they jumped ship and decided to quit wasting their money on shit they know will fail from people who are known failures.
Sadly it is likely this. When someone becomes a cornerstone of the studio, no one can get rid of them no matter how much they frick up and lose money. They liner there causing problems and losing millions until they finally eventually OD.
It's Venom Time!
Amy Pascal's Ritalin and white wine logic wins again
I would kill for another Sony leak. I NEED to see the input Pascal gives on these projects.
With this level of competence I'm pretty sure Pascal got her job either through family, or sucking dick
Sony and Pascal have been so stupid lately I believe this. Yet somehow I'm sure it'll be leagues better than the Seth Rogen Venom movie he's been threatening everybody with.
Additionally
>Chiwetel Ejiofor leads "The Jury," a group of vigilantes determined to eradicate Venom and all the symbiotes, driven by his son's death at the hands of Carnage in "Venom 2."
>Toxin will not only go after Venom, but he will also attempt to kill Peter before he becomes Spider-Man.
>The Lethal Protector symbiotes will appear. Scream is Venom’s love interest.
We need more. More plot points. More contrivances. More subplots. More more more.
Wasn’t it hinted that the villain was that green symbiote?
How tf do you fall for this? All of this is a mix of old Cinemaphile leaks.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/142241039/#142241039
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/142354930/#142354930
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/135829599/#135829599
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/135834369/#135834369
Cinemaphile is filled with morons that'd believe anything if it was a twitter screenshot
>Cinemaphile is filled
homie, look at the response those leaks got, it even got shared by semi-reputable news sites. The capeshit fandom is FILLED with morons.
Cinemaphile leaked the entire no way home plot
It really wasn't hard to guess based on the trailers and the leaked images of Garfield and Tobey. I remember seeing nearly correct theories early in 2021.
It's so stupid that it's actually believable.
Venom 2 was about being gay. Venom 3 is about being gay dads.
Perfect. No notes.
I'd say bullshit, but after Madam Web everything's possible.
Isn't that just the original plot of Madam Web, with Venom filling the role of Ezekiel AND the Spider-Women?
>how can we use spider-man without using spider-man
>let's have peter parker be a baby and kill him
I don't believe leak shit until I see it in a movie but this just sounds beyond stupid, even if it's made up.
if Sony wants SpiderMan why can't they continue the Garfield movies? everyone loved him in NWH.
The deal with Disney. If they could put Spider-man in their films they would have. ITSV and ATSV are loop holes because they weren't barred from animated appearances.
>If they could put Spider-man in their films they would have
Miles? Gwen? any of the clones?
I'm game for an Ultimate Jessica movie.
Why would you say that after what happened with madame web of all things?
fake and gay
this "leaked" over a year ago when people were making predictions about Madame Web, before it was revealed it was set in 2003.
So, if there's a Peter in this movie (Which i doubt it), he wouldn't be a 10 year old.
Madame Web was confirmed to take place outside Venom and Morbius’s canon
I actually enjoyed the last two installments of the Sony Venom trashfire-verse. I hope this one also earns 1 billion dollars.
It could be good
At this point in history there is no such thing as a plot too stupid for Sony. Someone could leak that the movie had Venom shitting in a box and giving it to Beetle, which turns out to be a paraplegic kid from El Salvador who only wears a purple shirt, and it just might be true based on what Sony has made before.
Didn't madame web originally was about someonr trying to kill Peter before he was born? What the frick is wrong with Sony? Is Madame Web going to save him?
This sounds amazing I cannot wait to see how they frick up such a surefire hit premise.
Why doesn't Sony just make a live action 2099 or Noir?
This reads like a shitpost
So if Peter was in highschool or college he would of been fricked I guess.
If this true it's hilarious how they finally put Peter Parker in
And then make him severely allergic to spiders.
hahahahhaaa
Just make it about Knull, holy shit
how does sony still not get that spiderman got popular because hes just a guy that got powers and not "the chosen one"
I blame Avi Arad
>not "the chosen one"
Anon
Even Marvel does not agree on that
He's right, though.
Well, not just a guy, a guy with the morals to become a superhero after all, but the whole "mystical chosen one" thing is a moronic retcon.