Just look at this gaycope. You're just lucky asses feel better to frick. I've never not enjoyed a pussy but you must have had shit on your dick more times than you can count.
Well the world isn't living in a post apocalypse zombie land where some farm gal who hasn't been around men in a long time decides to frick the first young guy to come around.
if you are a Chad, yeah constantly a cousin (who is kinda of an butthole and don't like him) has had women ALWAYS through themselves at him, they ask for car rides just to get naked on their way, has the mothers help him sneak in/out of houses to sleep with their daughters, and more insane shit.
I've had chronic testicular pain that ranges from negligible to debilitating since I was 10 and the best doctors can give me is "take painkillers lol", I'm 35 now.
My left ball has a tiny benign cyst (hydrocele). It doesn't bother me 90% of the time, but that 10% can give me random shocks. Might go to a urologist later this year.
i've always had varicosele in the left ball but recently the right ball hasn't been fully extending and I think I might have slight torsion of like two rotations
Anon, if you want a girl who is incredibly forward about it and has nothing else in common, why would they choose you? They'd go for someone who works out, has a house, a stable job, a nice dick, a nice face. You don't want forward women, you want one that is reserved, that holds back. Go make friends, there'll usually be women in said friend group. Eventually you might become close to one, know them personally, see if they have red flags. If you two like each other, try to hang out alone with them. If it works well, ask if you'd like to be a couple, take the risk. That's how everyone I know does it, that's how I do it. It's how I got the love of my life, an autistic tomboy.
Pick up a hobby then, or volunteer to help. You'll meet some great people that way, and they'll introduce you to their friends if you don't spill your spaghetti too hard. I had to move to the other side of the country to really connect with people, but it was worth it.
No one in my close circle has single friends. They tried to hook me up with a fat chick a couple years ago but I wasn't really into it. Pretty sure they've given up on me at this point but I don't really blame them.
It's never too late friend, but it's a good thing you didn't go through with that one. Not because I think it's objectively bad to go for someone that isn't pretty (but it doesn't hurt), but moreso that it'd be an utter shot in the dark. Relationships built off circumstances like that (tinder, bars, etc) aren't always guaranteed to work.
No one in my close circle has single friends. They tried to hook me up with a fat chick a couple years ago but I wasn't really into it. Pretty sure they've given up on me at this point but I don't really blame them.
Because women like rage are considered “easy” by men and denigrated as bawds and prostitutes.
Men really are their own biggest impediment to getting laid. They complain about women not fricking them and then punish women who put out lmao
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She was even better in Supernatural, and spoke with her native British accent
Half the vast of walking dead were brits using fake American accents
I wanna have sex
no thanks, veganas are disgusting
It’s basically a penis that’s been shrunk to an abnormally small size (the clitoris) and then a ball sack that’s erupted and curled up around itself
veganas are just inside out penises
Our are penises just blown-out veganas? Is the male the ultimate roastie?
Moids have a big roastie flap with ovaries inside.
If veganas are inverted penises, does frickin them make you gay?
100%
This, you're basically gay if you stick your dick in there. Men have nipples too so it's also gay if you suck a woman's boobs.
If women are also men then nothing is gay.
thats the gayest thing ive ever heard
If frickin veganas makes you gay, isnt fricking the ass the nongay sex?
Never thought of it like that.
Just look at this gaycope. You're just lucky asses feel better to frick. I've never not enjoyed a pussy but you must have had shit on your dick more times than you can count.
many of them look like eldritch horrors, and smell even worse
>H.P Loveshaft
Just stick your dick innit homo.
>t. gaybois
nah dude you’re just a horny cuck
Nah, its just roasties being toasty.
This. Have you ever been up close with a vegana? Face to face? No thanks. Not for me.
That’s fine, humans are supposed to be attracted to secondary sexual characteristics, rather than the actual sex organ itself
Do women really talk like that? Has something like that ever happened in real life?
No. Most film is female propaganda.
Women don't talk irl anon, touch grass
Rarely, but does happen. If you are much more attractive than a girl and you two are alone, you'll get conversations along this line.
Well the world isn't living in a post apocalypse zombie land where some farm gal who hasn't been around men in a long time decides to frick the first young guy to come around.
I encountered someone that aggressive but she was also a fuggo. Still did anyways.
if you are a Chad, yeah constantly a cousin (who is kinda of an butthole and don't like him) has had women ALWAYS through themselves at him, they ask for car rides just to get naked on their way, has the mothers help him sneak in/out of houses to sleep with their daughters, and more insane shit.
Chads just live in a very different world.
How did he stop himself instantly raping her on the spot
iz only the smells
great tv show
this made me pro-amwf no cap
Anything is better than white girls with nogs
Yeah let's repopulate the world with a bunch of moronic hapas
one of my balls started periodically aching recently
might be cancer
feel for a lump and talk to a dr
My balls ache because I’m horny as frick and I keep getting reminded I’ll never have sex.
I've had chronic testicular pain that ranges from negligible to debilitating since I was 10 and the best doctors can give me is "take painkillers lol", I'm 35 now.
My left ball has a tiny benign cyst (hydrocele). It doesn't bother me 90% of the time, but that 10% can give me random shocks. Might go to a urologist later this year.
Same. Had it since thr 7th grade. Sacrry as frick
i've always had varicosele in the left ball but recently the right ball hasn't been fully extending and I think I might have slight torsion of like two rotations
I have spermatoceles on both balls. It makes them ache slightly from time to time but it also makes them bigger.
Why can't b***hes just be this forward bros? I'm tired of the gay song and dance courting rituals.
Women hate men more than men hate women. They are spiteful, envious creatures.
Imagine the slimiest and cringiest incel chud you can think of and that’s the baseline average for most women.
Uh they are man. But with me it’s only really fat girls.
Anon, if you want a girl who is incredibly forward about it and has nothing else in common, why would they choose you? They'd go for someone who works out, has a house, a stable job, a nice dick, a nice face. You don't want forward women, you want one that is reserved, that holds back. Go make friends, there'll usually be women in said friend group. Eventually you might become close to one, know them personally, see if they have red flags. If you two like each other, try to hang out alone with them. If it works well, ask if you'd like to be a couple, take the risk. That's how everyone I know does it, that's how I do it. It's how I got the love of my life, an autistic tomboy.
I had to move for work and have no friends yet.
Also I'm almost a wizard
Pick up a hobby then, or volunteer to help. You'll meet some great people that way, and they'll introduce you to their friends if you don't spill your spaghetti too hard. I had to move to the other side of the country to really connect with people, but it was worth it.
It's never too late friend, but it's a good thing you didn't go through with that one. Not because I think it's objectively bad to go for someone that isn't pretty (but it doesn't hurt), but moreso that it'd be an utter shot in the dark. Relationships built off circumstances like that (tinder, bars, etc) aren't always guaranteed to work.
No one in my close circle has single friends. They tried to hook me up with a fat chick a couple years ago but I wasn't really into it. Pretty sure they've given up on me at this point but I don't really blame them.
Because the courting ritual is there to make sure you're normal
Because women like rage are considered “easy” by men and denigrated as bawds and prostitutes.
Men really are their own biggest impediment to getting laid. They complain about women not fricking them and then punish women who put out lmao
You wouldn’t even understand why you’re wrong, roastie. Stick to quilting next time.
Categorically is such a zoomed word
Season 2 Maggie a whole snack
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She was even better in Supernatural, and spoke with her native British accent
Half the vast of walking dead were brits using fake American accents
This thread is gay and you're all weird
Am op. I just wanted to talk about zombies -_-
Look at how they massacred my thread
Don’t reply to homosexual bloggers
I wanna have sex with a willing, unpaid woman so badly
You forgot good looking
Literally try asking your auntie