>wahh it's too dark

>wahh it's too dark

No it's not. It's a 10/10 kino.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it's too dark for you marvel watching manchildren where you need everything in videogame esque bloom and sunlight lmao

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that movie was dogshit and I'm not even gonna humor the idea that somebody actually considers it 10/10. You're not valid, you're not recognized and you are not seen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're a dickhead. It's genuinely an 8/10 at least.

      Calm down there kid, its good but like very mid

      >Mid
      Gtfo zoomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You're not valid
      You're heckin ugly and not valid sweaty chub.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Calm down there kid, its good but like very mid

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    one of the edgiest movies ever, it really did what it promised, I consider anyone that hates it an npc.
    Btw did you know that originally the survivors were also killed by the military? but the test audience didnt like it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty cool. would have been more realistic

      It would've benefitted from some better lighting, that much is true. It's an ok movie though, better than the first part imo.

      There's nothing wrong with the lighting. Aliens look shit in lighting

      >not in futuristic setting
      it already failed from the beginning

      >LE HECKIN BASED STARS AND SPACE
      >I FRICKING LOVE SCIENCE

      frick off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Test audiences are so dumb. The test audience originally hated that Vader killed the Emperor in episode III so they instead had him kill him when they made Return of the Jedi in 2006 or whatever year.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick crack are you smoking

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he's pretending to not know the stories and names of star wars movies so that his friends on Cinemaphile don't make fun of him for liking star wars (NOT ALLOWED)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait I swear this movie ends with a nuke getting dropped on everyone?
      Am I high?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        4 people leave in helicopter

        shaky cam/ close up
        shaky cam/ close up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, disgusting
          Movie still solid though, might get drunk and watch it again
          Also imagine thinking this is bad as far as shakycam and tight shots are concerned, kids these days don't know how bad some movies were

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That ending is total bs. We didn't get to see who won the fight and the predator's entire mission was for nothing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I always assumed it was a no win thing anyway, both of them were gonna succumb to their wounds pretty soon
          What would've been cooler is the predalien dying immediately after the head stab and the predator being responsible for blowing the whole town to frick, but all anyone does when they make a predator/avp movie is make the predators job hard as frick the whole time and then maybe self destruct
          Except maybe the predator that teams up w the black chick in the first avp and spin maneuvers a spear into a queen alien, that dude had a huge dick despite still getting killed some xeno c**t

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the ending is very realistic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >edgy
      Get a better vocabulary, gay.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would've benefitted from some better lighting, that much is true. It's an ok movie though, better than the first part imo.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    test

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do these threads always die so fast? Why is the Alien & Predator fandom such a graveyard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      these last few days have been like 50% avp threads on Cinemaphile since prey dropped

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not in futuristic setting
    it already failed from the beginning

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fricking garbage sequel. I remember being bored AF when I watched it 15 years ago, and I still feel the same way today.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      T. Zoomer ADHD on medication brain rotted by videogame and internet

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we could get a AvP movie with the original creature designs.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AVP is an insanely entertaining movie.
    It's not a great Alien movie, it's not a great Predator movie, but it is a fricking great action movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >AVP is an insanely entertaining movie.
      avp is an insanely shitty turd

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how did they get to the point where they nuked a whole city? who send word of the aliens? it implies theyve dealt with this before, so they knew what to expect

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the first one problem was the rating, other than that I liked it, my biggest problem is how fast the aliens work in that

      it was necessary to contain the xenos, and originally the yutani woman had this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why would the company try to get a xeno in alien when they had them already?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          maybe they escaped

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah my favorite part is the teenage romance

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not only is it too dark,
    but it is full of shaky cam and close ups. very distracting.full of shaky close ups

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shaky cam/ close up
      shaky cam/ close up

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a very cold and ugly film, both visually and thematically. Makes me feel unclean watching it.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when they say its too dark they mean they fricked up the contrast in production
    im serious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would've benefitted from some better lighting, that much is true. It's an ok movie though, better than the first part imo.

      it is not just the darkness and lack of light
      the whole thing is full of shaky quick cuts and shaky close ups

      not only is it too dark,
      but it is full of shaky cam and close ups. very distracting.full of shaky close ups

      shaky cam/ close up
      shaky cam/ close up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i dont give a shit aboot their shaky cam shit, that was a big fad for movies around that time

        peoples biggest complaint is the contrast frickup ruining the film since its mostly shot at night in dark rooms
        it doesnt matter how much you frick with your tv settings either since the contrast(black levels) was fricked in production

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          LOOK LITTLEE NUGGA THE SHAKY CAM ADDS TO THE AWFULLNESS OF THIS SHIT CAKE

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i dont give a shit one way or another aboot the shaky cam, ive seen too many movies in my life even before it that i didnt even notice it since i couldn't see any of the fricking action happening in the pure black hard contrast

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              look at the clip i posted again, even if the lights were fixed, the close ups and shaky cam dont let you see nothing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the dark fricked up contrast doesn't let you see anything
                dumbshit

                it was fricked in editing
                how stupid are you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lol is this from AVPR?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                elysium
                but thats how avpr feels

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Gonna post this gif anytime I see modern film industry apologism.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure it's one of those socialist African movies by the district 9 guy

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >10/10
    Not even the braindead npcs liked this movie OP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it. 10/10 would be generous though.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >thread becomes autists arguing over which frick up killed the movie more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its kind of a big deal when you have to struggle to see whats happening in the movie

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know about 10/10.

    The plot goes sideways at least twice. But it is good and better than some of the standalones.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >better than some of the standalones
      Honestly nah. Alien Resurrection has great effects, set design and is just that weird frogkino tone. The Predator is so firmly and confidently moronic that it becomes amusing. AVPR has neither such quality.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just watched this earlier today, FBIanon

    but yes, AVPR is overhated, slightly. people blow the le dark thing out of proportion, but what really brought it down for me was the late 90s high school drama

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you literally cant see much

      not only is it too dark,
      but it is full of shaky cam and close ups. very distracting.full of shaky close ups

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you literally cant see much
        try watching in infrared

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shooting in the dark is a good way to cover up a tiny budget. Not a bad movie, but yes too dark to see what was going on. Did like the sheriff guy.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The infirmary scene was kino

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The roastie getting nailed to the wall was kino

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the pregnancy stuff was too mean spirited for me. Kill the kid, kill the dog i don't care, but aliens eating an unborn baby is too dark

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AVPR fans will call you a pleb for not jerking off to it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so you are pro life
      i agree king, dead babies is satanic shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no its not, even the bible tells how to abort baby

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder they released this on Christmas Day 2008 too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        reminder that i saw it opening day and the theater was in manhattan and it was 100 percent black audience except me and my friend, and this guy who brought his kids and one of them in a stroller. then the kids were bothering some guy and then they were about to get into a fight and another audience member was all 'oh man, not again, EVERY TIME'. i guess fights break out when its mostly black audience lol. enjoyed the movie for wolf scenes but otherwise meh. also, i bought the blu-ray so i can fap to the scene where the predalien inserts eggs into the woman's throat and you see the glug glug glug as it passed down into her esophagus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nooooo you can't be mean-spirited and edgy in a HORROR franchise

      Alien was literally a movie about being raped by an alien monster because the unknowable terror of the cosmos doesn't give a shit about your humanity. I bet you cried when Newt and Hicks died in Alien3 too, homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        some lines shouldn't be crossed, rabbi

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >noooo muh heckin baberinos!
          >he says, as he advocates for an ethnostate and the genocide of israelites and undesirables

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Alien demonstrated a respect for the violence on display. Each character is unique and memorable and serves a narrative purpose that isn't exclusively being killed. Alien also had the good sense to imply horrible violence rather than provide a gratuitous view of, say, the Alien veganally impaling Lambert until she died. AVPR has no respect for its characters or its violence. It's a film that is made with nihilism.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I bet you cried when Newt and Hicks died in Alien3 too, homosexual
        That a problem

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's alright. I give it a 6/10.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Half an ounce of camel semen is worth more than you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sounds delicious

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love how these AVPR threads are always filled with people thinking “it’s too dark” is referring to its tone and not that you literally can’t see shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow, it's almost like we're discussing two different things

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As an Alien and Predator homosexual AVPR was garbage. Some teen high school Jason Voorhees characters and the design of the predator xeno sucked, it just had a predator's head and dreads but no long head thing, but still had the inner mouth? In case everyone doesnt know the alien's long head is the apparatus for the inner jaw, without that how does the inner jaw even work? Really stupid looking design that ruined the whole movie. Just looked like a predator cosplaying as an alien.
    AVP1 is kinography though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you member all those badass mcfarlane figures he did for the first movie
      those and the halo 3/reach ones he did were sick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yup and I have a shitload of them.
        Or I have like, 15 different aliens, mark-VI Chief, Arbiter, a couple elites, some predators.
        Yeah, back when I had friends we played with them too.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's cool but it's short of kino

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