It's kind of weird that his dick is conveniently covered by pants in all his photos and videos since the incident. It's like he's doing out of his way to hide something
A cold flaccid shrunken winter dick is probably the body part most likely to survive a crushing accident and not need any surgery or therapy. The odds are in his dick's favor
Jeremy Renner wife here. Stop talking about my husband scholong. He definitely still has it and we still have sexual intercourse at least once a day.
If you insist into telling these lies, I will sue you all. I swear it on my husband penis grave
a dick transplant is possible right? I trust in the indomitable human spirit. If we dont have the technology yet we will. You hear me Jeremy, WE WONT BETRAY YOU!!!
Former intern at Jeremy Renners hospital here. I was handed the wiener on the day they found it. Then I run up all 8 floors but it was too late, it had thawed, thereby ruining all hope for Jeremy Renner to once again have a penis.
Jeremy Renner wife here. Stop talking about my husband scholong. He definitely still has it and we still have sexual intercourse at least once a day.
If you insist into telling these lies, I will sue you all. I swear it on my husband penis grave
It's kind of weird that his dick is conveniently covered by pants in all his photos and videos since the incident. It's like he's doing out of his way to hide something
hehehe
mourning wood
A cold flaccid shrunken winter dick is probably the body part most likely to survive a crushing accident and not need any surgery or therapy. The odds are in his dick's favor
>The odds are in his dick's favor
so he really is just a guy attached to a dick and not the other way around?
scrotum sitrep?
BENIS STATUS?
Glans gestalt?
He needs his own rap verse reference
Like
700 on the horses, when we fixin' to leave
But I don't frick with horses, since Christopher Reeves
Why would anyone rap about a snow plow?
castration situation?
is his phallus still connected?
'fraid not
We don't have the technology. We can't rebuild him.
Schwartz reports?
nada
Conception projection?
kek
Do we have the technology to rebuild his erection?
Penile approximation?
Chode mode?
How's his schlong come along?
Where's my penis
it is safe?
it is alright?
genital dossier?
His penis and balls were torn off by a snow plow
THIS MAN HAS NO PENIS
THIS MAN HAS NO PENIS
NO PENIS NO PENIS
THE NO PENIS MAN
a dick transplant is possible right? I trust in the indomitable human spirit. If we dont have the technology yet we will. You hear me Jeremy, WE WONT BETRAY YOU!!!
Former intern at Jeremy Renners hospital here. I was handed the wiener on the day they found it. Then I run up all 8 floors but it was too late, it had thawed, thereby ruining all hope for Jeremy Renner to once again have a penis.
His penis was expected in the wreckage. The fire no longer rises.
Jeremy Renner wife here. Stop talking about my husband scholong. He definitely still has it and we still have sexual intercourse at least once a day.
If you insist into telling these lies, I will sue you all. I swear it on my husband penis grave
He has a full prosthetic body now.
AHHHHHHHHHHH RUN SON, IT IS TOO LATE FOR ME NOW
AND NOW, WITH MY LAST BREATH
I FAREWELL...MY PENIS...AHHHHHHHHHHH
Did this guy really lose his penis and testicles? How does that even happen? He just got run over a bit, not like knelt on a land mine.
Pakc of wolves tore them off when he lay dying in the snow.
That makes more sense than a tractor track somehow cutting them off
Peepee autopsy?
Qrd?
Hard Mode:
Be as vague as possible while still stating wvery relevant detail.
I will deliver the rundown in the form of haiku:
Frozen water fall
Cleaning does not go as planned
Alas, farewell sausage
beautiful
Honestly I'm glad he's doing OK and I can't wait for his next film. Apparently he's in a remake of dickless in seatle, sorry sleepless
If he lost his penis then EXPLAIN this
she handed him the head of his member, what little was left of it, as the only piece found for closure
Jeremy Renner is a REAL ONE because he PLOWS LOCAL.
Crazy how quick he's recovered, must be all the onions milk he's been drinking.
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CUT MY wiener INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY MAST REPORT
DECAPITATION, NO PLOWING
DON'T GIVE A FRICK IF I CUT MY DICK BLEEDING
I have no penis and I must pee
would Cinemaphile troon out if you found out you had to have your wiener and balls removed?
No one cares about the NFL player who died on live TV because Jeremy Renner had his dick chopped off the same day
Another unexplained death... The millions of deaths continue to mount...
Dong diagnosis?
The audacity of this guy to do television commercials and not even talk about what happened to his dick in them.
My dad was one of Jeremy Renner's doctors. And my best friend's wife's family were the ones that called the ambulance. Small world man.
wiener census?
he's fully recovered
his dick is in perfect condition
Cinemaphile lost
your wiener is in orbit Jeremy, in several pieces.