>Early 20s and throwing his life away for some literal prostitute
You know how people pretend that being a mother automagically makes your opinion valid? This is the same thing. Anyone can cum in some b***h and have her shit out some ugly little goblin. Anyone can marry a prostitute. I sincerely hope you guys get home invaded and you have to watch her have good dick for the first time in her shitty life. homosexual.
I'm unironically turning 35 next week.
31. They don't lie when they say you're here forever.
Anyone can breathe air too, fruitcup. What's your point?
Better yet, tell your prostitute wife before I pull up with a bat and club your skull in. Cherish the moments.
what is it with you morons and being stuck 20 years in the past? it's like a psychological thing at this point. the past is dead, forget it. you're yearning for a television screen for frick's sake.
make something now, something real. there's new things to do, new people to meet, new experiences to have. turn and face the sunrise.
I'm 25 years old and a virgin. It's unironically over. Reminiscing about being a dumb kid is all I have. Despite having had a shitty childhood, at least I has the hope of things getting better. They never did.
Same, but worse, turning 28 in two months, I've been neeting for 6-7 years, never having worked in my life, and having completed no higher education or trade.
Euthanasia should be legal in all 1st world countries.
we're currently in the best period of human existence, you'd see it too if you turned off the doom porn and went outside once in a while. I'm 27 btw dumbass
>present day is the best period of human existence
explain yourself homie, cuz you can not be frickin serious, this is the most soulless time to be alive
again, if you turn off the doom porn and go outside and stop b***hing about muh roman empire societal collapse you'll see that it has never been easier to make money, it has never been easier to meet people from anywhere, it has never been easier to learn anything you want, it has never been easier to exist. people who whine about modernity are spoiled, end of.
>money
Pretty much irrelevant. What is money to someone who has a well, a cabin some land etc >meet people from anywhere
Okay? I don't see how that makes life better I only need to know a few people preferably near me >learn anything
Again, to what end?
7 months ago
Anonymous
lmao moron, ngmi. have fun daydreaming about directv for the next 20 years.
>we're currently in the best period of human existence
No we are not. That was decades ago.
>No we are not.
Yes we are.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>economy is shit >violence is on the rise >literally everyone complains about being unhappy, from boomers to zoomers
Don't see how we're in the best period, unless you're counting the 70s, 80s, and 90s as being in the same era as us.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You're a grown man who lives with his mom and you're allowed to live being this lazy. People will complain about any situation because they're stupid like you.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>economy is shit
poor people have always existed and will always exist, and as long as you're not a complete moron there a million ways to make money every day.
>violence is on the rise
go outside, see no crime. wow that was easy, we saved the city. funny you mention the 80s and 90s a couple lines later, you should see what NYC and LA looked like back then.
>literally everyone complains about being unhappy, from boomers to zoomers
who gives a frick, most people are lazy, obese, live off of fast food and are on antidepressants. the whole point I'm trying to make is you shouldn't just decide to be a miserable homosexual because everyone else is.
you have been programmed by media, social media, and bad actors on HERE of all places trying to convince you to just roll over and die. you are mentally weak for giving in to propaganda.
>we're currently in the best period of human existence
>dude le news screenshot
fricking homosexual.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Ironic you call other “programmed” when you ignore all the shit in the world while plugging your fingers in your ears.
7 months ago
Anonymous
there has always been "shit" dumbass
>poor people always existed
Economy is still shit moron. Inflation is ridiculous wages are shit >crime
Is rising almost everywhere that matters >mindless drivel
Nothing was said here
>muh reasons
those have always existed. never won't exist. imagine buying a house in the 80s. >muh crime
see
>economy is shit
poor people have always existed and will always exist, and as long as you're not a complete moron there a million ways to make money every day.
>violence is on the rise
go outside, see no crime. wow that was easy, we saved the city. funny you mention the 80s and 90s a couple lines later, you should see what NYC and LA looked like back then.
>literally everyone complains about being unhappy, from boomers to zoomers
who gives a frick, most people are lazy, obese, live off of fast food and are on antidepressants. the whole point I'm trying to make is you shouldn't just decide to be a miserable homosexual because everyone else is.
you have been programmed by media, social media, and bad actors on HERE of all places trying to convince you to just roll over and die. you are mentally weak for giving in to propaganda.
[...] >dude le news screenshot
fricking homosexual.
now frick off
>poor people have always existed
That means the economy isn't shit now? It means gas isn't expensive? >go outside, see no crime
Wow, can't believe there's no crime in my all white town. Too bad the city next door has constant robberies.
>muh gas
imagine b***hing about something that literally nobody on this side of the planet can change. what a cheese-brained boomer point. ngmi
>Too bad the city next door has constant robberies.
yes, it is too bad. you almost got it for a second there.
imagine being this fricking delusional
imagine being this much of an NPC. go crawl back into your hole and die while reminiscing about fricking disney channel then if the world is so shit. the rest of us will leave you behind.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>it's fine that the economy is shit because we can't fix it anyway
Lmao are you serious? Are you reading what you're typing?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Typing "muh" doesn't magically make the issues not real anon. I dunno who you think this works on
7 months ago
Anonymous
Saying muh economy and muh crime instantly makes those problems stop.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>poor people always existed
Economy is still shit moron. Inflation is ridiculous wages are shit >crime
Is rising almost everywhere that matters >mindless drivel
Nothing was said here
7 months ago
Anonymous
>poor people have always existed
That means the economy isn't shit now? It means gas isn't expensive? >go outside, see no crime
Wow, can't believe there's no crime in my all white town. Too bad the city next door has constant robberies.
7 months ago
Anonymous
imagine being this fricking delusional
7 months ago
Anonymous
Actual moron.
7 months ago
Anonymous
worst post I've seen in my life
7 months ago
Anonymous
It's so bad it's probably bait.
7 months ago
Anonymous
It is just a Mutt leftist that is butthurt that people are more nostalgic for the past than the BLM LGBT hellhole that is now.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>dude people on twitter post hashtag BLM the west has fallen
fricking lmaoing my ass off over here. you can't really be this neurotic. goddamn you people really have the IQ of rats don't you, screaming and running on command.
>it's fine that the economy is shit because we can't fix it anyway
Lmao are you serious? Are you reading what you're typing?
I accept your concession.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>can't even respond
So you realized what you said is moronic kek. If only you could admit you were wrong.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I already accepted your concession, you can go back to daydreaming about the comcast channel select screen, that'll surely fix the economy. any future replies will be ignored.
7 months ago
Anonymous
All it took was one reply for you to throw away your entire argument kek. Your concession is accepted, you're not even willing to argue your point because even you know it's moronic.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>channel select screen
Zoomers don't even know what it's called. How sad is that?
Go back to tiktok.
7 months ago
Anonymous
you sound exactly like that other guy who just lost to me. I accept your concession as well.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You sound exactly like a moron who got btfo'd by everyone else in this thread. Keep crying because you lost.
7 months ago
Anonymous
look when I say I accept your concession that's the end of the argument. got it? I have enough shit to deal with in my life you doom porn addicts are not worth my time. like you have no clue what it's like trans folk on this website butthole. so frick you
7 months ago
Anonymous
Kek but there's a good chance he actually is a troon.
It was so comfy to just see what random shit was on. The equivalent nowadays is mindlessly scrolling through social media I guess, not nearly as comfy.
It was so comfy to just see what random shit was on. The equivalent nowadays is mindlessly scrolling through social media I guess, not nearly as comfy.
I have a board game where you have to channel surf, it looks fun but I'll never be able to play it. 🙁
You can still subscribe to cable you morons, gayest fake nostalgia attempt on this website.
That's a good thing. You browse till you find something tolerable and watch that. It's not amazing so you're good after 30 min. Then you go to do something else. If you really like a show then you know what time it's on so you can plan your day.
In 2023 zoomers like you have instant unfettered access to all the TV, movies, porn, gore videos, and whatever else you want so you can watch it for hours. Your dopamine receptors are fried, making you miserable.
We were too poor to ever get digital cable when I was a kid, at *best* we had analog cable for a few years off and on when I was a teen.
You'd have to go to channel 2 and watch the entire list of channels scroll by to see what's on. It was kino
Bitch, please, no one can top the magical melodies of Zamfir, Master of the Pan flute. Even Ted Turner couldn't contain the Zamfir take over of Superstation TBS everyday.
Makes me remember that brief period where Batman TAS and Superman TAS were on Disney XD. Which is kinda weird in retrospect when you think about how WB would probably never allow that ever again.
>It's 6pm Friday. You have three friends from school over. Steven brought his N64 with four controllers and rumble packs. Your mother is coming home soon and she's picking up pizzas. Dad (this is before the divorce) got out the new Star Wars movie, Wild Wild West, and Armageddon on video. You don't know it, but you will never be this happy again.
>Zoomer pretending that they were around then. >Uh, we all ate pizza hut every night and rented le heckin movies and played N64 and mario 64 was in every household and le Disney Channel and le WB and le nickelodeon and le heckin cool ads on tv and le popular movies and and le consoom and and le
People always associate their childhood with the garbage they ate and watched.
I associate my childhood with the moments those things existed in.
We are not the same. Subhuman homosexual.
Forest from trees. Black folk associate their nostalgia with media consumption and products.
Humans associate them with moments and memories.
Stop eating processed junk and use your mind for once, homosexual.
Cartoon Network seems to be trying harder than nick or disney since they do change up schedule more and just made the throwback thing which everyone likes. Nick and Disney only seem to do different things around holidays and even thbjsmt much. The teen nick throwback ended last year and disney is doing nothing really
>just made the throwback thing which everyone likes
Had no clue about this, but looked at their schedule and it says they're playing Dexter's Lab, Ed Edd and Eddy, and Billy and Mandy later. Seems based.
Isn't that programming block part of adult swim? I caught it a few weeks back and those two hours were some of the best tv I've watched in a very long time.
OP here. I just harvested all of your psychic energy with my shitty thread. That's right, you just got psychically cucked by yours truly. All the energy you spent arguing in this thread? Mine now b***h. But hey, don't be too upset, at least it's in the hands of someone who knows what to do with it now.
>big time rush
>Disney XD
Underage or just out of high school
Oh my... take me back
Try just out of college and soon to be married
>soon to be married
RIP
>Early 20s and throwing his life away for some literal prostitute
You know how people pretend that being a mother automagically makes your opinion valid? This is the same thing. Anyone can cum in some b***h and have her shit out some ugly little goblin. Anyone can marry a prostitute. I sincerely hope you guys get home invaded and you have to watch her have good dick for the first time in her shitty life. homosexual.
31. They don't lie when they say you're here forever.
Anyone can be a virgin and seethe on Cinemaphile too.
Anyone can breathe air too, fruitcup. What's your point?
Better yet, tell your prostitute wife before I pull up with a bat and club your skull in. Cherish the moments.
About a Boy is a good movie.
I'm unironically turning 35 next week.
Two months for me. Plan on getting very drunk, very high, and fricking as many bawds as I can
just wait til you're almost 40 haha
what is it with you morons and being stuck 20 years in the past? it's like a psychological thing at this point. the past is dead, forget it. you're yearning for a television screen for frick's sake.
make something now, something real. there's new things to do, new people to meet, new experiences to have. turn and face the sunrise.
>20 years
>2010
>20 years
>you now realize 2010 was 65% of 20 years ago
yea the future looks bright
>yea
not the same word as yeah. completely makes you sound like a gay
sorry I must've dropped the h in your mother's c**t
I'm 25 years old and a virgin. It's unironically over. Reminiscing about being a dumb kid is all I have. Despite having had a shitty childhood, at least I has the hope of things getting better. They never did.
>It's unironically over.
no it's not you dumb homosexual. you're being a b***h.
You would have a nice day if you were me.
I've been lower than you, I can guarantee that. the difference was I woke up one day and decided to stop being a b***h and get to work
Same, but worse, turning 28 in two months, I've been neeting for 6-7 years, never having worked in my life, and having completed no higher education or trade.
Euthanasia should be legal in all 1st world countries.
its embarrassing how schizos think their life is already over at 25. you don't even know how much you have yet to lose
NTA but I've always envisioned turning 25 as the end of my life. Don't know what I'll do in 2 years when that happens.
if present times werent so fricking gay we wouldnt be missing the past so much, you had to be there, if you were you'd miss it too zoombie
we're currently in the best period of human existence, you'd see it too if you turned off the doom porn and went outside once in a while. I'm 27 btw dumbass
>present day is the best period of human existence
explain yourself homie, cuz you can not be frickin serious, this is the most soulless time to be alive
again, if you turn off the doom porn and go outside and stop b***hing about muh roman empire societal collapse you'll see that it has never been easier to make money, it has never been easier to meet people from anywhere, it has never been easier to learn anything you want, it has never been easier to exist. people who whine about modernity are spoiled, end of.
>money
Pretty much irrelevant. What is money to someone who has a well, a cabin some land etc
>meet people from anywhere
Okay? I don't see how that makes life better I only need to know a few people preferably near me
>learn anything
Again, to what end?
lmao moron, ngmi. have fun daydreaming about directv for the next 20 years.
>No we are not.
Yes we are.
>economy is shit
>violence is on the rise
>literally everyone complains about being unhappy, from boomers to zoomers
Don't see how we're in the best period, unless you're counting the 70s, 80s, and 90s as being in the same era as us.
You're a grown man who lives with his mom and you're allowed to live being this lazy. People will complain about any situation because they're stupid like you.
>economy is shit
poor people have always existed and will always exist, and as long as you're not a complete moron there a million ways to make money every day.
>violence is on the rise
go outside, see no crime. wow that was easy, we saved the city. funny you mention the 80s and 90s a couple lines later, you should see what NYC and LA looked like back then.
>literally everyone complains about being unhappy, from boomers to zoomers
who gives a frick, most people are lazy, obese, live off of fast food and are on antidepressants. the whole point I'm trying to make is you shouldn't just decide to be a miserable homosexual because everyone else is.
you have been programmed by media, social media, and bad actors on HERE of all places trying to convince you to just roll over and die. you are mentally weak for giving in to propaganda.
>dude le news screenshot
fricking homosexual.
Ironic you call other “programmed” when you ignore all the shit in the world while plugging your fingers in your ears.
there has always been "shit" dumbass
>muh reasons
those have always existed. never won't exist. imagine buying a house in the 80s.
>muh crime
see
now frick off
>muh gas
imagine b***hing about something that literally nobody on this side of the planet can change. what a cheese-brained boomer point. ngmi
>Too bad the city next door has constant robberies.
yes, it is too bad. you almost got it for a second there.
imagine being this much of an NPC. go crawl back into your hole and die while reminiscing about fricking disney channel then if the world is so shit. the rest of us will leave you behind.
>it's fine that the economy is shit because we can't fix it anyway
Lmao are you serious? Are you reading what you're typing?
Typing "muh" doesn't magically make the issues not real anon. I dunno who you think this works on
Saying muh economy and muh crime instantly makes those problems stop.
>poor people always existed
Economy is still shit moron. Inflation is ridiculous wages are shit
>crime
Is rising almost everywhere that matters
>mindless drivel
Nothing was said here
>poor people have always existed
That means the economy isn't shit now? It means gas isn't expensive?
>go outside, see no crime
Wow, can't believe there's no crime in my all white town. Too bad the city next door has constant robberies.
imagine being this fricking delusional
Actual moron.
worst post I've seen in my life
It's so bad it's probably bait.
It is just a Mutt leftist that is butthurt that people are more nostalgic for the past than the BLM LGBT hellhole that is now.
>dude people on twitter post hashtag BLM the west has fallen
fricking lmaoing my ass off over here. you can't really be this neurotic. goddamn you people really have the IQ of rats don't you, screaming and running on command.
I accept your concession.
>can't even respond
So you realized what you said is moronic kek. If only you could admit you were wrong.
I already accepted your concession, you can go back to daydreaming about the comcast channel select screen, that'll surely fix the economy. any future replies will be ignored.
All it took was one reply for you to throw away your entire argument kek. Your concession is accepted, you're not even willing to argue your point because even you know it's moronic.
>channel select screen
Zoomers don't even know what it's called. How sad is that?
Go back to tiktok.
you sound exactly like that other guy who just lost to me. I accept your concession as well.
You sound exactly like a moron who got btfo'd by everyone else in this thread. Keep crying because you lost.
look when I say I accept your concession that's the end of the argument. got it? I have enough shit to deal with in my life you doom porn addicts are not worth my time. like you have no clue what it's like trans folk on this website butthole. so frick you
Kek but there's a good chance he actually is a troon.
>never been easier to make money
im listening...
>we're currently in the best period of human existence
No we are not. That was decades ago.
>we're currently in the best period of human existence
If you would like to have a nice day, but can't because you are coward, the past is the only thing you have left.
Oh man guys, I just had the worst dream. All I can remember is that a disease was going around and Donald Trump was elected president.
The reality show guy? You're fired! haha
I miss proper channel surfing.
It was so comfy to just see what random shit was on. The equivalent nowadays is mindlessly scrolling through social media I guess, not nearly as comfy.
I have a board game where you have to channel surf, it looks fun but I'll never be able to play it. 🙁
What game and why can't you play it?
Probably "flip through channels until you find X"
I assume cards.
You can still subscribe to cable you morons, gayest fake nostalgia attempt on this website.
Modern cable isn't the same. You wouldn't know if you're a young zoomer or Gen Alpha, you never experienced analog.
If you subscribed to cable, you'd know how long it now takes to change the channel. It's ridiculous.
get an antenna, reruns of old shows and movies are based compared to the pozzed shit now
that's what my dad did, too cheap to pay for satellite
rose tinted glasses. it sucked and channel surfing was only done when you were bored af
That's a good thing. You browse till you find something tolerable and watch that. It's not amazing so you're good after 30 min. Then you go to do something else. If you really like a show then you know what time it's on so you can plan your day.
In 2023 zoomers like you have instant unfettered access to all the TV, movies, porn, gore videos, and whatever else you want so you can watch it for hours. Your dopamine receptors are fried, making you miserable.
were both here. dont act like youre superior
I'm trans-gen, I identify as a zoomer
We were too poor to ever get digital cable when I was a kid, at *best* we had analog cable for a few years off and on when I was a teen.
You'd have to go to channel 2 and watch the entire list of channels scroll by to see what's on. It was kino
Same except it was channel 75
For me it was channel 55
STEP THE FRICK ASIDE
Bitch, please, no one can top the magical melodies of Zamfir, Master of the Pan flute. Even Ted Turner couldn't contain the Zamfir take over of Superstation TBS everyday.
Makes me remember that brief period where Batman TAS and Superman TAS were on Disney XD. Which is kinda weird in retrospect when you think about how WB would probably never allow that ever again.
>BTR mentioned
FUUUUUCCKKK
VGH.... 2009-2010 Time Warner Cable guide.... SOVL....
I can't wait to die.
I can't wait to live.
>boomers when they see a digital TV screen
>It's 6pm Friday. You have three friends from school over. Steven brought his N64 with four controllers and rumble packs. Your mother is coming home soon and she's picking up pizzas. Dad (this is before the divorce) got out the new Star Wars movie, Wild Wild West, and Armageddon on video. You don't know it, but you will never be this happy again.
>Zoomer pretending that they were around then.
>Uh, we all ate pizza hut every night and rented le heckin movies and played N64 and mario 64 was in every household and le Disney Channel and le WB and le nickelodeon and le heckin cool ads on tv and le popular movies and and le consoom and and le
People always associate their childhood with the garbage they ate and watched.
I associate my childhood with the moments those things existed in.
We are not the same. Subhuman homosexual.
>I associate my childhood with the moments those things existed in.
What?
Forest from trees. Black folk associate their nostalgia with media consumption and products.
Humans associate them with moments and memories.
Stop eating processed junk and use your mind for once, homosexual.
Is my show on?
anyone else miss making your own custom channel set up?
Glad to see this is still an American website with American nostalgia.
Cartoon Network seems to be trying harder than nick or disney since they do change up schedule more and just made the throwback thing which everyone likes. Nick and Disney only seem to do different things around holidays and even thbjsmt much. The teen nick throwback ended last year and disney is doing nothing really
>just made the throwback thing which everyone likes
Had no clue about this, but looked at their schedule and it says they're playing Dexter's Lab, Ed Edd and Eddy, and Billy and Mandy later. Seems based.
Isn't that programming block part of adult swim? I caught it a few weeks back and those two hours were some of the best tv I've watched in a very long time.
Uhh mine was always on Animal Planet
OP here. I just harvested all of your psychic energy with my shitty thread. That's right, you just got psychically cucked by yours truly. All the energy you spent arguing in this thread? Mine now b***h. But hey, don't be too upset, at least it's in the hands of someone who knows what to do with it now.
Enjoy my psychic energy from my posts. Use it responsibly.