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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >big time rush
    >Disney XD
    Underage or just out of high school

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my... take me back

      Try just out of college and soon to be married

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >soon to be married
        RIP

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Early 20s and throwing his life away for some literal prostitute
        You know how people pretend that being a mother automagically makes your opinion valid? This is the same thing. Anyone can cum in some b***h and have her shit out some ugly little goblin. Anyone can marry a prostitute. I sincerely hope you guys get home invaded and you have to watch her have good dick for the first time in her shitty life. homosexual.

        I'm unironically turning 35 next week.

        31. They don't lie when they say you're here forever.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone can be a virgin and seethe on Cinemaphile too.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anyone can breathe air too, fruitcup. What's your point?
            Better yet, tell your prostitute wife before I pull up with a bat and club your skull in. Cherish the moments.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    About a Boy is a good movie.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm unironically turning 35 next week.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two months for me. Plan on getting very drunk, very high, and fricking as many bawds as I can

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      just wait til you're almost 40 haha

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is it with you morons and being stuck 20 years in the past? it's like a psychological thing at this point. the past is dead, forget it. you're yearning for a television screen for frick's sake.
    make something now, something real. there's new things to do, new people to meet, new experiences to have. turn and face the sunrise.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >20 years
      >2010
      >20 years

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you now realize 2010 was 65% of 20 years ago

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea the future looks bright

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yea
        not the same word as yeah. completely makes you sound like a gay

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry I must've dropped the h in your mother's c**t

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 25 years old and a virgin. It's unironically over. Reminiscing about being a dumb kid is all I have. Despite having had a shitty childhood, at least I has the hope of things getting better. They never did.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's unironically over.
        no it's not you dumb homosexual. you're being a b***h.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You would have a nice day if you were me.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've been lower than you, I can guarantee that. the difference was I woke up one day and decided to stop being a b***h and get to work

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You would have a nice day if you were me.

        Same, but worse, turning 28 in two months, I've been neeting for 6-7 years, never having worked in my life, and having completed no higher education or trade.

        Euthanasia should be legal in all 1st world countries.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        its embarrassing how schizos think their life is already over at 25. you don't even know how much you have yet to lose

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but I've always envisioned turning 25 as the end of my life. Don't know what I'll do in 2 years when that happens.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if present times werent so fricking gay we wouldnt be missing the past so much, you had to be there, if you were you'd miss it too zoombie

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        we're currently in the best period of human existence, you'd see it too if you turned off the doom porn and went outside once in a while. I'm 27 btw dumbass

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >present day is the best period of human existence
          explain yourself homie, cuz you can not be frickin serious, this is the most soulless time to be alive

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            again, if you turn off the doom porn and go outside and stop b***hing about muh roman empire societal collapse you'll see that it has never been easier to make money, it has never been easier to meet people from anywhere, it has never been easier to learn anything you want, it has never been easier to exist. people who whine about modernity are spoiled, end of.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >money
              Pretty much irrelevant. What is money to someone who has a well, a cabin some land etc
              >meet people from anywhere
              Okay? I don't see how that makes life better I only need to know a few people preferably near me
              >learn anything
              Again, to what end?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao moron, ngmi. have fun daydreaming about directv for the next 20 years.

                >we're currently in the best period of human existence
                No we are not. That was decades ago.

                >No we are not.
                Yes we are.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >economy is shit
                >violence is on the rise
                >literally everyone complains about being unhappy, from boomers to zoomers
                Don't see how we're in the best period, unless you're counting the 70s, 80s, and 90s as being in the same era as us.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a grown man who lives with his mom and you're allowed to live being this lazy. People will complain about any situation because they're stupid like you.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >economy is shit
                poor people have always existed and will always exist, and as long as you're not a complete moron there a million ways to make money every day.

                >violence is on the rise
                go outside, see no crime. wow that was easy, we saved the city. funny you mention the 80s and 90s a couple lines later, you should see what NYC and LA looked like back then.

                >literally everyone complains about being unhappy, from boomers to zoomers
                who gives a frick, most people are lazy, obese, live off of fast food and are on antidepressants. the whole point I'm trying to make is you shouldn't just decide to be a miserable homosexual because everyone else is.

                you have been programmed by media, social media, and bad actors on HERE of all places trying to convince you to just roll over and die. you are mentally weak for giving in to propaganda.

                >we're currently in the best period of human existence

                >dude le news screenshot
                fricking homosexual.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ironic you call other “programmed” when you ignore all the shit in the world while plugging your fingers in your ears.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                there has always been "shit" dumbass

                >poor people always existed
                Economy is still shit moron. Inflation is ridiculous wages are shit
                >crime
                Is rising almost everywhere that matters
                >mindless drivel
                Nothing was said here

                >muh reasons
                those have always existed. never won't exist. imagine buying a house in the 80s.
                >muh crime
                see

                >economy is shit
                poor people have always existed and will always exist, and as long as you're not a complete moron there a million ways to make money every day.

                >violence is on the rise
                go outside, see no crime. wow that was easy, we saved the city. funny you mention the 80s and 90s a couple lines later, you should see what NYC and LA looked like back then.

                >literally everyone complains about being unhappy, from boomers to zoomers
                who gives a frick, most people are lazy, obese, live off of fast food and are on antidepressants. the whole point I'm trying to make is you shouldn't just decide to be a miserable homosexual because everyone else is.

                you have been programmed by media, social media, and bad actors on HERE of all places trying to convince you to just roll over and die. you are mentally weak for giving in to propaganda.

                [...]
                >dude le news screenshot
                fricking homosexual.

                now frick off

                >poor people have always existed
                That means the economy isn't shit now? It means gas isn't expensive?
                >go outside, see no crime
                Wow, can't believe there's no crime in my all white town. Too bad the city next door has constant robberies.

                >muh gas
                imagine b***hing about something that literally nobody on this side of the planet can change. what a cheese-brained boomer point. ngmi

                >Too bad the city next door has constant robberies.
                yes, it is too bad. you almost got it for a second there.

                imagine being this fricking delusional

                imagine being this much of an NPC. go crawl back into your hole and die while reminiscing about fricking disney channel then if the world is so shit. the rest of us will leave you behind.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's fine that the economy is shit because we can't fix it anyway
                Lmao are you serious? Are you reading what you're typing?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Typing "muh" doesn't magically make the issues not real anon. I dunno who you think this works on

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Saying muh economy and muh crime instantly makes those problems stop.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >poor people always existed
                Economy is still shit moron. Inflation is ridiculous wages are shit
                >crime
                Is rising almost everywhere that matters
                >mindless drivel
                Nothing was said here

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >poor people have always existed
                That means the economy isn't shit now? It means gas isn't expensive?
                >go outside, see no crime
                Wow, can't believe there's no crime in my all white town. Too bad the city next door has constant robberies.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                imagine being this fricking delusional

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actual moron.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                worst post I've seen in my life

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's so bad it's probably bait.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is just a Mutt leftist that is butthurt that people are more nostalgic for the past than the BLM LGBT hellhole that is now.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dude people on twitter post hashtag BLM the west has fallen
                fricking lmaoing my ass off over here. you can't really be this neurotic. goddamn you people really have the IQ of rats don't you, screaming and running on command.

                >it's fine that the economy is shit because we can't fix it anyway
                Lmao are you serious? Are you reading what you're typing?

                I accept your concession.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can't even respond
                So you realized what you said is moronic kek. If only you could admit you were wrong.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already accepted your concession, you can go back to daydreaming about the comcast channel select screen, that'll surely fix the economy. any future replies will be ignored.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                All it took was one reply for you to throw away your entire argument kek. Your concession is accepted, you're not even willing to argue your point because even you know it's moronic.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >channel select screen
                Zoomers don't even know what it's called. How sad is that?
                Go back to tiktok.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you sound exactly like that other guy who just lost to me. I accept your concession as well.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound exactly like a moron who got btfo'd by everyone else in this thread. Keep crying because you lost.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                look when I say I accept your concession that's the end of the argument. got it? I have enough shit to deal with in my life you doom porn addicts are not worth my time. like you have no clue what it's like trans folk on this website butthole. so frick you

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek but there's a good chance he actually is a troon.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >never been easier to make money
              im listening...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we're currently in the best period of human existence
          No we are not. That was decades ago.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we're currently in the best period of human existence

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you would like to have a nice day, but can't because you are coward, the past is the only thing you have left.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man guys, I just had the worst dream. All I can remember is that a disease was going around and Donald Trump was elected president.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reality show guy? You're fired! haha

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss proper channel surfing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was so comfy to just see what random shit was on. The equivalent nowadays is mindlessly scrolling through social media I guess, not nearly as comfy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a board game where you have to channel surf, it looks fun but I'll never be able to play it. 🙁

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What game and why can't you play it?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably "flip through channels until you find X"
          I assume cards.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was so comfy to just see what random shit was on. The equivalent nowadays is mindlessly scrolling through social media I guess, not nearly as comfy.

      I have a board game where you have to channel surf, it looks fun but I'll never be able to play it. 🙁

      You can still subscribe to cable you morons, gayest fake nostalgia attempt on this website.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Modern cable isn't the same. You wouldn't know if you're a young zoomer or Gen Alpha, you never experienced analog.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you subscribed to cable, you'd know how long it now takes to change the channel. It's ridiculous.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      get an antenna, reruns of old shows and movies are based compared to the pozzed shit now

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's what my dad did, too cheap to pay for satellite

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      rose tinted glasses. it sucked and channel surfing was only done when you were bored af

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a good thing. You browse till you find something tolerable and watch that. It's not amazing so you're good after 30 min. Then you go to do something else. If you really like a show then you know what time it's on so you can plan your day.
        In 2023 zoomers like you have instant unfettered access to all the TV, movies, porn, gore videos, and whatever else you want so you can watch it for hours. Your dopamine receptors are fried, making you miserable.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          were both here. dont act like youre superior

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm trans-gen, I identify as a zoomer

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We were too poor to ever get digital cable when I was a kid, at *best* we had analog cable for a few years off and on when I was a teen.
    You'd have to go to channel 2 and watch the entire list of channels scroll by to see what's on. It was kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same except it was channel 75

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was channel 55

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    STEP THE FRICK ASIDE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bitch, please, no one can top the magical melodies of Zamfir, Master of the Pan flute. Even Ted Turner couldn't contain the Zamfir take over of Superstation TBS everyday.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Makes me remember that brief period where Batman TAS and Superman TAS were on Disney XD. Which is kinda weird in retrospect when you think about how WB would probably never allow that ever again.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BTR mentioned

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    FUUUUUCCKKK

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    VGH.... 2009-2010 Time Warner Cable guide.... SOVL....

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to die.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait to live.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boomers when they see a digital TV screen

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's 6pm Friday. You have three friends from school over. Steven brought his N64 with four controllers and rumble packs. Your mother is coming home soon and she's picking up pizzas. Dad (this is before the divorce) got out the new Star Wars movie, Wild Wild West, and Armageddon on video. You don't know it, but you will never be this happy again.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomer pretending that they were around then.
      >Uh, we all ate pizza hut every night and rented le heckin movies and played N64 and mario 64 was in every household and le Disney Channel and le WB and le nickelodeon and le heckin cool ads on tv and le popular movies and and le consoom and and le
      People always associate their childhood with the garbage they ate and watched.
      I associate my childhood with the moments those things existed in.
      We are not the same. Subhuman homosexual.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I associate my childhood with the moments those things existed in.
        What?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forest from trees. Black folk associate their nostalgia with media consumption and products.
          Humans associate them with moments and memories.
          Stop eating processed junk and use your mind for once, homosexual.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is my show on?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else miss making your own custom channel set up?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glad to see this is still an American website with American nostalgia.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cartoon Network seems to be trying harder than nick or disney since they do change up schedule more and just made the throwback thing which everyone likes. Nick and Disney only seem to do different things around holidays and even thbjsmt much. The teen nick throwback ended last year and disney is doing nothing really

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just made the throwback thing which everyone likes
      Had no clue about this, but looked at their schedule and it says they're playing Dexter's Lab, Ed Edd and Eddy, and Billy and Mandy later. Seems based.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that programming block part of adult swim? I caught it a few weeks back and those two hours were some of the best tv I've watched in a very long time.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhh mine was always on Animal Planet

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. I just harvested all of your psychic energy with my shitty thread. That's right, you just got psychically cucked by yours truly. All the energy you spent arguing in this thread? Mine now b***h. But hey, don't be too upset, at least it's in the hands of someone who knows what to do with it now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy my psychic energy from my posts. Use it responsibly.

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