Wait, so HE was the Phantom Menace! It makes sense now.

Wait, so HE was the Phantom Menace! It makes sense now.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that was sheev

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I think the "phantom menace" is Palpatine. Darth Maul is just the face of Palpatine's plan.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Phantom Menace can be interpreted to be the fake trade dispute thing with Nute Gunray, as it was a cover for the real menace; Darth Sidious, or the exact opposite of that, with Darth Sidious being hidden in the shadows, like a phantom.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Phantom Menace can be interpreted to be the fake trade dispute thing with Nute Gunray, as it was a cover for the real menace
      This is how I interpreted it as a kid.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah when i was 8 i thought the phantom menace was the Federation not paying trade taxes on Naboo, and thus financially facilitating the embargo on their own people without people knowing, that was the phantom part, then I assumed the menace part was the bad faith negotiations from the galactic senate which ultimately wound up hurting the very people it was supposed to benefit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You were a deep thinker as a kid.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >8 years old
          >even understanding embargos, taxes, senate talk, trade

          Am I being trolled?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            do they still give autism tests?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well that’s because you were a dumbfrick kid but you know better now.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            boy was my face red when i figured out it was just a phantom of the opera reference! (learned that when i was 9)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Maybe the real Phantom Menace was the friends we made along the way"
      Name makes sense but it's still an awful name for a movie, specially a Star Wars movie.
      Still better than A New Hope, though.

      This.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    actually it's qui gon jinn - he turned into an invisible ghost at the end

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought anakin was the phantom menace?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "All right you collective heads of knuckle, tell me.... what exactly is the PHANTOM menace"

    i mean it

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    c-can you see him?
    is he showing up in the hologram?
    well, I guess they don't call him "The Phantom Menace" for nothing, hahaha.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Darth Maul fans are the worst part of the star wars fanbase

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        because of TCW, hes fine in it but they think he's this amazing super deep character who can win every fight and deserves screentime in anything over other sith affiliated characters

        you cant talk about dathomir in a star wars project (e.g tv show or video game) without some idiot going "dathomir? I HOPE DARTH MAUL SHOWS UP"
        Even that moron star wars theory thought for a second that the nightsisters were gonna resurrect darth maul in the final episode of ahsoka

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hes fine in it but they think he's this amazing super deep character who can win every fight
          Maul is better written in the old expanded universe. Pretty much the Star Wars equivalent of Guts from Berserk in how unrelenting he is.
          I don't give a shit about Filoniwars.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree, he's a bit too sentimental and bordering on an anti-hero in the current canon. Not a bad character per se, but in the old EU he's pretty much the perfect Sith lackey which is what his character is supposed to be.
            And Old Wounds was kino.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ain't this canon to the current canon?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It takes place pre-Episode 1, so if you want it to, it can be. But technically no, it's Legends, as is Shadow Hunter.
              Pic related is canon though, but barely managed to fall into that category. It was being written when the Lucasfilm Disney transition was happening, and it was envisioned as part of the old canon but made its way to the new canon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          additionally, they excuse his return yet criticise any other character returning

          >darth maul coming back with just the vague "my hatred kept me alive"? SO TRUE!!!!
          >uhhhmmm you cant just resurrect asajj ventress despite her coming from a culture that deals with necromancy all the time! YOU'RE RETCONNING THE LORE!!!!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            because of TCW, hes fine in it but they think he's this amazing super deep character who can win every fight and deserves screentime in anything over other sith affiliated characters

            you cant talk about dathomir in a star wars project (e.g tv show or video game) without some idiot going "dathomir? I HOPE DARTH MAUL SHOWS UP"
            Even that moron star wars theory thought for a second that the nightsisters were gonna resurrect darth maul in the final episode of ahsoka

            Darth Maul fans are the worst part of the star wars fanbase

            Holy seething, ventressgay. They heard your prayers, and you STILL find a way to b***h and be an obnoxious Black person. How sad!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ventress
              Yeah, she's just a genderbent Maul clone. I really like GenndyWars but Komari Vosa > Ventress.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah, she's just a genderbent Maul clone.
                Not exactly. They have quite different backgrounds and stories. Maul is unique in that he is an actual Sith raised from childhood by Palpatine to be a Sith. He isn't a fallen Jedi, he isn't ex-Padawan, like Ventress. He was a Sith his entire life. In that, he is much more interesting.
                >Komari Vosa
                No one knows who that is.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >cant provide a counterargument

              go ahead, tell the class how maul doesnt have an obnoxious fanbase

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because you exist, and you single-handedly outshine anyone in your obnoxiousness and Black personness. You should unironically have a nice day.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I cant form an argument without calling someone a gay or a Black person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Becuse he should have stayed dead. It was stupid when the emperor survived and it was dumb when maul survived.

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