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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kys

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s the synopsis
    >Elio Solis is a 11 year old boy living on planet Earth. He’s creative, a dreamer, shy, and an avid indoorsman who finds it hard to fit in with his piers and be interested in “mainly” stuff.
    >His entire life gets flipped upside down tho, when one day, he gets sucked thru a wormhole and transported across the galaxy.
    >He is soon becomes the first human to make contact with aliens as he ends up at the HQ for The Communiverse, (basically an intergalactic UN for various advanced alien species), and accidentally becomes the GIA (Grand Intergalactic Ambassador), for Planet Earth
    >Earth’s fate will now rest on Elio’s shoulders as he now has to deal with both various intergalactic conflicts and his intense self-doubt in order to show the value of humanity and of being yourself, >All the while, back on Earth, Elio’s wienery supergenius mom Olga works to find her son while also working on a top secret military project to decipher the aliens’ messages and their true intentions…

    So you guys got any thoughts, hopes, and worries about Eilo?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds kind of interesting honestly. I like toony sci-fi and aliens. Some people are probably going to see "unmanly" and screech though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He’s creative, a dreamer, shy, and an avid indoorsman who finds it hard to fit in with his piers and be interested in “mainly” stuff.
      Are they implying he’s gay?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trans more likely, or at least a femboy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          with those hips its cleary a femboy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably

        isn't this just Planet Sheen

        Was Sheen Gay?

        >He will get probed.
        ayy lmao

        Based, but by who

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was gay for Ultra Lord

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nm, you got a point

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds stupid.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's got too many steps

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Elio’s wienery supergenius mom

      Ah damn. She's gonna be such a forced character

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is she hot though?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’ll let you be the judge

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That is so generic. Edna Mode is a similar character, but she oozes with charisma and charm.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There can't be one movie where a girl boss doesn't exist, can there.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s Monster’s Inc

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's kinda cheating as Old Pixar actually made an effort

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't this just Planet Sheen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      See, this is why Pixar doesn't tell us what their movies are about. Lightyear was kept in the dark and we don't know what the frick Elemental is about. Then they drop the synopsis for this and it sucks already.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >finds it hard to fit in with his piers and be interested in “mainly” stuff.
      Oh great, another "it's so sad to not be accepted by society" story for the pile.
      This may be lame, but the social media flame this will create will be a hundred times worse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Communiverse
      Is this he worst league of nations expy in Scifi history? That name sucks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >commieverse

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it’s meant to be a portmanteau of “Community” and “Universe” tho Pixar is a LA company so it literally mean communist universe isn’t impossible I guess

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >piers
      >mainly
      >thru
      >grammar
      Please tell me you didn't copy this.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >putting whirrrrrr as your reveal poster

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up, Veegay

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elementals is a lost cause so Pixar is already out in full force shilling this shit

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kys

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He will get probed.
    ayy lmao

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pixar is back!

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad the artstyle is dogshit

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can fix him

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