>wakes up
>just starts FRICKING MURDERING PEOPLE
what the frick was his problem
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>wakes up. >just starts FRICKING MURDERING PEOPLE
>wakes up
>just starts FRICKING MURDERING PEOPLE
what the frick was his problem
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i hate david as much as he does. were kindred spirits.
I can totally relate, I've had a few of those mornings too.
he's not a morning person
mediocre writing and a lazy director
>mediocre writing and a lazy director
abyssal writing and a brain damaged alcoholic director
there was a whole conversation cut from that scene for some reason
>for some reason
In that it was laughable
Not that it helped much, the movie is still shite
>In that it was laughable
Didn't think it was any more laughable than the rest of the scene
More like the rest of the movie. I still laugh when I see them running forward when a few steps to the side would have avoided the ship.
What was he supposed to do instead?
Grab a brush, put on a little makeup?
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up?
He wanted to
You wake up to a gay robot home invasion what else you gunna do
He telepathically read all those sóyjacks android was thinking about when he saw his while bald head and he went full pinkjack.
On the off chance you are not trolling.
Engineers wanted to wipe out humanity for killing Jesus(Engineer) and rejecting their guidance.
Then you wake up and find those same apes you wanted to kill, they send there robot to talk to them, wanting eternal life.
>Look what i built, i built life, i am just like you
meanwhile you are bioengineering gigachad and dumb ape spits in your face with their "mastering" of life.
You realize they humans are a failed experiment and continue your plan.
>He heard them out and then started to murder them.
You people voted for Hubert Humphrey! AND YOU KILLED JESUS!
>wake up
>weird rats all over your bedroom
>try to rationalize with them and answer their squeeky rat questions
You're a weird guy, OP
i rip the heads off people if they get between me and my first cup of coffee for the day
Meme stealing hack
did you just copy a youtube comment, do we genuinely host both the youtube and reddit user base now?
They didn't bring him a hot delicious Starbucks™ Caramel Macchiato when they woke him up. Fatal mistake.
>boomer humor
Chud
I hated christcucks.
>take nap
>forget alarm
>wake up
>you cat can talk
>and it's turned the microwave into a robot
>they both expect you to make them immortal
it was already established that this particular group or sect of Engineers was planning to destroy Earth but were interrupted by an outbreak at their facility.
So many typos in that text...blech.
Maybe it's fake. That's why I deleted it.
I've read people discussing it on Cinemaphile before and none said it's fake but who knows?
Seems pretty fitting for Scott's lore.
Found another one.
So it was Ridley crying about "Muh ATHEISM".
What a douche. He is probably finding God at 85 years old and can't accept it yet.
?t=765
Holy shit the lore is braindead af.
So a human dies in the past, her body is utterly annihilated actually - she has an alien embryo implanted in her before that.
They find her blood in the future and clone her but guess what... with the foreign object embryo also inside her.
Can't make this shit up.
>having a good dream and reaching the good part where i frick ayylmao b***hes
>suddenlly been waked up
>ugly moronic monkey people everywhere talking nonsense
>they dont stop asking me stupid questions about healthcare
>tfw inferior race didnt invent adrenochrome yet what bunch of sub-species
>end up remembering why i was sleeping, all went to shit
>realize i will not be able to continue the dream
>REEEEEEEEEEKT
>moron android cant stop babling
>i start killing this buttholes
he hadnt had his coffee yet
A perfectly understandable reaction to realizing you haven't died in your sleep to be honest.
Engineer : humans = Cinemaphile : midges
if you were awaken from a blissful sleep by a bunch of warwick davises you'd be mad and homicidal too
He smelled the cum blood in David and the electrical bullshit.
There was a discussion that lead to this but it was cut from the movie. You can find the full version if you're interested
He saw humanity and it's android creation as a mockery of his genes. True garbage, in his eyes.