Virgin Johnny or Chad Johnny? Which do you think is funnier?
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Virgin Johnny or Chad Johnny? Which do you think is funnier?
Virgin Johnny or Chad Johnny? Which do you think is funnier?
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Depends. Who's asking?
Me
I don't know you!
Virgin, because it would imply that even a volcano has standards.
I don't necessarily think he's ever a virgin. Johnny seems like the type that can and does pick up the odd diner-fly or gym bunny for a fling, but gets ghosted the second he suggests they spend another second with him outside of bed. Getting anything more than sex is what eludes him, and that's unfortunately what he's really after.
Yes, and sexy stuff is his favorite thing.
This. Johnny attracts his female equivalents and gets them off-screen, because it wouldn’t be funny to see him go after people with the same personality.
this guy hasn't watched 90% of the show.
the entire shows premise for the running home is that Johnny CAN'T get women because he's such a chauv.
clearly the real world has rubbed off on us in horrible ways to think that a children's cartoon has any modicum of us within it; because it Johnny Bravo was anything but a cartoon, the shows premise of a sexy make lead who is a virgin because he's a fornicator chauv and women want a genuine man simply wouldnt make sense or sink in.
man, Chads even ruin the cartoons that are supposed to be about them.
This
If all he cared about was sex, he wouldn’t have bothered getting in shape, dealing with constant rejection and coming up with pick up lines or even be ready to commit to someone who reciprocate ms his feelings like Heather. He’d just hire a prostitute or be content with the women he has fricked.
S1 is the only good one
Hi, Van.
have a nice day moron.
Maybe an alien clown deer fricked him once without any date of foreplay involved.
Virgin, because then it implies that he was only ever fricked by this man. In the wallet.
Johnny can get laid but he really wants to fall in love
With the right girl yes.
This. at other case he would be hiring prostitutes
Dang, I never thought I'd relate to Johnny Bravo.
Seasons 2&3 are an alternate timeline and not-canon. Only the Van Partible episodes are canon.
So who is Johnny Bravo’s Favorite Girlfriend?
>Pick your favorite
the antelope
Or Heather.
He has a thing for redheads and blondes it seems.
Blonde can be good.
This. Had blonde twins in my HS days. They'd say bye in stereo.
I'd constantly call one the othersname all the time
Like most of Cinemaphile
little suzy is a redhead
Redheads are overrepresented in comics and cartoons simply because its a nice looking and aesthetically pleasing hair color for cartoon characters despite them being a minority in real life.
Velma
The shewolf chick
Rolling
Roll
I am disappointed and my day is ruined.
>11
Sure, I'm cool with cute Irish tourguide
10, 23, 14, 28, 39, 42, 61, 100, 95, 107, 120, 144
>no Smoo
The Winning!
70 and 98 can both be Resemblance to a Dream Girl Figure.
Rollin
Welp
Guess I'll roll
time to roll
Here we go
Ese
GOD Give me 39, 68, 94, or 100.
That's a lot of chicks
Let's roll!
ROLLIN
Let's see what I get.
My man need to chase himself some brown sugar.
Nice wide palette of sexy ladies. Also, all those accents/languages, those are the REAL dick stiffeners.
between the dream girl and rootsy
Or Dream Girl and Mary.
He seems to have the best luck and connection with red heads and furry/anthro chicks for some reason
Where're the animal women?
Redhead zookeeper. She was kind of into him.
The werewolf and moose.
Where's Susie?
Cartoon Network stop being such queers and add Johnny bravo to checkered past!
Action Johnny
>had to change him from being Jonny Quest
>was still able to namedrop Velma and Daphne when he claimed he slept with both of them
Yeah, they had to "change" him. He "isn't" Johnny Quest anymore. He's a completely different character now and is not in any way Johnny Quest.
He fricked the deer
Chad Johnny. It makes it funnier that we're only shown his rejections.
Virgin for the girls he wants, Chad for the girls he doesn't.
>Which do you think is funnier
Johnny getting chicks, but it's only full on ditzy bimbos, and even then they eventually find him to be a bit much, but ironically they always part amicably.
Heterosexual virgin.
He had tons of sex on the Island of Beautiful Men.
why no one self inserter in johnny with all the hot ladies in the show?
>hurr durr, girls dont like johnny
self inserter dont care about canon, just look codycucks, lincolncucks and dippercucks
Spingarn Era > Partible Era
Who cares, they're both funny. Do people not know what a story telling device is?
I bet Johnny's Origin Story is that he hit it big time with a fat chick at Prom Night and this gave him the false belief that he was God's Gift to women.
It was funny watching it growing up but now I'm sad Johnny never gets a woman.
Both of these could be true if he's only ever had 'let's smash' hookups with hotties but never converted any of them into actually dating the girl.