Can't wait for this kino. I'm not even a big MGS fan but MGS4 and Death Stranding were objectively so prescient of the future it's amazing Hideo Kojima hasn't been more widely recognized in other media
While it almost certainly won't, it won't be because it was a silly sci-fi idea that didn't pan out.
Biometric locked weapons could absolutely be a thing now, it's just a concept rendered unviable because of a bunch of practical reasons.
Made sense for the universe. In mgs4 war is economy, PMC's pretty much run all of it. As a result they control the flow and trade of weapons too. Think of owning a weapon similar to you own a phone. War has changed.
Realistically I don't see it ever being on our battlefields. There has been lots of prototypes for id weapons though, but they're all flawed for a plethora of reasons. Imagine if you got robbed and you're trying to fumble to fingerprint scan your own gun, kek.
I've never played a game I felt had a good story and the constant ludonarrative dissonance just makes it worse. Most games have to be power fantasies because difficulty or "tedium" isn't enjoyable to the average manchild. Thinking is what people do for video games which is funny because games like chess or go are all about strategy and memorization.
Metal Gear Solid is filled with ludonarrative dissonance. You have flashy cutscenes of complex CQC knife fights and then in the game you can only do a few stabs and takedowns. It's dumbed down for the player so they don't have to learn Tekken.
I feel bad for Cinemaphiletards. Imagine being bombarded with shitty writing in videogames all year long. Sheeeiit. Kojima and his god awful writing won't replace anything. Why videogamers are so tasteless
Hideo released a walking sim post apocalyptic game in which the protagonist has to deliver packages to reconnect/save the world. The game was released only 5 months before most of the world went into some form of quarantine/lockdown. Do you understand how insanely prescient that is?
He's not even that good with camera. He's a good game designer but he should pretending what he's not, a capable writer and film maker. He's been memeing himself such as that, hanging out with directors, actors, and askin for validation from the film industry. The dude should know his place, make entertaining games for manchilds
Game design is the only thing he's decent at, so I give him credit for that. It's obvious that this tard surrounds himself with yes-men, because nobody would accept his atrocious script and direction. I don't think not one soul has ever proof read his script before, because it shows by the endless expositions and shitty telenovela tier dialogue in his games. Crazy how low the standards of gamers are
Just so you know, if you play a game or watch a movie only once, you didn’t really enjoy it. You’re simply singing it’s praises because you’re a mindless frick-head. It’s also the reason everything sucks now. That’s what you’ve contributed to this world.
>hehe I'm so superior because I play a different vidyagayme than you hehe >oh but I wont say which one so you cant laugh at what a moron I am
You sure are defensive for someone who is allegedly so superior.
>make ds2 hunter thread on Cinemaphile >get traction for 10 minutes until banned & deleted
Why are they like this bros? I thought it was a vidya board and they don't like Hunter...
>Watch the trailer >It's just incomprehensible shit like the first one
A lot of Kojima's shit really feels like it's AI. At the surface level it looks like it makes sense, but it's just soap opera tier acting with the plot and the writing being absolutely nonsense.
The first one is the opposite of incomprehensible if you actually play it. Trailers are just like this because it's a jumble of stuff unexplained and without it's context.
>Like, um, it's kinda' like there's no room in hell so there's like these black ghosts and stuff. >And they make atomic explosions >And it's actually an extinction event! >Like beached whales getting stranded! >And your adopted mom and sister are actually the same person except they unlinked their hoochie from their koochie.
Shut the frick up.
>Implying Kojimbo has not made his plots even more nonsensical and outlandish as time has gone on. >Implying anything in Death Stranding makes any sort of sense when you try to put it together. >Implying it isn't just sloppy shit with moronic on the nose names for everything.
>Implying it isn't just sloppy shit with moronic on the nose names for everything.
"Snaekes dont beelong in Alaskar" - Demented Capibara, leader of the elite coyote squad, clone of himself and the president.
At the very least, stefanie joosten should have a role as one of those hermits who you deliver shit to like nicolas windig refn was in the last one.
Probably can just import her assets from phantom pain.
I've never seen a game that had a story or writing on level with a good movie. At most their B movie level tier. That's fine though I don't want a lot of story in my games, I want to play a game.
Hideo Kojima is a pedophile
Prove it, why do fricking subhumans like you spout shit without any evidence, ever? Is it too fricking hard to provide evidence?
>and a freemason
>on the beach
like princess beach?
Beaches Beaches, beaches Beaches Beaches IIIIIII LOOOOOVE YOUUUUUU WOOAHHHHH!
Can't wait for this kino. I'm not even a big MGS fan but MGS4 and Death Stranding were objectively so prescient of the future it's amazing Hideo Kojima hasn't been more widely recognized in other media
Unironically
MGS4 was hilariously off base
>ID TAG weapons
Never going to hapoen
While it almost certainly won't, it won't be because it was a silly sci-fi idea that didn't pan out.
Biometric locked weapons could absolutely be a thing now, it's just a concept rendered unviable because of a bunch of practical reasons.
Made sense for the universe. In mgs4 war is economy, PMC's pretty much run all of it. As a result they control the flow and trade of weapons too. Think of owning a weapon similar to you own a phone. War has changed.
Realistically I don't see it ever being on our battlefields. There has been lots of prototypes for id weapons though, but they're all flawed for a plethora of reasons. Imagine if you got robbed and you're trying to fumble to fingerprint scan your own gun, kek.
>Elle has been fully scanned and uploaded
future generations will be thankful
Just as soon as the porn comes out.
I've never played a game I felt had a good story and the constant ludonarrative dissonance just makes it worse. Most games have to be power fantasies because difficulty or "tedium" isn't enjoyable to the average manchild. Thinking is what people do for video games which is funny because games like chess or go are all about strategy and memorization.
You're saying this about one of the few guys in the industry that makes stuff that doesn't suffer from ludonarrative dissonance
Metal Gear Solid is filled with ludonarrative dissonance. You have flashy cutscenes of complex CQC knife fights and then in the game you can only do a few stabs and takedowns. It's dumbed down for the player so they don't have to learn Tekken.
I feel bad for Cinemaphiletards. Imagine being bombarded with shitty writing in videogames all year long. Sheeeiit. Kojima and his god awful writing won't replace anything. Why videogamers are so tasteless
Hideo released a walking sim post apocalyptic game in which the protagonist has to deliver packages to reconnect/save the world. The game was released only 5 months before most of the world went into some form of quarantine/lockdown. Do you understand how insanely prescient that is?
wow sum japanese hack was able to predict a global crisis by happenstance. Such a genius
I feel sorry for you kid.
Why did Elle have to get a nose job and ruin her beautiful face.
Yet another reason for Dakota supremacy.
What's different about it? Isn't she just older now?
Should we have connected just sounds a bit off
Hideous Kojimbo can't write for shit. He is good with a camera, but terrible at script writing.
He's not even that good with camera. He's a good game designer but he should pretending what he's not, a capable writer and film maker. He's been memeing himself such as that, hanging out with directors, actors, and askin for validation from the film industry. The dude should know his place, make entertaining games for manchilds
He's not even a good game designer, honestly.
Correct.
He's a great one.
>hey, i came up with that one thing
>let's build an entire game around and make people repeat it 103349 times
Yeah, no.
Game design is the only thing he's decent at, so I give him credit for that. It's obvious that this tard surrounds himself with yes-men, because nobody would accept his atrocious script and direction. I don't think not one soul has ever proof read his script before, because it shows by the endless expositions and shitty telenovela tier dialogue in his games. Crazy how low the standards of gamers are
videogames have earned more than every other area of the entertainment industry combined since 1982.
And most of that is from phone games
Vidyakino already beat films as an art form more than a decade ago famalam
>Kojima
>not a honorary movie director
ENTER THE KINO ZONE
what in the frick is this?
Death Stranding part deux.
Kino
Also death stranding has made mikkelson. Its Cinemaphile certified
To give credit where it's due, that's directed by the dude behind the action in Devil May Cry among other things.
>troy baker
Ugh, fricking again???
>Vidya is replacing
It overtook Hollyweird boxoffice years ago, and games continue to get worse from 'AAAs'.
why did the fanny with the weird pig nose get all the roles
Being a good actress, being adorable
But I guess getting a fat ass has helped her career.
Elle Fanning is not perfect but good enough.
demoralization
Kojima has lost his fricking mind
A long ass time ago, where the frick have you been since the 90s?
yeah, but i like seeing pretty actresses in my games so i dont mind
So uh, will I be able to harvest elle fannings poo and pee to combat ghosts?
I honestly like his cinematographic style
>cinematographic
The word you're looking for is "cinematic", zoomie.
>cinematographic
The word you're looking for is "dogshit", zoomie.
>people actually buy these games and praise them.
Just so you know, if you play a game or watch a movie only once, you didn’t really enjoy it. You’re simply singing it’s praises because you’re a mindless frick-head. It’s also the reason everything sucks now. That’s what you’ve contributed to this world.
>he needs to watch things multiple times to understand them
It’s not about understanding it. I don’t need to understand sex, or a food, or a drug, to do it more than once.
I’m not a speed runner, but I at least understand it’s competitive nature. You’re just someone that praises a shit product because of the name on it.
>hehe I'm so superior because I play a different vidyagayme than you hehe
>oh but I wont say which one so you cant laugh at what a moron I am
You sure are defensive for someone who is allegedly so superior.
Yeah go speedrun ocarina of time again or whatever the hell it is you people do.
>singleplayer slop
piss off fortnite babby
>online multiplayer people
kojima at the game awards does this to hunter
>make ds2 hunter thread on Cinemaphile
>get traction for 10 minutes until banned & deleted
Why are they like this bros? I thought it was a vidya board and they don't like Hunter...
Was it noncon?
>Watch the trailer
>It's just incomprehensible shit like the first one
A lot of Kojima's shit really feels like it's AI. At the surface level it looks like it makes sense, but it's just soap opera tier acting with the plot and the writing being absolutely nonsense.
The first one is the opposite of incomprehensible if you actually play it. Trailers are just like this because it's a jumble of stuff unexplained and without it's context.
>Like, um, it's kinda' like there's no room in hell so there's like these black ghosts and stuff.
>And they make atomic explosions
>And it's actually an extinction event!
>Like beached whales getting stranded!
>And your adopted mom and sister are actually the same person except they unlinked their hoochie from their koochie.
Shut the frick up.
Of course it's hard to comprehend if you're a massive fricking idiot.
I bet if someone served you a freeze dried cow patty with enough pretentiousness you'd eat it.
tbf you can do that with anything
>Implying Kojimbo has not made his plots even more nonsensical and outlandish as time has gone on.
>Implying anything in Death Stranding makes any sort of sense when you try to put it together.
>Implying it isn't just sloppy shit with moronic on the nose names for everything.
>Implying it isn't just sloppy shit with moronic on the nose names for everything.
"Snaekes dont beelong in Alaskar" - Demented Capibara, leader of the elite coyote squad, clone of himself and the president.
At the very least, stefanie joosten should have a role as one of those hermits who you deliver shit to like nicolas windig refn was in the last one.
Probably can just import her assets from phantom pain.
I meant like conan o'brien, forgot refn was a big part near the end.
I've never seen a game that had a story or writing on level with a good movie. At most their B movie level tier. That's fine though I don't want a lot of story in my games, I want to play a game.
i need Elle to ride me as Dakota sits on my face.
sex
elle fanning is legitimately ugly and tastes like dairy products
Dairy products are very Aryan. And so is Elle. Sorry to hear about your nonwhite genes.
And horses are replacing cars
Face it no one wants to play your point and click adventures
Gotta love how games industry and gamers jerk off Hollywood actors at every opportunity, while gaming stars are treated like shit by Hollywood