Very nice. Lets see Paul Allens high score.

Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s high score.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    new neo geo, what do ya think

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I have to return some rented games

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    digits

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    even the monster looks like a dick

    i never noticed that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This I never noticed it either. That's pretty great

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't just LOOK at the vivid 4 dimensional graphics and 65000 colors. EAT IT!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    truly a chad's console

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >$200 dollars a game in 90s money
      I was never a poorgay, but frick me.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I Can't Believe That Bryce Prefers Van Patten's Sega Genesis To my Super NES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That's not GameGear, that's GameCOM.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    those things were expensive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This wasn't a standard ad, it was just for Playboy - the model was a Hefner stable member, and they cut a deal for that ad, that was part of a "tech stuff" special they ran that month. Playboy did that all the time, that's why companies loved to buy ad space, they could get quality time with a Playmate in a studio, and visit the mansion. Hef knew what he was doing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he also fricked dogs while watching gay porn.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White men ruined society and women when they decided to be lazy video game playing incels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      video games have been just as destructive as rap and drugs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >drugs
        real drugs, like cocaine, did a frickton of damage in the late 80's early 90's.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rap became the only acceptable form of media where high levels of masculinity is allowed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but unfortunately only Black folk and morons listen to it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'd hesitate to call it highly masculine. Most rappers come off like angry gay men because they were raised by single mothers.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            most rappers are homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine thinking of the Island Boys as ‘masculine’.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Still more masculine than anyone on Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And you did frick all to improve it but sit and fester on Cinemaphile

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I’m and aerospace engineer and served in the military. I at least earned the right to shitpost and be comfy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You did not earn shit from me baby killer moon faker.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >being proud of his Zogbot status
          wew lad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >le zogbot!

            Wow really got me

            Does /misc/ think if they just parrot the same meme eventually it will make sense?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Does /misc/ think if they just parrot the same meme eventually it will make sense?
              Yes, that's how it works

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its the Genesis. Also check em.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What game is he playing?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I once peeked inside the drawers in my parents' bedroom and found that my mom had lingerie that looked like the stuff that woman is wearing (both pieces). I tried it on a couple of times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HOT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how old were you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        16 or 17 I think

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did you like it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        y-yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He tried it on "a couple of times." I'd say he loved it.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im old enough to remember in the 80s everyone thought japan was going to overtake the us much like china is now
    part of that paranoia was video games, people thought they were brainwashing us kids that way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unlike china, japan didn't have the industrial and military strength at the time to prevent being kneecapped by the US at the plaza accord.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly face. He and I would touch her if she wore a proper mask innit.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You like SNK?

    >Um, they're okay.

    >Their early work was a little too niche for my taste. But when King of Fighters came out in '94, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole game has a strong emphasis on technicals, and the new combo system that really gives the neutral game a big boost. They've been compared to Capcom, but I think SNK has a far more complex, mechanical focus.

    >Hey, Halberstram?

    >Yes, Allen?

    >Why are there copies of EGM review section all over the place? Do you... Do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

    >No, Allen.

    >Is that a happi coat?

    >Yes, it is. In '98, SNK released this; King of Fighters '98: Dream Match Never Ends, their most accomplished fighter. A game so full of characters, most people probably don't focus on the frame data. But they should, because it's not just about fan service and power gauges. It's also a personal statement about the development of fighting games themselves. Hey, Paul!

    >Try putting a quarter in front of X-Men Vs. Street Fighter now, you frickin' stupid bastard!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The funny shit is this would work in 2022 if you just swapped the genders of the two models.

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