I thought it would be pozzed when I first saw it, but it's a really good adaptation of the hero's journey. Moana isn't infallible and in fact gets humbled throughout the movie. If they made this movie today she'd breeze through the journey without needing to improve herself. 8/10
Finding Nemo was the same way; just mostly felt like a bunch of random episodes until point A arbitrarily reaches point B. It can be a comfy way of storytelling for a simple children's film, nothing wrong with it if done well.
Part of me respects it, you can't just sit around and wallow in misery forever. He also has never called attention to it and tried to have a big pity party. It's just weird because his job is to review disney movies so it feels like some psychopathic shit to do after being in a car accident and losing your brother. Anyway his content is fricking gay so who cares
Part of me respects it, you can't just sit around and wallow in misery forever. He also has never called attention to it and tried to have a big pity party. It's just weird because his job is to review disney movies so it feels like some psychopathic shit to do after being in a car accident and losing your brother. Anyway his content is fricking gay so who cares
Qrd? Was he the driver and fricked up or just got ran into and is the only survivor
Part of me respects it, you can't just sit around and wallow in misery forever. He also has never called attention to it and tried to have a big pity party. It's just weird because his job is to review disney movies so it feels like some psychopathic shit to do after being in a car accident and losing your brother. Anyway his content is fricking gay so who cares
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Qrd? Was he the driver and fricked up or just got ran into and is the only survivor
He was the driver and crashed in a way that puts him as the one responsible for the accident, yet he felt no remorse at all about killing his brother
Part of me respects it, you can't just sit around and wallow in misery forever. He also has never called attention to it and tried to have a big pity party. It's just weird because his job is to review disney movies so it feels like some psychopathic shit to do after being in a car accident and losing your brother. Anyway his content is fricking gay so who cares
I think it's just the combination of the gravity of it with the absurd comic levity of his day to day life.
It's like if a clown were to run over and kill someone with their tiny clown car, how the frick is that even supposed to make you feel?
Markiplier is a disgusting hapa homosexual subhuman who unironically flirts with underage white women (because he is a mentally ill hapa) but gets away with it because he is "le wholesome" "our childhood" "sexy and has a deep voice"
Anyway, the suicide thing was one of markiplier's friends killing himself and he milked the shit out of it, fake tears and all, so that women would comment him shit like "omg you are so handsome even while crying please date me, your voice is like a cup of coffee, we suddenly love hapas!"
Mark implied had a “”friend”” that killed himself and now anytime suicide gets mentioned he acts like he has ptsd. He made a few videos on the guy. It was some dude from early SuperMega.
didn't this homie kill his friend?
What are you talking about? This thread is about Tamatoa from Moana™
his motive was to kill his brother in a car crash
I was on letterboxed and saw he left a review for Ponyo where he made fun of the mom for being a terrible driver.
>and then they encountered a boat full of living coconuts
>and then they went to a crab who sang a song
>and then and then and then
Honestly pretty shit movie.
I thought it would be pozzed when I first saw it, but it's a really good adaptation of the hero's journey. Moana isn't infallible and in fact gets humbled throughout the movie. If they made this movie today she'd breeze through the journey without needing to improve herself. 8/10
where was le hecking cities???
Yeah it's kind of a slog. Last of the great soundtrack era though.
I honestly didn't mind it. Good songs too. I'm sure the sequel, which was apparently a short run tv series cobbled into a movie, will be shit though.
that would be fine if there were more than those two things
Finding Nemo was the same way; just mostly felt like a bunch of random episodes until point A arbitrarily reaches point B. It can be a comfy way of storytelling for a simple children's film, nothing wrong with it if done well.
>kills best friend and brother
>goes back to tweeting and making videos about children’s cartoons within literal days
What is his fricking deal?
Part of me respects it, you can't just sit around and wallow in misery forever. He also has never called attention to it and tried to have a big pity party. It's just weird because his job is to review disney movies so it feels like some psychopathic shit to do after being in a car accident and losing your brother. Anyway his content is fricking gay so who cares
>He also has never called attention to it
Because he cause the fricking car crash
Qrd? Was he the driver and fricked up or just got ran into and is the only survivor
He was the driver and crashed in a way that puts him as the one responsible for the accident, yet he felt no remorse at all about killing his brother
at this point it feels on purpose
About whom are you even talking?
I think it's just the combination of the gravity of it with the absurd comic levity of his day to day life.
It's like if a clown were to run over and kill someone with their tiny clown car, how the frick is that even supposed to make you feel?
Kino
I’d be waiting for the punchline
>ITT: "VILLAINS" who did absolutely nothing wrong
Based Tamatoa
You are never going to be able to post this image on Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile without it being associated with some autistic e-celeb.
>kills his brother and best friend
>immediately starts sh*tposting about Boss Baby on twitter
Is he a psychopath?
At least he doesn’t milk it like Markiplier did when that homosexual killed himself.
Wait, what
Markiplier is a disgusting hapa homosexual subhuman who unironically flirts with underage white women (because he is a mentally ill hapa) but gets away with it because he is "le wholesome" "our childhood" "sexy and has a deep voice"
Anyway, the suicide thing was one of markiplier's friends killing himself and he milked the shit out of it, fake tears and all, so that women would comment him shit like "omg you are so handsome even while crying please date me, your voice is like a cup of coffee, we suddenly love hapas!"
Women don’t like Markiplier, dum-dum. Little girls do.
I thought Markiplier was Hawaiian or something
Proof?
Mark implied had a “”friend”” that killed himself and now anytime suicide gets mentioned he acts like he has ptsd. He made a few videos on the guy. It was some dude from early SuperMega.
Pretty sure he was just self obsessed, there's nothing deep to his motives
SHOOT THEM WITH THE DRIVING INTO GUN
“Oh frick, my brother died. I better take a quick look at the moral grays of the Chinese fat kid from Up.”