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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s fricking over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, its israeliteover

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know rite! The Venom franchise is ruined.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I had access to time travel I'd use it to go back to the mid-2000s and transport Seth Rogen to Treblinka so all of his shitty "adult" animation would never come into being.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds too complicated. Just kill him with a rock while he's stoned.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How am I supposed to hit him with a rock when he’s already stoned

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's ROCK, not a STONE, duh!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a football. I chiseled it.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this site just hates him because he's "librul"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he's an ass. Even Redditors say so.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Must be nice to be so rich, that people breaking into your car can be neutral to positive. Someone breaks into my car, there's no replacement option. I now have no car for a week, while it gets fixed, and the cost is more of my total money, than his.
        >but you might get a cool knife
        How completely out of touch with reality.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate him because he makes complete shit. I liked him as part of Apatow's ensemble but on his own and doing his own shit he's terrible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate him cuz he just: Weed lmaoo
      Fricking hate druggies and where's

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He shoehorns race changing white characters because of his gross israeli beliefs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the last thing he did that wasn't annoying and shitty? He did a god job as Bob.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about that rat from Horton Hears a Who?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's pretty fine as a voice actor so long as the character fits his one voice and he's not writing

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm honestly perfectly fine with him as Allen in Invincible. But yeah, he should just strictly be voice acting.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I do like him as Allen, probably because I never listened to his more serious-sounding roles before.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. I'm liberal and I fricking hate him.
      nobody likes Seth Rogen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like liberals and even i can tell the shit he makes is cringe. But if you enjoy the slop, good for you anon.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here comes a black Eddie Brock.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE… ARE… HIGH AS FRICK

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How was the preacher show he did?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. Didn't watch it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn’t a fan. But my issue was largely the fact that it was a AMC show which meant they immediately pulled a Walking Dead season two, ie the Preacher spends it’s entire first season dicking around a Texas city for budgetary reasons and to accommodate that they start the show loosely adapting the Quincanon story. I get what they were going for but I didn’t really think it worked and to me the roadtrip across America was a key part of the comic so not getting that at all in the first season pissed me off.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >incoming orgy scene where all the black and latino spider-men have sex with Gwen variants after they kill Venom in the end

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds too kino for something coming from Seth Rogen.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kino
        You keep using that word but you clearly don't know what it means

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the newbie's trying to scold someone else over Internet lingo again.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >internet Lingo
            Oh no we got another one that doesn't know what the word means and is moronic, sub 70 IQ poor fella

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >GOOD MORNING SIRS

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please do not redeem, sandBlack
                Do not blow yourself up during ramadan

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but he did invincible and the bois let him wiener!
    I hate the boys and invincible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh boy i can't wait for dated pop culture references and for eddie/venom to be an actual couple but with none of the chemistry from the first movie

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scary

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it with Sony Pictures Animation or with someone else?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey my expectations are on the floor so if I get at least some action scenes of Venom tearing dudes up with a dash of chesty symbiote women and/or degen alien sex appeal I'm game. Its all slop, so I can at least hope for slop I can clap for

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yo what if venom
    >but get this
    >what if venom with weeeeeed
    >yo imagine all the shenanigans he can do
    >and hey we all Spiderman is israeli so what if
    >get this
    >Venom is a Nazi
    >yoooooooooo
    >that's so crazy
    >and what if like you know
    >over the top gore with get this adult language
    >we can say frick and shit and vegana
    >this is gonna be sick

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok I know the whole "lmao weed" thing and his last R rated animated thing was sausage fest, but I understand his TMNT movie was good and people liked it, so its not a confirmed shit idea

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >his TMNT movie was good and people liked it
      It did poorly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Got a sequel greenlit, streaming series and videogames, so clearly it didn't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >his TMNT movie was good
      No it wasn't, who told you that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it has a 95% on RT and everyone around me was talking good, I saw some clips that look neat. Im not sure what vibe I was supposed to get

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just watch it. if you like it, you like it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >has a 95% on RT
          Really Black?
          It's mediocre but you'll probably like it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >95% on RT
          homosexuals liked it because it reminded them of spider-verse and they don't know shit about TMNT so they'll gobble any slop. big whoop.

          Rogen is going to do the same with Venom and that's why it will be shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's Cinemaphile, this board is full of hardcore contrarians.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cope

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Zamir, sir. You're redeeming, sir. Don't redeem the boards.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because someone saw Sausage Party and thought: that's the guy I want working on my project.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rogen has a very long and successful track record doing geek stuff.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Seth Rogen
    >Venom confirmed moronic drug addict
    DOA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He already was that in the Sony movies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was just a moronic journalist not a drug addict

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Except he has to eat brains all the time

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Druggies eat their own brain already

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The first movie made Eddie’s symbiote symptoms, and later temporary separation, work exactly like a junkie on withdrawal.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, sure, whatever you say pal but this one is gonna be Eddie on actual drugs and is gonna be shit

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, it's their one successful spin-off at the moment from the mcu and spider-man stuff... I'm not saying they are going to ruin this, but is the talent pool that limited

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hardy isn’t going to keep making La Venom movies forever.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hardy can suck my dick for all I care. Fricking mumbling moron.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's fine when he's not voice acting. I don't get the hate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a spiteful jackass who has been handed the keys to too many franchises that he clearly has no understanding of at best, and utter contempt for at worst.
      He has no kids, so his only legacy will be wrecking everyone else’s works.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's one of the head people in charge of The Boys and Invincible adaptations, that should tell you enough.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those are both good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rogen is pretty much an unfunny hack. His whole gimmick was junkie jokes then jumped into the sex/violent edgy stuff and now we have to deal with him in animation because he is getting famous IP's. Hell, just watch his cameos in The Boys to see the level of "comedy" he does.

      Its either he'll be the catalyst that kills Sony Spiderman for good or it'll just be another drop in the sonyshit bucket

      Sony already released Morbius and Madame Web and they still have hopes for Kraven. If they haven't changed their minds about the spin-offs with two box-office bombs, an awful Venom cartoon won't do shit.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its either he'll be the catalyst that kills Sony Spiderman for good or it'll just be another drop in the sonyshit bucket

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much weed is Venom gonna smoke in an episode?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but will it be a continuation of the LA movies or the actual Schizo Brock?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This will unironically be the best and most accurate to the original portrayal of Venom in a MSM production ever after all the garbage iterations Venom's been in recently.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless it's adapting ASM #300 no the frick it won't

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >comic accurate now has to mean literally do the first appearance or frick off
        Your world is so small

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And yours is so gay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and less is definitely more with superheroes. Venom has only been more bland since his initial few appearances. He never needed big rows of teeth or a tongue or shape shifting or any of that knull shit we have. He was a creepier Spider-Man who was mentally ill. Not a fricking hulking dinosaur monster acting like a moron

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seth Rogen is one of the only israelites in Hollywood whose not pro Israel so I officially have no problem with him anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't make him pro-goyim either.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seth seems like he actually likes these nerd things but then he always fricks them up some how.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's a moronic pot smoking leftist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean the ideas he comes up with while getting stoned aren't as good as he thinks they are? who could have seen that coming

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He sounded so gay and tryhard as Allen before being mutilated

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was his Ninja Turtles movie any good? I would never watch it since it was child-focused, but I assume people liked it.

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