Vote for your top 5 movies. Results will be turned into Cinemaphile's list of approved kino
https://strawpoll.com/GJn47b7Vzyz
Vote for your top 5 movies. Results will be turned into?
Vote for your top 5 movies. Results will be turned into Cinemaphile's list of approved kino
https://strawpoll.com/GJn47b7Vzyz
>no Problem Child 2
>no The Pest
Add it yourself.
>no the Room
no Das Ding
dropped
Add it then
These projects have been futile for 10 years. There's too many phone-posters and bots around here now, pacing up the discussion, grabbing attention from creative projects. Next to none are interested in these polls nor their results. I've made numerous attempts myself and witnessed countless. They've all failed.
>2 days
>not even 1000 votes
Yeah doesn't seem like much
I voted for Blade Runner, Apocalypse Now, Pulp Fiction, SW The Empire Strikes Back and Alien
>Blade Runner, Apocalypse Now, Pulp Fiction, SW The Empire Strikes Back and Alien
Still don't have an account there but if you say so 😉
But apart from the popular shit that comes to mind immediately, Blade Runner is actually my favorite movie because of the cyberpunk stuff.
Cinemaphile has shit taste, what a suprise
are we finally doing a top-100 like Cinemaphile does every year?
btw the wild bunch was listed twice
Yes, i'll add every movie that people claim is missing
>finally
???
Cinemaphile has made top 100 lists every year or so the last 5 years, they've just been ignored
look here
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/top/width/1851/
>3 LOTR movies top 10
Makes me sick to my stomach
i only see a 2015 and a 2021 edition
also
>same capeshit is number 1 on both lists
>fricking avatar and two slop sequels in 2015's top 10
>three different LOTR in 2021's top 10
well i guess that's the reason we dont do that often
Kek, some of these lists look like trolling to me. Cinemaphile used to have way better taste
I'm a full grown man (35) who loves film and has no problem watching long and/or "slow" movies, but I just watched Lawrence of Arabia recently for the first time and I thought it was boring as frick.
Maybe you don't watch pre-1970s films. Old Hollywood/production code era had a very different pacing and style. Despite being popular Lawrence of Arabia is not a very accessible movie of that era to start with, especially if you're not already into lengthy historical epics. I wouldn't recommend it to someone who's just starting.
Lawrence is a very british flick, have to be a bit posh to enjoy it
Its movies you fricking moron, they're either good or boring, there's no starting and stopping based on the decade or who made them. Theres plenty of movies made before Lawrence, both in the 70s and prior that aren't yawners
Top 10
>1. Mulholland Drive
>2. Fellowship of the Ring
>3. Ex Machina
>4. Fire Walk with Me
>5. Lawrence of Arabia
>6. Rosemary's Baby
>7. Alien
>8. Apocalypse Now
>9. Au hasard Balthazar
>10. Blade Runner 2049
>>1. Mulholland Drive
>>2. Fellowship of the Ring
What?
>no the vvitch
what a shit list
added
easy!
1 star wars 1978
2 dune 1982
3 the thing 1984
4 conan the barbarian 1982
5 manhunter 1985
here you go
Shitty taste
From browsing the first 25 I realise I should probably watch most of the rest skipping some of the oldies.
what do you consider and 'oldie'?
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
I'll skip it's a wonderful life for instance
2 Fast 2 Furious
>Once Upon a Time in the Wes
What is that? Spielberg smut starring young Wes Anderson and seven israelites execs?
It's a typo it's actually "Once Upon a Time in the Wez" as in Wez from Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Add Sergei Bondarchuk's Waterloo and his War and Peace 1966 adaption. The latter is a genuine contender for the top 10 films ever made.
Done
add true detective season 1
Shows aren't movies
perhaps not but they are approved kino
bump
>no Robocop
Add it yourself
Apocalypse Now is so overrated
No need to thank me. I was the one that added Starship Troopers.
>those results
Frickin hipster and zoomers get out my board RRRRRREEEEEEEE
>Ppl still thin that LOTR movies are top tier
Jesus fkin christ grow up fkin manchilds
>Currently
Mulholland Drive
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
Lawrence of Arabia
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
Ex Machina
The Godfather
Rosemary's Baby
Under the Skin
Alien
Apocalypse Now
Blade Runner
King Kong
Au hasard Balthazar
Night of the Living Dead
2001 A Space Odyssey
Blade Runner 2049
Drive
Possession
The Dark Knight Rises
12 Angry Men
American Psycho
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Let the Right One In
Nosferatu
Ringu
Satatango
Taxi Driver
The Matrix
Barry Lyndon
Come and See
Stalker
The Usual Suspects
Citizen Kane
Goodfellas
No Country for Old Men
Persona
>Lawrence in 3rd
Not bad Cinemaphile, not bad at all
Genuinely makes me happy
TAKE NO PRISONERS
NO PRISONERSSS
Remove the capeshit and it's fine
>King Kong as #12
monkeebros rise up
Honestly not as bad as I was expecting
Very generic taste.
At least there's no capeshit other than Big guy rises
Better than all the other Cinemaphile lists
>Lawrence is now at #2
Lawrencebros we're taking Aqaba BY LAND!
Is Apocalypse Now really that good?
No.
...yeah, it genuinely is. Would recommend finding the theatrical cut though, they got it right the first time and all re-edits haven't been as good.
It's genuinely pure kino
Under The Skin has made a suprising gain and King Kong has roared out of the top 20 and into 7th place!
MONKEE BROS WE'RE DOING IT!
>Double Indemnity only 1 vote and it's mine
>No Laura (1944) in the poll
>memeholland Dr. It's going to take the n1
>manchilds voting LOTR movies
Frick this gay earth
i need the results soon, i wanna see Cinemaphile's favourite movies
I'll spoil it for you
>Mulholland Drive wins
>LOTR, Arabia, Twin Peaks in the top 5
This is a given at this point
Big Trouble in Little China
Kung Fu Hustle
Leon
Ninth Gate
Glengarry Glen Ross
who the frick is voting mulholland dr when lost highway is an option?
As hot as Patty is, Naomi gets the nod for her performance here.
Acclaimed movies with NO votes
>In the Mood for Love
>Vertigo
>Ikiru
>Tokyo Story
>L'Atalante
>Pan Labyrinth
>Nostalghia
>The Blair Witch Project
>The Lion King
>The Rules of the Game
>To Kill a Mockingbird
>Tokyo Story
All shit
Lawrence of Arabia is now in second pace
i just picked a bunch of random shit to frick up your day
The current 3x3
>Predictable
>Never seen it
>Medieval Star Wars
>Psychological war movie
>Amazing film
>Overrated pseud film
>Timeless kino
>Boring
>Really rewatchable
>Mullholand Drive is predictable
Now I have heard everything
It's been shilled to high heaven for at least a decade now.
he was talking about the plot
>missing 2/3 of my 3x3
>even fricking master and commander is missing
OP gay
>Lawrence has dropped to third
"Come on, men!"
I just want to say that the 7 people who voted for Passion of Joan of Arc are based and have prestigious taste. It's never gonna win but still
Belongs in the top 5. Nosferatu belongs top 10 as well
If we're going with silent kino then for me it's also Battleship Potemkin (the best silent movie imo,) Metropolis, Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (greatest art direction ever) and The General. And that's just the ones off the top of my head.
Metropolis is boring as shit, Cabinet of Dr Caligari is genuinely entertaining and Passion of Joan of Arc feels like a legitmate historical recreation of the trials which makes it interesting.
>Metropolis is boring as shit
I get that perspective, but I love it still. What do you think of The General, for me it's not only the Buster Keaton movie, it's also the best silent comedy AND silent action movie period
I hate military shit so i refuse to watch it
He's not really a general - he just kinda fumbles his way onto a train. It's fricking amazing though, here's just a little bit of it:
Battleship Potemkin's amazing too - it's basically the birth of montage and a lot of modern film editing techniques. As a result it still feels halfway modern, it's really interesting
Watch Sherlock Jr.
>Mullholland drive at number 1
shit board
>also no Gattaca
my top 5 for the record
>Raging Bull
>TGBU
>Millennium Actress
>Barry Lyndon
>Gattaca (other)
Remove the capeshit and it’s not bad
Lawrencebros the gap is closing
>Mulholland Drive will win, Lawrence. It is written
>Nothing is written!
Behold the new king of Cinemaphile
NOTHING IS WRITTEN
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You can vote-tee tote tee tiddly tumpty taaaa!!!!
>tee tiddly tumpty taaaa!!
IT'S HAPPENING
Bros I want to vote again I fricked up and picked to fast bride of Frankenstein and citizen kane
you can
Can't believe I had to add Shane greatest western ever
Lawrencebros we're going to beat that hipster dykes slop
NO PRISONERS!
>Lawrence firmly in #1
Hell yeah
feels good man
>Scarface
>Natural Born Killers
>Adaptation
>Boogie Nights
>Hard Boiled
>French Connection
>Dumb and Dumber
>Walkabout
>Tampopo
>Fireworks
>The Fly
>Dr. Mabuse
>The Fifth Element
>Melancholia
>Talk to Her
>Her
>Baahubali
+ many MANY many more
this poll is extremely rigged
why is mulholland drive so high?
It should be higher, it’s too low now
LYNCHbros how do we respond?
get lynched gays
As long as it’s not lotr, capeshit, citizen kane or 2001 i’m okay with something else besides Lynch winning
i was the fist vote for redline. shame on you guys for not voting for it sooner 🙁
>Well, explain yourselves
>We've taken the poll
>Taken the poll, who has?
>We have. Our side in this war has. The lawrenceposters have. We have.
>...
>He likes your lemonade
>You mean the Lynchposters have gone?
>No they're still there but they've no boots. Prisoners sir, we took them prisoners the entire garrison. No, that's not true, we killed some... too many really, I'll manage it better next time. There's been a lot of killing one way or another... Cross my heart and hope to die it's all perfectly true.
>It is impossible?
>Yes it is. I did it.
Bunp
>This shitposting has got to stop
>It is... customary
If you voted con air we have a blood bond
>Clue is not an option
Shit poll.
Why doesn't Cinemaphile have a sticky? Most boards have a sticky with links to all kinds of info and lists related to the interest. But not Cinemaphile.
stickys r 4 gays
What links to IMDB, Rotten Tomatoes and National Review for Armond White?
Cinemaphile hasn't a sticky because it's a pseudo-/b/-board. At any given time more than half of the discussed topics in the catalog associate themselves to movies/tv but aim to discuss other subjects such as famous people, news events, funny jokes (memes), sexy ladies, historical matters or "philosophical" questions.
Then there's the matter of Cinemaphile never being able to agree upon the direction of its taste. A very loud minority base (the /film/-gays) whom prefer old arthouse-movies always complain about the mainstream choices being "plebian" while we have on the other side a less tolerated mass whom find old movies or non-mainstream media booring and pretentious. This divinition in two such distinct camps has grown apart more and more with time.
I've spent some time trying to make lists that could define the taste of Cinemaphile but they rarely gets celebrated, the interest of movies/tv of this board is simply too broad in terms of culture/language/age/genres to make a simple and easy-understood by a newcomer, you simply have to lurk moar
This is a good write up. There's too many people on Cinemaphile for any kind of
>everyone enjoys such and such
The movies a person enjoys can vary wildly from person to person, and someone naming their top movies is like their entire personality on a list. That makes it a really personal thing, so I'm not sure what someone wants in a sticky. They've probably spent time on Reddit, where everyone is forced to agree on things; Cinemaphile is not like that, and nobody has to like anything they don't want to.
>They won't be coming for money, not the best of them, they'll be coming for the shitposts. Which I'm going to give them.
bunp
this format doesn't really work out
a better way is to copy Cinemaphile 's top 100 format and make an excel sheet where people put their own top 5, then add the results on to each other and weed out ties with a voting system
>alphabetical list ends
>suddenly shitty flicks, tv episodes, multiple titles per line, spelling mistakes,...
>Other: Please specify
That was a mistake, OP.
BROTHERS!
I've never heard of that movie before in my life, and it has 3 votes. Meanwhile, my favourite movie isn't even on the list. Really shows how in sync I am with Cinemaphile.
It's a hyper autistic hungarian art film that made me cry because of a specific sequence in it
It also has some very masterful cinematography
I will genuinely buy the blu ray if it comes out
>It's a hyper autistic hungarian art film
Does not sound like something I'd watch. This movie appears on top movie lists for women, so I suppose it makes sense that it wouldn't appear on Cinemaphile. I doubt there are any women here.
Top film is almost 4 hours long and the only women are a couple of background ninjas that don't have any lines.
Interesting. I just looked at the results and Lawrence of Arabia is winning. I'm not sure why, but it is. I have a sneaking suspicion that it's because the poster is in the OP; It sounds dumb but I can't explain it otherwise.
Probably but it's my favourite movie too so i'm not complaining.
>it's my favourite movie too
Are you an old man or something? If I look up Lawrence of Arabia, it says 1962. I'm wondering why anyone even watched it.
I saw it on tv like a decade ago and saw it at the movies last year, i can't think of anything released last year that people might be interested in seeing 60 years from now.
I don't think all new stuff sucks but film has been a mature artform for a century or thereabouts, why wouldn't you watch something that old?
>why wouldn't you watch something that old?
That's a good question, and I should be able to answer it. I think I feel weird about movies released before I was born, because they were made during a time I wasn't alive, and I would find them unrelatable. I hope that makes sense.
Instead of asking me
>why won't you watch
shouldn't you be trying to explain why I should?
For example: I have a choice between watching movies in the 30 years before I was born, or the 30 years after I was born. Why would I watch the older ones? I was alive in the last 30 years and not 60. The more recent movies contain actors I recognise and like.
It's well made, well-acted, looks great and tells an interesting story, all the ingredients for a good movie.
>The more recent movies contain actors I recognise and like.
Obi-wan is in it as an arab prince
>Obi-wan is in it as an arab prince
Thanks for that, but I'm not a Star Wars fan.
>It's well made, well-acted, looks great and tells an interesting story
Interest is subjective. I appreciate you trying anyway.
Neither was he.
If he disliked Star Wars so much, why did he act in it? He must have just did it for the money. That just makes someone less respectable.
He did the first one because he thought it was a funny movie for kids and he was interested in working with the director of American Graffiti. He only hated that it got so popular and was very open about doing the sequels purely for money.
>He did the first one because he thought it was a funny movie for kids
They are funny movies for kids, but adults seem obsessed with them, judging by their popularity on Cinemaphile.
>they're still relevant to our present
Does that mean the movie is about white nations being destroyed by diversity? I can't see why a movie like that would exist in the past.
>Does that mean the movie is about white nations being destroyed by diversity?
Am I supposed to find this funny?
I found it funny, and I kind of just write stuff by myself. As I said, I don't like anyone on this website. I used to be here with Cinemaphile, and I don't really know who any of you are. If you don't think I'm funny then you can speak to someone else.
Grow up, lad.
Have you grown up? We're on the same website. Do you realise that? Reply after I've filtered the thread. Keep in mind I have like five threads on the board because I filtered everything.
NTA but I'm 30 and think LoA is the best movie ever made
>If I look up Lawrence of Arabia, it says 1962. I'm wondering why anyone even watched it.
The same reason people still read The Odyssey or listen to Beethoven.
>The same reason people still read The Odyssey or listen to Beethoven
Do they do that? I've never met someone in my life who brought up either. I'm glad that you live around better people than I do.
>I've never met someone in my life who brought up either
Irrelevant, those old works endure for a reason and it is because they're still relevant to our present and we can gain a lot of things from them, so that's one reason why someone would watch a film that old. Besides, also, being one of the best examples of a classic epic from the period in which such films were more in trend and proven moneymakers.
God this board has shit taste. Half of this board has the YouTube film crowd taste, thinking old movies are bad because they are old.
>Under the Skin
>Fire Walk With Me
>Ex Machina
Cinemaphile has shit taste
where the frick is falling down? not participating
I think you're able to add whatever movie you want at the bottom. I never participate in this stuff, but I do like to look at the results. I always find out that I have very little in common with Cinemaphile.
>3. Mulholland Drive
Cinemaphile needs a culling
People should be culled because you don't like them? Cinemaphile would be empty if it were people I dislike.
>I'm 30 and think LoA is the best movie ever made
You didn't really answer my question, so thanks for that. I asked "why did anyone watch it".
Double Indemnity
Dragonslayer
Excalibur
Great Adventure of Horus, Prince of the Sun
The Passion of the Christ
Dustin Checks In - honorable mention
first time i watched lawrence of arabia i fell asleep.
Star Wars does a better job of portraying Arab culture.