>Wake up in the marvel universe as a mutant who just turned 13 and unlocked your mutant power
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Get sent to Xavier’s school for gifted youngsters
What do you do from here?
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>Wake up in the marvel universe as a mutant who just turned 13 and unlocked your mutant power
Get killed.
Whatever the frick kind of power I get I'll use it for sex
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Digestive_Expulsion_Independence
As someone with Crohn's disease irl, this seems pretty sweet. Right up there with my fantasy super power to poop out of other people's butts.
I guess I just try and learn like any other gifted youngster and hop I don't die in a sentinel attack.
>Universal Embodiment
Cool. No more mutants
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Egg_Mimicry
😐
If I can use hem too fly like mary poppins and close them and throw them like spears that'd be cool, I guess I could also use them like a force field to deflect bullets or stop a building from falling on civilians. But to answer your questions the first thing I do is frick the shit out of kitty pryde.
>don’t want powers
>find a sentinel, broken
>become friends with it
>make it do better than become some villain
>do crazy shit with it, man and machine, best friends.
ENTER JUSTON seyfert, SENTINEL!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Digestive_Creation
Guess I'm shitting gold to fund this place.
Hope I get a cool Power and flying convince my professors to make a public Junior X-Men Unity Squad with teenage and kids superheroes who are and are not mutants. And have Ms Marvel help make the team.
I would bang every girl on that team and be the one to pop Ms Marvel and Dust’s cherries, in the name of peaceful mutant relations.
What?
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Elephant_Physiology
Get shoved into the sewers I guess.
>Iron Attacks
So I'm just a worse Magneto, okay.
>Personal Dimensions
Sounds cool as frick
Frick all the hot mutant girls with low self esteem. from oldest Jubilee and then on down the age range.
You think Jubilee has a self-esteem issue? Also I think he's coming back from the dead pretty soon.
Body Link with all the female mutants and do sexual things of all sorts.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Body_Link
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Giant_Sword_Proficiency
Do I need to borrow the sword from someone else
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Memory_Absorption
I take away everyone's memories that I exist and run for it. I ain't gonna die with these muggas the next time they clear the deck of the C-listers
>Fear Inducement
I guess I continue doing what I do now: scare the hoes.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Orgamech_Symbiotic_Exoskeleton
So, can I refluff this so it's not a symbiote and just a naturally-occurring bioorganimech exoskeleton so that it counts as an actual mutant power?
Either way, this is rad as shit!
>UNLIKE OTHER LEGENDARY/HISTORICAL FIGURES THE SERVANTS ARE BASED ON. LEONARDO DA VINCI (FATE/GRAND ORDER) WAS TRULY A MAN IN LIFE, BUT AFTER BECOMING A SERVANT HE PERSONALLY TRANSFORMED HIS APPEARANCE AND GENDER TO MATCH THE IDEAL OF BEAUTY HE COULD NOT FIND OR ACHIEVE IN LIFE, MAKING HIM A PERFECT RESEMBLANCE OF THE MONA LISA.
Become a woman apparently. Maybe frick Wolverine.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Orifice_Evacuation
Gee, thanks.
Whatever I get, I'm pitting against
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Meta-Possession
looks like I'm taking over this fricking joint
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Conversion_Subordination
Xavier is going to wipe my mind before I turn all the hot girls into my sex slaves.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Death_Embodiment
Pretty good. I am basically an avatar of Death and what mutants see when they die. My job is to guide the decease mutants to Death's realm and prosecute any mutants that would violate Death's law. Krakao and The Five are to be eliminated as a result.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Future_Manipulation
I'll take it.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/MacGuffin_Manipulation
Lmao, I am plot armor boy
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Flora_Energy_Manipulation
been shunted to a D-list team, die in some event appeared afterward anyway due to editorial laxness
>https://antifandom.com/powerlisting/wiki/Alcohol_Empowerment
I TOTALLY stay sober and just flunk everything. I'm a contrarian at heart and also 13 in this scenario lol.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Divinity
Should be noted dark does not mean evil in this context and there is a non-zero chance or me becoming a Phoenix host.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sphere_Manipulation
No ones balls are safe from me.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dimensional_Ball_Projection
Shit. I'm both overqualified to be one of the many useless background mutants, yet still under-qualified to be on an actual X-men team. Fuggit, I'll still practice with the other nerdy students just to make sure I don't get squished when the next sentinel squad comes to genocide everyone. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to be just memorable enough to survive.
>Mutie
No fricking thank you, I’d rather have no powers at all than be a mutant
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Electromagnetic_Force-Field
Diet Magneto without the Holocaust shit. Neat.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ultimate_Poison
Try to think up a good name because "Venom" is already taken
>Disaster Magic
I have an Omega Level version of Storm's powers.. and if Storm is already Omega level, then I'm more powerful than whatever the frick she is, because I can make natural disasters on a planetary scale.
>What do you do from here?
I sink California and New York into the ocean.
Get fricked I am the most broken I can be whoever is the strongest
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Replacement
First I replace psylocke and frick myself
Hybrid Physiology/Superior
Time to go Chad and bang some mutant chicks
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Shapeshifting_Ranged_Weapons
The good news? I'm a 1990's hero.
The bad news? I'm being drawn by Rob Liefeld
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/True_Name_Manipulation
Not sure why manipulating names gives you so much power, but seems pretty good.
I use this and give myself some standard super hero powers so nobody suspects I’m a godlike being.
I think it's either the guys from porn games doing it FOR FREE, or Disney trying to up the brand. Lots of xmen threads lately that don't reach 100 replies.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Wood_Generation
my alias is Mourning Wood
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Composite_Demon_Physiology
Yeah I get the feeling Xavier isn't gonna want me on his team, can't really fight the bad views people have of mutants with a literal demon
Guess heading out to be the king of the Morlocks
Please be Scarlet Witch tier reality alteration, please be Scarlet witch tier reality alteration...
>Broom Manipulation
FRICK