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I didn't watch half this slop and the only (barely) redeeming movies were the spidermans
I haven't watched a marvel movie since the first Iron Man
...Well then your vote for the best and worst you've seen should be quite straightforward
how the frick does Multiverse of Madness have 4 votes for best? That movie fricking SUCKED
I've seen zero marvel movies since endgame and I voted for multiverse of madness because I like the actors and characters so it's one of the only ones I'd willingly watch
Don't listen to the other guy. It's good besides some initial gobbledyasiatic silly naming of things exposition dump. When terms like "multiverse" and "scarlett witch" are thrown around like Shakespeare its a bit much. Besides that it's good. Saturated colour palette, bendy Strange-esque visuals, some fun Raimi touches, and great acting all around. Honestly, probably my favourite in a while. New Thor was alright too. Although, I'm not one of those guys that takes these movies all that seriously.
I don't know that there's anything I would consider good on this list. the Spider-Man movies are probably the best things on there. She-Hulk and Ant Man have to be at the absolute bottom, what the frick was that. But then you've also got movies like Shang Chi and the Eternals that were so bad they didn't even really feel like marvel movies and people have completely forgotten about them already
>Best
none
>Worst
all
>BEST
Guardians 3, without question
>WORST
Th4r probably, but I didn't watch even half of that shit
there is worse shit than thor.
>Guardians 3, without question
I had to turn it off after about 20mins. Couldn't cope with all the fricking quips.
The first 20 minutes or so are unironically the best part of the movie, except for maybe the Rocket flashbacks, the rest is either a snoozefest or a mess. Gunn is pretty good at opening scenes but total shit at pacing.
>20mins
>quips
Why are you lying?
Man those are some trash pits
for real
Thanks for posting another picture of trash pits
eeeh this is america no habla espanyol hombre?????
How do I get this job?
Only good MCU movies that have ever been made
>First two Iron Mans
>...
>???
>Defending Iron Man 2
Oh sweetie
Captain America movies were all great.
Civil War was a snoozefest and First Avenger was mid, the only good one was Winter Soldier
I'm voting for The Marvels for worst, even though I haven't seen it (I just hate women)
I got through 30 mins of it before having to turn it off.
The Chuds are unironically right.
Utter dogshit. Even worse then you probably imagine it could be.
I can't vote because all I saw was WandaVision
Only marvel characters Cinemaphile gives a shit about are
>Spiderman (not Tom Holland)
>wolverine (only jackman)
Everyone else is a joke
I remember when the first Avengers movies dropped, I was 14 or so, and given my age I was probably in the target demo. I despised that creatively bankrupt film more than anything. Every character was the same, nothing was tangible and it looked like television despite it's budget. Anyway, so ever since I've been writing these films off. Recently, I started watching them to get clued in and the recent ones are better than those early ones by far. The first wave were formulaically the same, more or less copies of the first Spider Man film. The newer ones have strayed from their formulaic stories and milktoast characters (Captain America and Bruce Banner), and have actually become somewhat unique in their own way. Weirdly, some of the recent movies I've enjoyed have been reviewed the most negatively, so I'm not sure what tasteless Marvalgays even want.
I kinda agree, I think phase 4 gets too much hate, stuff like Shang Chi and Eternals is better than Iron Man 2 or 3, same goes for Loki
>Shang Chi and Eternals
those were garbage
>I remember when the first Avengers movies dropped, I was 14 or so, and given my age I was probably in the target demo
No you're not. The first Avenger movie was made for the old comic fans who had been waiting for so long to see their heroes getting proper Hollywood scale production on the big screen. And it paid off massively. Seeing for the first time Iron Man, Cap, Thor, Hulk together was magical despite all the flaws. That fight between Thor and Hulk still to this day incomparable to anything.
Wakanda Forever was surprisingly decent.
Quantumania is an insult to everything that exists. Everyone involved in making it should be flogged
Horrible
Mid
Excellent but not quite my tempo
Excellent but could be better
>Horrible
Explain?
just look at the skin color
>GotG 3 best among anons
all morons who cried their pants because of le emotional badger and bunny :~~*~~*~~*
high evolutionary was a cool concept but completely neglected except for ''he is ebil because he just is okay?!''
Why the frick is What If…? Season 2 there? It isn’t even out yet
>tfw haven't watched any of these israelited-out Black person flicks
I legit don't remember watching any of these slop movies in theater or on TV in full. God, imagine paying for this shit.
this
*lick*
>The Marvels is on there and has 25 votes even tho nobody here has seen it yet
I don't need to see it
But how do you know it’s the worst one if you’ve never seen it?
given the list it's one of the (top 5) worst ones, no doubt about it
also I personally didn't vote for marvels, I don't care enough about some dumb list to lie. I voted for 3 bad things on that list
>Shang Chi and Eternals is better than Iron Man 2 or 3
Far from home is decent
Rest are trash
I liked Thor Love and Thunder
it wasn't that bad actually, I found it less obnoxious than ragnarok, pacing was kinda wack though, movie felt like it was missing a chunk in the middle
nta but I watched them all and it was fricking terrible, probably the worst marvel movie in phases 4 and 5 combined so far except for maybe the marvels which I haven't seen yet
I disliked love and thunder because it had some really good scenes mixed with some really bad ones
When Love and Thunder was being serious, it was great. When it was trying to be funny, it was cringe.
Valkyrie is a Black folk, how about no this will never stop bothering me this is so trash it's brakes all suspension of disbelief and ruined the movie or at least the scene she's in it's like they're spitting in your face
She was one of the reason the last season of Westworld was garbage, hate her.
>Best
The Holiday Special
>Neutral
Guardians 3
>Worst
The rest
I don't know when it came out but I don't see it on the poll, I fricking hate these movies, have seen probably half because my oldest is obsessed with them, and Thor Valkyrie I think it's called is the worst fricking thing I've ever watched. I'm sure there's worse j haven't seen like I haven't watched any captain Black person ones
BEST: None
WORST: All of them
since Phase 1
HOW THE FRICK IS BLACK WIDOW OR ETERNALS WORSE THAN TF&TWS???
"Stop calling them terrorist" was the single worst moment in the entire universe.
Don't plan on seeing The Marvels
What is so wrong with Loki & Black Widow?
>Loki
>this low
You are a fricking moron or you got memed by Cinemaphile
Haven't seen nearly all, but I actually enjoyed Loki S1. The movies sucked more or less, but my vote goes to Spiderboy 2, which was just aggressively, offensively stupid and boring. The other clusterfricks at least had some entertaining parts or nice visuals.
Fricking thank you. Marvel films have way too many action sequences considering how awful they are. Barely any of them have weight. They're all just fricking nonsense. The ending of that Spiderman movie was just drone grey ugliness.
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HOW WOKE WAS LUKE CAGE?
Apparently Luke Cage was fine in the first season but went woke in the second one
It was the opposite. Luke Cage was the only MCU series that always got better with subsequent episodes, and the second season is much better than the first.
Unironically S01E01 is the worst episode.
Moon Knight was like capeshit meets Mr Robot and I hated it
need black pits
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Worst: Shang-Chi
Best: Strange
The marvels is hands down the worse. All the other moronic flicks, like thor, the eternals and ant man at least have some narrative structure and some legacy characters you can pretend to care about despite being practically unwatchable. The marvels basically shifts to a level below that- you have no sensible story, no characters anyone cares about at all, fricking bollywood dance sequences and even nukes nick fury's character. The state of that flick, plus the news about how Blade was basically rewritten into being a side character to nagging sassy wahmen makes me genuinely fricking scared for what abominations the mouse can pump out before kicking the bucket.
>bollywood dance sequences
seriously? what the frick
I am curious but still won't watch it
They go to some planet where people speak by dancing and singing routine and they do several minutes of poo-style choreography shitshow (including Larson singing). Literally it has never been so fricking over for the MCU than it is now.
how would i know? i havent watched a single one since endgame
I haven't seen any of them and I haven't even heard that there was a Werewolf by Night show. For the that scene it, is Werewolf by Night any decent?
youd have to put a definition for quality to define as worst. the marvels is dogshit, but doesnt actively ruin anything. end game has lots of good moments and moves fast enough you dont question things as you want to see the ending, but it is one of the worst pieces of shit ever made. just how the inciting incident requires pure insane luck and coincidence for things to line up that is beyond believable or the snap is never reverted. the movie starts with the heroes going to thanos and murdering him in cold blood. he doesnt fight back. he doesnt resist. they find out hes basically broken from using the stones and cant resist and they still brutally execute him on the spot with no questions asked. this isnt a 'oh no, youll be a murderer too' type of morality. this is fricked up evil behavior from all the so-called heroes. cutting his arm off in surgical strike to stop using gauntlet made sense to a degree. wouldnt write it, but tactically sound. once hes incapacitated and done and cooperating and see he has no power, they still just decapitate him on the spot. no take him back for questioning or face trial for crimes or anything. entire galaxies would want to know what happened and they just end it. one of most morally bankrupt written scenes ive ever seen for hero story. he doesnt go free. loki is treated as a friend and forgiven. valkyrie is a literall slave trader that rules asgard. sold everyone into slavery and death in gladiator arenas. thor thinks shes better than him in everyway and gave his entire heritage to her. she even enslaved him and left him to die. no consequences. they didnt kill loki on the spot after trying to destroy humanity. saved him multiple times. thanos not even taken in for trial. the HEROES executed the broken husk of a man that had given up and not resisting.
rest of movie is a joke after that. final conflict isnt even with our thanos or one we knew from the past. some skinwalker version that behaves completely differently.
>basically broken from using the stones and cant resist and they still brutally execute him on the spot with no questions asked.
Thor did that, everyone was shocked around him
Thor executed Thanos, I don't think the other Avengers were in on it, it was a spur of the moment thing.
she looks fricking good here I'd bleach
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