I imagine if you get to know a vulcan well enough, become really close to them, they let their guard down and feel comfortable expressing some emotion around you.
With that in mind I bet sex with a vulcan would be very very tender...and once they become even more comfortable absolutely wild and crazy, you will get a broken pelvis as a vulcan girl slams herself down on top of you.
I'm pretty sure the whole fight to the death thing wasn't a seven year deal for everyone.
Vulcans like humans can have sex whenever, but every seven years they enter a state of intense arousal (Pon farr) and basically have to bust a nut or they die.
In Spock's case he had a fiance he was expected to do it with but the two had grown apart and the fight was because of some bullshit tradition. Most of the time vulcans would just find someone to frick or jerk off and move about their day.
Wait, you can just wank off and that clears up the Pon Farr? When did THAT become canon? I can't imagine that old free love horndog Roddenberry would have approved of that.
>Wait, you can just wank off and that clears up the Pon Farr? When did THAT become canon?
As far as I know it isn't
I'm just assuming because how the frick would vulcan anatomy know if you nut into a vulcan pussy or a kleenex?
A holodeck is basically masturbation, and that's how they resolved it for Tuvok.
And as a basic matter of logistics, it would be a pain in the ass managing Pon-Farr timing for every Vulcan on a ship of theirs that would be weeks or months away from the planet.
I think the problem in Spock's case was he had a psychic link to his fiance that was driving him crazy. Once she maneuvers him into fighting Kirk and he becomes disgusted with her over it, the psychic link seems to snap and he's fine again. He didn't even need to get laid, just break the connection he had to that specific girl.
Probably quick and utilitarian, unless it's pon farr season, in which case I imagine it's intense as shit. Either way, I'm curious, and desire to do more research on the matter.
It's too bad for her she wasn't on the TNG-era enterprise. She would have gotten dicked down within minutes. They were sucking and fricking on that thing every episode. Even Data got laid.
T'Misc infected with a space pathogen so we can have a ME SO HORNY subplot with her Pon Farr being triggered despite no prior mention if it being something female Vulcans went through at all. In the end she's so uncontrollable she gets taken down with a phaser. This is also the show that spent air time having he main cast oil each other down with decontamination gel after away missions. Riker may have been a horn dog but he was given reasonably mature horn dog shit to do. Enterprise was initially as a sophisticated piece of science fiction worth of the Star Trek name and ended up being boring and juvenile.
>Then she Vulcan-neck-pinches you
Believable. >steals your wallet
She seems too above board to ever just casually steal someones property. >and leaves
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What was sex like for you?
made an inquiry set up a date and made a donation. was nice.
I imagine if you get to know a vulcan well enough, become really close to them, they let their guard down and feel comfortable expressing some emotion around you.
With that in mind I bet sex with a vulcan would be very very tender...and once they become even more comfortable absolutely wild and crazy, you will get a broken pelvis as a vulcan girl slams herself down on top of you.
Once every seven years and you have to fight another guy to the death to do it if you're male.
I'm pretty sure the whole fight to the death thing wasn't a seven year deal for everyone.
Vulcans like humans can have sex whenever, but every seven years they enter a state of intense arousal (Pon farr) and basically have to bust a nut or they die.
In Spock's case he had a fiance he was expected to do it with but the two had grown apart and the fight was because of some bullshit tradition. Most of the time vulcans would just find someone to frick or jerk off and move about their day.
Wait, you can just wank off and that clears up the Pon Farr? When did THAT become canon? I can't imagine that old free love horndog Roddenberry would have approved of that.
>Wait, you can just wank off and that clears up the Pon Farr? When did THAT become canon?
As far as I know it isn't
I'm just assuming because how the frick would vulcan anatomy know if you nut into a vulcan pussy or a kleenex?
something-something female vulcan hormones on male vulkan benis
Vulcan Dick Spray
There was a voyager episode about that...I'm not sure what the exact results was.
didn't Tuvok make like a holodeck version of his wife and feel bad because that was technically cheating or something
A holodeck is basically masturbation, and that's how they resolved it for Tuvok.
And as a basic matter of logistics, it would be a pain in the ass managing Pon-Farr timing for every Vulcan on a ship of theirs that would be weeks or months away from the planet.
I think the problem in Spock's case was he had a psychic link to his fiance that was driving him crazy. Once she maneuvers him into fighting Kirk and he becomes disgusted with her over it, the psychic link seems to snap and he's fine again. He didn't even need to get laid, just break the connection he had to that specific girl.
Pon Farr + Orion pheromones = ?
Probably quick and utilitarian, unless it's pon farr season, in which case I imagine it's intense as shit. Either way, I'm curious, and desire to do more research on the matter.
It's too bad for her she wasn't on the TNG-era enterprise. She would have gotten dicked down within minutes. They were sucking and fricking on that thing every episode. Even Data got laid.
T'Misc infected with a space pathogen so we can have a ME SO HORNY subplot with her Pon Farr being triggered despite no prior mention if it being something female Vulcans went through at all. In the end she's so uncontrollable she gets taken down with a phaser. This is also the show that spent air time having he main cast oil each other down with decontamination gel after away missions. Riker may have been a horn dog but he was given reasonably mature horn dog shit to do. Enterprise was initially as a sophisticated piece of science fiction worth of the Star Trek name and ended up being boring and juvenile.
I don't give a frick, I just want the old cat.
Wild and uninhibited. Then she Vulcan-neck-pinches you, steals your wallet and leaves.
>Then she Vulcan-neck-pinches you
Believable.
>steals your wallet
She seems too above board to ever just casually steal someones property.
>and leaves
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>>and leaves
>):
If you were good, she’ll come back when she’s horny again0024ng
Wait a second. That sounds like a ferengi with a tazer and a holoemitter.
Lasts for days.
Not as good as sex with her
She could patch you up afterwards.
A wet qtip and she'll calm calm
A-a wet Q-tip??? How does that work. Or should I be afraid to ask?
>surprised boimlichu
pretty sure mind meld is a big part of it,
so it's basically masturbation
Honestly, I'm more curious about sex with an Orion. They have the same uh.. human physiology?
Star Trek humanoid aliens share a common ancestor so likely all of them have compatible physiology.
A microbial ancestor, you'd share more direct heredity with a capybara
Like a capybara, I don't react much to threats and long for the sweet embrace of death, so that checks out. If only I bred like a capybara.
ASMRs (with occasional swearing)