venom's constant backtalk is hilarious
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yeah it's very popular on reddit
Cope, Redditors hate it. Venom is pure chan culture.
im not pretending to enjoy this shit just to be contrarian
Yeah, you're just actually a homosexual with shit taste.
nah this shit is just pure slop, there is nothing to be gained from pretending to like it.
and as we all know Cinemaphile culture is LE EPIC!!! not for the feint of heart hehe
Holy cringe
Kinda weird you know that but alright
I hate the changes they made to venom's voice
God damn this one sucked. The first was meh.
This. The first movie at least has the lobster tank scene. The second was just utter trash from start to finish.
Number 2 was shit and it had some strange pacing issues
Who the frick thought it would be a good idea to make a movie with Carnage PG-13
Go read the comics with Carnage, they were Spider-Man comics, for kids. moron.
>Go read the comics
No thanks manchild
You're the manchild for wanting R-rated comic book movies. Kys.
I'm not the one that admitted to reading comic books for children
Did you ever consider that anon read the spiderman comics when he was a kid?
I don't care, he showed weakness, now he's my b***h
the fact you believe this is as cringe as it gets
Seethe homosexual
What size are your breasts?
How long did it take you to come up with that mediocre shit?
The time it took to read the thread and type my post increasing the poster count, fatty.
You're so fricking impotent kek
Whatever Black person. Enjoy your hovel and degrading health.
You gonna cry homosexual?
can you gays just buttchug each other already?
At least there was this drawn scene where they show the guy be cruel to animals and push his grandma down the stairs as a kid or whatever.
kino hacking scene
He is right and you fricking KNOW IT
You just know they put this in here ironically, to make fun of the MCU’s libgay racial morale speeches
Realistically speaking, who would win?
Tom Hardy is a well known homosexual. Convery has killed before and he will kill again.
I saw it in theaters and remember it being a big box office film at the time but in all honesty it was a pretty middling superhero flick, it was just a bunch of lame quips and middle school guy humor meant to appeal to the lowest common denominator, the action scenes were meh and Tom Hardy was wasted on this. The final fight was the only interesting one and you could barely see what was happening. The stuff with his girlfriend becoming venom for a second was moronic
Why are you talking about this movie like it’s from some bygone era? Are you 13?
it was years ago you fricking moron, it has nothing to do with my age and more to do with half a decade has passed since then
it was only 2 years ago
I'm talking about the one that came out in 2018 homosexual I didn't see the gay sequel
Dude you gotta be like 20 to be talking about a 2018 like that. Thats how my 19 he old gf talks about movies that came out a few years ago.
are you still responding to me? holy shit dude get a fricking life, no one gives a frick about your girlfriend, you're adding nothing to this thread
>hurr durr you must be 20
and you must be a fricking drooling moron to care this much, omg a fat 40 year old autist you're so cool
Underage b&
>more than half a decade
Lmao. Did your pap pap take you to see it, kiddo? Did he let you sit in his lap and steer the car on his way home? That’s just one president ago. Jesus, you’re adorable.
you know this site is anonymous and trying to get one up on anyone is moronic, right? and this particular instance is just fricking pathetic, even as you grasp for some superiority based on age you type the most infantile, diaper wetting shit I've ever read on this board. how autistic are you that this is how you spend your time?
>my girlfriend is 19
the lie detector test determined that was a lie, no one this autistic has ever touched a woman
NTA but you seem like a huge gay
same gay
homosexual cope kek, you aren't fit to eat my shit
Lmao, he’s literally sitting here talking about girlfriends. Kid, you’re too young. Sex will still be there when you grow up.
As far as Venom 2 is concerned: my time has been raped. I want compensation and a strongly-written apology from all those involved in the production.
Thom Hardy is great but the first one was mediocre
didn't get around to seeing this one.
20 years I waited for a carnage movie
Finally got one with the big guy himself in it and it was one of the worst movies I have ever seen
So fricking angry. Sony can suck the fattest fricking wiener in the universe. They have such a laundry list of some of the worst frickups in Hollywood. They're the whole reason spiderman 3 wasn't as good as it could have been. Probably would have gotten spiderman 4 without them as well
Fricking TRASH
Wood Harrelson can go suck a wiener too. He looks like a gay anyway
Conflicting tone and story aside, what these movies lack is Spider-Man. Even a 10 second scene in each movie would've improved the narrative a little bit.
>And I want it playin skynrd's free bird around the clock
Huge let down
In the 90s or early 2000s it could've been kino. They overdid the quipping and trying to copy the MCU.
Even commonalities like Venom and Eddie's love-hate relationship were played mostly for laughs but I think a more serious approach would've been better.
The jokey approach originated in the comics, the movies just copied that. But Eddie's situation is actually pretty fricked up.
When the first movie with Tom Hardy was coming out, Donny Cates' comic run was actually handling things better than whoever the director was.
I hate how Carnage/Cassius wasn't an unhinged pychopath. They portrayed him as someone with some romantic le tragic backstory
Yeah, they really fricked that one up for some reason. Cletus's whole motivation being to "have a friend" is one thing, but they suggested his poor bonding with the symbiote was his downfall, when in reality he has a literal blood bond, and the best by far.
I'm sure Harrelson could've been better with the right material too.
Bunch of homos in this thread.
Is it because of Tom Hardy?
>vagueposting
>calling anyone a gay
Lol
You’re one of the homosexuals huh?
Nah but you definitely are, passive aggressive little b***h kek
Sorry for calling you gay in your Venom thread
Sorry that you didn't have a good male role model growing up
Damn that one hurt
How do I become a success like you?
You can't, you're broken
All right then, keep your secrets
Sorry you chopped off your dick and balls and were left with a festering flesh wound for the rest of your life. I can’t believe the actually let 13 year olds do that shit.
Kek you're such a weak person
>Kek you're such a weak person
Thanks for reinforcing my point champ
> Thanks for reinforcing my point champ
Oh no not more JPGs! Whatever shall I do against this harrowing assault?
> Oh no not more JPGs! Whatever shall I do against this harrowing assault?
Keep posting more selfies kiddo
> Keep posting more selfies kiddo
Imagine having a mental breakdown because I pointed out that you're a homosexual whose daddy abandoned you kek
> Imagine having a mental breakdown because I pointed out that you're a homosexual whose daddy abandoned you kek
Hope your dad sees these posts and comes back bro, I'm sure he'd be real proud of you
> Hope your dad sees these posts and comes back bro, I'm sure he'd be real proud of you
Bruh this homie is phoneposting and he's saving each and every one of these, holy fricking shit
Bold of you to assume my phone is not jus 500 gb of angry kids on computers
The filename is from a phone, and in any case it's fricking pathetic and you are in fact a little punk ass b***h
Fricking LOL
> The filename is from a phone, and in any case it's fricking pathetic and you are in fact a little punk ass b***h
Fricking LOL
>moron so made he can't even quote properly anymore
Anon, please continue debasing yourself for my entertainment
>moron so made
>made
>maaaaaaaaaaaaade
Anon, please continue debasing yourself for my entertainment
Kek you are such an impotent little b***h, you can't do shit about shit, I could walk up to your mother and smack her ass in front of you and you'd probably do nothing about it
> Kek you are such an impotent little b***h, you can't do shit about shit, I could walk up to your mother and smack her ass in front of you and you'd probably do nothing about it
Lmao, you’re actually this mad over being called a child. Best thread on Cinemaphile at the moment
Nah, I'm lmaoing at the limp wristed prick thinking he's anything but
And I bet you post on /soc/ asking to suck trap dick
> Nah, I'm lmaoing at the limp wristed prick thinking he's anything but
Hey look he heard me call his name and he came
> Hey look he heard me call his name and he came
Lol, why are you fantasizing about making little boys cum on the internet, you big weirdo
Fricking hell bro
And yours tells me that you're a little queer who's been run through by every gay in california
Kek, wrong but your response tells me I was dead on.
Not him but damn Black person if I could peek at your posting history you probably say this exact type of shit like 90% of the time. Bet you don’t make people laugh irl and that affects you deeply.
Was your dad real tough on your ass? Did he make you choose the belt?
> Was your dad real tough on your ass? Did he make you choose the belt?
hey man
not him but leave gingers alone
>san francisco
nah senpai
the previous movie didn't suffer so much for it's rating but this one really hurt from it
>hate capeshit
>seeing everyone wearing venoms shirts in the 90s made me really want to watch this for some reason
Venom is a sick ass design and concept. Who wouldn't want to become stronger and have some other presence that allows them to act on their basest urges?
He's got an interesting visual design.
Venom is a top 5 character in Mexico just cus the sick design
Mexicans can’t read, but they like the pictures
Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum
And I'm not knowin' when I'm
Ever gonna slow up and I'm
Ready to snap any moment I'm
Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em
They ain't gonna know what hit 'em
(W-W-When they get bit with the—)
Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum
And I'm not knowin' when I'm
Ever gonna slow up and I'm
Ready to snap any moment I'm
Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em
They ain't gonna know what hit 'em
(W-W-When they get bit with the—)