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I really can't. He committed the most heinous crime possible, he made a fantastical Sci-fi movie look boring.
It's a fricking desert planet. That's what deserts look like. If anything he should have put some cactii in post to make it look even more like Arizona.
Lawrence of Arabia made the vast expanse of desert look interesting. Villeneuve made the desert look like someone's vacation snapshots on a 4mp camera.
>It's a fricking desert planet.
so is this, homosexual
This movie is still mogging directors 60 years later.
yeah it's weird what giving a frick about your film and hiring actual artists who care does for the quality of your film
>Egypt is a desert planet
wut
How do you even frick up this badly? AI deserves to win.
My dune
>ahhhh the colors it burns!!!!!!
Ahh the Mexico color cue. That's more like it
Sarah Gadon is ugly and worst of all she can't fricking act. Facts!
Sarah Gadon is a literal Goddess and immensely talented and Dunc is trash.
>Sarah Gadon is a literal Goddess and immensely talented and Dunc is trash.
This
Sarah Gadon is on vacation in Ireland today!
Sarah Gadon lived in Dublin for several months while filming Dracula Untold, she made many friends there.
I LOVE SARAH GADON!
>I LOVE SARAH GADON!
ME TOO GADONBRO!
EVERYONE LOVES SARAH GADON!!!
Sarah Gadon is incomparable perfection and DUNC is soulless slop.
here i fixed Dune for all the redditors in this thread, enjoy it
>N no no you're all redditors
Wow you really seem calm and collected. A real cool cat.
That actually fixed DUNC
>So mad that he opened Photoshop.
Lmao. Mental. You don't have a job.
hes a professional memer
Major improvement
>mfw it's actually better now
What am I supposed to be defending? Why are you having a schizo breakdown over some ships in a desert?
No trans flags
seethe
i would've liked a more 40k aesthetic but he did a good job
He didn't. It looked completely unengaing. And the characters were unengaging as well. It's a completely flat movie.
Have you ever read the book? He did a fantastic job
>He did a fantastic job
dunces on suicide watch
I haven't seen any Dune movies yet. That said looking at these images.... if the rest of the film is this bland looking... damn.
Was Villeneuve a Deakins-babby? I remember feeling like Arrival was the first movie from him I saw where the cinematography just didn't impress me, and he didn't work with Deakins on that film.
silos needed
kek, my first thought too
see
Wasn't the first westwood game a dune game?
yeah lmao, westwood dune is where the whole mineral harvesting/silo storage thing in RTSs came from.
The only reason I hate Denis' dune is because I have read the book
>makes Chani (a redhead) black
>gets rid of all the imporantant character moments in the traitor arc makinf Thufir a glorified extra
>the 60s fantastical style of the book is gone. All the ships are muh hyper brutalism
>The only reason I hate Denis' dune is because I have read the book
this
also, don't forget Liet Kynes is a woman now which makes no fricking sense
Brutalism can look kino. DUNC just looks like flat boring trash. Might as well watch paint dry.
>>the 60s fantastical style of the book is gone. All the ships are muh hyper brutalism
Frank Herbert almost never describes what cities / ships look like.
For cities I can replace a few vague descriptions, but for ships I can't recall any.
>Frank Herbert almost never describes what cities / ships look like.
oh wow cool better make them drab unimaginative slop for the midwits
you stupid homosexual sack of shit
>shitspewing
I didn't say anything of the kind. But if you believe that Dune had a "60s style" is because that is how you imagined it. The books leave it completely up to the reader.
you have nothing interesting or unique to say
you're carrying water for an ugly hack beady eyed french canadian talentless homo
you stupid homosexual
so upset lel
about what?
your awful taste in anything related to cinematic and visual language?
back to work, jose - lunch break is over
jesus calm down
Totally not seething
>spergs out in fencesitting pedantics
you're not even a person
If the books leave the style up to the adapter then why not make the visuals fricking awesome?
Tbf, the race swapping was probably not up to him. Definitely a Studio decision to meet diversity quotas. Especially now that it's required for Oscar nominations.
The dinner party scene was actually part of the movie but again, the studio interfered and cut it out to reduce the movie's run time.
Warner Brothers is famous for interfering and cutting shit down. They literally do this shit all the time.
Hopefully we'll get a director's cut which will include the scene.
Holy frick release the villanueva cut
>it's just long tracking shots of dull cgi interiors
I like Villanovo's restrained take instead of going for the boring scenery porn route
>bro it's better because its terrible bro
>breh wheres my late baroque themed ice cream shops in the middle of a barren desert breh
I've noticed that zoomers think liking anything made before 2010 is pretentious. They shake with impotent rage if you say films were better before they were born. It's how they(you) justify having lived on a steady diet of slop for their entire lives.
Yes.
is a little imagination outside of
>bleak grey hellscape
too much to ask?
>its bleak because it has no out of place ornamentation
The adoptions if Dune that had elaborate designs were better. This isn't an academic discussion.
>People must present indulgence through elaborate acanthus bird engravings like every other basic b***h.This isn't an academic discussion
>baroque ice cream ships
Yes a very normal and not at all histrionic analogy to ... The cinematography in Lawrence of Arabia. Seriously are you trying to be moronic?
>Comparing shots of a glorified oil derrick city going thru urban decay to that of shots meant to show the majesty of nature...Yes a very normal and not at all histrionic analogy
>I must defend to the death poorly lit, dimensionless PS2 tier graphics I am very smart and not insane
don't insult dope ass PS2 graphics bro, they did nothing wrong and have an incredibly well defined design language given the technical constraints
a hack like dennis could do literally ANYTHING, yet he's deliberately chosen to make something ugly, awful and uninspired because it's 'grounded'
there's no worse director working today
>I must defend to the death poorly reasoned contrarianism I am very smart and not insane
>Contrarianism
The fat, artless, pedantic slob's last defense.
>gets called out on his dishonesty
>"n-no, u is a fartrtless, pendantic slobe"
>Everyone who disagrees with me is a contrarian. I am the only arbiter of art in the universe. Dishonest! Contrarian! Dishonest! Contrarian!
>Oh did you just express your like for thing i dont like? Are you like the arbiter of art in the universe? Frick you dude! I hope the irony isnt lost on YOU
>People point out the objective fact that much of DUNC looks like shit
>Completely derail thread with autistic screeching
>replies with profanities after an anon calmly expressed his opinion
>"N-no! it is you that is screeching"
Who the frick do you think you're talking to? You're arguing with like 10 people right now who all think DUNC is trash.
>calmly replying to people who butt in your convo still equates to autistic screeching
>projecting this hard
>I'm seething but I swear I'm not seething
>urban decay
You can't even discern the decay, because you can't discern anything. He made Arrakis look like a pile of cardboard shreds.
>Dude it's like a binary choice! You have to either have to like ugly scenery or else you're a snob! There's no middle ground!!!!!!
>hehe a little bit of bird sculpure on top of this oil rig in this highly eroding environment wont hurt
Literally what are you talking about? Are you insane?
>Are you insane?
Where do you think you are?
People generally don't waifugay for directors this hard.
>Are you insane? Why would you not want to put tacky ornamentations on what is functionally a giant space oil rig
Your strawmans are just getting sad at this point. Stop grasping as straws and admit that the CGI in this movie is subpar.
>Its le cardboard because it just is mmmkay? its le strawmen because it just isss mmmmkkkkaaaay?
>everyone who says DUNC looked like a shitty video game wants BOUTIQUE ICE CREAM SHOPS in the desert
>not a crazy strawman
>We must put nonsensical ornamentations unfit for this environment because... WE JUST AHAVE TO OKAY
It does look like cardboard. Are you blind on top of stupid?
It looks like every other rock carved architecture when zoomed out. That says more about the limits of your mind when Le CaRdBoArD is your first thought from that shot
>picrel looks night and day from the shot in the film
shouldn't you be gaddon posting or making a jazz thread homosexual
I'm my opinion Sarah Gadon is an ugly stupid bawd and she should be kicked out of Hollywood. She's a bad and boring actress.
what a rude offputting way of saying that jfc
genuinely seek professional help
>Sarah Gadon gay is also a DUNC gay
Wow you are just addicted to simping for ugly stupid stuff
>establishing shot meant to show the harsh environment vs close tourist shot are.....le night and day!
Keep going anon youre almost there
>It looks like every other rock carved architecture when zoomed out.
Niqqa, you are blind as a Chinese soup bat.
>contrast
>colors
>variation in texture and depth
that's the complete opposite of what your point is
I swear you're all glasses wearing shut ins
diabetes affects eyesight, anon
the irony is it's all the exact same one person
he's in Cinemaphile 24/7 making it the worst board on earth
he thinks we can't feel his evil mean spiritedness remotely but we can and it's disgusting
we aren't arguing with you bro, we're genuinely right and you're wrong and it's painfully obvious
get a shrink, talk to your doctor and frick off
Calmly expressing an opinion is too mean spirited for Cinemaphile? Kek
>I am calm, I am calm, I am calm
This is getting boring Cinemaphilelers. Work harder for your (You)s
you just parrot and strawman non-stop, you have no point but to be a gross contrarian
if you were at a party, you'd be asked to leave for being an offputting sperg and you'd just be shouting nonsense the entire time like you are here
>inb4 the 57th no u response
Do you genuinely believe you are arguing with one person? You have been BTFO multiple times with your dumb, autistic blind posts
. You have a mental illness and you can't discern between different shapes and colors.
shoutout to the real film chads here btfo'ing the ugly fat blind sperg homosexual together
what are we watching tonight bois?
A nice Gadonkino.
This dude will post 40 pictures of Sarah Gadon in a row, clearly has autism, is faceblind and can't tell shapes & colors apart, and thinks he should have an opinion on anything.
Kek.
Gadon posters dont like DUNC.
Did Dune frick your mom or something ? This is getting insane. You don't like this movie. Ok. Move on.
Holy moving goalposts batman
You post here 18 hours a day. No one believes that you are above it all.
Not really. Just don't watch the second Dune if you didn't like the first and stop being a homosexual.
I like what I want.
No you can not like things I don't like
art is objective
there's no debate if something is great or not
it simply is or isn't
dunc is awful in any conceivable rational artistic sense
Dubs of truth! These plea beans outhta stop liking things I dont find likable
>The world exists as a binary
Black and white thinking like this is a sign of autism. The movie looks like a low poly video game. It could look better. That doesn't mean there need to be boutique ice cream shop or whatever you're suggesting with your insane strawmans. Jesus Christ, take your meds.
>a pile of cardboard shreds
more like a low poly background texture from a 00s game
Just admit that you have zero taste and zero eye for aesthetics. I bet you think eating anywhere other than McDonald's or Arby's is pretentious.
>I bet you think eating anywhere other than McDonald's or Arby's is pretentious.
they also think working out is below them and use their midwits to justidy it
You ok there buddy?
everyone here is totally composed and collected homosexual
you're the one who has no idea what they're talking about and when you do, you sound like a gay
Doubt.
yeah I get it you can't fathom how your betters can dress you down calmly without turning beat red and flailing your hands you fat dipshit
You're having 15 different imaginary fights with 15 different imaginary anons in your head right this moment.
Yes, both great films. Pic related as well, highly recommend.
>You're having 15 different imaginary fights with 15 different imaginary anons in your head right this moment.
I'm literally bored after casting a female lead early today
Lighten up, Ridley.
really cant agree with you about 2049 but ill look into Fail Safe, thanks
No problem.
Stop being a fat out of shape slob.
do you genuinely enjoy Wake in Fright and BR2049?
interesting
I honestly think they just like whatever the redddit consensus tells them to
>Restrained
No shadows, no shapes, levels all over the place
Just stare at a stucco wall then. It's real amateur house on Cinemaphile.
>no shape
>OP pic literally features big blocks of shape
>All the ships are muh hyper brutalism
Needs more art deco/nouveau interiors for contrast. They're fantastically wealthy royals with whole planets and systems of riches, it can't be all minimalistic (yeah it was shot during coof and budget, don't care, make it good)
shill
They had dinner parties and opulent wealth in the books. For some reason in the movies all the rich people sleep on concrete slabs.
This
GOT showed general audiences can tolerate mildly complicated political intrigue. We'll see if the cut material in a director's edition improves on that, but it's bare bones. Killing Kynes off that early introduces problems and the chintsy VFX in visionary scenes doesn't inspire confidence in what has to come.
Maybe he should have understood that you need three movies for the first book.
“NO!”
Except Dune is supposed to be set around the year 10,000. Everything they have blends with the environment.
It’s weird how BR was so vibrant and Dune looked like this
BR 2049 looked like shit too.
I disagree
LOOK MOM I'M DIRECTING
How does even the colorful photos look so drab?
Digital cinematography
>perfunctory/left brain
>mystery/right brain
Oh my sides
Thats where I stopped reading
>Blade Runner 2049
>story comes first
I agree, it is superior
I liked both.
The only thing too much in 2049 was bringing back Harrison Ford.
based. br2049 was dump pile of shit only troony loves
i felt so bad for how they treated this little homie. did he live? I forgot what the book says, I believe they just killed a spider bro limb by limb while jf watched in horror.
He was Isidore in the book and lived iirc. Roy killed him in the film.
>Roy killed him in the film.
are you sure? my memory is Roy killing Tyrell and then Sebastian runs off scared
Sebastian is killed offscreen; Bryant mentions it over the radio/phone/whatever while Deckard's sitting in his car after we see Tyrell get murdered.
>"Body identified with Tyrell was 25-year-old male caucasian. Name Sebastian; J.F. Sebastian..."
That's all Deakins. Villaneve is a fricken hack.
deakins is also a hack homosexual
Honestly I wonder this myself.
I remember seeing Arrival and feeling like the look of the film was missing the spark Villeneuve's previous work had.
Of course - it was one of the movies he didn't work with Deakins on.
I do wonder how often it happens where the cinematographer ends up making the director look 10x better than he actually is (I feel Lubezki also does this with certain filmmakers)
How did we go backwards in 35 years?
because the people that made these films actually cared about the art of filmmaking
99% of people in film now do it for the clout alone
Waoh, it's basically a noir film with sci-fi elements...
woah and yet nobody has been able to replicate it since
So?
Look how empty these shots are. No characters, because the characters are crap
>B-BUT MUH OVERSATURATED ENTIRELY CGI COLOURSSSSSSSS
>CGI COLOUR
you are moronic
IT TAKES SO LONG FOR ME TO SETTLE DOWN
AND WHEN I FINALLY DO, THERE'S NO ONE ELSE AROUND
SO I STAY DOWN
SO I STAY DOWN
SO I STAY DOWN
SO I STAY DOWN
SO I STAY DOWN
One of the better looking films in recent years but still couldn't even come close to the original
>TEAL
>ORANGE
>TEAL
>ORANGE
Villeneuve is such a psued.
Nah
>Monochromatic modernism
>blacks in space
come on, when time comes for space faring we will surely fix mistakes of our previous selves
So he just stole the sandcrawler from star wars?
Dune is shit
the landsraad and really all the various cultures and factions provide such an incredible opportunity to make a varied, imaginative, colorful set of designs
the costuming, the locations, etc. could have been really stunning and interesting
instead villanoov just gives drab boring shit at every turn
he didn't even introduce the emperor, kek
trash movie
Lynch's was a hot mess but at least it wasn't boring.
damnit. wrong one.
Its crazy because Lynch didn't read the books but truly expressed the spirit of Baron Harkonnen in his film.
That was Kenneth Welsh
Baron harkonnen is clever and cool-headed, the only thing Lynch captured beyond him being generally evil, was his sadism. His baron being an unhinged lunatic, to say nothing of the weird disease fetish, is a serious deviation from the books
That said it makes for a pretty novel and entertaining villain
I find it kind of amazing that filmmakers can embark on making a Dune movie and not realize that, above everything else (even his appetites), the Baron is a schemer and manipulator. His conversation with Piter and Feyd about the control mechanisms of addiction, same with his rumination about Nefud's addiction to Semuta, the plot to have Jessica and Paul killed 'indirectly', his conversation with Fenring in which he immediately starts plotting to put himself on the throne if charges are brought against him, his control of Thufir with a latent poison and with false information, etc
Really fricking astounding given how obvious it is
>I find it kind of amazing that filmmakers can embark on making a Dune movie and not realize that
And despite that I still prefer Lynch's Baron
Because you are dumb
I reject both. Villeneuve's doesn't have any depth and Lynch's was disgusting for the sake of being disgusting, and silly on top of that: impossible to take seriously.
To be sure, the book describes Baron Harkonnen as 'grossly fat' and similar many times, but any depiction of him that doesn't stress his exceptional cunning simply isn't a true one, and he's not at all clownish like in Lynch's version.
>Dune 2021
>villain's every motivation is a carefully considered permutation of his grand political designs and ambitions
>Dune 1984
>villain kills people for fun because he's EEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIL
how do people defend this shit when even the director himself has disowned it
You know if evil people become rulers what is stopping them from kill for fun?
Spice Diver fan edit is actually pretty faithful to the book because it ends like 10 minutes earlier
>but at least it wasn't boring.
what are you talking about lmao
Bookgay here. What’s this scene supposed to be in the book?
Remember how that guy would strangle most of the boys that were sent to him for sex?
it was just the the one boy and that's because Feyd had put a poisoned needle in the boy
it isn't implied to be a recurrent thing
this is the scene where i realised i was watching kino
this movie was boring as frick
filtered
the slow blade penetrates the shield, in case you didnt notice the red glow!!!!!11
>shield
shit i forgot how absolutely terrible the shield vfx designs were
embarrassing shit
what happened to the dude that made Prisoners and Enemy?
he'll be back to mid-budget stuff if his big films underperform.
well, i'm doing my part by not giving that trash any money kek
Those films relied on good actors. He neglected to hire any of them for dunc.
I like Villeneuve but Dune is awful and has tanked his career.
>tanked his career
He'll go back to kino eventually but this is definitely a step down from Incendies, Enemy, Arrival, BR49 etc
The production design of Dunc is so bad I refused to watch the film on those grounds alone.
I had no idea what Dune was, hadn't even seen the trailer for it. Before I went to the theater to watch it, I took about 3 grams of mushrooms and it was a completely mindblowing experience. I've never been more enthralled by a movie. No idea how good it actually is though. Gonna do the same thing to Dune # 2
I'm convinced that you have to try to make something look this bad. There's absolutely zero depth here. It's completely matte.
They saved a fortune on miniatures.
His version of Arrakeen looks like CGI from a 2000’s Westwood game.
At least Lynch managed to make Arrakis look truly alien with ancient looking black rock outcroppings.
He was trying to match the architecture found in desert landscapes.
Picrel is Siwa Egypt
And he failed
The difference between both pics is that Dune is set around the year 10,000 and Siwa is a 5,000 year old Oasis. So of course the architecture in Dune is going to be more futuristic, but it will still follow the same tone.
>He was trying to match the architecture found in desert landscapes.
yes and completely failed
are you people all blind and moronic or something???
Repeating blatant bullshit over and over just makes you loo unhinged.
You are the type of people that would have shat on the original BR because Ford didn't feel like any other character he played and it was "boring".
Your like of insight is telling.
>bro br49 he's an incel just like meeeeeeeeeee
no one can relate to you ugly morons or your homosexual slop directed by hacks you ugly homosexual
You seem like a totally sane and healthy individual, your parents must be so proud of you.
I'm a director in hwood
Did you really think posting that image would make Villeneuve's slop look better and not worse?
Are you fricking moronic? They look nothing alike.
its too shiny
people would be driven blind living there with the hot sun reflecting up into their eyes all day
it's really amazing how managed to make it so bland and boring. The desert, the armors, the ships, totally interchangeable post 2010's sci fi shit. The "everything is le hecking huge dude" schtick is really tired by now. A videogame made by a single russian guy captured dune better than a hundred million dollar budget movie. Hollywood is creatively dead.
>this is a jihad that killed billions
Wow look at all those Jawas!
It's like they forgot to add shadow, texture, depth, or shape to anything. DUNC looks like a 2003 amateur Blender render.
Random question - is Dune shot on film or digital?
You know the answer but there are ways to make digital have a film feel. They are choosing to make their cinematography look like flat shit.
Oh yeah I agree. I personally think film looks better than digital, but that doesn't mean digital NEEDS to look like crap.
Case in point - Lubezki makes fantastic, beautiful imagery and he works in digital.
I mentioned it before, I wonder if Villeneuve would've benefited from working with Deakins on the Dune films like he did on all of his other, better looking ones.
There are a few things I don't understand about the Dunc universe, if some book nerds could clarify please.
So Duke Leto is in charge of his whole planet, right? But when he leaves it who's in charge? What about the population who lives there, is there any population actually? Or jsut his army? I assume his soldiers have families, but it doesn't look like any families moved to Arrakis, so then what happens to Caladan when the Atreides gets "destroyed"?
>So Duke Leto is in charge of his whole planet, right?
Of Arrakis, yes.
>But when he leaves it who's in charge?
He doesn't leave it in the book; if he did, I'd presume it would be his consort or a regent.
>What about the population who lives there, is there any population actually?
Yes, a relatively large population of Fremen (natives).
>I assume his soldiers have families, but it doesn't look like any families moved to Arrakis
Presumably they brought their families, but it's never discussed in the book.
>what happens to Caladan when the Atreides gets "destroyed"?
IIRC, the Raban clan takes it over when the Atreides move to Arrakis
DUNC was shit, BTW, and Villememe sucks.
It's never made clear in the books, but it probably reverted back to the emperor. Which doesn't make a lot of sense since the harkonnens kept their "main" planet.
Not true, the second books mentions Jessica returns to Caladan once the JIHAD got underway so Paul hasn't seen her for years until she returns in the second or third book.
The Atreides keep Caladan, why would they lose it?
>so then what happens to Caladan when the Atreides gets "destroyed
not explained. its all skipped over. the second book takes place like 20 years after the first book ends and none of it is fleshed out
Utini!
dune is a shit book and its amazing to me people actually like it. fricking desert moronation
Just a reminder that the people trashing Dunc ITT are deliberately using the unfinished renders from the initial trailer as "examples" of how bad it looks because they're disingenuous frickwads
Show the finished ones
He did scale well in some parts but its like he decided to take nolan pill and make everything "realistic" which ironically just makes it feel more like a picture book and less like a real place. The settlement or whatever that they move to in the beginning looks so bad and feels empty. Its doubly sad when you remember how amazing 2049s sets were
It's all drab & sterile.
All the art from the books looks ostentatious.
Tapestries of gorgeous colour?
Nah cold hard stone.
>wait is that cold hard stone textured beatifully?
>no no make it flat and sterile...
>more... there we go lifeless and drab perfect!
I hate french Canadians so much.
dude literally looks like a legally blind mentally challenged person
no one EVER points that out
The biggest problem with dunc is the tone
aka literally everything
yes
Yeah this Dune looks like a boring BBC documentary.
Lynch's Dune was bonkers, great music, great actors, immersive.
>Lynch's Dune was bonkers, great music, great actors, immersive.
exactly
soul v souless
The book reads like a BBC documentary.
>The book reads like a BBC documentary.
Most books do; but Lynch managed to make it exciting and visceral. Effects were shit but overall he managed a really great otherworldly atmosphere. This guy is all muted colors and bored actors. He's boring
>Lynch's Dune was bonkers
true
>great music, great actors, immersive.
all false
it does have great music
>ethnic wailing volume increases
more iconic than anything in dunc
I'm refering to dunc you stupid homosexual
Are those jawas? I fricking love star wars.
Everything he makes is utterly forgettable, barring a couple of interesting ideas. For instance I can not remember what BR2049 was about besides the fact that Goose was told he was not the main character and that scene where JOI morphs with the hooker. Same with Dune part 1, I remember the Sardaukar chant and that's pretty much it
>I remember the Sardaukar chant and that's pretty much it
it was the only salvageable scene in the entire fricking flick
I agree and what about prisoners and sicario?
gloomy trash for midwits
>sicario
Great highway scene
the
>hamburger, cheeseburger, big mac, whopper
sardukar chant meme is the best thing to come out of Dunc
how can vilanova's dune create so much seethe? i've never seen anything like this since br 2049, it took almost 2 years for the seething to subside.
You don't understand unless you've read the books. They had the harkonen mentat on salusa secundus. Absolutely insane.
>how can vilanova's dune create so much seethe?
because it's an abomination with zero soul or artistic merit
Looks like a videogame from 2012
Name one game this could be mistaken for and then show proof.
literally any of them?
it looks like fricking gamecube wtfff hahahahaha
It's looks WORSE than Mass Effect. Maybe films are dying because people would rather just play vidya.
>andromeda
Yes a shitty videogame looks better than DUNC. What does that say about DUNC?
more like what does it say about the morons who arguing in favor of it here
>you said shitty thing is only slightly less shitty that other thing, that means you like shitty thing!
Zoomer logic.
All contrarians should be gassed.
One thing I didn't like in the movie is the lack of common folk. The movie was too focused on the big wigs. It's like the entire universe is just a few families and their soldiers. You don't see anything about the civilizations on the artreides planet and barely anything on arrakis. You see a guy watering plants, some slaves and some harvester pilots. The rest of the movie is a bunch of big wigs in empty halls and them talking to servants and soldiers. Rhe worlds didn't feel alive or filled with people at all. It was 100% kings court drama.
>It was 100% kings court drama.
that's Dune in short basically lol
>noooooo you don't like my shitty capekinos you're a CONTRARIAN
It's fascinating how any Dune related thread brings out legitimately mentally ill anons every time. Every thread becomes a screeching mental asylum in seconds.
the movie is offensively bad and deserves to be hated
What's wrong with your pic ? I thought Dune was ok.
>Arrakis is a desert shithole where survival is a challenge
Where's the problem, homosexual.
Dune is such an aggressively bland and ugly film I half wonder if Villeneuve is just pulling a prank on everyone. Zendaya and Pugh? He must be having a laff at everyone's expense. Good one Dennis but I'm still not watching your slop.
He's just a hack.
he's the perfect embodiment of the modern auteur filmmaker
he's never made anything even approaching decent
yet he keeps getting 100M budgets because he make inoffensive bland trash
>the guy autistically defending DUNC slop is the mentally ill Gadon gay
No. DUNC is slop.
Casting was bad except for mommy ferguson, but otherwise I liked DUNC.
>Paul needed to not be a twink
>Leto needed to be older and more dignified
>and of course Chani needed to be NOT FRICKING ZENDAYA
To anyone defending DUNC: are you aware Zendaya is in it?
it's hard to miss her shitting up the frame within the opening 60 seconds filled with ethnic screeching and complaining about 'oppressors'
the irony is denis is such an ESL moron he probably thought that would be 2deep4u
Arrakis is a boring planet, at least after reading the first book. It's just a place designed to kill you, not some majestic beauty. It seemed that what Paul found beautiful, anyways, was the Fremen's way of life on that shithole. Seeing their underground water stores was something that really made him (and others) pause.
Dune looking like a bleak nightmare you wouldn't ever want to be sounds just right to me.
>You can't.
Just did. The book sucked, too, thank god for Dunc.
>>You can't.
YOU CAN'T
>Dune looking like a bleak nightmare you wouldn't ever want to be sounds just right to me.
you don't get it
it should be visually interesting
it simply is designed so poorly that is comes across as hilarious and not in an entertaining way
it's bad in a way that insults the audience and any person with any artistic sensibility
its above all lazy and uncreative
>it should be visually interesting
>It just has to not look boring.
Where is this nonsense coming from? It's a planet of sand and rocks and storms. No where in the book is it anything other than boring. The most interesting part of Arrarkis isn't the planet itself, it's overcoming the planet.
>y-you don't get it!
Demonstrably incorrect.
>y-you don't get it!
Demonstrably incorrect
You don't get it though and you never will because you're autistic.
>autistic.
Says the guy seething over sand not looking "right"? You are a waste of oxygen.
homie I have no fricking clue what you're on about. I just said Dune looks like a shit video game and it objectively does.
>it objectively does.
Incorrect, dunce. Go read a book.
It doesn't have to be majestically beautiful. It just has to not look boring.
Go back to your containment threadd Gadongay
We dont want him, he's not one of us.
You suck
>It's just a place designed to kill you, not some majestic beauty.
Some of the most majestic and breathtaking spots on Earth are trying to kill you intrinsically. People pay a fortune to climb some of them and die, some of them are just hostile hot fricking deserts where people hike and die.
Not every form of majestic beauty is green trees. The author goes on about the abundant, stark beauty of Dune, V just makes it stark, brutalist plainness.
> never heard about Mount Everest, Niagara Falls, the Grand Canyon, and Yellowstone. Some of the most majestic and beautiful landscapes that are constantly trying to kill you
i don't want to pick on a fellow lonely nerd shut-in
but the designs in Dune are just absolute fricking trash
the shields look like some laser tag shit
zendaya is hideous and wrong as chani
chalamet will never be able to pull off the more mature Paul, even if he looked and acted ok as young b***h ass Paul
liet kynes being a woman is fricking laughable
the costuming is terrible
every exterior shot on arrakis is trash
it is the definition of soulless
no emperor
and now zach braffs wife is Irulan?
cmon, anon
Based. It's just pure trash. Every shot is ugly.
don't worry the bookgays will say that its supposed to be boring and ugly and gay because the book is too
then why wasn lynch's version so colourful and wacky and badass?
>pic that matches the book description
ok?
You are blind
>didn't read the book
i'm happier they followed the material, troon
heaven forbid they take advantage and utlize the artform they're working in homosexual
>Movies should look as boring as my life
Fell bad 4 u. You don't really enjoy cinema.
Seethe, redditor.
Umm aren't you the homosexual impotently complaining about being called boo boo names? You literally have nothing.
>the movie needs to look how I want it to look, based on nothing
Keep your empty thoughts to yourself.
well that's the thing, i never thought it looks "boring" - you calling it that is the one who doesn't love cinema. I thought the movie looked great.
>I thought the movie looked great.
that's fine, but you're objectively incorrect
so much so, you should probably re-evaluate every single aspect of your life because chances are you're doing everything wrong
you sound mad
Not my dune
>desert wasteland looks like a desert wasteland
Seems fine to me.
Villememe got mogged by a Syfy series of all things.