On the bright side, he no longer remembers his hideous daughter.
Waiting for inevitable 911 call of his panicked family saying hes fighting terrorists on the roof thinking Die Hard was real
>Why are you filming me? Get that damn camera outta my face? Who are you?! Why are my underwear soaked?
We already filmed your scenes, Bruce
Frontal lobe dementia isn’t where you forget things. It’s basically where you become an butthole and have no filter and like randomly say rude things to people out of the blue
Bruce seemed to get a double helping because I'm sure all the stories on him said he'd been steadily losing the ability to remember even his basic surroundings, he was fed lines through an earpiece because he couldn't retain anything
Before this all came out I legit thought he was just phoning it in with all those no name movies where he was basically acting like seagal.
Didn't realise he was legitimately mentally impaired.
I was watching some of his movies from last year before he officially retired. The movies are 1hr30m long and he's only in it for about 10-15 minutes and looks totally lost in each one.
Because you charge a million dollars a day and we can only film you for one day so we'll film all scenes that need you in the shot and everything else with you will be done with a stand in doing over the shoulder and shadowed profile shots
>I always film my scenes first. Do you know why? Because I am first in everything. You have to be first in life. Always be first in life. >*fade to black* >#SigmaMale
We might have had a perfect trilogy if Bruce's dementia didn't force Shyamalan to rush this film out of the door before he became completely unable to act. A damn shame.
Most of us will end much worse than Bruce Willis. Many boomers will end up in old folks homes being abused by Shaniqua. But millennials and zoomers won't even have enough money or children. There's gonna be a huge business of companies that will clean up the mess and the smell of all the people that will die alone in their homes
>w-why are you filming me at all? Am I an actor? What’s going on?
Frontal lobe dementia isn’t where you forget things. It’s basically where you become an butthole and have no filter and like randomly say rude things to people out of the blue
Bruce seemed to get a double helping because I'm sure all the stories on him said he'd been steadily losing the ability to remember even his basic surroundings, he was fed lines through an earpiece because he couldn't retain anything
Before this all came out I legit thought he was just phoning it in with all those no name movies where he was basically acting like seagal.
Didn't realise he was legitimately mentally impaired.
It was basically elder abuse, sucks man.
A bliss then
W-why are you filming my scenes first?
On the bright side, he no longer remembers his hideous daughter.
seriously though, how is that even possible? both their parents are attractive
Stripes of a tiger
Willis phenotype is too powerful but on the bright side those daughters can give you chad sons
I jerked to a troony that looks exactly like the left one
Trannies. All of them.
hell if you homos don’t want them, I’ll take all three
All yours gay
Demi's looks are after cosmetic surgery, when she was young she had a boxier face, then add the Bruce genetics
I always found it kind of funny that his wife looks younger and less busted than his children
oh god i'm gonna throw up
Jesus Christ. They're more manly than him
Imagine how manly your sons would be though
Waiting for inevitable 911 call of his panicked family saying hes fighting terrorists on the roof thinking Die Hard was real
On the bright side, he no longer remembers his hideous daughter.
seriously though, how is that even possible? both their parents are attractive
bruce stop
I was watching some of his movies from last year before he officially retired. The movies are 1hr30m long and he's only in it for about 10-15 minutes and looks totally lost in each one.
The ads for them are amazing, they try to sell the whole movie off his name and hes barely in them.
>Why are you filming me? Get that damn camera outta my face? Who are you?! Why are my underwear soaked?
We already filmed your scenes, Bruce
Because you charge a million dollars a day and we can only film you for one day so we'll film all scenes that need you in the shot and everything else with you will be done with a stand in doing over the shoulder and shadowed profile shots
>Get that fricking camera out of my god damn face, you paparazzi piece of shit!
>Bruce, we're filming a scene for *POW* *POW* - ACK!
Yippy yay baby - Jon DieHard
The Return of Bruno: Forgot What I Cane In Here For
I see bed beople - six sonce baby
So does he have aphasia, or does he have alzheimers cow prion disease
austin powders
>either one of us could get dementia some day and there's nothing we can do about it
Grim
Yippy yay baby - Jon DieHard
W-why are you filming my scenes first?
austin powders
is there anything worse than getting dementia?
huh?
I don't know. I forgot
dying in general seems bad, someone should fix it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_insomnia
yeah the one where your wounds heal by developing bones until you're frozen in place
Terminal Boneitis?
bone cancer
is there anything worse than getting dementia?
>I always film my scenes first. Do you know why? Because I am first in everything. You have to be first in life. Always be first in life.
>*fade to black*
>#SigmaMale
Remember when Mike and Jay ridiculed a senior citizen?
We might have had a perfect trilogy if Bruce's dementia didn't force Shyamalan to rush this film out of the door before he became completely unable to act. A damn shame.
Bruce was always a mediocre actor. le gruff white man action hero #4752105 that boomers were obsessed with in the late 70s and 80s for some reason.
>for some reason
We just have more testosterone than you, boy.
Most of us will end much worse than Bruce Willis. Many boomers will end up in old folks homes being abused by Shaniqua. But millennials and zoomers won't even have enough money or children. There's gonna be a huge business of companies that will clean up the mess and the smell of all the people that will die alone in their homes
That's why I'm gonna kill myself after I squander whatever little savings I can muster
>10 years ago
Jesus.