>very high
>very handsome
>very intelligent
>very muscular and knows martial arts
could someone with this set of rare traits exist in real life? maybe it's a non-realistic character like from Marvel movies, but without superpowers?
>very high. >very handsome. >very intelligent. >very muscular and knows martial arts
Jean-Claude Van Damme comes to mind.
Adolf Lundgren
>very high
It's tall, Ranjit.
Pajeets are very aware of height because they're generally manlets, so they almost certainly know the word is "tall". This person is likely a European ESL.
What’s he smokin on? That red Tampa bubba kush?
Got this 6’4 dude with burly as frick forearms and giant hands in my jiu jitsu school. If you saw him you’d call him a Chad. He’s a brown built. Dude looks like a model but a masculine one, broad shoulders, square jaw. He’s also very Christian and has a blonde wife and a baby. Everyone, including me, look like peasants compared to him. He has 2 brothers who don’t even remotely look as good as him. Some dudes just hit the genetic lottery. It’s almost cliched how good looking he is.
why don't guys like this become actors/models/professional athletes?
what color his eyes/hair?
Blue eyes dirty blonde hair. And I meant brown belt, not brown built lol
figured.
Just because you hit the genetic lottery in looks doesn't mean you have talent in sports and acting.
Also, Hollywood is VERY predatory when it comes to men being sexually abused/molested by Hollywood elites; especially when it comes to handsome young models/actors. You WILL be made to frick 50-60 year old sleazy as frick gay studio producers/casting agents/directors to get even the smallest of roles/modeling gigs and most will be discarded afterwards and no one will care about their exploitation.
Even Alan Ritchson had to suck dick just to get his foot in the door, which is why he stopped getting major TV work and has to instead play Jack Reacher on Amazon.
>If you saw him you’d call him a Chad. He’s a brown built. Dude looks like a model but a masculine one
Holy shit, could you suck his dick any harder?
I wish bro
He's not going to frick you, Jamal.
Fascinating. How's his dick taste?
probably amazing if we're gonna be honest
This happens all the time, just not in your "world," so to speak. A lot of elites--doctors, rich people, etc.--have all of these traits. The stereotype of dumb jocks, ugly elites, incompetent rich people and the like are really just virgin cope. If you think about it it makes a lot of sense, too, since people with those traits would be very successful at breeding, and would also be very successful professionally. Of course Reacher has all of those traits dialed up to 11 because he's a fantasy character.
>very high
In any case, you forgot about Reacher's perfect memory recollection.
how high sir?
biblical mogging
No. You can only have 2 out of 4 things you named.
I love esl posters so much, it’s unreal
My phones spell corrector is such dog shit it constantly corrects words that don’t need correcting and screws up my sentences so often that I get accused of being a esl poster often
turn that shit off then, dumbass
>tfw get lazy and leave out pronouns and auxiliary verbs then get called esl
oh well, it was worth the .5 second saved.
>could someone with this set of rare traits exist in real life? maybe it's a non-realistic character like from Marvel movies, but without superpowers?
You literally just described Dolph Lundgren. Frankly, Schwarzenegger and Stallone are both smarter than most people assume.
>like her car
Kino
If you’re interested in reading a guy who does Lee Child better than Lee Child, check out the Mack Bolan books written by Chuck Rogers, they’re all like a classic 80s/90s action movie IN YOUR MIND.
Also they’re funny.
Also they’re written by an American instead of a homosexual British dude so they don’t have weird Britishisms and are just more credible overall.
>check out the Mack Bolan books
homie you expect me to have time for all that shit?
Not him but they're pretty easy reads and can be finished in a few hours. Basic bookslop like Hardy Boys.
Chuck Rogers only did like 30 of them
is the show worth a watch?
>the writer is a skinny average-height bong
Yeah, and he's got a CBE. What have you got?
Is this a comedy?
Cruise loves to do this physical comedy shit, he's like a silent film era guy
>CBE
That just means he's a pedophile
New home alone reboot lookin dope
He's a typical Guardianista who wrote the books as self-insert fanfiction of him owning the chuds. The next one in the series is about Reacher teaming up with a Mexican dyke lawyer from New York to take on an evil racist rancher from Texas.
>built like a brick shithouse
>bunch of head shorter guys always want to fight him
the ultimate loser power fantasy
I have 3 out of those. Gueds which ones and how I'm doing !
Dolph Rundgren
Good call.
2nd season when ?
She killed millions.
I liked how the show turned into a Lethal Weapon sequel in the last episode.
>reacher is supposed to be 6'5
>actor is only 6'2
I'm taller than him lmao
AHAHAH
Could be a grower. There's a video of Willem Dafoe with a rather small flaccid wiener but he had a whole issue with that one Antichrist movie where his dick was too big for scene the director wanted and it was described as "Confusingly large."
>There's a video of Willem Dafoe with a rather small flaccid wiener
bullshit, you're misremembering. his flaccid is still huge
it's not about the size of his dick, it's about stooping low enough to do this sort of photoshoots
boxer briefs make your dick look huge
what shade of brown are you
cute
Manlet Reacher is more kino
The first movie is very watchable.
frick off back to /lgbt/ homosexuals, no one cares about some dude's dick
Alexander the Great
>very high
The correct word here is "tall." Spend some more time learning proper English before outing yourself as a Punjabi.