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9 months ago Reply Anonymous Hey everytime I stand in front of the mirror, I pop a boner. And cry a little.
9 months ago Reply Anonymous >bald >cynical >not fat >not living next to fast food creatures that regularly destroy my car 3/10 life so far
9 months ago Reply Anonymous Doesn't he bang that one thicc milf? It would be so comfy to be Carl, save for the occasional dismemberment/mutilation at the hands of the trio.
9 months ago Reply Anonymous I'd be more concerned about Hand Banana Clearly Carl never dies from the violence but being raped by some weird hand dog over and over sounds awful
9 months ago Reply Anonymous >wake up >put on a little make up >put my keys out there on the table there i go again creating another fable :p
9 months ago Reply Anonymous Yeah Armenian genocide was alright, but have you heard of the holocaust?
9 months ago Reply Anonymous >big house owner >owns a car >owns a pool Doesnt sound too bad, regular maiming and pool stealing neighboors aside
>wake up
>grab a brush and put a little make up
Carl's cool. I see no issue here.
>wake up
>Little Susie
>wake up
Hey everytime I stand in front of the mirror, I pop a boner. And cry a little.
Carl is love
I AM UH BECOME.. THE FRICKIN DETH.
>still have hair
>not fat
>still miserable cynical loser
oh well
>bald
>cynical
>not fat
>not living next to fast food creatures that regularly destroy my car
3/10 life so far
>woke up this morning
>got yourself a gun
>Wilma always said you'd be the...
>Chosen One
at least he has a car
But Carl has a house and a car
I don't have those things
Doesn't he bang that one thicc milf? It would be so comfy to be Carl, save for the occasional dismemberment/mutilation at the hands of the trio.
I'd be more concerned about Hand Banana
Clearly Carl never dies from the violence but being raped by some weird hand dog over and over sounds awful
Eh, more action that I get.
handbanana is canonocally dead. carl is a highlander
Handa Barnana
Carl got his revenge.
God that was written by somebody that was paid?
Yes
Carl is literally living the american dream.
bump
>wake up
>put on a little make up
>put my keys out there on the table
there i go again creating another fable :p
Yeah Armenian genocide was alright, but have you heard of the holocaust?
He cute
I still have my hair though
>big house owner
>owns a car
>owns a pool
Doesnt sound too bad, regular maiming and pool stealing neighboors aside
I would never be as cool as Carl.
I am slowly becoming Shake.
>when I look back on my life, I pop a boner
based
For the most part, yeah.