>walk into elevator
>see this
What would you do here, Cinemaphile?
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>walk into elevator. >see this
>walk into elevator
>see this
What would you do here, Cinemaphile?
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veganal sex while motorboating the breasts.
do a 360 and walk away
When was this in Oldboy? I don't remember this scene
rape, simple as that
>*eyes pop out of head*
>*AWOOOGA*
>HUMINAHUMINAHUMINA
>*sound of baby crying*
>BABY HUNGRY, BABY WANT MILK
And scene.
Fart loudly and pretend it was her.
I wouldn't do anything. I would listen. And that's what nobody did.
Stare at my shoes. If she says "bye" when getting out, I'd mumble "yeah, you too".
Take the next elevator not getting metoo'd again
I make eye contact, hold for five seconds, assess the situation. then, duck, strike femoral artery with jab. as she falls, break her ribs with elbow drive. neutralizing opposition.
Wait for the next one because women are scary
Unironically this. I refuse to be alone with even women I would say I am friendly with. It just isn't worth the risk. Even a polite conversation or just not saying anything at all I could potentially be fired or arrested if she wishes by that afternoon. I blame men.
Box them like Sugar Ray Leonard
They're not even that big for today's standards.
>fox and the grapes
yeah maybe
>THERE COULD BE SEXUAL ASSAULT HERE he said to himself out loud
The moment the elevator door closes, stare at her menacingly and slowly walk up to her as if I’m going to harm her until she hits the corner of the elevator. Then do pic related.
i'd have a nervous breakdown because i can't tell her good her breasts are
Piss all around the buttons
And what are you gonna do when the elevator gets stuck?
Stand awkwardly and get off on the wrong floor.
The joke that Jim Carrey improvised is in bad taste and has not aged well.
CAN WE AGREE SHE IS THE HOTTEST DC TV ACTRESS???
> Desirée Atkins - Smallville
I think we can though clearly prime kristin kreuk is more beautiful if less hot if that makes sense.
tell her to eat all the eggs
Establish a pee corner
>going down?
>wink
>stand in the cuck corner or get the coof
Do people not understand how airborne diseases work? If a person with the coof was in that elevator it wouldn’t matter how deep in the cuck corner your face is
i was told to put on a mask on a train while i was sitting ALONE IN THE BOOTH.
you cannot even try to begin to comprehend the levels of idiocracy layers this world is operateing on by now.
fricking nothing makes sense to me anymore but normoids eat it up like the gospel.
Never ever get into a elevator with a woman alone
start singing the emmanuel in space theme song
Honestly and realistically?
>my heart rate goes crazy the very second I glance at her
>forget completely which floor I have to go to barely being able to press a button
>after pressing I continue staring at the floor manually positioning myself away from her giving her maximal personal space but not so much to literally stand in the corner
>start breathing manually, make sure to breathe as silent as possible
>only maybe glance once or twice at the reflection of her legs in front never connecting single eye contact
>heart beats so much I become nervous that she can literally hear it which only makes it beat even harder
>get the urge to take out my phone but actively fight against it literally just standing there like a bomb which will explode any second all tensed up but not moving one bit.
She exits the elevator and I can finally breathe again, go home and greentext post about it for years and years. Something like that h-haha
I hope she likes Sparks.
I ask the world's final question. The most important question to ever be asked.
What would have happened if he said Misato?
that would be my answer, but i don't know
reigays or asukagays cannot into third position
There's a 40-45 year old woman in my building that I see in the elevator a couple of times a week. First time was about 6 months ago and when I walked in I automatically looked at her cleavage since she had a sundress on with her tanned breasts popping out from the top. I looked up at her face and she had this "really?" face. I said I and felt awkward. The next time I ran into her, she said hi and "my eyes are up here by the way". I got really worried because I thought she was gonna be a problem, but then she laughed and said she took it as a complement. Since then we've been making small talk. Last week she wore a tight long dress and showed off her hips and juicy ass, I tried avoiding staring at it but she said "I thought you'd like this". I just said "heh, yeah..." and let the convo die there.
WTF do I do now bros? I feel like she's trying to trap me into sex with her. Which, granted, she is very frickable, but she lives in my building and might be trying to get me kicked out or something.
immediately move out and never see her again, better safe than sorry
97 stab wounds